₦airaland Forum

patrick89:
you are just rambling! I wish you know what is store for you, you won't rant freely, let me just let you.. as far as I live biafra will come then you will get to taste our own aggression!

Lol, lookit you feeling all soldierly.

Im more scared of the thunderstorm raging outside now than your high decibel saber rattling. When more than half of your people are scattered all over the country especially the north hitting it big and sending some stipends back home to prop up the local economy, i very much doubt your little insurrection wont spurt and fizzle out in 2 days.

In any case, i welcome you to set it off. We're tired of endless biafra biafra for over 40 years.

Even Ojukwu died waiting for it, so you better hurry.

You know, my step granma is igbo. She was a spoils of war when my soldier granpa went over to the east to knock out a few of you. Luckily we de-programmed her and she accepted islam. Now she's happier for it.

I envy my granpa. So pls start your little uprising so i can come down east and make off with Tonto Dikeh, lord knows that woman needs some saving.

TheFreeOne:
Gradually the real truth is unfolding.

Well of course it is, Captain Obvious.

TheFreeOne:
The assets has increased after election

This is meaningless, considering this is the first time he is declaring his assets. Besides, you think the man isnt earning any income? He has a pension, at least, as a former head of state. Or you thought he was living on air?

TheFreeOne:
And we thought its 150 cows but now 270 heads of cattle

Well, last time i checked, cows give birth. Also, no law prevents him from buying more.

TheFreeOne:
There's even an Abuja property

So? Even militants have houses in abuja. Why shouldn't a retired General, and a former head of state who's probably entitled to a house?

TheFreeOne:
And a missing plot of land in PH..hmn that must be in the GRA

Wow. Where else, a slum?

TheFreeOne:
Has he been evading tax too since there's no registered company to his name but owned farms/herds of cattle/economic trees.

Interesting....

And since when is keeping livestock or growing trees a venture that must be registered as a business?

flokii:
YEEBOS... no conscience at all... they will do anytin for money

A piece of advice to that tribe.... ' seek ye first the kingdom of God and every other thing shall be added ( including EGO).
#Hardworking tribe indeed

God bless you.

redsun:
You are not as intelligent as a donkey,therefore you have no view really.Your type are the lowest of the low in the universe,with no clue whatsoever of what this whole bulllshit is all about.And that is why you are suffering as a people.

The lowest point ever, is the igboe.

Im not in your league, boy. Cant you tell? Oh, you cant, cos of the burning rage blinding your already dim view.

Like i said before, there's no conversation between men and maggots.

So wiggle away, little maggot. I'd prefer to slug it out with your betters.

tunde1200:

Whahlai you are too funny but don't let them catch you ooo

Lol. True.

patrick89:
lol give us exampleof those criminal we igbo committed during Gej, yaraduaa was there igbos never complained, why buhari? is anything wrong for someone complaining? besides north never supported Gej during his tenure!

we proclaim biafra so that we should be allowed to have our country because what we contribute in this country isn't appreciated, just like you highlighted! remove your police and military men in our land, your forces make highest money in SE ask any police man where he would like to be posted to.. he or she will tell you SE.


you call us monkey! why should a whole human like you live with a monkey? are you normal? get a life...

Why should we have supported GEJ when, besides playing politics with Boko Haram, there was universal consensus GEJ was taking the country to the dogs?

Also, stop begging that you should be allowed your country when your secessionist tone all this while is aggressive. You threaten war and damnation every few months, insulting westerners and northerners equally due to some imagined marginalization.

How are you even marginalized? Did any igboe win the votes to aso rock and got the elections annulled? Are igboes denied admission? Are igboes denied services? Did any igboe aspire to greatness and faced deliberate obstacles?

You people architected your retardation in 1967, when your bigots killed northern leaders and ignited a pogrom. Then you decided to violently secede and got your nose bloodied. You wanted to kill our leaders and go scot free?

If anything, nigeria has been very accommodating to the igboes. You spread your tents every damn where you please and hawk your fake products, slowly poisoning us in the process. And yet you make the loudest noise.

You added nothing to nigeria. Indeed you're doing tje country an injury. Importation of everything big and small is bad for our industries, crime is ecen worse.

Look, hate buhari all you want. We understand what your bigotry is predicated upon. But never make the following mistakes:

1. Thinking you can get anything on a platter of gold
2. Thinking Neo-Biafra will not lead to your utter doom.

Nigeria owes you nothing. You started the civil war, and you were responsible for losing it. So live with the consequences, or choose to be better citizens rather than whiny, angry, lazy, noisy, bigoted criminals.

247notire:
Lol. At least u have admitted. Me I dnt even like the Ojukwu ur talking about. Pls stop digging into Tinubu's arse, it's not the road to heaven smello. *yimu*

Stop lying.

You're programmed to worship the bearded buffoon.

Given a choice between tinubus butthole and a criminal predisposition, I'd happily claw my way up tinubus rectum to to his esophagus.

247notire:
Coming from a slavish imp who licks Tinubu, a confirm drug baron's arse for a living, you are a cruel joke mister. Smellouttahere

I'll gladly lick Tinubu than suck ojukwu's shrivelled "manhood"

Bastard yellow Angry Bird

winniz:
Three online Nigerian fraudsters have been jailed for stealing £1.1million from bank customers by "phishing"

Ayodeji Kareem,39, Babatunde Fafore and Vincent Alonge,32 had tried to steal £4.25 million during the two- year fraud, reports Evening standard of London.
http://www..com/talk/topic,83188.0.html

You can dredge up rare reportage in order to reduce the statistics (8 out of 10 is still 8 too many) but the fact remains: almost every crime reported has an igboe behind it.

Face it, its what you guys are born to do.

Oh and by the way, stop assuming everyone who calls you monkeys out for being criminals is yoruba.

Im full blood fulani from the north. So your little stunt is wasted.

#AngryBird

redsun:
Animal,your socalled venerated leaders and icons are either former drug barons,cattle herders or prolific loooters/

What do you know about being bad foool?A nigerian.

Haha another Angry Bird.

You know who the real animals are? The donkey who mated with the mule to give birth to a jackass like you.

247notire:
That you have a very low IQ and are mentally unstable doesn't mean u have to show evry one that u are such. Pls u need urgent help.

I guess my IQ is not as low as a whole tribe believing the man responsible for their decimation is their messiah.

"Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on"

You people celebrate crime. That's worse than a low IQ.

Kai, nyamiri how far?

E be like say nothing go remain for una o.

Kai, buhari. Pity the igboes na. You wan block corruption, reduce importation, stop vandalism, arrest armed robbers. Haba. Wetin go come remain for the igboes?

I talk am.

9 out of every 10 crimes reported are perpetrated by igboes.

Godless, shameless, immoral, useless monkeys.

patrick89:
we are now yellow baboons because we are challenging irregularities? do you think everyone was born slave? or beyond Questioning? take all your police, army and leave our oil, then we will leave nigeria for you....

But you didnt challenge the ones of 2009 to 2015, simply because GEJ allowed your criminal enterprise to thrive, abi?

Whenever we criticise GEJ you people shouted us down. When we complained about the slow pace of governance you people said "Rome wasnt built in a day" and we should be patient after 6 years of stasis, but yet you want Buhari to build rome in 100 days.

Yes, you're yellow baboons. You're all colors of baboons. As long as you're content heaping insult on PMB just 3 months into office, insulting him for every single move just to undo the mess of PDP, for no reason other than he's a northern muslim, then yes im equally justified in condemning the whole tribe of igboe monkeys.

You people claim you're biafrans, not nigerians. And yet you're constantly making noise about happenings in nigeria.

You're monkeys, and you're hypocritical criminals. If you dont like this country, you're welcome to try and create yours....again.

Everytime you read about meaningless and frivolous lawsuits, an igboe bastard is always involved.

I dont know why the yellow baboons cant come to terms with the reality that the north is back in power and all the igboes can do is whine and wail.

This latest busybodi is suing simply because the era of smuggling in contraband and fake items is over.

Meanwhile, wetin concern biafra with naija customs?

bqlekan:
Lol, bro, I understand your point jhur.. maybe m too scared.. and my regards to your lovely daughter

Thanks.

Dont be scared. Baby girls are the world. At least to me. They grow up fast, and forever remain cute.

How she turns up in life, well, that's either poor parenting, or fate. The former is up to you and the latter is subject to prayers.

Cheers.

enigma2007:
Bigot! Condemn the action not an entire tribe..REPENT!

No. I'd rather condemn the actor, without whom the action wouldn't have happened.

And since the entire igboe tribe has a penchant for crime, they stand condemned.

bqlekan:
I modified already.. I still don't want a daughter tho

You're missing out, though. I've a 2 month old, i adore her. Nothing challenges you as a parent than a girl you've to keep safe from predators.

A boy...well, screw him. He'd probably end up pumping someone's daughter and cause you no end of hurt.

I want nothing but daughters.

bqlekan:
nah.. pumping ain't pumping.. some are blessings, some are curses.

You're having your cake and eating it at the same time.

You said you dont want a daughter simply on account that you dont want any dude pumping her.

Fair enough, but you didn't specify what sort of context for the pumping.

It's a given no parent wants their daughter abused, used, or disused. Therefore your lack of specifying and qualifying your pumping verb leaves room for generalization.

This yarn is fake. Not because its improbable, but because it's too simplistic.

You could see the climax coming from a mile off.

And sorry, just because you're a mechanical engineer doesnt mean you could fix cars, except if you're also a mechanic.

bqlekan:
nah, not out of wedlock

Wedlock, bedrock, pah!

Pumping is pumping is the point.

Ok, ready?
All together now...

......IGBOE!!

bqlekan:
Oga o.. paedophiles everywhere.. more reason I don't feel like having a daughter.. I can't just imagine dudes pumping her

Some dude pumped some other dude's daughter and voila! You were born.

Scorching, flesh melting, 1 million degrees thrrmonuclear hot.

Since when is a Toyota Minivan "state-of-the-art" ? I was hoping to see at least a Tesla Model S

Sanfranka:
The last time i checked i wasnt a Nigerian.... But wait ooo i have been hearing things abt this Nigeria... Am proud of the land of the rising SUN kudos BIAFRA

Kindly go to your bank, ask for customer profile update form, change your nationality from Nigerian to Biafran.

Tonniey:
This man is making APC governors look like strangers in governance

You call this governance?

It's either a socialist gesture on a miniscule level, or a populist pandering on a grand scale.

Whichever it is, it most certainly is not governance. No one votes a leader only to queue up for scraps and morsels like some refugees while the leader himself is growing fat.

This publicity stunt is insulting, degrading, demeaning, and a classless gesture. Either ekiti people are insanely daft, or they're ravenously hungry.

For the record, these are NOT Hoverboards.

Hoverboards levitate clean off the ground. These wheeled contraptions are Personal Transport Devices (PTD) based on the technology pioneered by Segway.

Pic 1: Hoverboard
Pic 2: PTD

CharlesPhc:
Probe only on the pages of the media...!!!

Would you rather be in the dark?

FYI, probes are complex, becuase the looters used all tricks in the books with the assistance of hardened international experts and the expertise of our banks to hide the paper trail, which may take months and even years to untangle.

So dont expect rapid fire revelations.

Keneking:
Ok

It is incomplete not to add the following;

1. Peter Obi (ex-governor Anambra State)
2. Allison Maduekwe (ex- Minister of Petroleum)
3. Okonjo Iweala (Dr.) (ex- Minister of Finance)
4. Musiliu Obanikoro (ex- Minister of State for Defence and foreign affairs II)
5. Chinedu Nebo (Prof.) (ex. Minister of Power)
6. Theodore Orji (ex-governor of Abia State)
7. Akpabio (ex-governor of Akwa-Ibom)


to mention a few...

To that, you can add:

All former presidents, governors, ministers, perm secs, directors, local govt chairmen, Councillors, senators, reps, state reps, heads of boards, special assistants, ordinary assistants, service chiefs, commissioners, DPOs, AIGs, Generals, ambassadors, Consuls.

In fact, you can add whoever has held any govt office or position from 1999 to date.

And let no one be deceived: even now, theft is ongoing right under PMBs nose.

stealing by subterfuge. he's using these roadshows as diversionary tactics to blindside the ekiti mumus.