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Crime / Re: Intimacy Or Escape! by Excellency(m): 4:11am On Sep 11, 2006
akfarad:

Intimacy in what sense! please clarify
Physical of course.
Politics / Re: Why Is Corruption So Hopelessly Embedded In Every Single Nigerian Institution? by Excellency(m): 2:04am On Sep 11, 2006
You are right surmising that Nigeria is corrupt, Chauncey. But you must know how corrupt. For one, I know Nigeria is not intrinsically corrupt as you would make it out to be. Not every Nigerian is corrupt, not every institution is ingrained in corruption. You cannot just sit there in the States and judge the nation based on what was the norm some years back. You seem not to know that things are gradually changing here. You cannot think the corruption of more than four decades would be stamped out in just eight years. And, Chauncey, try to look on the brighter side of the nation. From this discourse of mine, you can well tell I have done everything to respond to this thread in the most civil of manners. I could be more acid than anyone you have ever known, when it touches on what I really believe in and hold so dear.
Crime / Intimacy Or Escape! by Excellency(m): 1:48am On Sep 11, 2006
If you were abducted, stripped of all your clothing, and incarcerated with someone of the opposite sex and undressed too in a cell, what would you consider first: escape with the other person before intimacy, or intimacy before escape?
Crime / Re: Britain Is Now 'Worse Than 20 Years Ago' by Excellency(m): 1:41am On Sep 11, 2006
texazzpete:

tell me you truly do not believe that!


Chxta:

I beg to differ. . .

I believe every word I have said. I have gone there so many times ever since they declared their Visa-Friendly Regime.
Religion / Re: Second Coming Of Jesus: Almost 2000 Years Late? by Excellency(m): 1:34pm On Sep 07, 2006
Mr. Seun, your first statement that Jesus made a prediction to Caiaphas is wrong. There is never such a statement in the Bible. Well, pretending to be an atheist, you'd do anything to disprove Jesus the Lord. All said in the spirit of sportsmanship.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Would Be Your Last Wish Be If Aboard A Plane Hijacked By Terrorist by Excellency(m): 1:21pm On Sep 07, 2006
There is no last wish there. How can I die just because the plane I boarded has been hijacked by terrorists. I'm gonna survive somehow. The terrorists must die in my place. So there is no last wish on my side, even if all of you other passengers want to die. The most foolish thing to do is to die at this time in one's life.
Romance / Re: The Pain Of Love! by Excellency(m): 12:49pm On Sep 07, 2006
iice:

LOL Busta
@Topic, disappointment


I agree with you Busta, it don't look like me to post such slapdash.
Romance / Re: Playboys Are Better Men Than Others? by Excellency(m): 2:03am On Sep 06, 2006
Now a PB when with another woman is only with her bodily, but his wife, he is there spirit, soul and body.
Romance / Re: Playboys Are Better Men Than Others? by Excellency(m): 1:20am On Sep 06, 2006
edygirl:

My friend, are you calling cheating on your partner good time? And were you saying that all of a sudden when you get married, you would stop cheating. Man, maybe you could go sit down or stand up whichever, have a drink or something then go have a rest, when you wake up you come type because right now you are not thinking straight. grin grin

Thanks for your concern. But I am nocturnal. Tell me already why I drew so much ire from you over this issue of playboys. I stopped being a flirt in just a day.
Romance / Re: Playboys Are Better Men Than Others? by Excellency(m): 1:01am On Sep 06, 2006
kemu_lala:


You right, the only thing is that they are never committed to a woman, and that is a very comfortable position.

They are, specially when they want to get down settle
Romance / Re: Playboys Are Better Men Than Others? by Excellency(m): 1:00am On Sep 06, 2006
edygirl:

What are you talking about? We should leave our faithful angels and go for someone who would give us STD's (Sexually transmitted diseases).

Anyone worth his salt would not think of contracting STDs now. Where have all the CDs in the world gone, that he could not use while having a good time?
Romance / Re: Can Opposite Sexes Be Best Friends? by Excellency(m): 12:19am On Sep 06, 2006
yES IS THE ANSWER. i HAVE MANY GOOD FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
Romance / Re: Playboys Are Better Men Than Others? by Excellency(m): 12:15am On Sep 06, 2006
whichever way you look at it, this is the plain truth!
Romance / Playboys Are Better Men Than Others? by Excellency(m): 12:13am On Sep 06, 2006
So much has been said and done against playboys. But it is time to do them some justice. Despite all the dissings meted out to them, there is something playboys possess which other men do not have, and that is that they make the best husbands and lovers. They are patient with women, romantic, are caring, and can always be there for their women. And most of all, they respect their partners. For the wife, it is love at all times, while they merely give the physical stuff to the other women. In fact, at the end of the day, the average playboy comes out to be a better man.

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Romance / Re: Most Romantic Way to Ask, "Will You Marry Me?" by Excellency(m): 12:03am On Sep 06, 2006
Well you need to do something crazy if you must a queen
Politics / Re: Is Gov Attah Fit For President? by Excellency(m): 11:03pm On Sep 05, 2006
he is
Crime / Re: Britain Is Now 'Worse Than 20 Years Ago' by Excellency(m): 11:00pm On Sep 05, 2006
20 years ago GB was better than it is now. For instance, then, they could make yanga for Nigerians going there. My Mom was even told then, "You will never step your feet on the shores of Britain." But now, you go to the UK Embassy and it is so easy to get the visa. The place is worse now, that is why they are opening the flood gates for all. Remember, the Briton is conservative to a fault, and would not open his doors to you, unless in dire situations.
Politics / Re: Ibb Exposed As F.G., US. Trace Foreign Cash Deposits! by Excellency(m): 10:54pm On Sep 05, 2006
I like IBB as a man, but as a leader, that is another story altogether. He is a good man as it is. But he is a wrong ruler. He seems to be at his worst when he is in the saddle. So the best thing for Nigeria is, let him not be our leader again, but could render advisory service to the nation.
Politics / Your Ideal Leader by Excellency(m): 10:45pm On Sep 05, 2006
What do you want in a leader in this nation. Air your views on the qualities any Nigerian leader should have to carry the country forward, both at the presidential and gubernatorial levels.
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Way to Ask, "Will You Marry Me?" by Excellency(m): 10:04pm On Sep 05, 2006
The most romantic way to say 'Will you marry me' is when you see the girl in question, especially in a public place like a department store or airport, or even on the road, and then just when she is close, you trip over and fall in front of her. While she is attracted to the scene of your fall, you annonce, "I think I am in love. Will you marry me?"
Romance / Re: Man or Woman, Who is More Unfaithful in a Relationship? by Excellency(m): 1:52am On Sep 04, 2006
Well, Fntekim. Women have their dozens of f**k mates on the line waiting, that I know. But in comparison to the menfolk, that is hardly anything to go by, as ours might be multiplied by a score or even a gross.
Romance / Re: Man or Woman, Who is More Unfaithful in a Relationship? by Excellency(m): 9:19pm On Sep 03, 2006
ntekim, do you believe in what you have just said now? like you, i am a man, and i maintain we the men are more unfaithful than the gals
Jokes Etc / Flat Tire: by Excellency(m): 11:59pm On Sep 02, 2006
There were these two guys in Medical School, and quite brilliant, they missed the Final Med Examinations because they had gone on a drinking spree out of town the previous weekend and overslept on Monday morning. So they got to the Exam Co-ordinator, telling him they had gone out of town, but on their way back had had a flat tire. So the man decides to arrange for something private for them. He puts them in separate rooms, and tells them he will give them just two questions.

Question 1: Explain embryology. (10 Marks)
Question 2: The tire you said got flat, which side was it on? (90 Marks)
Jokes Etc / Re: Ass-like Stone (Picture) by Excellency(m): 11:47pm On Sep 02, 2006
they's just twisted choppas.
Jokes Etc / Re: Italian Mother by Excellency(m): 9:54pm On Sep 01, 2006
smart mama
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Spell Mississippi! by Excellency(m): 9:52pm On Sep 01, 2006
hmhmhmhm
Jokes Etc / Re: The Conversation by Excellency(m): 9:49pm On Sep 01, 2006
he is a righteous liar
Jokes Etc / Re: One Day My Name Will Be Known by Excellency(m): 9:33pm On Sep 01, 2006
tell us what you are planning. quit sounding vague.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ass-like Stone (Picture) by Excellency(m): 9:24pm On Sep 01, 2006
I am sure 99 to 1 this guy posting this pix is gay. Prove me wrong.

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