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Phones › Re: I Ordered For A Samsung Galaxy Phone On Slot.com.ng And Got The Phone Case by Exmarte: 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2016

Op,if no b because say na joke u dey do...I for talk say ur stupidity was annointed from heaven

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Check Out Mah Art Work by Exmarte: 4:45pm On Jul 28, 2016

You can do better than this,I believe

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Sign Boards You'll See Only In Nigeria by Exmarte: 2:39pm On Jul 28, 2016

Seems layooluwa don finally get job cheesy

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Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 2:25pm On Jul 28, 2016

As Professor Elujoba, OAU Acting Vice Chancellor chairs the first sitting of Professors, Obafemi Awolowo University Senate establishes August 3rd for resumption.

August 3rd- Freshers to enable them complete their registration and screening.

August 7th- Stallites to resume on this day.

August 8th- Lectures commence and if you love yourself, be around!

The session appears tight. We're running a deficit calendar.
Only public holidays would be observed as it appears there might be no break. Take this post as important as possible.

So Get your books and lace your boots!

Just in....

Education › Re: Renovation of toilets in OAU Hostel (Photos) by Exmarte: 1:54pm On Jul 28, 2016

With swift actions and "bone-faced" reaction to things,I won't be suprised if this Elujoba guy get craze for head. I'm waiting for the day he'll comman give "awo landlords" quit notice...make war start for hin tenure b dat cheesy

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do You See? by Exmarte: 8:13pm On Jul 27, 2016

This is amazing...simply brilliant,even tho its Xrated

Romance › Re: What Tribe Has The Most Gullible/easily Deceived Girls??? by Exmarte: 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2016

Just spotted another tribal bigot with a cockroach infested brain.

Op no mind me,na play I dey play...but seriously,even if u get a reasonable intention for this thread,the way you constructed the whole thing made you sound dumb,stupid and immature

Biko,d whole idea dey senseless sef

Op,abeg no vex o...just saying my mind

Education › Re: Elujoba Visits OAU All Hall Of Residence For Inspection (photos) by Exmarte: 3:47pm On Jul 27, 2016

I just hope say people wey dy shout hin name dey hail am no go later call am thief...only time will tell. Make e sha con do something to the triple war against rat,cockroach and bedbug wey me dey hia dy fight

Romance › Re: How Do You Slim Girls Feel? by Exmarte: 1:26pm On Jul 27, 2016

Dayummmmmmmmmmmm

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Guys So Weak by Exmarte: 10:11am On Jul 27, 2016

Another trash from another myopic monkey

Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do If You Are In This Position by Exmarte: 9:56am On Jul 27, 2016

Best option #1
If u choose 2 and you got beaten up instead nko? cheesy

3/4 you definitely getting urself in jail
abeg,walk away...nice and easy

Romance › Re: If You Had One Wish What Would It Be? Attach A Song To Your Wish by Exmarte: 9:46am On Jul 27, 2016

Wish I had control over time

Literature › Re: Diary Of A Condom by Exmarte: 6:24pm On Jul 26, 2016

Mrsexplorer...as for me,I wanna see more of the entries.

If this is all for real,I think you don't need to omit anything,since you wanna share,you should go ahead and share the whole thing.

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Romance › Re: What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? by Exmarte: 9:59pm On Jul 25, 2016

Seems I was like 12 then...with someone wayyyyy older

Layooluwa,comman confess here o

Literature › Re: Diary Of A Condom by Exmarte: 9:49pm On Jul 25, 2016

Damn,me likey

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Disclaimer : Not For campaign _______#teamfynestboi hang out joint by Exmarte: 10:08am On Jul 25, 2016

Abeg where polling booth dey?

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 9:56am On Jul 25, 2016

Johnnywhizeel:
Reports reaching us now confirms that the VC elect, professor Elujoba has officially been confirmed by the Presidency. He immediately pronounced a resumption date which is 7th of August for Freshmen to start moving back into their halls of residence. Registration will continue on Monday 8th of August and will be on for a week, while stalites are to return to halls of residence on the 14th of August and full academic work will kick off on the Monday, the 15th of August. When asked why the resumption would take another two weeks, he said and I quote 'the dates I'm giving are not confirmed yet, I'm going to meet with the appropriate bodies tomorrow to get something solid, we will need some time to put some mechanisms in place to make sure the session will be hitch free hence the two weeks'

By 'appropriate bodies' here we believe he is referring to the Senate.
For those who didn't know, Prof Elujoba the new acting VC of OAU flew to Abuja this morning from the alakia Ibadan airport and as this is going out we believe he is on his way back to Ibadan.

Hopefully they will have a Senate meeting truly tomorrow morning and we will get an update concerning resumption.

Apalando F.K
Chief Editor
OAU kososhi news agency

though the writeup is entirely fake,the dates might be right sha

Sports › Re: Free Football Betting Ebook Strategy That Helped Me Last Season by Exmarte: 1:05am On Jul 24, 2016

Exmarte@gmail.com

Celebrities › Re: Most Enpensive Bottles Of Waters [photos] by Exmarte: 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2016

"Water of life"

I swear na 4 rivers of living water these people dy package the water.

If person mistakenly drink dis kind water,just know say na ur future u don drink $60k?? God punish luxury

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 8:50am On Jul 22, 2016

kunlexze:
layo, this guy wan scam us ni ooo.

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 9:42pm On Jul 21, 2016

GeniusTutors:
seems you are the "iyalode" of this thread, ba?

blood of zachariah...this is more like "seems you're the ********* of this thread

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 12:20pm On Jul 21, 2016

*Breaking: Professor Elujoba Emerges OAU Acting Vice Chancellor*

http://www.oaupeeps.com/2016/07/breaking-professor-elujoba-emerges-oau.html

#OAUpeeps

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 12:18pm On Jul 21, 2016

Layooluwa:
oya explain, so I can understand

we need to place atleast a plate/calabash filled with propitations for d gods on over 70 T-junctions

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 12:05pm On Jul 21, 2016

Layooluwa:
Kunlexze, see something oh , na bride price we wan pay?. Sango is on Skype too?

you won't understand

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 11:54am On Jul 21, 2016

kunlexze:
oya say the remaining.

70 alligator pepper, 70 cowrie shells, 70 python tails, 70 lizard heads, 70 pieces of tomatoe, 70 litres of palm oil, 70 pieces of maggi, 7 bags of rice, 7 kegs of palm wine, 70 baskets of banana, 70 earthen wares for the food distribution tho na ceramics plate go make sense, and finally 5tb worth of data (we re meant to skype with sango all thru the sacrifice). Lobatan

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 8:34am On Jul 21, 2016

kunlexze:
30 cowries, 25 aligator pepper(atare), 15 agama lizard head, a calabash, 3 eggs and thats all just wait at the "orita meta" the baba is there. I'll join you two later

THIS LIST IS NOT COMPLETE!!!

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 7:32pm On Jul 20, 2016

Layooluwa:
hellooo to you too. Are you now ready to finish up the story you started?

choi,u no dey forget something ni?

#disappears into "thick" air#

Education › Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Exmarte: 7:08pm On Jul 20, 2016

Em,hello here

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