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|Romance / Re: Man Hires 3 Prostitutes To Celebrate $96k Payday, But Was Robbed In US by ExInferis(m): 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2018|
he didnt spend it.
And that's the crux of the matter
|Literature / Re: Purified Tomorrow: The Mad Awakening (A Science Fiction) By Akinjide Akintayo by ExInferis(m): 8:14am On Mar 16, 2018|
Such 4-letter generic names.
This is another weak attempt at a genre so far no one on NL has gotten right.
|Romance / Re: Couple Having Sex In Lagos Cinema Video: Don Jazzy Reacts by ExInferis(m): 8:11am On Mar 16, 2018|
Don Jazzy: Less producing, more reacting.
He "nose" everything.
|Literature / Re: Supernaculars [the Renascence] A Sci-fantasy Novel by ExInferis(m): 8:07am On Mar 16, 2018|
Disjointed, amorphous, half-baked ideas strung together in unnecessary verbosity resulting in a writhing mass of incoherent pretentiousness.
Choose your tone properly; shakespearean English or everyday informality. You can't have a mishmash of biblical, victorian, classical, and post-modernist tone in your narrative.
Choose your images clearly; don't clutter your descriptions with mundane details that serve no purpose than to make you sound smart.
Choose your characters wisely and define who they are by their thoughts and actions; long descriptions of their intent which we can already surmise from their tones is windy and useless. Your characters are as hideously paper-thin as your dialogs.
Obviously you just thought up the central plot but none of the connective tissue between subplots.
You can do better than this if you take the time out to flesh your characters, dialog and story, and drop the unnecessary and thick prose.
|Politics / Re: 700MW Zungeru Hydro Power Plant Is 45 Percent Complete - Federal Government by ExInferis(m): 2:15pm On Mar 15, 2018|
every project in nigeria is at some arbitrary level of completion...
...and fifty years later it's still not completed.
|Celebrities / Re: Ali Nuhu Celebrates His 43rd Birthday With New Photos by ExInferis(m): 2:13pm On Mar 15, 2018|
Why is his wife using Ja Abdulkadir's name? She's not Abdulkadir's daughter. Her only relationship with Ja Abdulkadir is that her late sister was once married to Ja Abdulkadir.
And before anyone asks...she was my neighbor in KD before she got married.
|Phones / Re: Long Lasting Battery? Things To Avoid While Charging by ExInferis(m): 8:05am On Mar 12, 2018|
Most of these "facts" are plain wrong.
1. Charge with Original Charger: As long as the power ratings match your phone's requirements there's nothing wrong with using a third party charger.
2. Avoid Using Fast Chargers Fast charging batteries are designed to handle fast charging and that is why non-fastcharging phones cannot be charged any faster than normal with fast chargers. My phone (Note 8 ) has never gotten hot while charging.
4. Never charge your smartphone battery overnight: Nope. Wrong again. Most phones come with lithium ion or lithium polymer batteries, and charging is controlled by a software governor which shuts down charging once your phone is fully charged. Charging overnight has no effect on battery. Once fully charged, charging shuts down.
7. Always Charge your smartphone battery Up To 80%: No modern phone charges up to 100%, despite what your charging indicator tells you. Heck, almost no lithium ion charges up to 100% so long as charging has a microcontroller. Batteries charge up to 80% by default and your display tells you 100%, for your own peace of mind.
10. Don’t Use Your Phone While It’s connected to Powerbank: No different than saying dont use your phone while it's on a regular charger. Besides, raising temps depends on what you're doing while charging, and modern phones have thermally-efficient SoCs so unless you're doing some heavy gaming, internal temps dont rise by much.
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|Celebrities / Re: Davido Kicks Off His #30BillonConcert In Leicester With Amazing Photos by ExInferis(m): 9:49pm On Feb 15, 2018|
But of course anything foreign is better!
Foreign cars, foreign clothes, foreign airlines, foreign currency, foreign cities, foreign transport, foreign drugs...
There's a reason your country is called a shiithole.
And if your country is a shiithole...guess what that makes you?
A piece of shiit.
|Phones / Re: Things To Avoid While Buying A Smartphone by ExInferis(m): 9:47pm On Feb 15, 2018|
Even the so-called 'london use" were not really used in london. At least most of them.
I've seen so many "london use" bearing Verizon, AT&T, Cricket and Tmobile logos.
Most are stolen, recycled, refurbished, and naija used.
|Family / Re: Jaaruma Addresses Money, Power, Sex, Love, Magic, Jazz, Juju, Asiri, Domination by ExInferis(m): 5:49pm On Feb 15, 2018|
An ugly hypocrite with a fake accent, who does nothing but promote a life of lethargic luxury (sponsored by...you guessed it, moneybags wink wink) on youtube. A fake life, I may add.
Notice the faux diamond ring?
That's all she's about. Fakery. And yet she loves preaching the converse.
Take no notice of her.
|Celebrities / Re: Davido Kicks Off His #30BillonConcert In Leicester With Amazing Photos by ExInferis(m): 3:43pm On Feb 15, 2018|
Migos, Beyonce, and rihanna are white?
In any case, you cannot compare any of them with frog voices, bad autotune, wacky and weird nonsensical lyrics, same beats, and overall rubbish of the sort of naija music the likes of Davido, Wizkid, Kcee, et al are known for.
Beyonce and Rihanna are real international superstars and when they do tours, you see lots of whites.
Compare fans of Beyonce and Rihanna below with any of your artists' concerts or photo-ops
|Celebrities / Re: Davido Kicks Off His #30BillonConcert In Leicester With Amazing Photos by ExInferis(m): 12:48pm On Feb 15, 2018|
You think white people have shitty taste in music?
Naija artists be forming international concert, but all you see in the audience are....africans. Lots of oloshos with nothing better to do, most on expired visa.
|Phones / Re: Inside Transsion’s (Mother Company Of Tecno/Infinix) Headquarter In Shanghai. by ExInferis(m): 12:17am On Feb 15, 2018|
I hope she gives you one of her old Tecnos to keep your lap-dog ass happy.
|Celebrities / Re: Oritse Femi And Wife, Nabila Fash Celebrates Valentine With Cute Photo by ExInferis(m): 8:05pm On Feb 14, 2018|
Yep, her shares are publicly traded.
|Phones / Re: Inside Transsion’s (Mother Company Of Tecno/Infinix) Headquarter In Shanghai. by ExInferis(m): 8:04pm On Feb 14, 2018|
Quite obvious this is this ugly annoying girl's first trip abroad
Not that anyone watching her crap ever learns anything
|Politics / Re: Tension As Fulani Herdsmen Raise Alarm Over Stolen Cows In Jos by ExInferis(m): 8:23pm On Jan 19, 2018|
I was calling another idiot.
And you answered.
|Politics / Re: Tension As Fulani Herdsmen Raise Alarm Over Stolen Cows In Jos by ExInferis(m): 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2018|
You sound like a complete idiot.
Thus, I shall file your rants under "Noise".
|Politics / Re: Tension As Fulani Herdsmen Raise Alarm Over Stolen Cows In Jos by ExInferis(m): 9:51am On Jan 17, 2018|
I guess in your warped mind those who rustled cattle were following due process.
When herdsmen encroach upon farmlands, you all yell blue murder and advise farmers to get armed.
When christian rustlers encroach upon the herdsman's way of life and steal cattle, you tell the hapless herder to follow due process.
No one steals our cows and goes free, when will you heathens learn?
|Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Featured In Hollywood Superhero Movies by ExInferis(m): 9:45am On Jan 17, 2018|
Just got frustrated I was talking with a halfwit
|Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Featured In Hollywood Superhero Movies by ExInferis(m): 12:02pm On Jan 16, 2018|
Wow what a clever thing to say.
|Culture / Re: Gani Adams Steps Out Of Seclusion To Be Installed As Aare Ona Kakanfo (Photos) by ExInferis(m): 12:01pm On Jan 16, 2018|
Your people claim to be the most civilized, by which they mean western culture.
And then they display this..this..jurassic behavior.
Talk about a paradox
|Culture / Re: Gani Adams Steps Out Of Seclusion To Be Installed As Aare Ona Kakanfo (Photos) by ExInferis(m): 11:59am On Jan 16, 2018|
I've pop culture, thank you very much.
This however is so...precambrian
|Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Featured In Hollywood Superhero Movies by ExInferis(m): 11:58am On Jan 16, 2018|
She's the main hero. Heck her picture and name are on the poster.
|Culture / Re: Gani Adams Steps Out Of Seclusion To Be Installed As Aare Ona Kakanfo (Photos) by ExInferis(m): 11:57am On Jan 16, 2018|
So you do concur this is a waste of time and a backward way of life?
|Culture / Re: Gani Adams Steps Out Of Seclusion To Be Installed As Aare Ona Kakanfo (Photos) by ExInferis(m): 10:53am On Jan 13, 2018|
Thought Yoruba said they're over-civilized?
What then is this caveman foolery?
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|Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Featured In Hollywood Superhero Movies by ExInferis(m): 10:52am On Jan 13, 2018|
Because I'm not an actor.
It's not my job.
She got cast as an extra and you nitwits are jumping up and down like she got a speaking role.
|Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Featured In Hollywood Superhero Movies by ExInferis(m): 10:48am On Jan 13, 2018|
It's a bit part.
She's going to be background filler, with no speaking lines.
Maybe she'll be in one or two frames that we'd have to pause and look for her.
So why the unnecessary jubilation?
|Romance / Re: A Date With Bolanle Ninalowo Or ₦200,000? See People's Reaction (Snapshots) by ExInferis(m): 2:59pm On Jan 05, 2018|
questionable does not mean what you think it does.
|Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Stun Shares Loved Up For Christmas,captions It,"christmas Mood" by ExInferis(m): 9:52pm On Dec 27, 2017|
She and genevieve are perpetually on vacation.
|Politics / Re: Babangida To Atiku: "Forget Your Presidential Ambition". Angry Atiku Shuns Press by ExInferis(m): 9:59am On Dec 08, 2017|
But if no one else was in the room, and neither party spoke to the press...
...how did Vanguard know what IBB supposedly said?
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