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Celebrities › Re: 2Face Idibia To Sound Sultan: I Promise You Your Family Will Be Safe And Good by EXLOVER(m): 3:25pm On Jul 14, 2021
That's what real friends do, but Tubaba shouldn't have loud it so that the wife shouldn't see it as his responsibility. Cause even Blackface your nigga head still burn for the guy side, talkless of Sultan wife

Mrs Sultan should wait till 3 months after and start scouting for a new husband that will accept her and her 2kids, she's still a young woman. Sultan is in a better place right now, life goes on.


Sound Sultan of yesterday is gone, someone that used to post on IG, Chai this life is nothing but Eba.
Celebrities › Re: Tolani Baj Shows Cleavage In New Pictures by EXLOVER(m): 10:08am On Jul 14, 2021
With all this fine breast after you cum, she go just be like raw material on top your bed.

Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Celebrate Birth Of Their Triplets After 15 Years Of Waiting by EXLOVER(m): 6:43pm On Jul 13, 2021
I go shoot this period the result come be triplet, my smiles go be like cry for public o, for this kind Buhari bad economy
Politics › Re: NDLEA Busts Interstate Drug Cartels in 3 States, arrests 7 Drug Suspects by EXLOVER(m): 6:28pm On Jul 13, 2021
Drug cartel wey nor get better guns that one na cartel?
Career › Re: #nairalife: The Makeup Artist Staying Hopeful At ₦50k/month by EXLOVER(m): 10:14pm On Jul 12, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
I don't know why this is cracking me up. cheesy
Hope you're not the girl?
Career › Re: #nairalife: The Makeup Artist Staying Hopeful At ₦50k/month by EXLOVER(m): 9:30pm On Jul 12, 2021
I booked space but i don't know what to write.

A friend of mine that paid fee of 50k and bought make up kit of 120k for his girlfriend regretted everything because the girlfriend became a per time olosho and was using make up to cover up everything.
Education › Re: Poly Ede Lecturer Orders Final Year Students To Raise Their Hands (Photo) by EXLOVER(m): 8:37pm On Jul 12, 2021
See finish na dey cause this nonsense
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Consoling Sound Sultan's Wife, Farida Fasasi At His Burial by EXLOVER(m): 5:51pm On Jul 12, 2021
So Sound Sultan and TB Joshua are gone?


This life is nothing but Eba
Foreign Affairs › Re: Angry Ex-President Zuma Supporters Looted Shops, Set Buildings Ablaze by EXLOVER(m): 4:33pm On Jul 12, 2021
No difference between them and Buhari/APC supporters, all are just so dumb
Business › Re: Julius Eze Returns ₦2.5 Million Mistakenly Transferred To His Account by EXLOVER(m): 3:54pm On Jul 12, 2021
Hhhh
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Actress, Rita Dominic Celebrates 46th Birthday With Stunning Photos by EXLOVER(m): 3:22pm On Jul 12, 2021
Bbb
Family › Re: Man Slumps & Dies After DNA Test Showed He Is Not His Son's Biological Father by EXLOVER(m): 1:07pm On Jul 12, 2021
olurili:
i always said it,if nairaland was shut down for 48hours some people will sick,thanks for giving me first laugh of the week,happiness will not depart from you
Amen bro, and you too
Family › Re: Man Slumps & Dies After DNA Test Showed He Is Not His Son's Biological Father by EXLOVER(m): 12:37pm On Jul 12, 2021
If you notice the picture of the woman she's a serial cheat, the late husband is just her bank, someone else is doing the oiling. Men should be careful of the kind of women they end up with, don't marry because of beauty or sexiness.

Guys should be careful with any girl that have dated a yahooboy, those ones ashawo dey their DNA, they can sleep with anybody around you.

Guys should also be careful with those girls that has a broke loving ex, she left him to marry you because he's not ready yet, you will be happy that you're a winner, but behind you she's collecting his sweet broke Dickson steady, this things can lead to you fathering someone's child.


In Conclusion, you can take an olosho out of the street but you can't take the street out of olosho, my own be say, immediately my child is 3 months old i will start conducting my local DNA with my eyes directly, if the child doesn't have any of my features or doesn't look like any member of my family, straight to oyibo DNA. I can't be spending on one idiot sperm production.
Romance › Re: When She Is On Her Way To Your House by EXLOVER(m): 7:02pm On Jul 11, 2021
Richdee1:
Alomo dey work for extra?
alomo and onions, then brush your mouth wella after
Romance › Re: When She Is On Her Way To Your House by EXLOVER(m): 12:34pm On Jul 11, 2021
As a guy man cleaning of house is normal thing, if you're hairy down there, shave a little so it shouldn't be obvious, make some soup, if you're a smoker, some joint to make your eyes look very seductive (that will turn her on easily), make yourself very neat, brush your tooth.


After everything, just relax yourself and feel free at your home. The atmosphere should be sexualize, she's not your sister and you guys are not business associate, be ready to take off her sexy undies.

You should have banana, milk, hollandia, alomo bitters, tissue etc

Thank me later
Travel › Re: Petrol Tanker Run Into Army Day Students Returning From School, Crush Many To De by EXLOVER(m): 9:21pm On Jul 08, 2021
The rate at which this tanker drivers are taking drugs is too much, a woman lost 3 of kids on this. Today i saw a tanker driver making call while driving on this same express.

You just give a tanker to a person without proper knowledge of what he's handling, that's a suicide mission.

It's a tragic day in Warri, RIP to this kids
Romance › Re: 16-year-old Twin Sisters Impregnated By Same Boy In Cameroon (Photos) by EXLOVER(m): 9:04pm On Jul 08, 2021
The boy should go and do check up for STI/STD, i don't trust girls that uses public toilets.

The boy is a real baller, congrats for impregnating two twin.

We are trying our best to eradicate poverty, but poor Africans keep multiplying.
Crime › Re: Arrested While Repairing Operational Vehicle At Mechanic Workshop In Delta (Pic) by EXLOVER(m): 11:42pm On Jul 07, 2021
Tramadol and Refnol dey this one blood
Romance › Re: Am I Normal ?... Am Too Shy by EXLOVER(m): 3:36pm On Jul 07, 2021
Rg
Romance › Re: 4 Things That Could Trigger Breakup Amongst Couples by EXLOVER(m): 10:24am On Jul 07, 2021
POVERTY should top that list.

I lost $300 this morning, i just blocked 2 sweetgirls that keeps messaging my life.

Man wey nor get money na small thing dey vex am.
Sports › Re: Pogba & Ronaldinho Seen Vibing To Burna Boy's "On The Low" At Miami Night Club by EXLOVER(m): 1:28pm On Jul 06, 2021
Burna Boy is the greatest Nigeria artiste currently, forget those ones wey them dey hype, when it comes to music Burna Boy stands out, Lyrically, his voice his unique, his charisma, his passion. Burna Boy song hit deep into you either drunk, normal or high on weed. That's music for you, not all about hyping women, hyping yansh, hyping sex or Drugs
Health › Re: Young Lady Runs Mad In Enugu. Do You Know Her? (Video) by EXLOVER(m): 6:18pm On Jul 05, 2021
This one nor be yahooboys handwork, my instinct is telling me either she went to do juju to hurt someone or she went to do kayamata for a man and the thing backfired against, she's just facing the consequences.


But why is the commentator speaking Igbo and he's saying social media? We that are not igbo how are we going to understand?


May God heal her if she's innocent, but if she's not innocent, she should continue to enjoy her mad world, no peace for the wicked.
Sports › Re: How Sport Bet Ruined And Destroyed Me For 7 Years by EXLOVER(m): 12:05pm On Jul 05, 2021
I remember when i wanted to get a new phone, have already saved up to 54k and i saw one nice phone of 95k, i wanted to get that phone of 95k, i decided to use the 50k to play a sure game of 2odds that was how i lost the my 50k o, las las that remaining 4k i used it to drink beer and goat meat pepper soup, i was so depressed, sad, hopeless and sober that whole week.


You can't point 10 gamblers that are millionaires around you, that got their millions through gambling.
Music/Radio › Re: Is Olamide’s UY SCUTI Worth the Hype ? Album Review By Iamsynord by EXLOVER(m): 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2021
I will rate the album 4/10, Olamide is trying to change his tune, but his voice doesn't fit in, i only feel Rock in the whole album. Just my honest opinion.

The album is a low budget Made In Lagos, all the beats are just alike.
Christianity Etc › Re: Could My Father's Spirit Be Residing In Me? by EXLOVER(m): 7:01am On Jun 27, 2021
You're sounding like someone who is into drugs, i was thinking you came into this conclusion because you have access to your late dad's debit card without being told his password, all his favorite food became your favorite, all his girlfriends started falling for you, you started acting like him all of a sudden. Just because of the sir people are calling you, your father spirit is now inside you.


Just tell him to give you 3 sure draw if he's inside of you.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Female Soldier Before? by EXLOVER(op): 6:12pm On Jun 26, 2021
I don't care about whoever is eating her work, my fear is, if i cheat on her and she gets to find out, hope she won't use her military thugs to drill the hell out of me?

Philipmighty:
Date her bro they are very caring and loving, but just know that the toto know belong to only you alone, some ogas at the top have a share of the cockie as well
Bolaji26:
Don't come here leta saying she is cheating on u.. Dey are community hoes, dey jump from one soldier diick to another - civilian dickkk.
Travel › Re: Lady And Her Best Friend Die In Fatal Motor Accident In Abuja (Photos) by EXLOVER(m):
I used to be a rough driver, but one very day i was driving on an expressway road with high speed and i saw a pothole, i wanted to mannuver the pothole when the car started tilting from left to right with speed, the peeps inside with me started shouting Jesus, if not for my tight grip on the steering wheel and the weight of the car, only God know wetin for happen. Since then i became cautious of my driving, where am i hurrying to?


Young lads should be cautious of the way they drive, some are driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs and marijuana and they trying to be crazy because of the presence of a woman by their side. Some of all this cars na paper o.

Stop driving with a high tempo music, those music can control your speed more than yourself.


RIP to the dead.
Romance › Have You Ever Dated A Female Soldier Before? by EXLOVER(op): 12:19pm On Jun 26, 2021
I have been seeing this cute girl around my neighborhood of late, i do say Hi to her sometimes, just this week i noticed the girl is an army officer, she's among the group of soldiers that is lounging in my hood, please if you've dated a soldier before can you share your experience? This girl can't pass me by.
Crime › Re: Steward Arrested For Trying To Steal Wads Of Naira From A Guest's Car by EXLOVER(m): 5:48pm On Jun 25, 2021
Mumu boy, this is how most politicians started. If he had succeeded he will go and start spending money on girls, drugs and alcohol.
Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by EXLOVER(m): 1:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
As a self employed man, sometimes i sit and watch my capital go into the lagoon, i will start transferring my aggression to every fvcking person around me, when it turns out good, I'm always happy then i start putting smile on people's faces.

All i want is to be a millionaire and travel around the world with a sweet sexy bitch.
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by EXLOVER(m): 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
Hhh

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