₦airaland Forum

MadCow1:
We are all on a journey to the grave hommes.


But still, you need to chill out. At this rate you may just blow a gasket and logout before your time.

I was going to respond to you but then i noticed your name. Obviously mad cow disease runs on your family.

Wish you quick recovery, Bessie.

FreeGlobe:
you dirty animal from the backwaters of the south west has an opinion too. Now tell me who is the baboon when you have a face like this.. pig

Haha, small girl, big talk.

But you mess up small: i aint from the southwest.

Still, the ugliest yoruba is 2000 times better the any igboe.

Yorubas are the real economic mainstay of naija. They go to school, own the services sector (financials, legal, academics etc)

Yorubas briing something to the nigerian project.

What do igboes bring?

Ashaaw0
Fake drugs and goods
Stolen spare parts
Armed robbery
Baby factory
Gun running
Smuggling
Black marketing
Racketeering
Kidnapping
Rituals
Human trafficking
Banditry
Piracy
Vandalism
419
Internet scams
Drug trafficking
Fake currency
Fake certificates


See una life?

EasternLion:
May thunder tear you apart.

The thing pepper you!

Go and die.

Igboe monkey.

FreeGlobe:
lol, after you said you dont care about us? fool

See this small igboe ashaaw0. Who gives a rats arse about you yellow baboons?

We only notice you igboes when you start your wailings.

Mtchew. Abegi, go find work.

MadCow1:
Dude..

Chill the fhuck out..

Go and die

ejirede:
Jonathan is not a Biafran,he is an ijaw man from Bayelsa state.Many prominent politicians and even some of his loyalists have move on and have been decamping to APC.Why are you guys crying more than the berieves ? Some months ago u are not agitating for Biafran nation because your people are in the bedrock of Jonathan administration,cornering over 45 percent of the heads of parastatals and MDAs,then no section of the country complaining and blackmailing for seccesion.

The yellow monkeys are wailing because their criminal enterprise is being pulled down. During GEJs rule NAFDAC was at its lowest ebb, allowing the yellow vermin to poison us with fake drugs.

Now that a new sheriff is in town, the crooks are rightly afraid.

Igboes, stop being lazy and always looking to make a quick buck by hook or crook (mostly crook)

Try for once and be decent fellows, earn an honest living, be......useful.

Otherwise kindly migrate to madagascar and establish your biafra there.

FreeGlobe:
How else do you show you don't care about a people when you wont allow them have their country. The yorubas and hausas dont care about us but yet the word Biafra is their biggest nightmare. defies logic. Buhari is president because Jonathan allowed him to be and not because of your silly rants

Mumu. We're not going to allow you have your cointry because you bastards dont deserve one. But you're always welcome to take it by force.

Biafra ia not our nightmare, its a perpetual joke that amuses us. We've been hearing biafra since 1890, we're yet to see it.

Also, buhari is president because the majority of nigerians voted for him and rejected your drunken tingod.

Igboes are scum.

You bastards caused your own retardation when you embarked on a fruitless civil war, and now you want to blame others for your self imposed predicament.

Of what benefit are you to nigeria? All you do is promote amd perpetuate crime, and yet you claim to be important to the nigerian project.

Buhari is even patient with you yellow ugly baboons. I wish the general would crush you like the slimy cockroaches you are. Bunch of criminal ingrate bastards.

All your men are crooks, all your women are pr0stitutes, all your kids are bastards.

I hate you yellow monkeys, may you all perish in the lagoon and get eaten by crocs.

Every single igboe morrafokker is destined for hell. Whiny, wailing SOBs.

You insult buhari, you claim you hate him and would never vote for him ever since he's hausa muslim, but you fail to see your vapid sentiments as tribalism and bigotry. Yet you want the man to develop your slums and swamps for you. You hate nigeria and Nigerians, yet you want our sympathies on a platter of gold.

Stay in your eroded enclave and stop migrating to greener pastures all over the country spreading your crime and filth.

Hungry, albino, stupid, bigoted, confused, bastard criminals.

Screw you all to blazes.

PS: sai buhari.

Igboes having a field day on Twitter.

xpac01:
Until I hear Yuguda's version I don't believe it.

You'll do very well in the company of Abdulsalam and Kukah.

SeverusSnape:
When I see a half-dead rat struggling for breath to live, I don't waste my time and energy killing it, it will just die a natural death.

Just look at Buhari, Quater to go. Why will any sane person want to harm someone who's already on his way to... Mtcheeww

Oh please!...Sahara deserters and propaganda are like Romeo and Juliet.

you're the worst among the pack of the lost, wailing, silly, insipid, distraught, puerile, moronic, untrained, uncouth, unwashed, unkempt, uninspired, brainless, gormless, useless, godless, worthless, spineless, jobless, senseless, scatterbrained, blockheaded waste product of a misfiring womb.

BlackPeni5:
I just knew...I didn't read the story, just went straight to the source.

Guess what...Its Sahara 1diots with their gossip type of stories...Our sources, a source who doesn't want to be named, ghost sources.

The loser of this political dispensation will be Bola Tinubu. He's attacking Fashola (The peoples governor) and GMB's boy. Let's wait for APC to tear itself apart with its greed.

Your signature says everything about your post.

SeverusSnape:
Buhari is as confused as an ambushed rat. He doesn't know what he's doing.

Let his body language do the magic instead.

Toothless mongrel who can't do anything!

Dont talk about your father like that!

alonzoiv:
Where LadyF and Introvert nah? You girls are slowly losing your grips and going out of circulation ooo.

Introvert and LadyF have reached menopause

Spybradd:
roger,but be warned:no more arsse talks,i mean no more messss..lollllll

all i read was *&?"{|}<.<../'jdiejfojeje8783jf

Spybradd:
li'wonder....èwén...lolll

Ive entertained you. Now run along and go play lil boy.

melzabull:
Just as the next arrested ritualists will be yolobbarrs


in oduduwack, criminality is a culture

Well seeing as im not yoruba i cant speak for them. But I'd gladly take the worst yoruba than the best igboe.

Wait.

There'a no such thing as "best igboe" is there?

The whole freaking lot are crooks.

I guess "best igboe" is the one who got caught.

Spybradd:
THOU ART A CHIMPANZEE

I like chimps. They're smart and funny.

You're neither.

IGBOES.

The next batch of arrested crooks to make front page will be igboes.

in biafra, crime is a way of life.

olatade:
Guy na my DG u wash like this?

carry god swear say the man is not as described

vizkiz:
he is GIVING her from the back in that first picture! Believe me

your sense of human anatomy is completely wrong. They're merely cuddling front to front

Wish one come be "android one software" again?

Android One is a class of cheap phones running Android.

SeverusSnape:
"Jonathan is still the de-facto president"... Midolian

The way I hear Jonathan news these days, It seems the guy is still the president. I like that. Jonathan giving zombies nightmares even after leaving office.

If indeed Jonathan believes he is giving zombies nightmares, then the man must be more daft than i thought: For all intents and purposes, zombies are dead. Dead people cant have nightmares.

oh, wait.

GEJ is brain dead too.

So was his Vice.

So was his wife

So are his kinsmen

So are his followers.

oh my gosh we were ruled by zombies! No wonder everything is shot to shreds in naija!

ladyF:
Chai....this is serious!!!!

And the people that put him there just left him.....birds of a feather they say....

Hehehe Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

I know this man personally since 2007 when he was Zonal Director. Everything he did then was rotten and corrupt. He once bought a fake chinese smartwatch for $5,000. He has a weakness for pr0st1tutes, and is very shady. He was suspended for 6 months without pay, and was so broke and devastated he had mucus running off his nose. That was the time he discovered god, and was always rattling on about god this god that whenever we met.

He is as dirty as they come.

his number is 08033138879, and his email is ladansalihu@yahoo.com. Pls spam the mofo and tell him CHANGE IS COME!

Decibel:
Buhari Government is a government of mouth action. Garba and Adeshina are most docile abobakus cum praise-singers in the political history in this dubious entity called Zoogeria.

DECIBEL: /ˈdesɪbel/ noun, A unit for the measure of noise. Example "The wailing of the Wailers reached a staggering 200dB"

ogalandlord:
It seems Skiibii suffers from epilepsy or seizures.

*cough* drugs *cough*

MrPresident:
i miss news, real news.
I miss yesteryears when news was news
when you have to wait till 4pm for TV station to start telecasting
then you wait till 9pm for network news, with Fatima Abbas Hassan (rip)
when news was news, everything you hear/read in news was real, informative and educative

unlike today,
tonto dike in new picture
buhari shakes hand with onyeka
e money smile with wife
oshiomole buying plantain
cosy orjiakor flaunts boobs,
bla bla bla bla.

I miss the olden days.

the dreaded virus of Show Business has taken over. But less show, more business.

Meanwhile, i suspect Seun has secretly sold Nairaland to Linda Ikeji, else nothing can explain this rapid descent to the bottom.

VickJames:
I didn't see anything like that on social media. Which blog are you surfing, kcee?

it's all a name-dropping scam.

first, they make siikiibii, or whatevs his name is, popular (or infamous). Now they want to make E-Money a household name as well.

As Amaechi would say, All na wash.

jboy73:
Is it Sky B or SKIIBII.

what's skiibii

you might as well ask what is skelewu, sekem, eminado, dorobucci, etc

BishopMagic:
Olofo you have no argument.


Keep picking arguments from my abbreviations like the foolish clueless zombie Buharist you are.


Whether dorm or dom you got my drift.


Fool

No, i dont get your drift, Mr Oaf. If you're in haste to exhibit how perennially dense you're and consequently you suffered brain failure (as is usual with wailers) then only blame your lack of dexterity.

There is 'dom' account, where i put my dollars, and there is 'dorm' account, where apparently you save your meager lunch money for the hostel swill they serve you in whatever asylum you're currently in.

I understand the humiliation of your erstwhile benefactor GEJ is causing you untold pain, but really you've to cowboy the fckk up and suck it in before you hurt yourself, you lil snot nosed punk.

Buhari is here, get over it.

BishopMagic:
Shut up you bloody liar.


It was 190 as at May 29.


I know because I converted some of my savings to my dorm account in apprehension that it will further fall.

Wow, so you converted your savings to your DORMITORY account? Nice!

Me, i converted mine to my DOMICILIARY account, as normal people do.

#SchoolTheFool

Clone2020:
Here

Adams looks like a sun-dried lizard