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I don't wanna doubt this but


Why do I find this difficult to believe? If the heart z in a backpack,there z meant to be more than 1 tube,right? And em,shey d heart no dy pump blood ni? Aint seeing nada in that tube

Btw,do you want brand new or used?

PHgirl:
Yes. I just have a problem with the battery life. Do you have 6+ hours? With the same specs.

a system with that kinda battery life is rare

Layooluwa:
you don't know ni?. Infact na the oil wey dem use fry akara sef

damn,I'd so love to know how that taste on ya lips



















I think I just sounded like a perv

Layooluwa:
oya continue, i want to see how this story will end

not saying anything again

Layooluwa:
na ororo dem dey use for your village arbi?

in my village na honey dem dy use...bt dis one wey I dy see na ororo...no lie

Layooluwa:
i know you are lying but continue

see now,I know u aint gonna believe me,I neva start to lie na

4gb ram
500gb hdd
4hrs battery life
Windows 8
Preferrably hp product



Are you gonna like that? Used or new?

Abeg mk una no stone me wit wetin I wan talk o. I dy chill on top my bedbug infested water bed in awo hotels and suites when I heard a voice saying....My son,my son,oya sleep,I wan show u something concerning resumption,d voice no talk d resumption finish b4 I start to dy snore...I dey fear to talk wetin happen next cos I sabi say some of u don hold stone and sticks already

Layoo...me like dat ur ororo-coated lips

Banky W - Mercy

Which of d 2 kids be Jesus abeg? So bros J don finally show 4 second time? When we wan unveil am 4 Emenike's house na?

kunlexze:
this one pass me oo, lemme consult the elders first to avoid stories that touches

ogogoro

kunlexze:
padi mi, one bottle of orijin for you.

I prefer *********

ponpin234:
nd he is the one dats goin to take d ballon d'or......#MessiTheBest

abi steal? Cos na wetin e like to dy do b dat...na u go give am d ballon d'or? Ogbeni gerrarahia...na Musa get am

Passy089:
Cousin

knew it!! Cousins could be crazy like that when you're too close. Bros,the evil spirit in me would tell you to shag her and make her realize what you guys just did is wrong (PushPlay...and then PushSTOP). But the real me would say,make her understand that it aint possible for anything sexual to happen between you two...but the careful about how you say things or she fit hate u forever.

But d evil sprit in me is saying that you should listen to the first advice

Nigga, e b like say u neva hear of the "serially loud, black African Head of household of sneezers"?

Bros...in English please? Shey na ur sister abi na cousin? If u no speak in plain language,how person wan take help u? We resemble Ifa 4 hia?

Better goan find conc Ori(Sheabutter) with correct coconut oil

Where z the fuckin head??

recently substituted my left ballz with a medium sized walnut and oh,the surgery was done in my grandpa's village

Leitner:
Na wa o.

People iyaff vex finish

#REopenOAU..............when una wan reopen am - Mi o wa le para mi. In English- I cannot now come and go and kill my sef

better go finish ur barbing lessons

ayaf turn pro-punter and executive data analyst for sportsbetting while waiting make oau resume...i don tire abeg #ReopenOAU

chisombenedicta:
Re-open OAU Biko

*modified*

Layooluwa,u no go carry ya people go do e-protest 4 twitter ba?

Every forces...against oau resumption anytime soon,oya die by fire...die die die walahi we go teyy 4 house

#WeWantToResume

I no even remember d part wey I dy again sef...3months no b beans na #ReopenOAU #WeWantToResume

hischoice:
PM me chief. I'm awed by your persistence.

done sir

Abeg who don see am download? When person spend over 24hrs on top one yeye survey

hischoice:
h t t p : / / goo . gl /jn9tbA
That's the link. Just take away the spaces.
It will land you on the download page.
Click on "download now" and follow the instructions.

I hope that helps.

I don spend over 10yrs on d survey nw nothing dey happen. Why don't I just give you my mail and you send it to me? Pls

Layooluwa:
So am free from your questions arbi?

not yet,block and room number? Bed number? just kidding,no more questions for now

Layooluwa:
oya dis time, look well well

seeeeeeen