₦airaland Forum

arewafederation: This "village goat", your dusa don finish?

Give am water,I dey come mek arrange sumtin inside..

Sloan: A whole 500 MB? I disagree, it is more like 64 bytes, about enough to remember an 8 byte word + the other 56 to remember the basic instruction set and of course the usual propaganda tools of his lying trade!

That means he don use like 4,936.something store corrupt files... Damn men!

arewafederation: This guy is a clown

That guy you mean

bloodykiller: vulture like you

dis goat don wander come here again... U no go find grass go?

iluvnaija: Since he messed up using teleprompter, he never attempted it again, Obama learnt how to use teleprompter instead of ur oga at the top to keep learning he stopped and he read speeches like a toddler.

What a shame!

I don't think someone like Oga J can be able to learn anything.. His memory appears low and full.. Where people like Obama, Cameron etc have like 3gigabyte, our own Oga only has 500megabytes..

NwaNimo1: Because he's a puppet? Reading his 'puppet masters' script.

Castro / Chavez would speak 3/4 hours non stop with any script - Do you think they had p'puppet masters'?

Bros, dis puppet no even get class at all... Smartless..

faggins: LOL,village goats are too senseless,especially all these goats wey dey computer village..Lauqhing Japanitically..

very extra stubborn goats I tell you.. 2 detected, abeg bring me 2 thick ropes with I bag of dusa..

Nobleval: Shut up. Look at yourself. Bingo!

u dey celebrate ur mumuness abi

Nobleval: two janjaweedians discussing *quietly leaves*

You must be as sensless as a village goat for typing that shitt

Dat ooman na Jonathan's jesus christ o... He even use to have no shoes..

I need a thug girl, where they at?

Where my thug gurls at...

EdCure: Do i sound like one who is so dumb to think so

No you don't. I wish 70% of Nigeria think like dis, Naija woulda been good..

Cankerworms and parameceuims no go like dis news

EdCure: Simple: He has nothing in his head & he does not want to miss his lines. He obviously does not know what's on the scripts and he contribute no mental energy in their formation.

He is not called cleuless Jonathan for nothing.

Do you think this kind of person can lead this great nation to the promise land?

Promhize: Lol at thrown out

Even their lawyers are muslims

look at this idiott son of a bastard who're.. What's about them being Muslims..

I just finished watching Channel Tv news and they were showing Mr President giving speeches about insecurity in presence of some committee members I guess.. Oga just kept his head down although reading the manuscript.. I'm not happy at all, is it that Oga can not speak without reading every single word, commas and even full stops? Or is he shy? Even my younger brother (our last born) can cramp more than 5 lines when reading..

Is this man really worthy of a president?

Adelaide2: Hope For Nigeria with Akhimien Godfrey in Yola, Nigeria



Amaechi Have Killed Me - Former Gov Nyako.

Na so I dey Jeje as a PDP member, no Wahala,
B4 Jagaban of Lagos, used Judas Iscariot of Rivers, Chibuike Amaechi to Brainwash me.
All those APC Governors I visited with Amaechi when they have problems, none of them remembered me at this rough time.
I just suffer alone.
My own don finished. My whole 7 years Political career don finish.
Allah I Need your help. Amaechi have killed me. - Hope For Nigeria.


LIKE www.fb.com/hopefornigeria Page, if U have not done that already.

Your papa and that stupidd page, idiott!

hensben: pr.ck go just break if person wan straff this kind babes

u sure say dem get am por toto kuwa?

Sallychizzl3: Bro chillax.

The babe Don offend you b4?

Guy leave talk for tortoise na... If u like her enter her, no long ting

Odunharry: d guard eye dn clear nw

e never finish, wen dem carry him lock join BH bombers hin go knw say life na jeje..

Sallychizzl3: This guy funny!! I swear down.

You don experiment her moniker bah?

No be mata of being funny dude.. I don see thru the moniker, she nuh jx hug lee, she wowo join..

Odunharry: 2much higness no good

RIP to the dead

I came to party, dem girls is looking at me.. Who da........., I'm not......., a nigga came buzzing and asking me.. "What you wanna do, nigga?" (Party), 'what chu trna do, nigga?" (Party)! Na Noreaga be dat oh..

Chai! Dis guard fck up, you get .________________/\_
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//___// instead of you to tek do sumtin profitable na pesin pikin u go murd...

Sallychizzl3: Wea you see her pics

Baba, nawa for you o.

No dey do like ju man... If you see huglee moniker you no go knw?

GEJ - world acclaimed fool.... Lmao

His look alone defines foolishness and he never disappoint.. The guy no dey gree carry 2nd for foolishness.. I'm trying hard to beat him to it but I can't..

dytbabe: Lmao

Now I know why my manager acts cool when he sees me

As you hug lee rich? Na lie jor!

No wonder... Abu Shekau wants the World Cup for ransom.. Oya, Ozil and Gotze bring the trophy and collect your man..

Dis country don tyre me, I dey pack go Dubai

timmy2409: This is what I assume Jesus' rap moniker would be

Or Don Jeezy, if he was a naija artist

Has Jesus started rappin? I know of black Jesus, but white Jesus I don't know.. He woulda make more brain rapper than a man-god, you knw..

farano: Nairaland guys wetin dey hungry una no dey for market!

Na true o, dem no dey sell shits for market...