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Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by excel12(m): 6:15pm On Oct 10, 2007
minute:

MOKO!!! iwo loni shoro. angry angry angry

baba oko mi(LOL)nkan timomaje ni bakiri o,pe mi lomo ofun toba wu e.

e mio mo oun tayefele baka--toba tiri bilere!!!

kini iwogaan badebi

tojubole eran nuru nie!!

Minute, o go lopolopo,laakaye re si kuru.se emi lo n ba soro beyen?ma je ko mo e lara de ile oko o
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by excel12(m): 6:08pm On Oct 10, 2007
Richdad, maa begi fun e!!

Temi ni Tawa,Tawa ni Temi

Ti o ko ba mo,odo mi ni Tawa ti ma lo long holiday to n bere lola.
Politics / Re: Kogi Governorship Election Annuled. by excel12(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2007
toba1909:

The Election Tribunal in Kogi State has annuled the election of Gov Ibrahim Idris of Kogi State, the annulment is based on his disqualification by INEC before the election day.

Toba,why are you twisting the facts surrounding the annulment of the election.is it because you wanted to be the one to break the news?
The election was annulled because Fmr governor Audu was wronly disqualified by INEC from contesting the election.you can ckeck this link

http://www.thenewsng.com/modules/zmagazine/article.php?articleid=19643
Literature / Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by excel12(m): 5:38pm On Oct 10, 2007
I am currently reading 'ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmole', when i drop it i will pick 'Bashorun gaa' grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by excel12(m): 5:34pm On Oct 10, 2007
'the man dies who keeps silent in the face of tyranny'

'a man without purpose will use his life to serve distractions'
Religion / Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by excel12(m): 2:32pm On Oct 10, 2007
Tornadoz,i tire for you. I laff so tay my ribs dey ache.

But finally i have gotten the correct website that can help you,its

www.globalwitcheswaitingtohelpyou.org

You need to shout 'YEPARIPA' 3 times and recite some incantation before you can now click the link 7 times.Just try it out.
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by excel12(m): 2:18pm On Oct 10, 2007
Ayefele ati minute ,kini isoro yin?ki le n baka naa?
Autos / Re: 1998/99 Model Nissan Altima Gxe For Cheaaaap Sale! by excel12(m): 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2007
manual?
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by excel12(m): 1:36pm On Oct 10, 2007
Tawa-Temi:

Erin Forum lawa

erinkeke labule nairaland.

Tawa-temi,omo inu e a dun,yoruba ti o n so n damilorun bajebaje.
Yato siyen,Tawa mama,so seese ki a ma fera wa?nitoriwipe mo n ko e je gigi gangan ni.
Tawa temi,adumaradan,ibadi aran,eyinmenugun,eyinfunjowo
Tawakalitu mobolorundiro,Abeni temi nikansoso,emi ni mo ma lo e gbo

o digba kan na

Emi ni tiyin ni tooto,

Excelbaba,ekun oko tawakalitu
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Introduced You To Nairaland? by excel12(m): 1:20pm On Oct 10, 2007
Shehu Musa Yaradua introduced me to the site,he calims he visits the jokes section grin cheesy grin cheesy
Sports / Re: Fans Of Nigerian Football Clubs? by excel12(m): 11:50am On Oct 10, 2007
I am a fan of Jigawa Stars
Religion / Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 10:26am On Oct 10, 2007
mrpataki:

The same set of people comparing churches to banks are the same set of people who do not believe in God! Go find out from some posts or follow some topics on this section. The originator of this thread was quick to say that he started this thread in the forum games section, yet there is another thread with the same topic here on the religion. What a pathetic liar.

mrpataki,i really wish i do not have to reply you again or respond to any of your posts because it amounts to a fruitless exercise because it is evident bthat you are opinionated and will never see things from other people's perspectives,Your records on nairaland speaks volumes.one is left with no other choice than to leave you to your ignorance hoping that God will help you one day (provided you submit yourself and yield, i hope you know that the Holy Spirit will not force anything on you,you need to yield to him so he can cure you of your ignorance).

Now ,to put records straight, you ignorantly claimed that i said i posted the thread in the forum games section and yet ,there is another post on the same topic here in the religion section,now check out what i said:

mrpataki or whatever you call yourself,this is the last time i will exchange arguments with you on this because i can see that you are a pharisee (you are to far to see things) .You sure think you are the most righteous person while others here are unbels,right?
If you care to know,i posted this thread in the joke section before it was moved here by the administrator and i believe there i no big deal to that.There is a humorous side to God and I have no regrets starting this thread because i am convinced i am doing anything wrong.And if you think i am encouraging blasphemy ,leave me to me and God,he has not yet told me he has relinquished his position as the judge of every man to you
.

It is either you do not understand english language, you are not thinking right, you are too much in a hurry to jump to spurious conclusions or you are being unnecessarily mischievious to drive home your unnecessary points. What i simply said is :I posted the post in the Jokes Section while the administartor (Seun Osewa) moved it here.Shikena.

Now ,i seem to be learning from you that how to be a christian is by calling others - 'bunch of childless fools, 'congregation of low thinking things','bunch of rubbish' etc. And you think God whose name you are trying to protect (ignorantly though) approves of that?.No wonder someone said you are probably a fanatic muslim turned Christian.Will it be wrong if i call you a fanatic and a hypocrite? always more than willing to pick up quarrels with people and insult them,(your records on nairaland speak volumes)

It also amazes me that after insulting people calling them unprintable names,you still end the post with 'God bless you. The contrast amazes me.

God bless you,Mr Pataki.
Education / Re: Conversion Programme From Hnd To Bsc. by excel12(m): 11:41am On Oct 09, 2007
try unipetrol
Autos / Re: 2000 Model Nissan Maxima (full Options) For Sale by excel12(m): 11:01am On Oct 09, 2007
ok sir,get me a nissan altima 98/99 then at a reasonable price
Autos / Re: 1998/99 Model Nissan Altima Gxe For Cheaaaap Sale! by excel12(m): 10:58am On Oct 09, 2007
ow much sir?
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Oluwaseun Osewa? by excel12(m): 10:27am On Oct 09, 2007
Seun Osewa is an autocrat and a despot.Period !!!!
Autos / Re: 2000 Model Nissan Maxima (full Options) For Sale by excel12(m): 7:35pm On Oct 08, 2007
Viperman , can i pay 1.1 m?
Autos / Re: 1998/99 Model Nissan Altima Gxe For Cheaaaap Sale! by excel12(m): 7:31pm On Oct 08, 2007
do u still have nissan altima 98/99 model?
Religion / Update On Rev King by excel12(m): 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2007
I am sure everybody remember Rev King who was sentenced to death by hanging sometimes ago (I think late last year). The last thing we heard was that he was appealing the Judgement.Does anybody know the update on him.I believe that guy should not just go unpunished.
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by excel12(m): 5:19pm On Oct 05, 2007
Rich Dad:

excel12,
Yoruba pe orisirisi, yoruba e wo ni ki a ma so? se Yoruba Eko ni tabi youruba aye atijo tabi yoruba ode oni,

Je ka ma so egun nigbayen.
rsd-chukwu:

No, I can barely speak Igbo.

omo ibo,ki lo wa debi? gbo ri e e !!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Whos' The Boss by excel12(m): 4:39pm On Oct 05, 2007
ennyluv,i tire for u o !!! na so u go do for your husband?
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by excel12(m): 1:31pm On Oct 05, 2007
Rich Dad:

excel12,
Ti e ko ni ba je.Bo se ro si mi na lose ma ri fun lase edumare , owo adura? mo ma fi rase lai pe .

Wa a sere paddy mi !!!

Ma je ko pe ko to fi owo adura yen ranse o,nitoripe to ba pe o ma n dose!!
Religion / Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 1:23pm On Oct 05, 2007
mr.official:

You said so tongue
mrpataki:

Proverbs 26:5 -Answer a fool according to his folly, Lest he be wise in his own eyes.
So I owe no man no apology here.

I will ask you, since you are the originator of this useless topic, of what spiritual edification does this topic add to ones growth in Christianity? Do you even know what chrisitianity means at all?

Your mates are crying for a revival all over the world, you sit down behind the computer imagining Churches to Banks undecided What a puerile mindset you have.

For every idle word you speak, you shall give account for it. It is written in the bible: Iron Sharpeneth iron, so a friend sharpeneth the countenance of his partner.

When you were logging into this topic it says Religion: Share your faith and belief in God or other spiritual powers, not to come here and do a multi-comparism analysis of Nigerian Churches with Nigerian Banks.

Enuff said!
Bunch of nonsense.

mrpataki or whatever you call yourself,this is the last time i will exchange arguments with you on this because i can see that you are a pharisee (you are to far to see things) .You sure think you are the most righteous person while others here are unbels,right?
If you care to know,i posted this thread in the joke section before it was moved here by the administrator and i believe there i no big deal to that.There is a humorous side to God and I have no regrets starting this thread because i am convinced i am doing anything wrong.And if you think i am encouraging blasphemy ,leave me to me and God,he has not yet told me he has relinquished his position as the judge of every man to you.

mdsocks:

What of Bojuwomi and Sekunderin? grin

those ones are oke ira community bank and ipodo community bank respectively.
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Seun In Your Own Words. by excel12(m): 6:01pm On Oct 04, 2007
Seun baba!

am only joking o.please dont ban me o
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Seun In Your Own Words. by excel12(m): 5:59pm On Oct 04, 2007
What are you guys all afraid of?

Seun is dictatorial, an intelligent dude though.

In terms of looks (even thouh i have not seen him before),i believe he is thin,has a big head and bow legs.
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by excel12(m): 5:34pm On Oct 04, 2007
Kini gbogbo yin n ba ka lori thread yi,eyin omo yanmirin.

alainironu ati alainitiju gbaa ni yin.

o dami loju pe e ko le mo itumo ohun ti mo ko.
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by excel12(m): 5:30pm On Oct 04, 2007
Rich Dad:

hmmmm clears Throat,
Eku dede asiko yi o,e si ku ojo meta oruko temi ni Baba Olowo,Iroyin ni so ki lati Ile Ise Elero Amititi Radio Ile Naira.A fi akoko yi se kilokilo fun enikeni ti ko ba gbo ede yoruba ki o fi iyara ijiroro yin sile lesekese.Iroyin wa ko ni ju bayi loo.E ma ya se. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Rich dad,

Wa a soriire laye.Yoruba ti o so yen je ki ori mi wu gan ni!!!

O o ni ku ni kekere,eni eleni ko ni gba ise re se.

Waa dagba ,wa darugbo.

Owo adura mi nko
Religion / Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 5:26pm On Oct 04, 2007
mrpataki:

It is such inanity that those who call themselves christians here, also indulge in such foolishness here. After equating all the Nigerian churches which you can all think of, what happens next to the thread?

Bunch of childish fools. angry angry

mrpataki:

With due respect, I will only give you the due honor of replying your own post, since I find it to be only one with revelant sense. My question is what relevance does this topic have here? If it is meant for games, it should be in the forum games department undecided

I wonder what spiritual edification this topic adds to ones upliftment in life.

Bunch of nonsense.



mrpataki,
did u just talk about spiritual edification and upliftment when you called people 'a bunch of childish fools'?
Thats first class hypocrisy !!! you are a disgrace to christianity (if you are a christian like you are making us to believe)
Nothing short of an apology to all of us on thi forum is acceptable to man and God.
TV/Movies / Re: The Next Movie Star III (3) by excel12(m): 4:42pm On Oct 04, 2007
Modups!:

this edition is "wack"
so the dregs have been left behind in da house tongue tongue

as for "salagachy", his voice is boring & d tasks are real boring & some what senseless
r these people going to be acting for kindergateners

NMS 2007 is a RUBBISH!!!

I agree with you.
NMS 2007 is a large scale mistake.
Salagachy, a moro
Bella,a let down

And for the housemates

Enoch is bush (another Mr Ibu in the making)

Uti is a peacock

Lucy is a mediocre

Martha is a disgrace to womanhood

Lydia,a baloon (she's got nothing inside)

And Femi is just there to add to the number (where did he get dat voice from)
Religion / Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Banks by excel12(m): 4:26pm On Oct 04, 2007
mr.official:

@savesoul
First baptist should be First bank.


Then communion churches will be a community bank grin grin
Culture / Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by excel12(m): 4:18pm On Oct 04, 2007
fyneguy:

Exceli,

emi ni ogun arindo, torin na ni mo se nje ayan o. mimi kan ole mi mi o. koko lara ota nle!. (sings shina Peters, ) ma ba e lo o, ma ba e lo, patricia, mi o mo oun ti won pe o se o. Olufunke, mi o mo nti won pe ose. O gun yan lebe, o gbe fore re, ore re o, opere pore ore koda e loun, mi o mo tan pe o se!

Fyneguy,alawada ni o o. mo ti rerin mo fe takiti lori aga.

Ennyluv,o ye ka mora wa ju bayi lo.okan mi so pe omoge to rewa ni o.
adumaradan
ibadi aran
eyinfunjowo

omo o ti po ju

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