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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Ewuro4: 8:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
naijababe:
Right here ma nucca been binge watching since 4am grin
I saw the whole season 3 on Netflix. Are they all available to watch?
Family › Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ewuro4: 8:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
Brandnew2:
OP you heard..

Case closed...grin
Lol. But It's true.

When a man touches a woman down there and feels like a baby's butt, fresh minty breath French kiss, he then furthers to pull off her panties and almost wants to sniff the life out off the chocolately( spray) smell from it before the main act. She will scream & beg him to stop and pull his tongue out from her coz it's likely he won't.

And vice versa.

(Is that too graphic? lipsrsealed sorry 0!)
Family › Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ewuro4: 7:33pm On Jun 12, 2015
Brandnew2:
Okay..I didn't get that part. Oh yeah! He should be ready to go under as well.

Getting down on a lady with a good hygiene doesn't hurt. I'm sure a trial will convince him. grin


Question now is the lady in question clean down there?
very very, VERY important Q grin

That said, they are married for 10years and not new in this game. Good Life itself is conditional so the probability of either mouth action happening in that relationship is totally in their hands. Everyone has a part to play. Hubby should invest in vágisil/summer's eve products, Brazilian waxing and killer lingeries. Wifee should buy him cool hygiene products & nice boxers shorts so he doesn't have to wear one twice (to rid that strong pee stench lipsrsealed angry cheesy )

Case closed.
Family › Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ewuro4: 7:01pm On Jun 12, 2015
Brandnew2:
Lol! She better give him what he wants. grin
Or what?

He wants a bj but wouldnt go under? Nah

Doesn't work that way buddy. 69 all the way or no deal cool grin
Sports › Re: The NBA Begins by Ewuro4: 6:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
birdman:
btw where is ewuro4. never shows up when lbj loses. its only game 4 tho grin
grin grin agbaya , how I go show? I'm certain that camera man was plotted in that spot by Warriors. See my guy's head angry

Family › Re: Was She Right To Have Defended Her Husband When His Mom Was Quarreling With Him? by Ewuro4: 1:44pm On Jun 11, 2015
tearoses:
Some people just have no sense.
Everything is gra gra and one way
It has been said a thousand times, to study your husband and the family you are marrying into before you totally go off on the wrong tangent.
Assuming you want peace o!
Mummy and son fighting and you started to side one person
no diplomacy
no trying to smooth things over
no soothing words
no aajo
so you are happy that they are fighting abi?
Mother and son o! not husband and neighbour or some random driver on the road.
Did your husband ask for backup?
You think the son is happy that you are figthing his own mother? . . . when things settle down you are on your own. . .or are they going to fight forever?
Elenu razor. Silly woman.
My sister don vex grin grin

When you tell them they say you're old school & championing achaic culture grin My dear wife please go ahead and wack your MIL's head join jare , who does she think she is waltzing into your nuclear home to fight your husband, what nerve angry grin
Food › Re: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Ewuro4: 8:25pm On Jun 10, 2015
naijababe:
Na on top ordinary white fast na hin you set flex like this, try Daniel's fast na
grin grin what is Daniel's fast.
Food › Re: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Ewuro4: 6:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
mbulela:
You are using Jesus as Dr. Atkins?
No.
Food › Re: Paste Pics Of Your Healthy Meal Here. by Ewuro4: 5:46pm On Jun 10, 2015
naijababe:
Na only Idi- Araba, you go soon jam Idi-Arere grin



Make I send you pisure, my behind na those pert and roundy types.....all those squats haven't been for nothing grin
Join RCCG grin I'm doing all white fasting and I've lost a whooping 10lbs. Gba jesu saye e cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Ewuro4: 5:41pm On Jun 10, 2015
Thank you Father!
Family › Re: Help A New Mother! by Ewuro4: 5:34pm On Jun 10, 2015
So NL will solve your problem huh
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 5:32pm On Jun 10, 2015
SAMBARRY:
na teeth you dey use type? grin grin grin
No but Your oral health says a lot about your lifestyle and class . I dont engage such people in discussions.

Yetseyi nice one grin
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4:
Edwife my apologies dear.

Happy Birthday to you. May you continue to live a fufilled life to see many more years ahead in good health and happiness.
Family › Re: Mum In The House Need Urgent Reply by Ewuro4: 2:25pm On Jun 10, 2015
christobabee:
Thanx dearie, but she is A year, 3mnt. Dnt. Understand dis part ." ( say 7parts base & 3parts jelly)"
Oh sorry must've read that wrong.

use more base and less jelly till the rough area clears up. Then continue jelly for everyday use.

I use Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion ( green pump, it's scent free and have oatmeal complex ) on them every night and petroleum jelly every morning.
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 1:51pm On Jun 10, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Why na grin
stop bringing me back on this thread kuilye abeg.

tooth cavity recipients boku here , the pain is excruciating grin

And I repeat..

Bottom Line : People should learn to Respect other Ethnic group culture doctrines. The fact that 'for the life of you' can't grasp the logic/reason behind that practice doesn't give you the audacity to rubish it. Period.

There are countless external cultural practice I don't understand too and asked myself 'why'. I don't go ahead and call them names.
Forum Games › Re: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by Ewuro4: 3:50am On Jun 10, 2015
Dungeon

Nun, gun, neon

Because
Forum Games › Re: Eight-letter Word Game: Start A New Word With The Last Letter Of Previous Word by Ewuro4: 3:48am On Jun 10, 2015
Captives
Forum Games › Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by Ewuro4: 3:47am On Jun 10, 2015
Export
Forum Games › Re: WORD GAME:::: Form A Word With Any Place In The World With The Last Letter by Ewuro4: 3:47am On Jun 10, 2015
Akwa Ibom
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland Word Game by Ewuro4: 3:46am On Jun 10, 2015
Function
Sports › Re: The NBA Begins by Ewuro4: 3:45am On Jun 10, 2015
Whooo grin
Family › Re: Mum In The House Need Urgent Reply by Ewuro4: 12:33am On Jun 10, 2015
Fem29, I musto start paying on behalf of my Nephews. Your girls are cute! kiss God bless them.
Family › Re: Mum In The House Need Urgent Reply by Ewuro4: 12:30am On Jun 10, 2015
christobabee:
Pls which cream can I use for my adorable, she is jst a year and 3mnt. Ve used eucerin and AVeeno but none is good for her.her skin is looking rough, dry and dark.
Eucerin is too harsh on a 3 month old please. What kind of aveeno did you use.

Buy Glaxxo base cream and mix it with petroleum jelly. ( say 7parts base & 3parts jelly)
Leave her skin damp after every bath and sparingly rub the combo on her skin till it disappears.

Another one is cortisone cream but she's way too young for that. Try the Glaxo base and see first. smiley
Family › Re: Candid Respones Pls! Guys, Can You Marry Your Female Boss In The Office? by Ewuro4: 12:19am On Jun 10, 2015
Why not?
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 8:45pm On Jun 09, 2015
SAMBARRY:
AUNTY Jidegirl kulu temper grin
No I wont cool temper. angry cool

naijababe:
Well, I'mma call you ayiluko grin
shocked shocked itumo??

I just don't respond to any adulation biko.mon she iya oko bournvita oh. cheesy
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 7:16pm On Jun 09, 2015
Bottom Line : People should learn to Respect other Ethnic group culture doctrines. The fact that 'for the life of you' can't grasp the logic/reason behind that practice doesn't give you the audacity to rubish it. Period.

There are countless external cultural practice I don't understand too and asked myself 'why'. I don't go ahead and call them names.
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 7:09pm On Jun 09, 2015
hahn:
Apparently, you've never had the experience. When you remain civil and polite and you're taken advantage of then you can come and comment on this topic
What Topic ? I think she already stated her input on the topic. you take life too seriously. chill abeg.
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 7:05pm On Jun 09, 2015
naijababe:
OP, choose your battles. You don't have to call her aunty, some people give nicknames so as not call their spouse's siblings that are younger aunty.

Let me even help you small, orente, idi-ileke, Ayiluko, omo daddy etc grin
My mom calls one of my distant aunt Orente ( she's very short and robust grin).

My long lost uncle married an isale eko/ ijebu woman , she's soo fine , polished & LEARNED and calls me "olo mi" grin I have butterflies when she says that, ori mi ma n wu everytime tongue and I accord same respect to her big time ( she's over 20 years older than me ) I'm her iya oko anytime. cool
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 3:03pm On Jun 09, 2015
helovesme:
Oh, So you and your wife actually have a 'reason' and you agreed between yourselves to stop greeting them.

so you will actually see them, pass beside them and not greet them? Chai !!!!

i like your landlord oh. Quit notice sharp !!! No time for nonsense. grin grin Who needs troublesome neighbours in a house built with one's sweat. Hian!! you can take your malice to another 'compound'.
Hehe you're too much. My ribs cheesy
Family › Re: Do You Know This? by Ewuro4: 2:47pm On Jun 09, 2015
Paper fan grin
Family › Re: My Mother-in-law Hates Because I Refuse To Call My Sister-in-law "Aunty" by Ewuro4: 2:41pm On Jun 09, 2015
helovesme:
why would you be living in a rented property and refuse to greet your landlord and his wife whom i guess are much older than you and your wife? isn't that rude? are you not effectively keeping malice with them?

well the quit notice you received is in order and well deserved before you turn the old man and his wife to punching bag .
Hehe I like that. grin
Family › Re: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by Ewuro4: 2:39pm On Jun 09, 2015
grin grin grin

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