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UjSizzle: I ate my bread with toothpaste; lots of toothpaste


I'm doing good. Trust you are too

buhahahahaha that's real crazy lol.. Wat was u thinking?

Lmao, I dey ok.. I use to lick maclean toothpaste wen moma is trna brush my teeth then.. Na slap she dey tek put me for manual reset

Wow, I forgote.. I used to finish up our Glucose D I will lick up every gadem thing in container cos it's taste very sweet and cold.. Once nobody was home I was alone, I opened a fresh one and finish it up within 2hrs.. I couldnt go to school the next day..

UjSizzle: I have no idea. Didn't think anything I did hilarious; bet my folks didn't either, else no one would have taken a cane to my backside every now and then.

My shericoco how u dey?

MrCork: . U want me to send u a picture of London? ..serroisly?.. Bro u will be very surprised..we hav working traffic lights,cycle lane,parks,swimming pull,beaches,ice cream shops,nice cars,half cast females and light skin women.

...it would be too much for u..true story!

You're not in London.. You're somewhere in Aba

MrCork: ..bruv,am from London pekam....Nigerian time is not relevant...worldwide (no offense)

picture or you r lying!

phayvoursky: LOL. YOUR PROBLEM DON REACH TEN STOREYS

naa ur problem go reach dat level..

Dis man should be arrested asaply

WDF! SMH! Na so GEJ campaign every now and then for every TV station.. WTF! SMH! DAMN! BULLSHITT!

-Picking cigarette filters to learn how to smoke
-finishing mom's matchbox in learning how to smoke
-coming back home with a used cond0m all over my mouth blowing it up like a balloon (I received the beating of my life that day)

MrCork: .. ..hangon...did i jus waste ma precious London time to read this mondocafolik nonsense thread?

yes. But nigerian time

perry2020: .

sup

Story for the gods of music

Dis man is ill

Lindxy: Iwo lo mo

iwo nko

Lindxy: Buhahahahahaha,,, u no go kill me, abeg i am not kidnapped ojare

ehen now u r talking...

In fact, I will burn the house wey the kpali dey hidden.. Jux pay d money first

Lindxy: See me see palaba ooooo,,,, u wan kidnap me I dey sambisa

sambisa ke

R u one of d chibok girls? U r already kidnapped na, na to come rescue u b dat o... If u no see me in time, escape.

Ahh ahhh! Wat hapin... D guy ef up

nikkypearl: Write something you feel about just one nairalander..in 'few words'
it could be someone you have a crush on..

It could be someone that offended you through their posts in the past..

It could be some one you just cherish for what they post or whatever!

NOTE!!!for people like spacegoat who is crushing on 10girls ,u will have to pick just one of them! ..
Let the show begin!!!

hi

Lindxy: Lol,, dis 1 u are begging me,, Do i sound harsh??

lol no.. Jux incase ni. But where u dey na?

OP, why you effing up?! Don't you know they gon get more stricter when they see this!

Lindxy: Y u dey ask?Na everybodi dey live for lag?

no vex na cos u write am for ur profile

Its 1986, I'm in the first grade,
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario laid,
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy,
Believe me-Mario will get that ass so Bleep luigi,
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head,
He just wants sex - so forget the wedding bells,
Jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells.
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
Making his move to the end, where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
All this creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack.


Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back.

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink,
The Princess wont Bleep a little kid, I think.
So stay grown and attend to your own,
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone.

(Chorus 2x)
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy

Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess,
But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals,
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals.
I heard no body's yet run in the princess' oven,
And Mario always says, "Virgins, I love em"
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up,
And jump on the back of their shells til' I get one up.
I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit,
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess' tits.
I'm wanna beat it before any of my friends do,
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario's menu.
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag,
And say to myself, another castle's in the bag.
I hope Bowser's ready 'cause he's in for a ride,
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide.
The Princess is a freak even though she has class,
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly,
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me.
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile,
Standing next to the Princess, buck naked profile.
So that's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid,
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made.

(Chorus 2x)
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy

Ayatullah: Indeed he is so disrespectful to the Almighty God. That is why I say this man deserves a mental evaluation.

Yes.. But his blind followers will rain fire and brimstones of curse if you disagree wit em

Leetunechi:

guy u funny oh

i quess dat was his past..he don turn celeb nw

Yeah, he is big boy now..

Leetunechi: pardon


wetin be mckatty

na one police barracks name for lagos island.. Vector na barrack boy..

popobaba: literally stalking her...LOL. I'm not sure the OP gets the message.

I get it..

Leetunechi: haha

maybe for some minutes

all of dem dey smoke na

I knw d guy then for Mckathy, his not a gangsta..

So it's true what cramjones said.. They've taken over michika.. God abeg help the NA..

Leetunechi: weed

if dis guy smoke jux thiny of correct weed he go lose hin mind..