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Cleofel that is the truth you speak.

What are those painful things that love can bring into your life? Be frank about what you know.

As a man I have got to be truthful. It is the man who is, more often than not, unfaithful in a love relationship. No matter which way you look at it, that's the bitter truth!

Thanks for all the concern you have shown in my time of distress. The fact is, I love her, but I am torn betwixt two poles of decision.

Please! Please!! Please!!! Fellow Nigerians, help me out. I need your honest advice. My fiancée with whom I have been together for two years now has broken my heart. Indeed, she has torn my heart in shreds. Imagine I had to host her a couple of weekends ago in my apartment. Then on Saturday morning I go out to meet some appointments with my colleagues. When I get back to the house the front door is ajar, and so I rush into the living room, only to find her having an orgy with another girl, right in my own parlor. The fact is that I am still in love with her, but the hurt is threatening to do away with the love. Should I go ahead and marry her? We had fixed the wedding for February 2007.

I'd rather say the guy's case is hopeless.

you are joking with fire. just drop the relationship now, and if you feel you cannot stay without the good feeling, then just contact me and i will help you out

you are joking with fire. just drop the relationship now, and if you feel you cannot stay without the good feeling, then just contact me and i will help you out

duh

An American, a Nigerian and an Irish are remanded in prison custody in China. One night the three plan to escape. The American goes first. As he makes for the fence, he kicks a tin lying on the floor. The guard barks out, "Who is that?" To which the American replies "Meeow". The guard relaxes, and the American makes good his escape.

Next comes the Nigerian, who kicks the same tin. The guards cocks his rifle and shouts again, "Who is that?" The Nigerian makes the "Meeow" sound, and as the guard relaxes, off he escapes.

The Irishman takes his turn and like the other two, kicks the tin. When the guard demands, "Who is that?" The Irishman replies in a squeaky voice, "It is a cat."

That was so wise.

There was this guy from PH (not Port Harcourt) who had everything going for him. He was intelligent, had a high CGPA at the end of his university days, found a good job in SPDC (not Shell Oil), but he had an evil habit that cancelled out all the good points - he was gay.

One day his direct boss called him into the office to brief him on some new business deals. The boss' pen fell to the ground, and as he bent to pick it up, the guy feeling Hot, takes on the man behind. The boss shouted and the security guards ran in. They cudgeled him, and he died on the spot.

When he got to the Judgment seat, God was really displeased with him. But He says to the young man, "Your father was a righteous man, and he had prayed for you before he died and came here, that you would not be lost. I will give you another chance. Go back to earth and live a clean life."

Angel Michael was escorting him back to the entrance when his file fell. As he bent to pick it, the guy took on the angel. So God sends him directly to hell.

After a couple of days, Satan picks up the phone and calls God hinting Him of a problem.
Angel Gabriel is sent to go find out what is up. On getting there, they discover everyone from Satan to the least of the condemned is holding their PP's. Then the devil tirades, "Ever since you sent this guy here, no one has had any peace. Each time we bend down to blow the fire, he takes on us. Tell God to please take him from here and find another place for him."

Haba! Why don't the guy cool off for an extra three to four years. It is sacrilegous hearing such stuff.