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PLEASE NAIRALANDERs I NEED YOUR HELP O

I'm writing a professional examination and the number 1 compulsory question which carries 60marks is very difficult for me to answer and the lecturer even ask us to use our phones to answer the question, but have search everywhere still not finding any answer. so i decided to drop the question here... the question is -

1) Name 10 achievement by the current Buhari's aadministration.

quote me if you hAVE the answer please

STFUareyouGod:
This is sad. You should have your ball sack roasted

bros abeg nor vex i off image before

mikron:
when ur moniker says EXLOVER, that means no present lover for u na

LOL... that was then

where is my girl? i need to service her tonight i cant wait to be a father

Dbanj should start campaigning for 2019 election now because politics is the way forward for all retired musician, e should stop owing debt upandown

Daboomb:
That is where all the FAT gets stored!

Small thread-mill exercise, they wont do yet they would be swallowing Beer, Fat meat and starch like food is running out.

#HeartAttack loading.....

Lol...

why is it that everybody am seeing on d picture have bighead, so if you dont have bighead they wont allow you to enta? where is Uduaghan come and see ur bigheaded colleagues o

Too many forces in Nigeria, yet the crime rate increase per second billing.

This is my story

Am

So Buhari is now competing with them i go dye and Basketmouth in comedy abi? Afici is realy a joke

Wetin concern us with Chika Ike wearing yellow outfit nah, she wan give us mtn card or make we drink lipton?

I just tire for dis Nigeria abeg if anybody wan go abroad make he let me know make i enta inside he bag i nor get visa.

Me : Hello pwetty
She : No reply
Me : How re you 2day?
She : No reply
Me : I'm Seun, you re?
She : No reply
Me : Do you know that Samson is dead?
She : Omg, so sory 2 hear which of the samson?
Me : Samson the lion killer
She : Mtchew
Me : you father so you dey receive my gud mesage since you nor wan reply with you bend nyash, nonsense.
5mins later she blocked me

US election is going to be a very nice movie script getting tough day by day. Yestaday was Donald Trump talking sh1t, 2day Clinton a rapist.
FFK will be a very good candidate in dis US election cause dat guy like dos kind things wella... For now US need sombody like Buhari

i think INEC should ban Trump dey guy is just causing political gbagadu in d US, How can he be doing yagayaga always? This is my opinion

Cathony:
Man, you need help!!!!

bro who yu dor epp?

craves:
no offence sha, but your last sentence tells you have a shallow reasoning.

okay

skywalker001:
oh u know...

my guy wetin be time for Nigeria? My Nigeria babe say make i call her by 8pm

skywalker001:
recession don dy affect ur brain understanding too ?

what is recession, is it the new disease in town?

If this babe give person handjob ur pr1ck go just get sour, because all carpenta hand dey strong like crocrodile back o,

make sense at least she dey independence.
But is a no for me how wil i be able to tell my friend that my wife or my gf is a carpenta,. Wetin do doctor, teacher or banker

Sometimes the way this UK people are thinking ehn is letting me hate them o, how can they say Nigeria should not play penalty, for what nah? So we should be playing only freekick abi, and the England boys wil be playing our boys rough anyhow inside the eighteen yard box. I'm just tired of this uk people, first they colonise us, na they want to colonise our football.

Petty thieves everywhere this recession period.
Yestaday what i saw at a provision store i went to buy something really surprised, a guy that also came to buy something was using his hand to pack beans to put inside his pocket, i just kept quiet because i also collect one tin of sardine codedly but i bought the bread with my money sha.

Guys pay so much to have sex with a lady because,,, the guy below me wil type another nonsense, and my oga at the top is still a virgin.

zeezahbee:
am sorry i never worked without SSN. i dont even know who to ask for such. sorry bro

my lap region is itching me, what kind of drug should i take to stop it?

Big fat lie Chinko Eko dor pass 23yrs, abi dem dey swalow fertilizer?

16 Reasons Why Tupac is Still Alive
found this interesting piece on facebook today and decided to share it with you all.

1. In the song "Life Goes On",
Tupac raps about his own
funeral.

2. The driver of the car in which
Tupac was riding, Suge Knight
(the executive producer of Death
Row Records), didn't show up
for questioning about the
shooting.

3. The video "I ain't Mad at Cha"
was released only a few days
after his death. "I ain't Mad at
Cha" is track 13 on the album All
Eyes On Me. The video shows
Tupac as an angel in heaven. In
the video, Tupac was shot after
leaving a theater with a friend,
which is very similar to how he
was shot in real life. Interestingly,
Tupac dies in his last video
released under the name
"Tupac". His new video "Toss It
Up" from the new album was
released under the name
"Makaveli".

4. The second video to be
released by the name Makaveli is
"To Live and Die in L.A." But how
could they shoot the second
video when he is "dead". Do you
really think the video was shot 4
months ago, back in August?
Think about it.

5. A shooting involving Snoop
Doggy Dogg occured close to the
release of his album Doggystyle.
The shooting made Snoop
appear more "real" and showed
his fans that he really was a
gangsta. The shooting gave him
respect because everyone that
bought his album believed what
he was talking about. Within one
week of its release, Doggystyle
went platnium. Snoop is signed
to the same label as Tupac which
is Death Row Records. In
December '96, Tupac's new
album went platinum.

6. In interviews prior to the
shooting, Tupac talked about
how he wanted to stop rapping
and being a gangsta and get out
of the limelight. What is the only
way Tupac could completly
escape the media spotlight
(Answer: if the public thought he
was dead.)

7. Press wasn't going to be
allowed at the funeral, but then
the funeral was cancelled for
unknown reasons.

8. Tupac always wore a
bulletproof vest, no matter where
he went. Why didn't he wear it to
a very public event like a Tyson
fight? (Because he wanted to
make it seem like he could be
shot.)

9. In most of his songs he talks
about being buried, so why was
he allegedly cremated the day
after he "died"? And since when
do they cremate someone the
day after death without an
autopsy? Furthermore, it is illegal
to bury someone who has been
murdered without an autopsy.

10. The new Tupac album
released on Nov. 5, and was
originally supposed to be an EP
of 6 songs, but was then
extended to a full length album
of 12 songs.

11. Tupac's alias is Makaveli.
Though the spelling is different,
Machiavelli was a 16th century
italian philosopher who
advocated the staging of one's
death in order to evade one's
enemies and gain power.

12. In Machiavelli's book
Discourses Upon the First Ten
Books of Titus Livy, in Book 2
Chapter XIII he says "a prince
who wishes to achieve great
things must learn to deceive".
This is Machiavelli's main idea
and is the connection
betweenTupac and the writings
of Machiavelli.

13. The title of the new album by
Makaveli (Tupac) is The 7 Day
Theory. He was shot on
September 7th; and survived on
the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th,
12th, and "died" the 13th. Hence
the title The 7 Day Theory.

14. Tupac's album All Eyes on Me
was released on Feb.13, 1996.
Tupac "died" on Sept.13, 1996. It
is quite a coincidence that the
two dates are exactly 7 months
apart.

15. Tupac officially died at 4:03
PM. 4+3 = 7 Also he "died" at an
age of 25 years. 2+5 = 7 It seems
as if seven is Tupac's number.

16. There is nothing in the new
album that says TUPAC RIP
1971-1996. Wouldn't it make
sense to include something like
that in the first album after his
"death"?

They should give that baby a thorough bath before he or she turn ELIEJAH O

The way Olamide head dey fat, is like he dor dey folow eat snake o.
Btw why e wear rainbout go london?

DancingSkeleton:
bros February to October na 7 months

How you sure?

Fairgodwin:
Is he really Kcee's younger brother, or older? Can someone who knows please answer me?

kcee is older than him in terms of age(birth) but Emoney is older when it comes to money and height... Hope say i dor answer your question?

Make them flex na their time be this.
Hustle hard,double your hustle, continue dey hustle, Dont give up on the hustle, cause you go surely bubble on day...

After many carryover with very low CGPA, the person still get first class.
Nigeria and ojoro be like 5 & 6. Man of the year or oldman of the year?

I hate seeing guywearing pant in public, its so irritating, some are even posing like gay men...NXT topic please