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RomanceRe: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 2:46pm On Oct 28, 2014
Dannyset:
For dos of u who care to know dis is a blackman kiss. @OP take note.
Lol...Looks like that dude is trying to bite her lip
RomanceRe: Confused! I Have A Crush On A Nairalander! by Exjoker(m): 2:44pm On Oct 28, 2014
Tallesty1:
She is a guy
She is a guy indeed...I wasn't surprise at all
RomanceRe: I Need Love by Exjoker(m): 2:37pm On Oct 28, 2014
As the other people previously said stop wasting your online go out there and find yourself a better job. I bet you will come back to testify to us someday
RomanceRe: Confused! I Have A Crush On A Nairalander! by Exjoker(m): 2:29pm On Oct 28, 2014
Tallesty1:
What type of fish are youhuh










It is high time someone used you to prepare soup.
Bro lend her to me this evening, i will repay tomorrow
RomanceRe: Confused! I Have A Crush On A Nairalander! by Exjoker(m): 2:27pm On Oct 28, 2014
If you are alleging that he is player, then, I advice you should stay away from him
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Vs Kylie Jenner: Who's Got The Sexier Lips? by Exjoker(m): 2:24pm On Oct 28, 2014
snowprince07:
angry mtcheww next time u comment on senseless topic like this i go slap u undecided angry
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Vs Kylie Jenner: Who's Got The Sexier Lips? by Exjoker(m): 2:09pm On Oct 28, 2014
See lips suitable for kissing
Jokes EtcRe: Woman Throws Party To Celebrate Husband After Satisfying Her In Bed by Exjoker(m): 2:07pm On Oct 28, 2014
Was the man aware of it. Women and their fish brain mentality
CelebritiesRe: All In The Name Of Fashion!! This Celebrity Disgraced Herself In Public by Exjoker(m): 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2014
Natural disaster
PhonesRe: Nokia Mocks Iphone? [ Photo Evidence] by Exjoker(m): 2:00pm On Oct 28, 2014
I know this is the hand work of samsung
PoliticsRe: What Wole Soyinka Has To Say About Buhari by Exjoker(m): 1:55pm On Oct 28, 2014
Oguguah:
“The Crimes of Buhari” – By Prof. Wole Soyinka.
The grounds on which General Buhari is being
promoted as the alternative choice are not only
shaky, but pitifully naive. History matters. Records
are not kept simply to assist the weakness of
memory, but to operate as guides to the future. Of
course, we know that human beings change. What
the claims of personality change or transformation
impose on us is a rigorous inspection of the
evidence, not wishful speculation or behind-the-
scenes assurances. Public offence, crimes against a
polity, must be answered in the public space, not in
caucuses of bargaining. In Buhari, we have been
offered no evidence of the sheerest prospect of
change. On the contrary, all evident suggests that
this is one individual who remains convinced that
this is one ex-ruler that the nation cannot call to
order Buhari? Need one remind anyone – was one of
the generals who treated a Commission of Enquiry,
the Oputa Panel, with unconcealed disdain. Like
Babangida and Abdusalami, he refused to put in
appearance even though complaints that were tabled
against him involved a career of gross abuses of
power and blatant assault on the fundamental human
rights of the Nigerian citizenry. Prominent against
these charges was an act that amounted to nothing
less than judicial murder, the execution of a citizen
under a retroactive decree. Does Decree 20 ring a
bell? If not, then, perhaps the names of three youths
– Lawal Ojuolape (30), Bernard Ogedengbe (29) and
Bartholomew Owoh (26) do. To put it quite plainly,
one of those three Ogedengbe – was executed for a
crime that did not carry a capital forfeit at the time it
was committed. This was an unconscionable crime,
carried out in defiance of the pleas and protests of
nearly every sector of the Nigerian and international
community religious, civil rights, political, trade
unions etc.
Buhari and his sidekick and his partner-in-crime,
Tunde Idiagbon persisted in this inhuman act for one
reason and one reason only: to place Nigerians on
notice that they were now under an iron, inflexible
rule, under governance by fear. The execution of that
youthful innocent for so he was, since the
punishment did not exist at the time of commission
– was nothing short of premeditated murder, for
which the perpetrators should normally stand trial
upon their loss of immunity. Are we truly expected
to forget this violation of our entitlement to security
as provided under existing laws? And even if our
sensibilities have become blunted by succeeding
seasons of cruelty and brutality, if power itself had
so coarsened the sensibilities also of rulers and
corrupted their judgment, what should one rightly
expect after they have been rescued from the snare
of power. At the very least, a revaluation, leading
hopefully to remorse, and its expression to a
wronged society. At the very least, such a
revaluation should engender reticence, silence. In
the case of Buhari, it was the opposite. Since leaving
office he has declared in the most categorical terms
that he had no regrets over this murder and would
do so again. Human life is inviolate. The right to life
is the uniquely fundamental right on which all other
rights are based. The crime that General Buhari
committed against the entire nation went further
however, inconceivable as it might first appear. That
crime is one of the most profound negations of civic
being. Not content with hammering down the
freedom of expression in general terms, Buhari
specifically forbade all public discussion of a return
to civilian, democratic rule. Let us constantly
applaud our media those battle scarred
professionals did not completely knuckle down.
They resorted to cartoons and oblique, elliptical
references to sustain the people’s campaign for a
time-table to democratic rule. Overt agitation for a
democratic time table however remained rigorously
suppressed military dictatorship, and a specifically
incorporated in Buhari and Idiagbon was here to
stay. To deprive a people of volition in their own
political direction is to turn a nation into a colony of
slaves. Buhari enslaved the nation. He gloated and
gloried in a master-slave relation to the millions of
its inhabitants. It is astonishing to find that the same
former slaves, now free of their chains, should
clamour to be ruled by one who not only turned
their nation into a slave plantation, but forbade them
any discussion of their condition. So Tai Solarin is
already forgotten? Tai who stood at street corners,
fearlessly distributing leaflets that took up the
gauntlet where the media had dropped it. Tai who
was incarcerated by that regime and denied even the
medication for his asthmatic condition? Tai did not
ask to be sent for treatment overseas; all he asked
was his traditional medicine that had proved so
effective after years of struggle with asthma! Nor
must we omit the manner of Buhari coming to power
and the pattern of his corrective rule. Shagari’s NPN
had already run out of steam and was near
universally detested except of course by the handful
that still benefited from that regime of profligacy and
rabid fascism. Responsibility for the national
condition lay squarely at the door of the ruling party,
obviously, but against whom was Buharis coup
staged? Judging by the conduct of that regime, it
was not against Shagaris government but against
the opposition. The head of government, on whom
primary responsibility lay, was Shehu Shagari. Yet
that individual was kept in cozy house detention in
Ikoyi while his powerless deputy, Alex Ekwueme,
was locked up in Kiri-kiri prisons. Such was the
Buhari notion of equitable apportionment of guilt
and/or responsibility.
And then the cascade of escapes of the wanted, and
culpable politicians. Manhunts across the length and
breadth of the nation, roadblocks everywhere and
borders tight as steel zip locks. Lo and behold, the
chairman of the party, Chief Akinloye, strolled out
coolly across the border. Richard Akinjide, Legal
Protector of the ruling party, slipped out with equal
ease. The Rice Minister, Umaru Dikko, who declared
that Nigerians were yet to eat f’rom dustbins –
escaped through the same airtight dragnet. The
clumsy attempt to crate him home was punishment
for his ingratitude, since he went berserk when, after
waiting in vain, he concluded that the coup had not
been staged, after all, for the immediate
consolidation of the party of extreme right-wing
vultures, but for the military hyenas. The case of the
overbearing Secretary-General of the party, Uba
Ahmed, was even more noxious. Uba Ahmed was
out of the country at the time. Despite the closure of
the Nigerian airspace, he compelled the pilot of his
plane to demand special landing permission, since
his passenger load included the almighty Uba
Ahmed. Of course, he had not known of the change
in his status since he was airborne. The delighted
airport commandant, realizing that he had a much
valued fish swimming willingly into a waiting net,
approved the request. Uba Ahmed disembarked into
the arms of a military guard and was promptly
clamped in detention.
Incredibly, he vanished a few days after and
reappeared in safety overseas. Those whose
memories have become calcified should explore the
media coverage of that saga. Buhari was asked to
explain the vanished act of this much prized quarry
and his response was one of the most arrogant
levity. Coming from one who had shot his way into
power on the slogan of discipline, it was nothing
short of impudent. Shall we revisit the tragicomic
series of trials that landed several politicians several
lifetimes in prison? Recall, if you please, the judicial
processes undergone by the septuagenarian Chief
Adekunle Ajasin. He was arraigned and tried before
Buhari’s punitive tribunal but acquitted. Dissatisfied,
Buhari ordered his re-trial. Again, the Tribunal could
not find this man guilty of a single crime, so once
again he was returned for trial, only to be acquitted
of all charges of corruption or abuse of office. Was
Chief Ajasin thereby released? No! He was ordered
detained indefinitely, simply for the crime of winning
an election and refusing to knuckle under Shagari’s
reign of terror. The conduct of the Buhari regime
after his coup was not merely one of double, triple,
multiple standards but a cynical travesty of justice.
Audu Ogbeh, currently chairman of the Action
Congress was one of the few figures of rectitude
within the NPN. Just as he has done in recent times
with the PDP, he played the role of an internal critic
and reformer, warning, dissenting, and setting an
example of probity within his ministry. For that
crime he spent months in unjust incarceration.
Guilty by association? Well, if that was the
motivating yardstick of the administration of the
Buhari justice, then it was most selectively applied.
The utmost severity of the Buhari-Idiagbon justice
was especially reserved either for the opposition in
general, or for those within the ruling party who had
showed the sheerest sense of responsibility and
patriotism.
Shall I remind this nation of Buhari’s deliberate
humiliating treatment of the Emir of Kano and the
Oni of Ife over their visit to the state of Israel? I hold
no brief for traditional rulers and their relationship
with governments, but insist on regarding them as
entitled to all the rights, privileges and responsibilitie
s of any Nigerian citizen. This royal duo went to
Israel on their private steam and private business.
Simply because the Buhari regime was pursuing
some antagonistic foreign policy towards Israel, a
policy of which these traditional rulers were not a
part, they were subjected on their return to a
treatment that could only be described as a head
masterly chastisement of errant pupils. Since when,
may one ask, did a free citizen of the Nigerian nation
require the permission of a head of state to visit a
foreign nation that was willing to offer that tourist a
visa? One is only too aware that some Nigerians
love to point to Buhari’s agenda of discipline as the
shining jewel in his scrap-iron crown. To inculcate
discipline however, one must lead by example,
obeying laws set down as guides to public probity.
Example speaks louder than declarations, and rulers
cannot exempt themselves from the disciplinary
structures imposed on the overall polity, especially
on any issue that seeks to establish a policy for
public well-being. The story of the thirty something
suitcases it would appear that they were even closer
to fifty – found unavoidable mention in my recent
memoirs, YOU MUST SET FORTH AT DOWN, written
long before Buhari became spoken of as a credible
candidate. For the exercise of a changeover of the
national currency, the Nigerian borders air, sea and
land had been shut tight.
Nothing was supposed to move in or out, not even
cattle egrets.
Yet a prominent camel was allowed through that
needles eye. Not only did Buhari dispatch his aide-
de-camp, Jokolo later to become an emir- to
facilitate the entry of those cases, he ordered the
redeployment as I later discovered – of the Customs
Officer who stood firmly against the entry of the
contravening baggage. That officer, the incumbent
Vice-president is now a rival candidate to Buhari,
but has somehow, in the meantime, earned a
reputation that totally contradicts his conduct at the
time. Wherever the truth lies, it does not redound to
the credibility of the dictator of that time, General
Buhari whose word was law, but whose allegiances
were clearly negotiable.
On the theme of double, triple, multiple standards in
the enforcement of the law, and indeed of the
decrees passed by the Buhari regime at the time, let
us recall the notorious case of Triple Alhaji Alhaji
Alhaji, then Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of
Finance. Who was caught, literally, with his pants
down in distant Austria. That was not the crime
however, and private conduct should always remain
restricted to the domain of private censure.
There was no decree against civil servants proving
just as hormone driven as anyone else, especially
outside the nation’s borders.
However, there was a clear decree against the
keeping of foreign accounts, and this was what
emerged from the Austrian escapade. Alhaji Alhaji
kept, not one, but several undeclared foreign
accounts, and he had no business being in
possession of the large amount of foreign currency
of which he was robbed by his overnight
companion. The media screamed for an even
application of the law, but Buhari had turned
suddenly deaf. By contrast, Fela Anikulapo
languished in goal for years, sentenced under that
very draconian decree. His crime was being in
possession of foreign exchange that he had
legitimately received for the immediate upkeep of his
band as they set off for an international
engagement. A vicious sentence was slapped down
on Fela by a judge who later became so remorse
stricken at least after Buhari’s overthrow that he
went to the King of Afro-beat and apologized.
Lesser known was the traumatic experience of the
director of an international communication agency,
an affiliate of UNESCO. Akin Fatoyinbo arrived at the
airport in complete ignorance of the new currency
decree. He was thrown in gaol in especially brutal
condition, an experience from which he never fully
recovered. It took several months of high-level
intervention before that innocent man was eventually
freed. These were not exceptional but mere sample
cases from among hundreds of others, victims of a
decree that was selectively applied, a decree that
routinely penalized innocents and ruined the careers
and businesses of many.
What else? What does one choose to include or
leave out? What precisely was Ebenezer Babatope’s
crime that he should have spent the entire tenure of
General Buhari in detention?
Nothing beyond the fact that he once warned in the
media that Buhari was an ambitious soldier who
would bear watching through the lenses of a coup-
detat. Babatope’s father died while he was in
Buhari’s custody, the dictator remained deaf to
every plea that he be at least released to attend his
father’s funeral, even under guard. I wrote an article
at the time, denouncing this pointless insensitivity.
So little to demand by a man who was never
accused of, nor tried for any crime,much less found
guilty. Such a load of vindictiveness that smothered
all traces of basic human compassion deserves no
further comment in a nation that values its
traditions.
But then, speaking the truth was not what Buhari, as
a self-imposed leader, was especially enamoured of
enquire of Tunde Thompson and Nduka Irabor both
of whom, faithful to their journalistic calling,
published nothing but the truth, yet ended up
sentenced under Buhari’s decree. Mind you, no one
can say that Buhari was not true to his word. Shall
tamper with the freedom of the press swore the
dictator immediately on grabbing office, and this was
exactly what he did. And so on, and on, and on……
http://www.osundefender.org/?p=107456
Jesus! all this long post na only me go read am?
PoliticsRe: The Credit Should Go To Ordinary Nigerians - I Reject It. by Exjoker(m): 1:43pm On Oct 28, 2014
Lol...In the other way around, you make sense die
PoliticsRe: The Minister Of Agriculture Should Be Stopped by Exjoker(m): 1:41pm On Oct 28, 2014
I don't know what to believe again...Confused
PoliticsRe: What!!! 23-year-old Father Tells His 24 Children To 'study Hard' by Exjoker(m): 1:36pm On Oct 28, 2014
victorels:
It finally wasn't what I thought.
Surprised.
Crazy you op...lol
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2014
dre11:
Guy man I don't need to miss that wonderful kiss



It's might be one in a life time and I want her to feel the effect


So she can keep coming for more cheesy
You are gon' need to visit this thread bro
https://www.nairaland.com/1970413/10-different-types-kisses-should
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 1:23pm On Oct 28, 2014
dre11:
Nah luck u just wish me so.. ..
Can't u be ur brother keeper and help me to carry the AC
Abeg o. I never chop this hot afternoon o BTW just heed my advice. just buy kul pure water chill yourself bro
RomanceRe: Why Do Muslim Girls Like Christian Guys More Than Their Fellow Muslims by Exjoker(m): 1:00pm On Oct 28, 2014
The revise is the case in my place o. Na xtian girls the trip for Muslim boys. Them Muslim girls stingy
RomanceRe: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 12:46pm On Oct 28, 2014
NinoBrown888:
give her a black kiss. man'
Lol...How is that one done bro?
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 12:44pm On Oct 28, 2014
dre11:
Dat one too cheap


Nah air conditioning I go carry for headtongue
Lol...I wish you good luck in you new quest: yeah its a quest bro
RomanceRe: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 12:33pm On Oct 28, 2014
merit12:
Thanks man



Trying some kissing tinz this weekend

Trust me


Op are you black?

Sig....Never give up if you still wanna try
You mean blacks don't kiss righthuh
TravelRe: If Time Travelling Was A Reality, Where Will You Go...? by Exjoker(op):
freelife4all:
mine would have been to go back to 1960 to make sure that the agitation and fight for independent is frustrated. There would't have been early independent in Nigeria. Because we are not matured to lead ourself, all this things happening would't have been happening.
you would have branded as enemy of the state Nnamdi Azikiwe and his cohorts
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 12:01pm On Oct 28, 2014
dre11:
The sun Don dey come by full force
Person just dey hide under shade ni
Lol...go buy cool sachet water chill yaself dude
RomanceRe: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 11:44am On Oct 28, 2014
missberrypop5:
exjoker my love, wink come lets do that spider man kiss sugar tongue
Lol...We have got to do that laying down on the floor cause there isn't any bed here and I can hang myself upside down cause i'm a spiderman. I prefer the French kissing
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Offers Pakistan Help In Energy Sector by Exjoker(op): 11:28am On Oct 28, 2014
What an irony of life. This country never cease to amaze me
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Offers Pakistan Help In Energy Sector by Exjoker(op): 11:26am On Oct 28, 2014
This country never cease to amaze me
PoliticsNigeria Offers Pakistan Help In Energy Sector by Exjoker(op): 11:24am On Oct 28, 2014
ISLAMABAD: Nigerian High Commissioner to
Pakistan Dauda Danladi has urged the
Rawalpindi Chamber of Commerce and
Industry (RCCI) to organise a single-country
expo in Nigeria and explore investment
opportunities to strengthen bilateral trade ties.
The high commissioner said business
community can play a key role to boost the
trade horizons of Pakistan and Nigeria to the
new heights. "Nigeria can assist Pakistan in
energy sector as it has vast natural resources
of oil and gas and provide fertilizer to
Pakistan to overcome its shortage," he told
Rawalpindi Chamber of Commerce and
Industry President Dr Shimail Daud Arain in a
meeting during his visit to the chamber on
Monday. The high commissioner said that
both countries are the members of OIC and
D-8 but trade volume between the two is very
low. He said that Nigeria offers great
investment opportunities to Pakistan in a
number of areas including oil and gas,
minerals and mining, agriculture and livestock,
poultry and fisheries. He said that in order to
boost foreign investment, Nigerian government
has created free zones. Speaking on the
occasion, RCCI President Dr Shimail said the
Rawalpindi Chamber is planning to organise a
single-country expo in Nigeria to promote
bilateral trade ties. He was of the view that
business community of both sides should
interact on regular basis and exchange of
trade delegations must be made on monthly
basis to create friendly atmosphere between
the two communities. He lauded the vision of
the high commissioner and ensured him his
full cooperation in this regard.


http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/business/13-May-2014/nigeria-offers-pakistan-help-in-energy-sector
PoliticsRe: Why I Shouldn't Be Voted In The Next Elections - GEJ by Exjoker(m): 11:21am On Oct 28, 2014
[Gej self]
PoliticsRe: Mark Weeps As Constituents Purchase Nomination Form For Him by Exjoker(m): 11:20am On Oct 28, 2014
Publicity stunt...
Romance10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 11:06am On Oct 28, 2014
I was making a research on kiss and the various types of kisses, I came across this post and I decided to repost it here. I don't know if a thread like this has been created before.
1. The French Kiss.
Probably the most famous kiss there is, the
French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where
one person's tongue touches the other
person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss,"
the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it
can take years to master.
2. The Butterfly Kiss
To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to
them so the tips of your eyelashes are
touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your
eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings.
It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're
catching your breath from more traditional
kisses. You can also give someone a solo
butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against
their cheek.
3. The Single-Lip Kiss
To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of
their lips between yours and gently suck or
tug on it. It's an awfully romantic kiss, and if
you do it right, you'll send tingles up and
down your sweetie's spine.
4. The Spiderman Kiss
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-
Man , the Spiderman kiss involves kissing
someone whose face is upside-down from
yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip
and vice versa.
5. The Earlobe Kiss
A great kiss to to perform while you're taking
a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss
involves taking someone's earlobe lightly
between your lips and tugging gently
downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss,
add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle
sucking motion on their earlobe.
6. The Lip Gloss Kiss
This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give
their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of
lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on
your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too.
For extra fun, surprise your partner with a
sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.
7. The Eskimo Kiss
In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses
back and forth against each other. It's based
on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures
give their friends. Just like with lip kisses,
Eskimo kisses are best executed with your
eyes closed.
8. The Cheek Kiss
The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like -
a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek.
Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings,
flirty thank-you's or cute, unexpected ways to
say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
9. The Hickey
A hickey technically isn't a kiss; it's a red
mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after
someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys
hurt a little to get, but some people think the
sucking feels good, especially on the side of
the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk
around with a hickey, so before you start
sucking, get permission first.
10. The Secret Message Kiss
In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a
secret message with the tip of your tongue
against their tongue. It might feel a little
funny to the other person, but at least you'll
be getting your message across.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why NL Is Becoming Boring To Some. by Exjoker(m): 10:45am On Oct 28, 2014
Cutehector4u:
lol i get ur point....but wen one is so matured enuf that forums like romance is too childish for them , i think dr r other sections like politics whr dey can hv dr own fun u knw......
The family section suit such person also
RomanceRe: 'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by Exjoker(m): 10:37am On Oct 28, 2014
We knew it already if a man propose to a girl is a great to her

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