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FLAWLES:
.nothing oo

Do you mind if i seat with you?

Savigne:
That girl is suffering from overdose of Nollywood movies,see move wen she don pull on you before....
Tell her to retrieve your shoes joor

For were? That shoe will be display at their family museum

Freest:
Ifa?
Is that a name of a shoe
You know i schooled in ............

Lol... Thunder fire... ok Xmas is just around the corner...

FLAWLES:
Make i siddon de look

Hey why are you sitting down alone?

Livingwalker:
As for me .....notin is too small ...notin is too big
Her father's company can do

Criminal! you're lucky it isn't my daughter you're dating

Dlionsheart:
Thanks for making my day. This is really really hilarious. Pls go and sin no more. As for your shoes, sorry bro but its gone forever.

He should pray the dad shouldn't carry the shoe to Ifa for consultation

kristina1:
Nope....i jux admire the guy.

Lol admiration and crushing are two different terms: Admiration usually ends with a compliment while Crushing with a relationship

FLAWLES:
Shey na only me no understand?

Lol... Many ladies will find fault with it. It was actually written by your fellow lady

kristina1:
I also have a crush on a guy on nl,tho i wont tell him.

Confession time: Are you girls saying this cause you want to loot our money in this period... Its December already

AfricanApple:
I'm not shy of telling u I love u

I bet you can't face in real life and tell me you love... Just like most ladies, you'll freak out

dunkem21:
And they really don't know that it is the easiest way to a man's heart.

The truth is only few men are courageous enough to turn down a lady's proposal...

I’m a big believer that if you want to attract a
man, you shouldn’t play hard to get. You
should be hard to get . Let me tell you: what a
difference a teeny two-letter word can make!
Seriously.
You should actually be busy and having fun —
and not just be playing at being busy having
fun. Create a purposeful life for yourself, where
you’re fully engaged — instead of making
“getting engaged” your sole focus. I want to
add here that becoming seriously busy with
your life should not be done as a
manipulation technique! You should create an
exciting life for yourself because you feel a
genuine sense of self-worth, and know that
you deserve a fantastic life. (If it is the sense
of self-worth that you’re struggling with, well,
start by imagining the life you think someone
who loves themselves would live and try it on
for size!)
Unfortunately, I’ve seen far too many girls —
myself included — who stop creating thriving
lives for themselves once they get a man.
Instead, they start to expect they’ll get all of
their needs met from being in the relationship.
I’ve learned the hard way that this is how you
get burnt out…very quickly. Not only do you
get burnt out – your man does too! It’s truly
bad for your spirit to stop talking to your
friends, stop doing girls dinners, stop doing
the things you love (like going to the gym)
simply because you’d rather spend time with
your guy. When you look to your relationship
as your only source of power, forgetting about
all of the other things that energize you, you
begin to drain each other, instead of
recharging one another.
Trust me: you’re hurting yourself in the long
term if, instead of including the relationship in
your life, you make your life the relationship.
You will have far more to contribute to your
relationship when you create a meaningful life
for yourself, apart from just your partnership.
Men are super-attracted to women who are
actively engaged in life — who have things to
offer them, to teach them.
Always remember: you are a unique individual,
with a purpose on this earth! In fact, this
“unique, inspired, passionate you” is the
“appealing you” who attracted your man in the
very first place. Hence you should never put
this “appealing you” in the very last place!
CREDITS: Divine Caroline

ireneony:
well I have a crush on someone here on nairaland, but I can't say his name.


what should I do?
please help me, am going gaga over him

How can we help you when you won't tell us the person's name

I wonder why girls will never be bold enough to face a boy and tell him they love him...

Which one come be family bread again?

There are still many good housemaid, maybe it depend on how you treat your house: they maybe doing that for revenge you know

Nna i don't think its the best thing to do - praying for your enemy. just left things they way they are without compromising them. If boko haram come get long life prayer line and God come answer that prayer; Na I'm be say we go finish for this country

blemon44:
[color=#000000]nice one

chaii


we now celebrate deaths

oh God when will all this end?[/color]

Nna wetin man go do

iceberylin:
Ouchhhh...thats harsh

Lol... I never said all of them right?

iceberylin:
The reading glasses make them seem intelligent

Which most of them aren't

kozaic:
Are u a male or female @Op?


Oga,fashion adviser..

I'm s'pose to know when a girl dressing is a bomb. I won't be happy if my gf dress like my grandmother

I think some ladies here need to see this before their Christmas preparation if and only they want avoid embarrassment.


1. Tweed . While some fabrics have a
youthful vibe (like denim), tweed seems
to do the opposite because it's
associated with matronly suits. If it's a
menswear look you are after, opt for
pinstripes or oversized houndstooth
instead of tweed.
2. Reading glasses . Sure, you may need
them, but no woman ever looked
younger with little reading glasses
perched on the end of her nose. And the
chain attached to them so you always
have them at hand? That makes you
look older, too. If you must wear
reading glasses (and I need them, too)
make sure they are cute (I have a purple
pair) or fun (and I also have one pair
with crystals.)
3. Gray hair. I'm probably going to get in
big trouble here from all the women who
opt for gray hair, but the truth is it
makes you look older. And that's one
thing I don't want at this point in my
life. Maybe when I'm a senior I'll be
cooler with the idea of going gray, but
in middle age I still want to look as
young as possible. I'm not saying gray
hair can't be chic (I know many women
who look beautiful with it), I'm just
saying it never made anyone look
younger. Better options than going gray
in middle age are colors that are
flattering to your skin tones.
4. Cardigans . I like a cardigan occasionally
tied around the neck and that's about it
for middle-age women. Although it
seems like an ideal layering piece, it is
really unflattering for heavier women
because it lacks shape and structure so
lumps and bumps show. A better choice
is a jacket or blazer with some
construction (set-in sleeves, seaming, a
collar) because it offsets middle-age
spread. And whatever you do, don't tie
the cardigan around your waist because
it never hides hips, only makes them
look bigger.
5. Sensible shoes/comfort shoes. Want to
ruin a perfectly good look? Wear
comfort sandals with it. There are too
many cute shoes in the market that are
comfortable without the clunky soles
and features of so-called comfort
sandals.
6. Mom jeans. Peg-leg jeans with a high
waist – a.k.a. mom jeans – are
unflattering and outdated. It's such a
simple thing to change because every
conceivable label has a version of jeans
that work for women our age, from
affordable Lee jeans to upscale Not
Your Daughter's Jeans.
7. Any color that washes you out. One
thing that will instantly make you look
older is to wear a color that drains you
of color. For me, that means I avoid
mauves and yellows; your colors may be
different. The right colors (almost
everyone looks pretty in the right shade
of red or blue) can brighten your skin
and make you look younger.
8. Old lady handbag . Are you still carrying
that logo bag from 15 years ago?
Handbags have been a driving force of
fashion for the past decade and still
carrying an organizer bag (or worse)
can add years to your age. An updated
option would be a cute crossbody bag
or a fun leather bag.
9. Too much or too little makeup. Garish
blush and lipstick can be just as aging
as no makeup at all. If you're not sure
what still works for you, go to your local
department store or Sephora and get a
free makeover with the latest products.
New eyeshadows are sheer and
luminescent, as are lipsticks and
glosses. Learn how to apply pretty
colors with a light hand and you'll be
on the right track to wearing the perfect
makeup in middle age.
10. Socks and sneakers with anything other
than workout clothes. Sneakers, socks
and Capri pants? Yikes. White sneakers
(except for working out) are a one-way
ticket to old lady land. I try to avoid
this outdated look by always having
updated sports shoe options on hand
(slip-on black sports mules are a good
option, so are Converse style sneakers.)

donnypool:
omo stop to follow me up and down na, abi you be her captain? why you wan spoil market for me na? abi dem send you come? or na crime say the chick don dey feel my flow? omo abeg carry your winch go corner.

Let see how far you will go...

VickyyB:
Just narrow it down that you are black and ugly.

No one is ugly by colour.

You're getting there. Did i made mention of someone been ugly cause s/he is black? I have got an issue with black/dark..

donnypool:
no o that is part of it, the main one is hard and tough. at least a blushing girl green and white girl is the bestest for a Black God

You're gon' need my help bro

donnypool:
seun is a virgin na

Seun you the see am? this is what you get when you decide to privatize your Life... I will bet that seun is married

VickyyB:
You mean black is ugly? Smh
You must be talking about yourself.
I av beautiful dark skinned family member even though i'm light skinned.

Black is Ugly? yes, but you got me wrong...

donnypool:
Mr love veteran, dont worry, i don almost get her. na just one deadly line remain for me to drop. After that she go dey call me daddy!

so save your love advice for seun

Are you alluding that Seun cant confront a lady?

ireneony:
white troll alert! please don't feed the troll

Hmm... I'm dark-skin and I'm no fan of mrcork cause i love my black brothers. The truth is black was never beautiful...

donnypool:
am not too sure but, one is the positive one, the other is the negative one. omo boy e nor concern you, oya face front. na woman i dey toast

There is nothing wrong with someone trying to help after all you're gon' need my experience as a love veteran

Black/ Dark were never good/beautiful and will never be no matter how hard you try to forge like. Anything black/dark is bad/evil... I hate black/darkness

donnypool:
yes o, infact my heart has been at a very serious war because of you. just last night one bomb exploded .

Na wa o. Who is your heart waging war with?