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crazymommy:
oga go and hustle so that you will stop having a savings that cannot buy five bags of rice.....

Still richer than you broke ass pained depressed bitch. Bitterness runs through your destiny. TB Joshua wey for deliver you is no more. I'm sorry for your generation

crazymommy:
e pain am.....

Nothing like that, you're the pained person here.

crazymommy:
The broke bitch that will feed you,feed your shadow and feed your generation....

Normal cruise, you broke depressed bitch, you even have time to be checking my old post and even making screenshot.


You're must be one old depressed shapeless crazy woman behind the keyboard.

The Right girl can be in the Wrong place at the Right time.

My college landlord was a gateman in one ashawo quarter, he got married to one of the ashawo at the quarters, they're happily married with 3kids for 15years now.

crazymommy:
Your mother,your grandmother, your sisters,your female cousins,your aunts,your grandmother...your wife,your girlfriend, your female friends and all your future female children are the BITCH and will forever remain one.....no one messes with me and go scot free since my seven years on this platform...maybe you should ask around...you won't be the first scape goat,you won't be the second and you won't be the last...bring it on.....eleribu..I take my own beyond online...I take it to offline too...bring it on...

You're nothing but a broke keyboard warrior, that's why you always spend your time in this forum typing rubbish always.

Broke bitch

crazymommy:
First of all who is your bro??secondly if that is how you interprete my comment then you need to study comprehension in English language......I did not remember saying you cannot make loss or profit...what I am saying is that a bitcoin price going down do not mean some people will not gain from it...learn to read and comprehend before replying me..thank you

Oya face your front bitch

crazymommy:
Ehen I talk am.....all this newbie with 2000naira deposit will not allow one to rest......ignorant people like you forget that some people do spot trading and will benefit from both bullish and bearish market depending on the kind of trade they made...but I guess people like you thought you can only buy and wait for the price to go higher and sell before you can make profit....you do not know that there are some kind of trades that makes it possible to sell and make profit and buy and still make the profit depending on the direction of the market...ignorance is a disease......incase you do not know what is called spot trading...let me quickly show you so that u have an idea...someone still posted something similar on the previous page......can you see the person made a sell order...and still made profit while the price was going down...I know you might be wondering what is happening..lol...all this newbie sef...

Bro this is not spot trading, this right here is FUTURE, you can make profit and lost from it, either you go LONG or go SHORT

englishmart:
I understand age is just a number, but all numbers are not equal still. The society tend to fix a standard for everything. Most guys will want to get married on or before they turn 30, but a couple of uncontrollable factors preclude that from happening.

What's your take concerning marrying at 35 for guys. Do you think it's a bit late?

If not for age difference between yourself and your kids, no time is late for marriage.

Before a man should go into marriage he should be financially ready, even if your woman love you, without money she will get tired at a point.

I'm ripe for marriage, but i don't see myself marrying right now, cause i can't use my preek to raise a family. My present savings can't even afford 5 bags of rice. But some people will marry with such amount of money.

This reminds me of the gay man that kidnapped and raped two robbers that came to rob him for 4 days.

Churchill be like : Oboy where you dey with the tramadol na? That girl wey i arrange dor dey my hotel now o, you know say i nor go fit waste 500k for just 40seconds

Bought mine 2010, i love it cause it's 0803, i do tell anyone I'm giving this number to write it in their heart, cause i will still be using it even though i become the president of America

She will cause badluck for the company that period.

If you want to go somewhere or do something important, never allow towtow water touch you or match towtow water pass. It's not a good sign

Edusouls:
Fake story with poorly scripted lies, why would she give u her atm to withdraw for her at first place? Bank no dey her work area? Infact you people should stop pasting fake interesting stories here to get traffic..

I just dey surprise how Nairaland people take believe this okoto. Very fake story base on imagination

That's what real friends do, but Tubaba shouldn't have loud it so that the wife shouldn't see it as his responsibility. Cause even Blackface your nigga head still burn for the guy side, talkless of Sultan wife

Mrs Sultan should wait till 3 months after and start scouting for a new husband that will accept her and her 2kids, she's still a young woman. Sultan is in a better place right now, life goes on.


Sound Sultan of yesterday is gone, someone that used to post on IG, Chai this life is nothing but Eba.

With all this fine breast after you cum, she go just be like raw material on top your bed.

I go shoot this period the result come be triplet, my smiles go be like cry for public o, for this kind Buhari bad economy

Drug cartel wey nor get better guns that one na cartel?

PrimadonnaO:
I don't know why this is cracking me up.

Hope you're not the girl?

I booked space but i don't know what to write.

A friend of mine that paid fee of 50k and bought make up kit of 120k for his girlfriend regretted everything because the girlfriend became a per time olosho and was using make up to cover up everything.

See finish na dey cause this nonsense

So Sound Sultan and TB Joshua are gone?


This life is nothing but Eba

No difference between them and Buhari/APC supporters, all are just so dumb

Hhhh

Bbb

olurili:
i always said it,if nairaland was shut down for 48hours some people will sick,thanks for giving me first laugh of the week,happiness will not depart from you

Amen bro, and you too

If you notice the picture of the woman she's a serial cheat, the late husband is just her bank, someone else is doing the oiling. Men should be careful of the kind of women they end up with, don't marry because of beauty or sexiness.

Guys should be careful with any girl that have dated a yahooboy, those ones ashawo dey their DNA, they can sleep with anybody around you.

Guys should also be careful with those girls that has a broke loving ex, she left him to marry you because he's not ready yet, you will be happy that you're a winner, but behind you she's collecting his sweet broke Dickson steady, this things can lead to you fathering someone's child.


In Conclusion, you can take an olosho out of the street but you can't take the street out of olosho, my own be say, immediately my child is 3 months old i will start conducting my local DNA with my eyes directly, if the child doesn't have any of my features or doesn't look like any member of my family, straight to oyibo DNA. I can't be spending on one idiot sperm production.

Richdee1:
Alomo dey work for extra?

alomo and onions, then brush your mouth wella after

As a guy man cleaning of house is normal thing, if you're hairy down there, shave a little so it shouldn't be obvious, make some soup, if you're a smoker, some joint to make your eyes look very seductive (that will turn her on easily), make yourself very neat, brush your tooth.


After everything, just relax yourself and feel free at your home. The atmosphere should be sexualize, she's not your sister and you guys are not business associate, be ready to take off her sexy undies.

You should have banana, milk, hollandia, alomo bitters, tissue etc

Thank me later

The rate at which this tanker drivers are taking drugs is too much, a woman lost 3 of kids on this. Today i saw a tanker driver making call while driving on this same express.

You just give a tanker to a person without proper knowledge of what he's handling, that's a suicide mission.

It's a tragic day in Warri, RIP to this kids