Adedibu is contesting for Nigeria President come 2010.

Osama and Bush having lunch, I swear! CNN carry am for,

i bet u guys didn't know Nigeria won the last Ice Hockey competition in Finland, up Naija!!!!!!

JNdupu:

I see Lord Lugard in front of Birnin Kebbi market yesterday, the man don old well well and wear dirty cloth like crazeman, but I no fit understand why him dey sing "I was only joking, my dear" like Rod Stewart. Dem say make I ask for Nairaland because entrance exam to join here pass Mensa test.

JNDUPU,i tire for you o.I don laff tire.

Meanwhile,do you guys know why i got late to the office today? I saw Abubakar Atiku at Dopemu Bus Stop fighting with a conductor over N20 change.The guy got his 'combat' short torn in the process.I had to settle the quarrel by paying the N20 to the conductor.It was only when i was leaving that i noticed that the conductor was no other person than Professor Maurice Iwu.Who do you think the driver was?, I will tell you guys later

i was in church yesterday. guess who lead praise worship session? MUKINA herself, live and direct.

i had the best breakfast sunday morning, and am hoping i continue to see the duo of naomi campbell and tyra banks carry their specially cooked agoyin beans and succulent agege bread around my area. Naomi was carrying the beans while tyra really looked sexy carrying the agege bread, i thot she was on the runway modelling with the bread on her head when she crossed the road.

BREAKING LAMBASTING NEWS

POLITICS
Baba Iyabo exports Fired Garri to refugees at IRAQ, they sent him a time-bomb in form of a fine Iraqi chic.

Etteh goes on the Mountain for three days to fire all her enemies

TOURISM
Mike Adenuga spends vacation with the BOMA Villagers for a week butt naked!

BUSINESS
The[b] Association of Vulganisers of Idiroko[/b] signed a deal to acquire Zenon Oil.


NHOLLYWOOD
Tom Cruise n spouse were spotted at The prestigious Yaba market pricing fairly used Jeans and Okrika shoes.

ENTERTAINMENT

R Kelly(King of R 'n'B) goes into a collabo with PASUMA WONDER ( the Otunba of Fuji) to produce a [b]R Fugical B [/b] album, It is da' bomb. This R'n' BFuji album will be launched on the 1st of December 1997.
For more enquires contact Kennis Music at 2 OLORINLA Street off BabaIjebu Bstp Kirikiri, Lagos.
(Thats their new address)

Dan Foster was spotted at Obalende fighting with a Boli seller over her refusal to give him a N2 naira change.

For more hot News contact www.ijekuje+imukumu@nobemetelu.com

@ all
Na wa o

new nigerian lottery hands put 10m naira to 50 people in just 3 days of its inception. this is definately reliable since it is powered by nigerian railway corporation. tickets are available at all mr. biggs outlets nationwide at 1naira per ticket.

Patricai Etteh has just emerged winner of the Most Beautiful Girl In Nigerian (MBGN) for this year,sh is to represent the country in the Miss World Competition taking place in Darfur,Sudan later this year.The 1st runner up was Madam Itah Giwa while the 3rd Position was won By Iyabo Obasanjo Bello.

ARSENAL WINS BACK TO BACK ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE FOR 2007-2008,
na yam?

hehe,

Just keep this thread going. I love it!

i can now scan and send money to my grandmother in the village

Obasanjo as new UN head

And i am just nominated to replace our dear Madam Patricia Etteh. All of una congratulate me, b/cos i want vex buy nairaland from Seun, when i don sit down

breaking news!!!
plans are in top gears for the wedding between obj and queen patra.The wedding which takes place in birnin kudu (near okija shrine) will be attended by cliford orji,otokoto and the officiating priest is rev.king, mother of the day is patricia etteh,father of the day is adedibu.
you are all invited, this is frank spencer reporting for CNN.

i thought i was dreaming when i saw the contract papers that signed tyra banks and 50cent by kanayo-o-kanayo to take part in his latest movie called "una dey mumu" which is set to drop l8r this year.

then i realized i wasn't dreaming wen i saw rick ross in my hood fighting over N20 dope.


i bow for una oh.

excel12:

Patricai Etteh has just emerged winner of the Most Beautiful Girl In Nigerian (MBGN) for this year,sh is to represent the country in the Miss World Competition taking place in Darfur,Sudan later this year.The 1st runner up was Madam Itah Giwa while the 3rd Position was won By Iyabo Obasanjo Bello.

What has obj done to you

THIS TOPIC HAS BEEN MOVED TO THE JOKES SECTION. CLICK ON THE LINK

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-15.0/fools-rush-in.html

@ ifeniyi

Hav'nt u heard also I JUST BOUGHT OVER THE DANGOTE GROUP verify at this link

www.billions-buys-dangotegroup.com

excel12:

Patricai Etteh has just emerged winner of the Most Beautiful Girl In Nigerian (MBGN) for this year,sh is to represent the country in the Miss World Competition taking place in Darfur,Sudan later this year.The 1st runner up was Madam Itah Giwa while the 3rd Position was won By Iyabo Obasanjo Bello.

No, Excel, Iyabo supposed to win the first position

Jim Ovia has emerged the world heavyweight champion after defeating Samuel Peters.

Breaking News !!!


In the spirit of "attracting foreign investors",

The Democratic Party has acquired 51% shares in PDP.

Expatriate President considered/required for Nigeria,

Bill Clinton / Nelson Mandela are the present nominees. Any other Ideas?

I laugh, MTN will become NTM. It means nobody will use MTN again, because if every body has  a way out of PHCN, they would have done it.

Back in those days nairaland was just starting, replies to posts where being sent to the post office. thank God for internet

Breaking News,

With the Sub Prime - lending problem going around with the Housing market, This has reduce the market value of Countrywide Financial. UACN has just Acquired Country Wide Financials; The financial details was not disclosed, but CWF has agreed to be paid in stock.

at last the naira has been re-denominationalized and its now 10,000naira to one dollar.god don catch una wey dey save money for bank.the best thing now for everybody is just to start spending before it gets totally useless.but before that make una send me recharge card for this good piece of information ;d ;d ;d

Honestly speaking you guys should check out this link for some recent updates pertaining Mrs Etteh Patricia

http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/

Banky West appointed the new World Bank president

Alams now EFCC Chairman

Aso rock has been moved to nIGER delta. Please all parastatals shld follow suit

Wow! Nairaland has arrived oo. Can u imagine great pple in Yankee talking about Nairaland, Boyounce, Jay.Z, Busta, Will Smith and Co, Dis is good for our image, Up Nairaland!