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MasterJayJay:
Police is No 1 enemy of Nigeria. Terrorists in uniform.


Why not copy the license plate number of the car?

The bus driver was arrested they were heading to the station, on the way the driver started dragging steering wheel. Obviously the police officer was the one driving.....

What I am asking myself now how a human with functional brain would blame the police for the accident?
Your type are the reason for the moral degradation in our society.

whatisthetruth:
So minimum wage in Nigeria is N30,000.

Dollar to Naira is over N1000

So, people in a country that earn a minimum wage of under $30, should celebrate being able to fly to Dubai?

Once again, your souls are so wicked and your hearts are as dark as night.

Where is the connection between 30k and going to Dubai?
So because a man that earns 30k can't go to Dubai other who can afford a holiday in Dubai shouldn't be glad they can now go?
What do you do with that round thing on your head? I mean the one that has eyes, nose and ears, are you aware there is something inside it called a brain and it's main purpose to think, analyze issues and judge rationally?.
I know it may sound new to you but thinking is achievable,it's not rocket science, for one who hasn't used the brain for a long time you may have glitches here and there, but you will be fine with time.

rintileri:
take a look at this batpoop who still thinks Tinubu and Charlie boy are the same age just because Tinubu said so Bola Tinubu the Chicagi bag man is at least 80 years old you dunce. If you doubt me wait for the FBI files. By the time Nigerian youths are done with your Tinubu you will start seeing obidients in your dream

Lol they have shifted goal post.
It's no longer CSU documents it is now FBI files....
Wer you guy born or cultivated on a farm?

wrongnumber:
Authenticates or exposes forged certificate.

None of the sample original certificates and replacement certificates have any similarity with what Tinubu presented.

The first image is the original certificate sample in 1979 CSU claimed to have awarded and the second image is that of sample replacement certificates which Tinubu claimed to have submitted.

The third image is the cert Tinubu SUBMITTED to INEC.

You all can see that unlike the cert Tinubu submitted, replacement certificate CSU presented all has 1867 below the triangle logo.

And also none of the certificates had "with honours" included with the wordings of degree.

This was a clear forgery.

We can also see that Tinubu commited identity theft by stealing the identity of a late daughter of Abibat mogaji brother with name Bolatito Abike Tinubu.

The SSN231-06-0595 as seen on the transcript from south west college formally known as Richard Darley college matched the female name as written above but there was no match with the name Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

The female was also written as a US citizen but Tinubu was never and still no a citizen of America.

I believe CSU is in the know and they knew they were admitting a male who stole a female identity.

Result done come out, no fraud detected, but una no go gree. Same way the US said Tinubu doesn't have a criminal case with them but you people have decided that the US must create a criminal case for Tinubu even they don't have any case against him.....
Even a mad dog knows when to stop barking...
Obviously a mad dog knows better than obidients

franchasofficia:
In response to request number 3, CSU in an obvious attempt to COVER UP for Tinubu claimed he was issued a replacement certificate on June 27, 1997.

Well guess what?
The president of the University who purportedly signed the replacement certificate issued on June 27, 1997 is El Nora Daniel, a person who was appointed into office in 1998 and assumed office in 1998.

The person who was president of CSU as at 1997 when that replacement certificate was supposedly issued was Dr Dolores Evelyn Cross and it is her signature not El Nora Daniel’s signature that should have been on that replacement certificate if it is authentic!

Cool story bruh
Tell us another one.....

joyandfaith:
No bodies of accountants in Nigeria has recognised or honoured him.

Do you people just intentionally choose to be stoopeed of you have all sold your brains.
So a body of accountants has to honour people who study accounting related courses abroad for the degree to be valid?
So if I study computer science in UK a body of computer science must recognize and honor me before my degree becomes valid?
Obi that studied here in Nigeria which body of philosophers have honored him....
The brain is meant to be used.
Try as much as possible to use it from time to time cos the way you talk shows your brain is completely idle

LoL

What has his legal case got to do with the organised Labour going on strike.
I thought brain was used for thinking, has the function of a brain changed and nobody told me?
How is this even a thread.
Stupidity should actually be a crime....

money121:
You mean that man on bike with Bua cement is fake pictures
God will be with you

So as soon as we see the picture of a man with 3 bags of BUA cement it automatically means that you are telling the truth or that he bought the cement at 3500.
Where in that picture shows the price of the cement.
Na ignorance dey worry una....
No factory will sell even 50 bags to you.
Not to talk of 3 bags of cement.
And that price is only the factory price.
You don't know the wholesalers will male their money, or you think the cement will be transported for free.
Whatever it is you are smoking I can assure you that it is doing you alot of damage

Simex9:
Imagination wan Kee some people here. How many companies in Nigeria pays it's staffs upto 500k

Companies pay according to value.
You will be paid 2m if you are worth it.
500k na actually normal earnings. Drivers are taking home 120 to 150, so you.
The company I work for the chief driver takes home 200k other take 150k, they start with 120k for 6 months then move you up.
No dey reason like that.
Build value and you would be surprised what you would earn.

Jeboy:
Why can't you just understand that his calculation is average per month e.g if he spends 120k per year for online training average is 10k per month.

This month alone have done CSM online Training and Certification for 320 USD, I did PSPO 1 certification exam for 200 usd... How much is that in Naira? Figure it out.

Why are you guys hell bent on invalidating someone comment because it is something you can't relate with? Is 500k too much to earn when people in this same Nigeria earn over 5k usd per month.

Your attack will not even encourage people like me to post mine because in your head we are all earning less than 100k earners per month.

If you don't understand why not simply ask rather than concluding ignorantly.

LoL the only part you could defend is the "online skill learning" why didn't you defend the others I mentioned.
E.g. the health budget. I pointed out several areas.
PS some of us earn that much and more but we dont really depend on salary, no one earning 500k a month living well. How does he even budget 10k for electricity. How many unit 10k wan buy? Make una dey look that guy budget well na.
With 50k savings a month he is only gonna be able to save 600k a year.... Which is less than 10% of his annual income.
Una no wan give am better advise ba?

DonnyE:
I use I estimate of 60k. My child school is along my way to work to and fro. And my office is just 35 minutes away from home. Luckily I am always against traffic.

From Monday to Thursday I spent 2:30mins in traffic and I leave home by 10am or 11am in a bid to avoid traffic...
Moving against traffic is good luck in Lagos

Powersurge:
U dey mind am. 75k for fuel. That one na per week na

You self observe am ba
I bought full tank last Sunday 47k, I still bought full tank yesterday Friday evening 45k just to move from VGC to VI, that's two fill up in a week, the children car for school runs no dey inside ohh
Ahhh I wonder the car he drives ohhh, even if na corolla or Kia Picanto...75k a whole month doesn't add up

Birniwa:
For a family of four like myself, 500k looks good. Below is how I break it down, on monthly basis.

Food and other provisions - 100k
Rent - 30k
Domestic Water - 10k
Drinking Water - 15k
Electricity - 10k
School fees for two kids (after taking average as 1st term is always higher) - 45k
Car Fueling and Maintenance - 75k
Cooking Gas - 9.5k
Contributory, Gift and Charity - 30k
Clothing - 30k
Occasional Outing With Family - 15k
Medicals - 15k
Save for the rainy day - 50k
Online Skills Learning - 10k
Internet and cable subscriptions - 15k

My expenses on monthly basis are to the tune of N429,500

If you think this is too high, just know that every individual cuts their suit according to their size. Moreover, if this appears too little to barely cater for your monthly provisions, I pray one day I match this type of stability and beyond.

LOL this doesn't even make any sense.
Car fueling and maintenance 75k? I don't think you have a car....
occasional family outing 15k do you take your family to mama put?
Medical 15k? You work in a firm that pays 500k but they can't afford an HMO that covers you and your kids?
Ok let's say you company doesn't do HMO, how much does it cost to have a health insurance cover for you entire Family, this is just insane manh
Can someone actually learn a proper useful skill online for 10k?
And you learn a new skill every month?
You save 45k monthly for you two kids, a term is 3 months that's 135k, are you sure your kids are in a proper school? Cos I mean 67k per term wouldn't provide quality education.

Just my observation tho....

And sorry but with this your budget you may be slaving for the rest of your life and still retire poor.
You obviously don't have any plans for investment or starting up your own shit.....
Remember your rent will be increased and school fees will increase as the kids move up in their classes but your salary may not be increased for another 2 years.
I know companies that do salary review bianually, some companies mad....

PrinceOfLagos:
Online billionaire 😂

I never said I was a billionaire but thank you or having faith in me.
Tale note that only fools depend on salary in this time and age.
I can't even be friends with a young person who has other source of income than salary.
My rice farm may be a few hectares today but in a few years you would be served rice from my farm at your favorite restaurant

PrinceOfLagos:
It's either she's from a well to do home or she's a cunt to the Ogas at the top.

Her salary alone can't buy her Samsung fold and luxury wrist watch

My salary is less than half a million but I have 4 cars, properties in many parts of Ogun state and Lagos. I am 33 and I hope to retire at 50
How?
I trade forex, have a large rice plantation in Benue, large castor beans farm in Ogun, lease heavy equipments like crane etc...
I still resume work every day.
So yes it's very unreasonable of you and many netizens to judge a man's network by his salary.
A friend of mine almost never leaves his house, he works with CEOs of multinationals. He currently doesn't even have Nigerian clients, he drives an X7 his neighbors who think like you would also be asking stupid questions....
The world is bigger than you

illicit:
Bro

Read the chatgpt response that you posted again

They don't read, he asked the question in the first place because he felt a sitting president could get arrested...
When he found something that look similar to what he had in his head he just pushed it forward. He didn't read, understood and analyzed the response.
I don't know what people use brains for anymore, it was use for thinking but I guess the times have changed

A sitting president can not be arrested.
And you chatgpt is funny.
It's actually amazing how you people feel that the American law overides the Nigerian constitution.
It's the low self esteem that beats my imagination.
Most of the people pushing for this whole certificate issue actually don't even have a degree.
A degree holder asking this question should actually have the degree withdrawn.

KillahPriest:
will Niger allow Nigerian fighter jets in their airspace as it stands now (escort or not) ?

The escort jets goes with the presidential jet....
And no they will never shoot down even a commercial airline.
Shooting down the NAF001 automatically means Nigeria and ECOWAS will be decending on Niger with the kind of force they can never imagine. I bet you even Russia will withdraw their surport if they try that

Beremx:
you think this is about Air force One of the POTUS? You're being beclouded by watching too many Hollywood movies

You are actually the ignorant one here.
The NAF001 doesn't fly alone, it goes with an escort and a cargo, or do you think the NAF001 is the one that carries the president car?
There I always a cargo and also an escort.
The president is the commanda in chief the air force can't leave him unprotected in the air

Mustack:
Do the remit there dues

It's not even enough the government should also feed them, wash their cloths, bath them, you the dirty traders in Ladipo are the the only people paying tax in Lagos.
I think the government should also assign people to pack and wash their plates when they eat.....
Government should buy waste bag, idiot....
Government should also buy them tissue paper to wipe their butt because they are paying tax

Smithkafors:
Did you provide waste bags for the masses?…how efficient is your waste disposals ?.

Goverment should provide waste bags for them
That's not good enough, I think government should go and sweep their shops and also mop their shops for them.
Igbos will always look for excuse, As you no see any reasonable excuse see the rubbish you dey talk.. must you give excuses?
I think government should come wipe your ass each time you use the loo

Nwodosis:
The Bulabans at work! Closing markets that are generating daily revenue? You may think that you are punishing somebody but you are indirectly punishing yourself. Why not engage a body that will be clearing the refuse generated by the market while occupants of the market pay for it?

My sons are 9 years old they are twins they keep their rooms clean.
My last born is 5 he shares a room with his brother who is 7 they both keep thier room neat and organized.
Are you telling me that if children can keep their environment clean the government after creating lawma to dispose the refuse should still employ people to come and sweep their shops and keep their environment clean.
You mean the same market they make the money they brag about from they can't keep it clean?
LoL and Igbo man would find an excuse and play the victim card no matter how obviously stuuupeed he looks while doing it.

Curious346:
Is alomo or zazu bitters you're drinking ?
Haaaa... so you don't know since independence the Igbos have been holding the portfolios of "the honourable minister of industry".. who makes MAN? JUST dey play

Sorry for quoting you.
I didn't realize on time that I was talking to a ret*rd

SHIBAQUEEN:
Why are they not addressing the crumbling economy at this time rather than chasing clout all in the name of sanitizing FCT. He forgot that Okada riding is for the poor and now you’re taking away means of livelihood without provision for means, well all I know about Nigeria now is that “only the common man suffering the current situation .

I weep for my dear country!!!

And I pity president Tinubu and I hope he survive the trauma that will come after if truly he has a forged certificate!!!

That's why all over the world we have areas meant for the rich, if you can't afford it you move.
We can't have a messed up Federal Capital Territory because a poor man want to live there.
You love Kigali in Rwanda, do you see okada running up and down in that capital city?
Are they not poor people in Kigali?
Na so una go dey shift post to favor una distorted ideology....
Na same una go still insult government if the capital city dey messed up.

By the way how is it the responsibility of the minister of FCT to fix the economy or because the economy is down other sectors should shutdown

Curious346:
Fyi.

I think it's time to legalise gun fore the population.
Once you're above 30yrs and pass a psychiatric test , you should be entitled to an ak-47 or any other assault rifle within your budget .

A country that arms the bad guys and disarms the good innocent people is a terrorist state

Buying and selling of guns and rifles will greatly boost the economy and raise our GDP .


Just imagine what will happen if the entire Zamfara population is armed with ak-47.. the bandits would not exist .

Same applies to the Igbo bandits , . I trust my Igbo people . They will eliminate every single ipob ESN ungm idiot trying to disturb their peace

Your ignorance stinks.... do you know what GDP means?
Do you produce the guns you just mentioned in Nigeria?
How does importation increase GDP?
Why do you think we say the Igbos contribute almost nothing to GDP? The Igbos don't produce nothing they only import....
Importation is one of the killers of the Naira and it adds next to nothing to the GDP.
The D in GDP na domestic.
The Fishermen from Oron actually contribute more to the economy as many of them right now export crayfish thereby gaining FX. The Igbo importation type of business reduces FX.

wirinet:
How are embassies disrespecting US? By not immediately building their Abuja office as ordered by Wike?
If you say foreign embassies are disrespecting Nigerians with the way they treat us as shit when applying for visa, I will concur. If you say they are disrespecting us by not having at least once office in the East/Niger delta (barring security concerns), I will agree.
If you even say they are disrespecting us by charging exorbitant fees for visa and then not refunding unsuccessful visa applications, I will totally agree. But to say they are disrespecting is just because they are refusing to develop lands allocated to them as ordered by emperor wike, I think you have your priorities wrong.

Not as ordered by Wike but as the law says.
Wike is not acting outside the laws in the FCT.
I have my priorities right, you really should find out what the word "priorities" mean cos you just used it out of context.
By the way, Its cos you allow them to disregard your laws that they disrespect you when you go to apply for Visa.
By the way the topic was on the land allocation and I talked about disrespect based on that.
If the thread was about the many other issue you have mentioned then we can talk about those.
But expecting me to talk about Visa fees, not having offices in certain areas when the topic has nothing to do with that.
I will not join you in that dance of madness, I stick to the topic and talk about it.
I don't answer calculus questions on answer sheets meant for English Language.
You shouldn't do the same either

LikeAking:
Rip!

When will Naija stop all these ancient school things?

School prefects are perverts!!!

Give a child power and watch him become stupid…

Probably when you learn to read....

Bliss52:
You are saying one in every 4 family in Lagos own a car?

Is that feasible

Lagos demographics, you have toddlers without cars, teens without cars, extremely old who can't drive, disabled

1 in 22 is just fallasy

It's more like 1 in 500


I bet you don't even have a car

You are just a regard and no one should actually take you serious or should I just say you lack exposure.
Does your brain not tell you that one person can own more than a car or your level of poverty has blinded you to that reality?
I have 4 cars, 2 for myself, a corolla and an SUV, my babymama uses one and on takes the kids to and from school, the corolla is used as a standby car in one of my business place.
Do you know some people have up to 6 cars on The road daily?
Let's not talk about companies, schools with multiples school buses, many of those schools are owned by one person.
It's And empty head mindset to argue the number of cars in a city based on the population.....
I know person wer dey do cab business, he currently has 16 corollas on Lagos roads, and he is planning on expanding next year. That is one person an individual.
This airhead is talking about family and 1 car.

post=126021802:
The hospital should back their statements with a CCTV footage abeg......
Why did it take so long coming out


No mind dem.
Awon eyan DJ YK MULE

And you will be sounding woke.
Not knowing you are unlearned.
So everyone that dies in a hospital is reported to the police?
The ones that die at home una don report.
The re..tard is asking for cctv for clarification, has the people the took the young man to the hospital said otherwise?
So you know the hospital is only mandated to report patients with cases of gunshot wounds or matched and the likes.
Not a sick person...
What happen to thinking things through in this country, that's how fake news fly, on ass sits down creates and analogy in his head and begins to spread it to his fellow asses....