₦airaland Forum

holatin:
e just dey silent and dull, no light as usual

Airforce1:
Rokiatu's asss is bigger

hope4nigeria:
leave am,kidnerper go 1st welcome am, after pay ramsome,she go know what poorverty means,did sombody tell her our politician are comedians, we batle our life time to survive on our own,african form of racism is not colour, is black vs black(rich and poor) worst than white racism. Anyway, you are welcome! But don't outdate ur visa,you may need it as soon as posible.

Ishilove:
I just had a most interesting conversation with a friend. Let's call him 'Dada'. Dada is a bible believing Christian and he mentioned that he doesn't believe that Satan and Lucifer and one and the same spirit, but that is a topic for another day.

What prompted me to bring up this topic was Dada's opinion on a subject that has puzzled me for years because it is close to me heart and I will love to get the views of nairalanders. It is 'The Water Element'.

What is the Water Element? According to Dada, there are some people who are 'from the water', and that itself is not a bad thing. I have a very close pal who belongs to this class of people. She is the first born of her family. According to her, before she (my friend) was born, her mother had a dream, and in this dream, she was in front of a river. Someone dipped their hands inside the river and brought out a baby girl and gave it to her mother.

That same month, her mother conceived and gave birth to my friend 9mths later. Now my friend, who is in her 30s has had dreams where she sees herself in the water with a crown on her head. She has gone for deliverance session several times but these water thingy goes on casual leave, only to return after some months. She didn't ask to ''come from the water'', but finds herself in that situation.

In another illustration, I have sat down and interviewed a woman who claims she was born with a cowrie and a piece of thread in her hand. This lady is from the riverine area, and she has communes with water spirits as a result of the circumstances of her birth.

The Yoruba call this set of people 'awon omo omi', the water children.

Now, Dada says it isn't so bad being someone with the water element, but such a person should not let the influence of the water element become excessive because if it does, such a person will start 'misbehaving'.

These things are very real, and It's all rather confusing and I will like experienced nairalanders to shed more light on this phenomenon.

holatin:
afi Sunday

vjsmiles:
give that man a beer

DesChyko:
You see that thing?

holatin:
ogini

Expsbterror:
Abeg I need all your assistance and idea on what special thing to do or get for mummy before she comes back from church .

Got about 1hr 30mins count down.

Abeg front page.
Btw happy mother's day to all mums out there and all them future mums especially on NL.

Thank you

phayvoursky:
I SEE HOW MY COMMENT PAINS YOU. NO VEX. ON BEHALF OF GEJ AND THE ENTIRE SUPPORTERS OF PDP I OFFER YOU THIS COLD BOTTLE OF WATER.

DON'T HATE. IT'S SUNDAY

Setaje:

Setaje:
Hahahhahahaha. That picture is for people like u. Wetin u find go my profile....... Hahahahahahahhahahaha. "evil laugh". Ama visit u 3 a.m tonight.

M4gunners:
Ur Buhari claim to be poor, hw come her daughter is schooling in London? Abi na free education or na scholarship level? Buhari keep deceiving nigerians since 1983.

Setaje:
I think this is the right thing to do. We need to know everything about our public officials. This are children of thieves. We shouldn't celebrate them.

sammyj:
Clueless SHEPOPOTEMUS and her clueless husband.

GMB/PYO till GEJ asked each Oba's to refund 250 Thousand dollars !!!!!

IYANGBALI:
This Year 2015, President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic).

Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria.

Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has positively affected a lot of lives with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows.

This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"

12- * diaris God o...

13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.

Please support and honour Nigeria first lady

omaiyale:
Stop smoking

Zuria:
Form an association and endorse your candidate...I'm sure your association would boast of 50million Nigerians more highness to you, bro

tbaba1234:
Are you a dunce?

Sirniyeh:
KAI, this is too much on her. Repent, she is your mother. Afterall, she deserves to be honoured today which is MOTHER's DAY

holatin:
just dissapoint me for once by making sense.
just once

temitemi1:
Brother u don dey mad small small oooo