₦airaland Forum

The boy should go and do check up for STI/STD, i don't trust girls that uses public toilets.

The boy is a real baller, congrats for impregnating two twin.

We are trying our best to eradicate poverty, but poor Africans keep multiplying.

Tramadol and Refnol dey this one blood

Rg

POVERTY should top that list.

I lost $300 this morning, i just blocked 2 sweetgirls that keeps messaging my life.

Man wey nor get money na small thing dey vex am.

Burna Boy is the greatest Nigeria artiste currently, forget those ones wey them dey hype, when it comes to music Burna Boy stands out, Lyrically, his voice his unique, his charisma, his passion. Burna Boy song hit deep into you either drunk, normal or high on weed. That's music for you, not all about hyping women, hyping yansh, hyping sex or Drugs

This one nor be yahooboys handwork, my instinct is telling me either she went to do juju to hurt someone or she went to do kayamata for a man and the thing backfired against, she's just facing the consequences.


But why is the commentator speaking Igbo and he's saying social media? We that are not igbo how are we going to understand?


May God heal her if she's innocent, but if she's not innocent, she should continue to enjoy her mad world, no peace for the wicked.

I remember when i wanted to get a new phone, have already saved up to 54k and i saw one nice phone of 95k, i wanted to get that phone of 95k, i decided to use the 50k to play a sure game of 2odds that was how i lost the my 50k o, las las that remaining 4k i used it to drink beer and goat meat pepper soup, i was so depressed, sad, hopeless and sober that whole week.


You can't point 10 gamblers that are millionaires around you, that got their millions through gambling.

I will rate the album 4/10, Olamide is trying to change his tune, but his voice doesn't fit in, i only feel Rock in the whole album. Just my honest opinion.

The album is a low budget Made In Lagos, all the beats are just alike.

You're sounding like someone who is into drugs, i was thinking you came into this conclusion because you have access to your late dad's debit card without being told his password, all his favorite food became your favorite, all his girlfriends started falling for you, you started acting like him all of a sudden. Just because of the sir people are calling you, your father spirit is now inside you.


Just tell him to give you 3 sure draw if he's inside of you.

I don't care about whoever is eating her work, my fear is, if i cheat on her and she gets to find out, hope she won't use her military thugs to drill the hell out of me?

Philipmighty:
Date her bro they are very caring and loving, but just know that the toto know belong to only you alone, some ogas at the top have a share of the cockie as well

Bolaji26:
Don't come here leta saying she is cheating on u.. Dey are community hoes, dey jump from one soldier diick to another - civilian dickkk.

I used to be a rough driver, but one very day i was driving on an expressway road with high speed and i saw a pothole, i wanted to mannuver the pothole when the car started tilting from left to right with speed, the peeps inside with me started shouting Jesus, if not for my tight grip on the steering wheel and the weight of the car, only God know wetin for happen. Since then i became cautious of my driving, where am i hurrying to?


Young lads should be cautious of the way they drive, some are driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs and marijuana and they trying to be crazy because of the presence of a woman by their side. Some of all this cars na paper o.

Stop driving with a high tempo music, those music can control your speed more than yourself.


RIP to the dead.

I have been seeing this cute girl around my neighborhood of late, i do say Hi to her sometimes, just this week i noticed the girl is an army officer, she's among the group of soldiers that is lounging in my hood, please if you've dated a soldier before can you share your experience? This girl can't pass me by.

Mumu boy, this is how most politicians started. If he had succeeded he will go and start spending money on girls, drugs and alcohol.

As a self employed man, sometimes i sit and watch my capital go into the lagoon, i will start transferring my aggression to every fvcking person around me, when it turns out good, I'm always happy then i start putting smile on people's faces.

All i want is to be a millionaire and travel around the world with a sweet sexy bitch.

Hhh

They will keep thiefing the country till they start borrowing from citizens.

I don't know the greed worrying Nigeria politicians, Nigéria would have been one of the best country in Africa and even competing with many European countries, if our President's, Governors, Senators and all those local chairmen's are doing their jobs.


The money is there, you can see how beautiful a place is if you invest in it.

Nigéria is not just a serious country, a road that was bad in Japan was fixed under 24hrs, cause they know the danger involve, I know that light have been bad for more than a month, someone might have eaten the budget for the job.



People here value their pockets more than lifes.

Watch as Musa go increase him price after this news, nor be say them seize he own o.

The school life nor easy abeg, but i know say if he see means to do masters abroad he go tear that T-shirt.

Drink a cold beer and a very hot goat meat pepper soup.

Or

Smoke a thick joint with a black bullet.

Or

Go find one girl wey you like wella, spend some good time with her.


In Conclusion, if any of this didn't work for you, bros resign from that job, you dor cast for office.

Soon this nonsense government will touch everyone, everyone will feel it.

If only i can see the pictures of Manbbqqrill and Simplyleo i will be okay, i have a gift for them both

Nigérians are really suffering, we provide majority of everything for ourselves.

Electricity (Generator)

Water (Pure Water, Well water)

Health care (Native medicine, Agbo, jedi jedi)

Security ( Vigilanty)

Our government are not actually working

Why do i have the feeling Netflix and Nairaland are now dating?

Netflix is indirectly telling her boyfriend Nairaland to take advantage of this twitter issue with Nigéria government to upgrade its site.

All the girls around wants to sleep with me, I'm building myself for now i don't need anything like sex.


They should all getat.

Didn't put a SL yet

Our Yahoo government go just drop billing format to USAID and UNICEF, Immediately them dor rush pay,

USAID and UNICEF should know in Nigeria, the citizens provide all this things for ourselves without any aid from government, the government even extort from her citizens, the worst of all we're now providing security for ourselves.

I don't know who is doing all this bombing and dropping of format for Nigéria but the person is good with it.

CSTRR:
I can't go to a woman's house and take cucumber from her fridge.

God forbid.

Even the women selling cucumber are suspects.
They or their children can just use the cucumber to masturbatee, clean off the vaginal fluid and drop it back into the market stock.

Guy you're making the matter even worst...

The name Nigéria is currently synonymous to bad news

Hope you dor collect award for phuck?

Why don't you kill their mother and adopt the kids, take care of them, name them, when they are old enough to the stage of getting married they will never forget the good things you did for them. Snakes Lives Matter.

Just thinking out loud