₦airaland Forum

Rich Dad:
Excell,
Mo ma ba e ja,Se o mo wipe oga awon Soja ni mi ni? mo ma ni ki won gbe e lo si Liberia or Iraq ,nitori na fi Tawa sile ki o de gbe aworan yen kuro ni kia kia

Ma make sure pe mo ba Yaradua soro,Darfur ni Sudan ni ma ni ki won post e lo.

Those guys are THIEVES!!!

Poster,i suggest you dump the two of them and look for a girl from the South south

Patricai Etteh has just emerged winner of the Most Beautiful Girl In Nigerian (MBGN) for this year,sh is to represent the country in the Miss World Competition taking place in Darfur,Sudan later this year.The 1st runner up was Madam Itah Giwa while the 3rd Position was won By Iyabo Obasanjo Bello.

Iwo na wo Tawakalitu!!!

Omo pupa rodorodo,aponbepore,ibadi aran.

Richdad,sun siwaju joo.

Richdad, ki lo n worry e naa? Tawakalitu ,o ti dun ju lomo .Nitorinaa ni mo se n ba richdad ja

viperman:
AA driving school seems to be the best in-town that i know man

AA to the rescue , they are the only ones i know organised enough to have a website , and you learn with nice cars not 1500 volks beetle

http://aarescuenigeria.net/driving_school.html



you can also check out these ones

Edwin Driving School
Address 20 Campbell St, Lagos
Phone: +234 1 654477.

Tokunbo Driving School
Address 26 Eleshin St, Obalende, Lagos
Phone: +234 1 682129.

Toyin Driving School
Address 125 Akowonjo Rd, Akowonjo, Lagos
Phone: +234 1 525965.

Toyin driving school is rubbish!!
I paid 10K for training and all i got was 30mins of training for 6 saturdays within Gowon Estate by rude and insolent instructors.They never took me to the main road or told me how to use the horn,trafficator.The car i used should be a 1971 model .

babasin:
and so the my died!

yaradaa + atiku, governors were flown abroad asap but not a national hero, 'Tella'

Only a fool will do anything for Nigeria; you better do it for yourself.

If this man had stolen money; he would have fly himself abroad.

what a loss to his family; not Nigeria, because they don't appreciate him

evergie:
My friend post what you're sure of, he was flayed abroad, he was given 1million naira and the federal took in charge of his treatments abroad.

Did you guys go to school by any chance?

Wot else do you expect from the chairllady of ikeja under bridge hairdressers association who has a diploma in law?

tope_teadr:
Mo ti man so pe gbogbo wa ti ya were.

Tope,bawo lo se go bayi? Omo alaileko ni e.

Richdad, owo wo loro pe o ni?Boya lomo pe owo ko nife.Emi ni mo ma lo Tawa gbo!!!!

Yes ,I was banned last friday for about 2 hrs or thereabout but Oga Seun has not told me why.

JNdupu:
I see Lord Lugard in front of Birnin Kebbi market yesterday, the man don old well well and wear dirty cloth like crazeman, but I no fit understand why him dey sing "I was only joking, my dear" like Rod Stewart. Dem say make I ask for Nairaland because entrance exam to join here pass Mensa test.

JNDUPU,i tire for you o.I don laff tire.

Meanwhile,do you guys know why i got late to the office today? I saw Abubakar Atiku at Dopemu Bus Stop fighting with a conductor over N20 change.The guy got his 'combat' short torn in the process.I had to settle the quarrel by paying the N20 to the conductor.It was only when i was leaving that i noticed that the conductor was no other person than Professor Maurice Iwu.Who do you think the driver was?, I will tell you guys later

Seun,could you please explain why you banned me temporarily for about two hours today?Because I realy dont know why.Maybe if you do,i will be more cautious some other time.

Ivvie:
Seun, share your experience! I'm sure yours was way beyond being quiet. Spill, we're all open ears.

Its true,Seun please share your own experience!

Meanwhile I sighted Obj hawking boiled egg and life chicken (from his farm i guess) inside the hold up at Maryland this morning.

naira4doll:
Excel, can we hook up?

Why not sir? I'll be pleased to meet you sir

Despite banning me for two hours, i still admit the guy is great.I will vote for him

jkpretty:
Yes i had this one crush i could never forget, yes, his name is tosin

I went to a single sex secondary school _{some F.G.G.C}so it was initially hard for me to flow with guys,i was in s.s2, but thank God i had brothers with friends. This guy was my brother's friend, & he had finished from K.C. He's got brains to kill for & particularly cute. I would look at this guy, & would wish we were the only ones on earth, i would imagine so many things with this guy, even imagine some discussions in front of the mirror, I would smile & answer myself back. I would create imaginary conversations that i was thinking he'll one day ask & i would prepare answers. But He just always saw me then as his friend's little sister.

There was even a particular day, he came to my place, that my brother wasn't at home, "i came to see u" he said, and i thought that was it, when i opened the door, he said he wanted to collect a particular text book I guess he needed for jamb, i gave that txt book to him slowly praying & wishing hard he'ld say something else but he didn't & left.

I never told him how i felt, but he came back two years later tripping & falling flat for me. It was quite strange for the fact that my own feelings were then gone. He was then in Lag Medicine, but i simply could not bring my self back. It was either i was ahead of him sort of or my mirror was seeing somebody else.

This is really touching !!!

My childhood crush was Ruth,my classmates' elder cousin and our senior girl in primary schoool.I had to force popsy to enroll me for an evening class because she was attending same .I never told her because i couldnt sum up the courage.

I didnt see her again after primary school.I learnt she got married some years ago.

Then in secondary school,it was Titilope,we both had crushes on each other I guess.I purposedly became friend to a male classmate that stayed in front of her house so i could go to the guy's house and from there pray that she will come out so I could see her.My friends also bought love cards for her on my behalf because i was not bold enough to do that.We got talking again about two years ago and i still like her even though i have a girlfriend.Now i had lost contact with her because I l,ost my phone.

ebony4life:
Breakin News!

Aliko Dangote & Femi Otedola are fighting for bid over the Baale position of Ajegunle.

NOT ONLY THAT

Baba Iyabo to sell Otta farms for N500
Any interested buyer should contact Gbenga Daniel.

krisbobo:
Mahatma Ghandi, former strongman of Indian politics and society, was yesterday spotted at Orile bus-stop with his shawl wrapped around his head Eedris Abdulkareem-style, hawking mp3 players in a wheel-barrow!

He was chanting a remix of an indian song he just released, featuring Konga:

Ghandi: Sunita sunita mia jamati jamati lekele (2ce)

Konga: E ti won botaaaaa ashanti sholeyyyyyy

Meanwhile Mother Theresa watched them from afar, shaking her head and pitying them while breastfeeding her latest child fathered by 2face!

Oh God !! You guys wont kill me with laughter o.

Someone should please plaed with Seun to move this thread to joke section.

Meanwhile, Weird MC has just been elected the speaker of the house of representative

mdsocks:
i told you, i think it serves you right
oma run down , you can't beleive i followed the link

See your life!!!

Those guys are idiots !!!

Easybaby, i can supply you hugs and kises a birthday gift

mdsocks:
excel12 o kin gboro

Omo,the guy ban me true true o for two hours.

Latest news coming in says that Madam Patricia Etteh has just won the nobel prize for peace

Na me be baba!

She must leave with immediate alacrity !!!

Adedibu na fine boy!!!

Rich Dad:
Excel12! Excel12 !! Excel12 !!! Igba melo ni mo pe e?Mo fun e ni last warning mi o gbodo gbo oruko Tawa-temi lenu mo

Emi ni mo ni Tawa, Tawa lo ni mi !!

Eni ti kom ba dun mo,ko fori san le ,ko ku danu

Rich dad bawo?Baba olowo igbo
Maa se owo e si coins fun e, ko sori e nibe rara !!

tammy_y2k1:
Some people r so archaic that they do not know the difference of a joke and some thing real.
Please catch your fun anyone whose not in d grove should go have a pizza or a pie.
Please what bank will the local prayer houses be? lol

They will be microfinance/community banks

naira4doll:
Excel, it seems u are in Ibadan, can u come to option 24/7 tonight, Bill Gate flies down there every night to drink small stout,

Naira4doll,thanks for inviting me to option 24/7 yesterday night,i saw Bll gate Drinking Stout live!!

I also saw George Bush siping 'Kunu' at the same joint.

Guesss what? I saw Seun in LASTMA uniform at Iyana iba controlling traffic,so it could be true that he has been sacked from nairaland.no be small thing o !!!

Chief Lamidi Adedibu

Adedibu is suffering from ignorance + illiteracy. Period !!!

The end is near for that shameless amala politician.