Romance › Re: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 2:46pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Dannyset: For dos of u who care to know dis is a blackman kiss. @OP take note. Lol...Looks like that dude is trying to bite her lip |
Romance › Re: Confused! I Have A Crush On A Nairalander! by Exjoker(m): 2:44pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Tallesty1: She is a guy She is a guy indeed...I wasn't surprise at all |
Romance › Re: I Need Love by Exjoker(m): 2:37pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
As the other people previously said stop wasting your online go out there and find yourself a better job. I bet you will come back to testify to us someday |
Romance › Re: Confused! I Have A Crush On A Nairalander! by Exjoker(m): 2:29pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Tallesty1: What type of fish are you
It is high time someone used you to prepare soup. Bro lend her to me this evening, i will repay tomorrow |
Romance › Re: Confused! I Have A Crush On A Nairalander! by Exjoker(m): 2:27pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
If you are alleging that he is player, then, I advice you should stay away from him |
Celebrities › Re: Angelina Jolie Vs Kylie Jenner: Who's Got The Sexier Lips? by Exjoker(m): 2:24pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
snowprince07:
mtcheww next time u comment on senseless topic like this i go slap u  |
Celebrities › Re: Angelina Jolie Vs Kylie Jenner: Who's Got The Sexier Lips? by Exjoker(m): 2:09pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
See lips suitable for kissing |
Jokes Etc › Re: Woman Throws Party To Celebrate Husband After Satisfying Her In Bed by Exjoker(m): 2:07pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Was the man aware of it. Women and their fish brain mentality |
Celebrities › Re: All In The Name Of Fashion!! This Celebrity Disgraced Herself In Public by Exjoker(m): 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Natural disaster |
Phones › Re: Nokia Mocks Iphone? [ Photo Evidence] by Exjoker(m): 2:00pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
I know this is the hand work of samsung |
Politics › Re: What Wole Soyinka Has To Say About Buhari by Exjoker(m): 1:55pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Oguguah: “The Crimes of Buhari” – By Prof. Wole Soyinka. The grounds on which General Buhari is being promoted as the alternative choice are not only shaky, but pitifully naive. History matters. Records are not kept simply to assist the weakness of memory, but to operate as guides to the future. Of course, we know that human beings change. What the claims of personality change or transformation impose on us is a rigorous inspection of the evidence, not wishful speculation or behind-the- scenes assurances. Public offence, crimes against a polity, must be answered in the public space, not in caucuses of bargaining. In Buhari, we have been offered no evidence of the sheerest prospect of change. On the contrary, all evident suggests that this is one individual who remains convinced that this is one ex-ruler that the nation cannot call to order Buhari? Need one remind anyone – was one of the generals who treated a Commission of Enquiry, the Oputa Panel, with unconcealed disdain. Like Babangida and Abdusalami, he refused to put in appearance even though complaints that were tabled against him involved a career of gross abuses of power and blatant assault on the fundamental human rights of the Nigerian citizenry. Prominent against these charges was an act that amounted to nothing less than judicial murder, the execution of a citizen under a retroactive decree. Does Decree 20 ring a bell? If not, then, perhaps the names of three youths – Lawal Ojuolape (30), Bernard Ogedengbe (29) and Bartholomew Owoh (26) do. To put it quite plainly, one of those three Ogedengbe – was executed for a crime that did not carry a capital forfeit at the time it was committed. This was an unconscionable crime, carried out in defiance of the pleas and protests of nearly every sector of the Nigerian and international community religious, civil rights, political, trade unions etc. Buhari and his sidekick and his partner-in-crime, Tunde Idiagbon persisted in this inhuman act for one reason and one reason only: to place Nigerians on notice that they were now under an iron, inflexible rule, under governance by fear. The execution of that youthful innocent for so he was, since the punishment did not exist at the time of commission – was nothing short of premeditated murder, for which the perpetrators should normally stand trial upon their loss of immunity. Are we truly expected to forget this violation of our entitlement to security as provided under existing laws? And even if our sensibilities have become blunted by succeeding seasons of cruelty and brutality, if power itself had so coarsened the sensibilities also of rulers and corrupted their judgment, what should one rightly expect after they have been rescued from the snare of power. At the very least, a revaluation, leading hopefully to remorse, and its expression to a wronged society. At the very least, such a revaluation should engender reticence, silence. In the case of Buhari, it was the opposite. Since leaving office he has declared in the most categorical terms that he had no regrets over this murder and would do so again. Human life is inviolate. The right to life is the uniquely fundamental right on which all other rights are based. The crime that General Buhari committed against the entire nation went further however, inconceivable as it might first appear. That crime is one of the most profound negations of civic being. Not content with hammering down the freedom of expression in general terms, Buhari specifically forbade all public discussion of a return to civilian, democratic rule. Let us constantly applaud our media those battle scarred professionals did not completely knuckle down. They resorted to cartoons and oblique, elliptical references to sustain the people’s campaign for a time-table to democratic rule. Overt agitation for a democratic time table however remained rigorously suppressed military dictatorship, and a specifically incorporated in Buhari and Idiagbon was here to stay. To deprive a people of volition in their own political direction is to turn a nation into a colony of slaves. Buhari enslaved the nation. He gloated and gloried in a master-slave relation to the millions of its inhabitants. It is astonishing to find that the same former slaves, now free of their chains, should clamour to be ruled by one who not only turned their nation into a slave plantation, but forbade them any discussion of their condition. So Tai Solarin is already forgotten? Tai who stood at street corners, fearlessly distributing leaflets that took up the gauntlet where the media had dropped it. Tai who was incarcerated by that regime and denied even the medication for his asthmatic condition? Tai did not ask to be sent for treatment overseas; all he asked was his traditional medicine that had proved so effective after years of struggle with asthma! Nor must we omit the manner of Buhari coming to power and the pattern of his corrective rule. Shagari’s NPN had already run out of steam and was near universally detested except of course by the handful that still benefited from that regime of profligacy and rabid fascism. Responsibility for the national condition lay squarely at the door of the ruling party, obviously, but against whom was Buharis coup staged? Judging by the conduct of that regime, it was not against Shagaris government but against the opposition. The head of government, on whom primary responsibility lay, was Shehu Shagari. Yet that individual was kept in cozy house detention in Ikoyi while his powerless deputy, Alex Ekwueme, was locked up in Kiri-kiri prisons. Such was the Buhari notion of equitable apportionment of guilt and/or responsibility. And then the cascade of escapes of the wanted, and culpable politicians. Manhunts across the length and breadth of the nation, roadblocks everywhere and borders tight as steel zip locks. Lo and behold, the chairman of the party, Chief Akinloye, strolled out coolly across the border. Richard Akinjide, Legal Protector of the ruling party, slipped out with equal ease. The Rice Minister, Umaru Dikko, who declared that Nigerians were yet to eat f’rom dustbins – escaped through the same airtight dragnet. The clumsy attempt to crate him home was punishment for his ingratitude, since he went berserk when, after waiting in vain, he concluded that the coup had not been staged, after all, for the immediate consolidation of the party of extreme right-wing vultures, but for the military hyenas. The case of the overbearing Secretary-General of the party, Uba Ahmed, was even more noxious. Uba Ahmed was out of the country at the time. Despite the closure of the Nigerian airspace, he compelled the pilot of his plane to demand special landing permission, since his passenger load included the almighty Uba Ahmed. Of course, he had not known of the change in his status since he was airborne. The delighted airport commandant, realizing that he had a much valued fish swimming willingly into a waiting net, approved the request. Uba Ahmed disembarked into the arms of a military guard and was promptly clamped in detention. Incredibly, he vanished a few days after and reappeared in safety overseas. Those whose memories have become calcified should explore the media coverage of that saga. Buhari was asked to explain the vanished act of this much prized quarry and his response was one of the most arrogant levity. Coming from one who had shot his way into power on the slogan of discipline, it was nothing short of impudent. Shall we revisit the tragicomic series of trials that landed several politicians several lifetimes in prison? Recall, if you please, the judicial processes undergone by the septuagenarian Chief Adekunle Ajasin. He was arraigned and tried before Buhari’s punitive tribunal but acquitted. Dissatisfied, Buhari ordered his re-trial. Again, the Tribunal could not find this man guilty of a single crime, so once again he was returned for trial, only to be acquitted of all charges of corruption or abuse of office. Was Chief Ajasin thereby released? No! He was ordered detained indefinitely, simply for the crime of winning an election and refusing to knuckle under Shagari’s reign of terror. The conduct of the Buhari regime after his coup was not merely one of double, triple, multiple standards but a cynical travesty of justice. Audu Ogbeh, currently chairman of the Action Congress was one of the few figures of rectitude within the NPN. Just as he has done in recent times with the PDP, he played the role of an internal critic and reformer, warning, dissenting, and setting an example of probity within his ministry. For that crime he spent months in unjust incarceration. Guilty by association? Well, if that was the motivating yardstick of the administration of the Buhari justice, then it was most selectively applied. The utmost severity of the Buhari-Idiagbon justice was especially reserved either for the opposition in general, or for those within the ruling party who had showed the sheerest sense of responsibility and patriotism. Shall I remind this nation of Buhari’s deliberate humiliating treatment of the Emir of Kano and the Oni of Ife over their visit to the state of Israel? I hold no brief for traditional rulers and their relationship with governments, but insist on regarding them as entitled to all the rights, privileges and responsibilitie s of any Nigerian citizen. This royal duo went to Israel on their private steam and private business. Simply because the Buhari regime was pursuing some antagonistic foreign policy towards Israel, a policy of which these traditional rulers were not a part, they were subjected on their return to a treatment that could only be described as a head masterly chastisement of errant pupils. Since when, may one ask, did a free citizen of the Nigerian nation require the permission of a head of state to visit a foreign nation that was willing to offer that tourist a visa? One is only too aware that some Nigerians love to point to Buhari’s agenda of discipline as the shining jewel in his scrap-iron crown. To inculcate discipline however, one must lead by example, obeying laws set down as guides to public probity. Example speaks louder than declarations, and rulers cannot exempt themselves from the disciplinary structures imposed on the overall polity, especially on any issue that seeks to establish a policy for public well-being. The story of the thirty something suitcases it would appear that they were even closer to fifty – found unavoidable mention in my recent memoirs, YOU MUST SET FORTH AT DOWN, written long before Buhari became spoken of as a credible candidate. For the exercise of a changeover of the national currency, the Nigerian borders air, sea and land had been shut tight. Nothing was supposed to move in or out, not even cattle egrets. Yet a prominent camel was allowed through that needles eye. Not only did Buhari dispatch his aide- de-camp, Jokolo later to become an emir- to facilitate the entry of those cases, he ordered the redeployment as I later discovered – of the Customs Officer who stood firmly against the entry of the contravening baggage. That officer, the incumbent Vice-president is now a rival candidate to Buhari, but has somehow, in the meantime, earned a reputation that totally contradicts his conduct at the time. Wherever the truth lies, it does not redound to the credibility of the dictator of that time, General Buhari whose word was law, but whose allegiances were clearly negotiable. On the theme of double, triple, multiple standards in the enforcement of the law, and indeed of the decrees passed by the Buhari regime at the time, let us recall the notorious case of Triple Alhaji Alhaji Alhaji, then Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Finance. Who was caught, literally, with his pants down in distant Austria. That was not the crime however, and private conduct should always remain restricted to the domain of private censure. There was no decree against civil servants proving just as hormone driven as anyone else, especially outside the nation’s borders. However, there was a clear decree against the keeping of foreign accounts, and this was what emerged from the Austrian escapade. Alhaji Alhaji kept, not one, but several undeclared foreign accounts, and he had no business being in possession of the large amount of foreign currency of which he was robbed by his overnight companion. The media screamed for an even application of the law, but Buhari had turned suddenly deaf. By contrast, Fela Anikulapo languished in goal for years, sentenced under that very draconian decree. His crime was being in possession of foreign exchange that he had legitimately received for the immediate upkeep of his band as they set off for an international engagement. A vicious sentence was slapped down on Fela by a judge who later became so remorse stricken at least after Buhari’s overthrow that he went to the King of Afro-beat and apologized. Lesser known was the traumatic experience of the director of an international communication agency, an affiliate of UNESCO. Akin Fatoyinbo arrived at the airport in complete ignorance of the new currency decree. He was thrown in gaol in especially brutal condition, an experience from which he never fully recovered. It took several months of high-level intervention before that innocent man was eventually freed. These were not exceptional but mere sample cases from among hundreds of others, victims of a decree that was selectively applied, a decree that routinely penalized innocents and ruined the careers and businesses of many. What else? What does one choose to include or leave out? What precisely was Ebenezer Babatope’s crime that he should have spent the entire tenure of General Buhari in detention? Nothing beyond the fact that he once warned in the media that Buhari was an ambitious soldier who would bear watching through the lenses of a coup- detat. Babatope’s father died while he was in Buhari’s custody, the dictator remained deaf to every plea that he be at least released to attend his father’s funeral, even under guard. I wrote an article at the time, denouncing this pointless insensitivity. So little to demand by a man who was never accused of, nor tried for any crime,much less found guilty. Such a load of vindictiveness that smothered all traces of basic human compassion deserves no further comment in a nation that values its traditions. But then, speaking the truth was not what Buhari, as a self-imposed leader, was especially enamoured of enquire of Tunde Thompson and Nduka Irabor both of whom, faithful to their journalistic calling, published nothing but the truth, yet ended up sentenced under Buhari’s decree. Mind you, no one can say that Buhari was not true to his word. Shall tamper with the freedom of the press swore the dictator immediately on grabbing office, and this was exactly what he did. And so on, and on, and on…… http://www.osundefender.org/?p=107456 Jesus! all this long post na only me go read am? |
Politics › Re: The Credit Should Go To Ordinary Nigerians - I Reject It. by Exjoker(m): 1:43pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Lol...In the other way around, you make sense die |
Politics › Re: The Minister Of Agriculture Should Be Stopped by Exjoker(m): 1:41pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
I don't know what to believe again...Confused |
Politics › Re: What!!! 23-year-old Father Tells His 24 Children To 'study Hard' by Exjoker(m): 1:36pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
victorels: It finally wasn't what I thought. Surprised. Crazy you op...lol |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 1:23pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Why Do Muslim Girls Like Christian Guys More Than Their Fellow Muslims by Exjoker(m): 1:00pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
The revise is the case in my place o. Na xtian girls the trip for Muslim boys. Them Muslim girls stingy |
Romance › Re: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 12:46pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
NinoBrown888: give her a black kiss. man' Lol...How is that one done bro? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 12:44pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
dre11: Dat one too cheap
Nah air conditioning I go carry for head Lol...I wish you good luck in you new quest: yeah its a quest bro |
Romance › Re: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 12:33pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
merit12: Thanks man
Trying some kissing tinz this weekend
Trust me
Op are you black?
Sig....Never give up if you still wanna try You mean blacks don't kiss right  |
Travel › Re: If Time Travelling Was A Reality, Where Will You Go...? by Exjoker(op): 12:28pm On Oct 28, 2014*. Modified: 8:25pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
freelife4all: mine would have been to go back to 1960 to make sure that the agitation and fight for independent is frustrated. There would't have been early independent in Nigeria. Because we are not matured to lead ourself, all this things happening would't have been happening. you would have branded as enemy of the state Nnamdi Azikiwe and his cohorts |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Exjoker(m): 12:01pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
dre11: The sun Don dey come by full force Person just dey hide under shade ni Lol...go buy cool sachet water chill yaself dude |
Romance › Re: 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 11:44am On Oct 28, 2014 |
missberrypop5: exjoker my love, come lets do that spider man kiss sugar  Lol...We have got to do that laying down on the floor cause there isn't any bed here and I can hang myself upside down cause i'm a spiderman. I prefer the French kissing |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Offers Pakistan Help In Energy Sector by Exjoker(op): 11:28am On Oct 28, 2014 |
What an irony of life. This country never cease to amaze me |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Offers Pakistan Help In Energy Sector by Exjoker(op): 11:26am On Oct 28, 2014 |
This country never cease to amaze me |
Politics › Nigeria Offers Pakistan Help In Energy Sector by Exjoker(op): 11:24am On Oct 28, 2014 |
ISLAMABAD: Nigerian High Commissioner to Pakistan Dauda Danladi has urged the Rawalpindi Chamber of Commerce and Industry (RCCI) to organise a single-country expo in Nigeria and explore investment opportunities to strengthen bilateral trade ties. The high commissioner said business community can play a key role to boost the trade horizons of Pakistan and Nigeria to the new heights. "Nigeria can assist Pakistan in energy sector as it has vast natural resources of oil and gas and provide fertilizer to Pakistan to overcome its shortage," he told Rawalpindi Chamber of Commerce and Industry President Dr Shimail Daud Arain in a meeting during his visit to the chamber on Monday. The high commissioner said that both countries are the members of OIC and D-8 but trade volume between the two is very low. He said that Nigeria offers great investment opportunities to Pakistan in a number of areas including oil and gas, minerals and mining, agriculture and livestock, poultry and fisheries. He said that in order to boost foreign investment, Nigerian government has created free zones. Speaking on the occasion, RCCI President Dr Shimail said the Rawalpindi Chamber is planning to organise a single-country expo in Nigeria to promote bilateral trade ties. He was of the view that business community of both sides should interact on regular basis and exchange of trade delegations must be made on monthly basis to create friendly atmosphere between the two communities. He lauded the vision of the high commissioner and ensured him his full cooperation in this regard. http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/business/13-May-2014/nigeria-offers-pakistan-help-in-energy-sector |
Politics › Re: Why I Shouldn't Be Voted In The Next Elections - GEJ by Exjoker(m): 11:21am On Oct 28, 2014 |
[Gej self] |
Politics › Re: Mark Weeps As Constituents Purchase Nomination Form For Him by Exjoker(m): 11:20am On Oct 28, 2014 |
Publicity stunt... |
Romance › 10 Different Types Of Kisses You Should Know About by Exjoker(op): 11:06am On Oct 28, 2014 |
I was making a research on kiss and the various types of kisses, I came across this post and I decided to repost it here. I don't know if a thread like this has been created before. 1. The French Kiss. Probably the most famous kiss there is, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master. 2. The Butterfly Kiss To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly kiss by fluttering your eyelids against their cheek. 3. The Single-Lip Kiss To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It's an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you'll send tingles up and down your sweetie's spine. 4. The Spiderman Kiss Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider- Man , the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa. 5. The Earlobe Kiss A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses, the earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe. 6. The Lip Gloss Kiss This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or ChapStick, then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor. 7. The Eskimo Kiss In an Eskimo kiss, two people rub their noses back and forth against each other. It's based on real kisses that people in Eskimo cultures give their friends. Just like with lip kisses, Eskimo kisses are best executed with your eyes closed. 8. The Cheek Kiss The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you's or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend. 9. The Hickey A hickey technically isn't a kiss; it's a red mark (a bruise, really) left on the skin after someone sucks hard enough on it. Hickeys hurt a little to get, but some people think the sucking feels good, especially on the side of the neck. It can be embarrassing to walk around with a hickey, so before you start sucking, get permission first. 10. The Secret Message Kiss In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across. |
Nairaland General › Re: Why NL Is Becoming Boring To Some. by Exjoker(m): 10:45am On Oct 28, 2014 |
Cutehector4u: lol i get ur point....but wen one is so matured enuf that forums like romance is too childish for them , i think dr r other sections like politics whr dey can hv dr own fun u knw...... The family section suit such person also |
Romance › Re: 'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by Exjoker(m): 10:37am On Oct 28, 2014 |
We knew it already if a man propose to a girl is a great to her |
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