₦airaland Forum

Dreyl:
Re-watching edge of tomorrow.

nice movie. shame about the terrible ending

armadeo:
Thanks for the update knocking air off my list. Meanwhile any real good movies out there 2015. Am gonna be free this weekend.



@humberts those movies aren't clear. The straight out off Compton was wack. Get better copies.thanks for the updates though.

mad max fury road. you must watch it if you havent

Binge watched:

Ted 2
Avengers AoU
Minions
Terminator Genisys
San Andreas
Mad Max: FR
Mission Impossible: RN

my faves: minions & mad max

hope Seun is paying his taxes.

989900:
#petulant
I'm glad most of my Igbo friends and family are not like the ones here.

happy for you.

you'll notice that i spell it as 'igboe'. These are the anti-progress, reactionary, criminal, whiny, secessionist variety.

Then there are 'igbos', the very few cosmopolitan, hardworking, slightly honest ones, such as my step granma.

jouchmaleo:
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Thunder fire u. Useless sycophant.

Hmm. An igboe internet warrior.

Hope the phone you used to reply me wasnt robbed from someone.

INTROVERT:
okay....



True that Nigerians have been scammed with not just empty but false promises.

If you believe everything politicians promise you to get your votes, then you're solely responsible for your own delusions. It's similar to marriage proposals where the man promises you heaven and earth. What's the word used in both instances, "woo"? Yep. woo connotes some iota of falsehood.

INTROVERT:
GMB men have come out to disassociate with the campaign promises of the APC which is just bad and low as many voted him in based on those promises.

Actually many voted him just to settle scores with GEJ.

INTROVERT:
I hope the PDP builds a strong and efficient opposition as this quill be good for democrazy

You must be remarkably proficient at building castles in the air!

You're an introvert, but are you equally naive?

They whined they were sidelined.

Now they're being included, they're still whining.

Obviously the igboes just want to be nuisances.

If you hate the man and didnt vote for him, if you want nothing to do with him and the "zoo", why then do you whine about positions in his government?

I guess we better saddle up for endless whining for the next 4 years

ladyF:
I laugh! What do they mean by party supremacy? We didn't vote for APC, we voted for Buhari.

Tifnubu should not use style and start imposing his candidates in the name of party supremacy abeg.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

you've finally said something sensible

Axeurdaddy:
He's a professor of Computer Engineering, obviously he has a strong knowledge of Statistics as well. That's what helped him make the correct permutations I think

You cant influence probability where you have no influence on the population.

If his being a computer scientist were of any help, there would've been countless software to assist every better.

For all intents and purposes, bets and lotteries are random pure luck

omenka:
You are absolutely right!

Wait.

You were being sarcastic.

Aw, you got me right there.

lekjons:
see what they're getting pratically doing 'nothing' chai!

fame dey pay oo

u spent 'all day' styding in the uni, and when u finally graduated, no job!.. when u finally managed to get one, they'll pay u withing the range of 80-250, which is not upto 3.5m a year...
My God!!, where art thou!?

Absolutely right. The celebration of mediocrity is obscene, particularly when the companies involved could better live up to their social responsibilities by supporting communities especially in the southsouth and northeast. They could better support exemplary students, innovators, inventors, writers, even moral support for our troops.

Supporting these useless, talentless, conceited, vain, attention-seeking, immoral bunch of clowns with millions is something i consider crass and tasteless.

omenka:
They didn't steal a dime!! All these are mere lies from APC propaganda machinery. Timubu owns premiumtimes and has been using it to persecute Jonathan and all those who worked under him!

For 16 years we've been having it rough. We dont need any propaganda to let us know our commonwealth was stolen, we live it everyday.

So your own rant IS the propaganda, but fortunately it can only appeal to 3 classes of people:

1. Tanoids\ wailers
2. Buffoons
3. Igboes

My only question is:

Does he wear pampers?

BushidoBlue:
See as one tribe dey give you hbp

I'm diabetic! They sold me fake insulin! Why wont i hate 'em? They almost killed me.

besides, they're not naturally likable.

fast food presidency will not work

a good meal takes some time to prepare

Allow baba to marinade so as to soak up the many problems of naija before dishing out solutions


*yes, i love food*

donholy28:
Smile? my face no even twitch

The topic says "If YOU want to see BUHARI smile"

get over yourself

ignis:
This write up is too long. ...
Can somebody please summarise it for me?

here you go:

GEJ in collabo with diezani assisted some of their friends to milk the nation dry through fraudulent claims for subsidy payment for goods not imported and round tripping. Indigenous banks and some officials in NNPC and its various organs were in on the scam. in the end, no one was punished.

shikenna.

FriedPlantain:
Which kind mumu question be this one kwa? Dem say Helicopter crash enter person house you still dey here dey ask if no person hurt? Chai!

but na true nah. we came to see the wreckage, not some blown rooftop. how are we even sure say na chopper sef and no be tree fall for the house?

babafirst:
I agree with u on this my bro.And the new Customs boss is incorruptible,i even thought he would be made to head EFCC because of his antecedents.

yeah, but its going to be an uphill battle for him.

but i very much doubt EFCC would be given to a northerner. too many have held it since inception.

989900:
We have to have that debate: NNPC vs Customs, which is the most corrupt?

Hmm. Tough one. NNPC for sheer volume and facilitated by fuzzy science, Customs for sheer brazenness plus they wear a gaddamn uniform

Really a tough one.

The second most corrupt institution after NNPC is recognized and respected globally?

What have the career officers been doing all these years, if not exhibiting kleptomania and incompetence?

This is a groupie, not a group.

safarigirl:
A case of square pegs and round holes

Equals thinking outside of the box

OPCNAIRALAND:
When Ibos held power in Jonathan's administration they acted as the pillars of the government and were instrumental in discriminativr practices against other regions of this nation....particularly against the West.

Point of note.....the last SGF was an Ibo, Pius Anyim Pius. So why are Ibos upset that they were not retutned to the position? Should SGF not go to other regions?

Ibos swore they would never serve under a certificateless almajiri illiterate. So why are they upset that the illiterate cow herder does not invite them into service?

Why do you think igboes like crime? They like everything easy and handed to them on a platter of gold.

During GEJ they had most of the key positions, they rejected buhari and are still heaping abuses on him. But they still want him to give them free posts.

Some ndigboe bastard dey even claim say the post of SGF was reserved for them.

Yoruba wey work to get buhari in no too complain, na monkey wey nefa work wan chop.

Na so we give them lagoon, them say na ocean dem want.

sod09:
lol
Bros u no get sense of humour

Haha sorry sir.

sod09:
Helicopter or aeroplane or chopper
Pix pls

Helicopter = chopper

chesterlee:
F00l!!!!

Are you calling your dad?

When his parents were making love, just before his dad released, both parents were thinking:

Dad: i want a boy

Mum: i want a girl

Opiosko:
Who is fooling who here? We know that Shekua has been elected President and he appointed someone else to head boko to negotiate and fold the program as it has fulfilled its agenda.

Oproko abi na wetin be ya name sef, you must be an igboe because your post bears all the traits of a biafran monkey.

Besides the usual signs of igboism (lack of sense, wailing, criminal tendencies) the following are also clues to a biafran post:

1. Spelling errors eg shekua instead of shekau, bihari instead of buhari, duara instead of daura, etc

2. Negativity and anger at nothing and everything

3. Victim mentality

"By their fruits ye shall know them"

Igboe na bastard

Yinkahlite:
If Nigeria has been killing them like this, they would be having second taught when summoned to go on suicide mission

I dont see how killing someone ready to die would be effective deterrence.

Rather, they should be killed to degrade their number.

slimmyjimmy:
Who read am ? Need summary

Here you go:

"Blah blah we igboes no gree bleh bleh we want appointments waa waa even though we didn't vote you and dont like you blah blah civil war....victims....hatred....sense of entitlement.... Yada yada"

chesterlee:
Mbu is a hero.

To the lousy igboes every crook and charlatan is a hero.