₦airaland Forum

They will keep thiefing the country till they start borrowing from citizens.

I don't know the greed worrying Nigeria politicians, Nigéria would have been one of the best country in Africa and even competing with many European countries, if our President's, Governors, Senators and all those local chairmen's are doing their jobs.


The money is there, you can see how beautiful a place is if you invest in it.

Nigéria is not just a serious country, a road that was bad in Japan was fixed under 24hrs, cause they know the danger involve, I know that light have been bad for more than a month, someone might have eaten the budget for the job.



People here value their pockets more than lifes.

Watch as Musa go increase him price after this news, nor be say them seize he own o.

The school life nor easy abeg, but i know say if he see means to do masters abroad he go tear that T-shirt.

Drink a cold beer and a very hot goat meat pepper soup.

Or

Smoke a thick joint with a black bullet.

Or

Go find one girl wey you like wella, spend some good time with her.


In Conclusion, if any of this didn't work for you, bros resign from that job, you dor cast for office.

Soon this nonsense government will touch everyone, everyone will feel it.

If only i can see the pictures of Manbbqqrill and Simplyleo i will be okay, i have a gift for them both

Nigérians are really suffering, we provide majority of everything for ourselves.

Electricity (Generator)

Water (Pure Water, Well water)

Health care (Native medicine, Agbo, jedi jedi)

Security ( Vigilanty)

Our government are not actually working

Why do i have the feeling Netflix and Nairaland are now dating?

Netflix is indirectly telling her boyfriend Nairaland to take advantage of this twitter issue with Nigéria government to upgrade its site.

All the girls around wants to sleep with me, I'm building myself for now i don't need anything like sex.


They should all getat.

Didn't put a SL yet

Our Yahoo government go just drop billing format to USAID and UNICEF, Immediately them dor rush pay,

USAID and UNICEF should know in Nigeria, the citizens provide all this things for ourselves without any aid from government, the government even extort from her citizens, the worst of all we're now providing security for ourselves.

I don't know who is doing all this bombing and dropping of format for Nigéria but the person is good with it.

CSTRR:
I can't go to a woman's house and take cucumber from her fridge.

God forbid.

Even the women selling cucumber are suspects.
They or their children can just use the cucumber to masturbatee, clean off the vaginal fluid and drop it back into the market stock.

Guy you're making the matter even worst...

The name Nigéria is currently synonymous to bad news

Hope you dor collect award for phuck?

Why don't you kill their mother and adopt the kids, take care of them, name them, when they are old enough to the stage of getting married they will never forget the good things you did for them. Snakes Lives Matter.

Just thinking out loud

Aguilar:
how that transgendered go be your crush

Omo this talk dor weak me, are you serious?

Nigeria is currently a war zone, all thanks to the Oga at the top

My crush

You're not supposed to go into a relationship with a girl that just broke up with her ex, all you needed to do was to support her with your preek, because she needs it while the break up is still active, for sure the ex was going to come back for her, that is how relationship is, in relationship people experience a lot of separation before the final breaking up. Just enjoy the puna while she's with her guy, remain the side guy level, to me that is even better than being a main guy.


In Conclusion, Use your head and not your heart.

Wetin dey worry this ones? Them nor see NASS, National Mosque, Nation Church or Aso Rock. Na flight them wan go disrupt.

OMOJOHN001:
Our relationship is just three months old, she she has used my pics as her DP both on WhatsApp and FB for the past two months now, Its irritating and I don't even feel any vibe from that shit.

She can't go a week without posting my pics on her status and now too many people already knows that I am dating the babe.

How do I even stop her without making her feel silly. She is loving me too much, Like the love is choking me for real.

why posting all the time with captions like..Forever is the deal. for better for worse, Ayomi I will not leave you even at the point of death.

I am scared I may even break her heart sooner,
please advice me how do I stop her from putting much hope on me. To her she has found her husby but Me I am not even ready for that marriage shit in the next three years.

As an adult you shouldn't be scared of letting a lady know your intention, if don't want a serious relationship let the lady know before the thing even start, i always tell any girl that comes my way I'm not ready for a relationship, let's just have fun together (simple and polite) no beating around the bush, if she doesn't want move ahead. Stop going into a relationship with someone you just want to bang and make her fall in love with you/ emotionally attached to you. Life is not that hard, you're an adult. Behave like one.

I don't pity people that fall for all this ROI, they are too greedy, after seeing all this, if you enter whatsapp you will still see people posting and advertising one new rebranded investment platform.


I better use my money to drink cold chilled Budweiser and Goat � meat pepper �️ soup, than invest in this platforms.

paulolee:
too many broke leaches disturbing cyber space... begging money for bday asif na achievement...
beggers gat no shame bt naija girls own too worst bcoz now dey feel entitled to it..

Nigéria guys and men are guilty of spoiling and pampering women, A girl will be walking on the street like 10 different guys will approach her just to collect number, because of this a lot of Nigeria ladies feel too special due to the attention of men.

If everyman mind his business act like a real nigga when they see a beautiful or sexy lady, no woman will be feeling too special.


I'm not handsome, but a lot of guys are surprised on how i get my beautiful girls, my game is, when guys are giving you lots of attention, i act like you don't exist to me, most times i let them come for me than me going to them.

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As the saying goes "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", and "Remove the log from your eyes before removing the one in your neighbor eyes.

A girl on Twitter made a tweet asking people to donate money for her to get an IPhone of 400k with her account number. The tweet provoke another aunty immediately, and she made a tweet saying that people should settle for thing they can afford, and stop begging people online.

You know say this life if visitor dey come your house you gat clean am well so that visitors nor go come see trash to talk about after, but this other aunty nor clean her house well before she dey go tell person say her house dirty. This first aunty immediately go play this other aunty tape for everybody to see....


I dor too shalaye make una see for una sef abeg.

SportsHD:
I hope innocent people were not arrested also.
The guy with the blue cap.

After they were arrested and placed outside for paparazzi, someone saw the guy on blue cap and told the police that he was the guy that robbed her shop last week and stole and money and phone. He was shocked immediately, so his crime is double.

Why is she looking so nervous and uncomfortable on this dress she's wearing? I guess she's not used to this outfit.

She's on comfortable on the one below.

Men and Boys are really handsome, what is the need of appearing beautiful because of make up and camera editing that doesn't make you appear real, when you yourself know what you look like in real life. It's like wearing a mask on your face to disguise, if not for the name i wouldn't know this lady is Rachel Okonkwo.

I don't see reason why i should be kneeling down to ask a girl I'm dating and we've been intimate several times to marry me.

She's suppose to know we are going to marry soon, she should be the one pressurizing me indirectly, kneeling down is like I'm begging you to be my wife, hell No.

My style during a nice weekend together, after making a dish for you and giving you a great sex, i will tell you straight up, i want this to continue forever, will you be the mother of my kids and my dear wife?

If she say No, good, she can still be supplying me the good sex, why I'm looking for another woman to marry.


Not me kneeling down, and all this public display of marriage proposal na nonsense to me, maybe all this guys na theater arts guys.


In Conclusion...Everyone should do what makes them happy, what do i know? But that's my style i just stated up there.

Elock1:
meaning what?

Credit Card Cheque

Hope they added enough fuel that he will use to drive in the world of spirits?


I pity those that attended the burial, they will start seeing the man in there dream driving towards their direction.


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