Pataricatering:

Such a pity you can only like a comment once ! You said everything needed to be said in a nutshell !

Why, thank you Ma'am.

Too kind.

You lost because you're a damn clumsy klutz who didn't know his left from his right, and who callously superintended the worst looting bazaar in Nigeria's history, as well as the massacre of thousands in the North by BH.

Keep trying to reduce the facts of your historical downfall to your own delusions you incompetent baboon.

You enabled thieves, pirates, militants, terrorists, insurrectionists, nihilistic secessionists, brigands, robbers, jobbers, warlords, and demagogues.

You may wallow in your cocoon of self deceit. The rest of us remember the ignominy of your tenure with equal measures disdain and merriment at your term and riddance.

HMZi:
IF SHE CANT HUG OR KISS IN HER MOVIES,not interested...#AREWAneedSense

She ain't from your neck of the woods, fortunately.

Veni. Vidi. Vici.

fk001:



Toh ba sai su ta fada ba, Chan ta matse musu.






Mu dai munsan aboki ba Zagi bane.

Kwarai kuwa.

FriendNG:


Because?

Because.

fk001:




Beh kamata kace haka ba,



Meh yarabawa su ka maka

Ba komai.

Kawai dai wani lokaci sun rena mu. Shiyasa suka sa mana suna "aboki".

fk001:


Are you a Northerner?

Yep.

Fulani Muslim Northerner.

And damn proud of it

I don't get it.

Some people smuggled dangerous firearms into a volatile country and all they do is remain anonymous and pay fines?

Heck I've found my new business.

PointZerom:


Just like Buhari settled the money he borrowed from the Bank to buy APC'S presidential ticket.

That record is broken. Sing another song.

If anyone thinks Akitu (yes that's my new name for him) actually tweets himself they're daft.

FriendNG:



What is there if she decided to marry a Yoruba?

Unacceptable.

bamirotola:
Are you single? I am an eligible bachelor .. I love sane nd educated Fulani... Yoruba guy... Dakun marry me

Why would she wanna end up with yoruba? Who cursed her?

Fidelismaria:
mtcheeew

so Fulani too dey drive car

me be tink they all just a bunch of terrorists

Lols no.

A few of us are, though. The ones that keep your people up at night with clattering teeth all over the country.

Funny enough we thought you're all animals, until we started slaughtering you and then discovered some of you are in the rudimentary stages of evolving into humans....

But that didn't spare our knives and guns sha.

MasterKim:
Who is dz one

My crush.

paiz:

War veteran we done hear

Typical nigerian.

Once corrected of your fukk ups you rile up.

paiz:
Why would they destroy them?
Those Pump actions are better than those useless world war II AK47 our nigeria police is using

No one used AK47s in WW2.

sarrki:


God bless you my co compatriot

Compatriot is ok. No need for the "co" prefix.

LionDeLeo:

English teacher, next time, the letter "I" as used in first person singular must always be in upper case.

Who taught you English?

Lion vs lion.

Catfight!

Why does Keyamo remind me of Carlton Banks?

maxysmith:

ok

Gladly.

It's a relief we're not drinking your ugliness.

StaffofOrayan:
Deep down in your psyche, there is an ongoing war, and the bitch in you is winning hands down!

Why, thank you.

Coming from a complete dolt like you that's actually a compliment.

QueryUnical:


Have a plesant event.Good bye.

Yeah.

Hoppit.

maxysmith:
ok thanks
You can fvck off now

Lols i was just being honest.

Didn't want your head swelling up on a pack of lies.

But with more makeup and a liittle more lipstick you could actually fool some people that you're not a pig.

nairanaira12:


It shows beauty is not in your eyes; beauty can only be found in the eyes of the beholder.

Glad you found it, Mr Beholder.

QueryUnical:


Hey!
I am not the normal nairalander. Withdraw d curse word and I will offer a reply. Otherwise converdation over.

Fukk off, dipstick.

maxysmith:
Thanks

Meh.

Nothing special about you.

You're as plain as a pikestaff.

QueryUnical:


Seems you dont know greek. There is no letter J in greek cause its not latino.That first greek letter has the same proninciation or sound as the latino j. Pls do not reply unless u have verified this.

Alpha
Beta
Gamma
Delta
Epsilon
Zeta
Eta
Theta
Iota
Kappa
Lambda
Mu
Nu
Xi
Omikron
Pi
Rho
Sigma
Tau
Upsilon
Phi
Chi
Psi
Omega

That's the greek alphabet from which all greek words, sentences and phrases are formed.

Show me one letter that sounds like the english J.

Dumb motherfukker.

Intellad:
i will vote for him, here in new york

Just duck and hop to cover with the prayer that ICE doesn't deport your illegal ass back to naija.

QueryUnical:


The greek word spelt Iesous is pronounced same as Jesus.Check it out.

Nope.

No J in greek so how can it be pronounced as such?

Fashionlover:
Amara is the wife of football legend, Kanu Nwankwo. She showed off this yellow sweater dress that was designed by American actress and wife of basket baller, Dwayne Wade, Gabrielle Union.

The dress which costs about N20,000 looked so good on Amara, that it caught the eyes of Gabrielle, who promptly liked it.

http://www.fashiontigress.com/2017/09/stylish-sisi-alert-amara-kanu-stuns-in.html

It's Dwyane Wade

Last week i embezzled, as usual.

Though the takings were lean compared to the previous week.

This week a few vendors will offer kickbacks and bribes.

All in all I'll make up for my poor performance last week.