Family › Re: 10 Things Your Mother Never Told You… Warning! This Will Leave You In Tears! by experimentist: 11:43am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Oh Moma |
Politics › Freedom Of Weed by experimentist(op): 11:36am On Mar 15, 2015 |
I'm so seek and tired of smoking weed in a hidden.. Why would one have to hide to get high?  I hate rushing my joint, I like to take my time, twist my sh'it and light it up carefully without fear of getting busted by any crooked cop that probably even fires more blaze than I do... Na so I dey for ghetto one day dey kpef when some bombaclaat babylonians bust off the place.. As a big boy I didn't run I stand confidently with my flaming blaze in hand. "Hey! If you move I go fire you! The big-headed, black-lips, armed-robbery-looking cop yelled at me.. "Oga wetin happen na only smoke I dey smoke na, abi you wan tell me say you no dey smoke?" I asked the ugly-looking cop who looks exactly like Buju Banton with a very dark lips like someone that usually smoke a sack of weed a day.. He frowned and grabbed me by my belt. "Oga cool down na, oya make I settle you from here na?" I said to hi secretly as his colleagues are busy intimidating other innocent patriotic smokers.. "How much you get" he quickly asked.. "Na 2k o" I said putting my hand in my pocket. "If you no get 5k you go reach station, if I lock you maybe your wife go come bail you" the crooked police frankly replied. "Oga I no get wife o, na only me dey abeg, oya take 3k" I said as I brought out 3k and he codedly collected the cash and told me to move quickly before his colleague show up.. Na so I take waka oh! We need a FOW (Freedom Of Weed) to be passed into LAW.. WTF is our lawmakers doing in that chamber? Nothing! Just sitting there speaking heavy grammars.. Please electorates, vote who will fight for our right.. Don't vote for oppressors.. I hear that even the President smokes weed coded. My true weed lovers, please agitate for this thread to make front page.. We need to create awareness before this coming election.. Which party has the FOW bill in their manifesto? |
Politics › Re: Battle Of Kukawa, Nigerian Army, Civilian JTF Pound Boko Haram (video) by experimentist: 11:03am On Mar 15, 2015 |
tbaba1234: He is part of the CJTF How do you know? Are you boko haram member? |
Politics › Re: Chronicle Of APC Positions On Boko Haram Fight April 2013-date by experimentist: 10:49am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Hungry bird Bacarnista is back to work o! Die minute hustle! Bro if you like write a whole scripture of propaganda nothing will change Otuoke movement 2015  |
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari And Dolapo Osinbajo In Abuja Buying Suya (Photo) by experimentist: 10:43am On Mar 15, 2015 |
iamrealdeji: Behind every successful thief is a witch,behind every Jonathan is a piss  And behind any Baboon is a Sheepo  |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Rains Dollars On South-west Obas (each given $250,000 (N50m)) - Punch by experimentist: 9:31am On Mar 15, 2015 |
kolonigga: The March 28 presidential election has made some traditional rulers in the South-West geopolitical zone millions of naira richer, SUNDAY PUNCH has learnt.
Findings show that this change of fortunes was brought about by President Goodluck Jonathan’s quest for the support of the traditional rulers, and their subjects, for his re-election bid.
Jonathan, the Peoples Democratic Party candidate, has virtually relocated to the South-West since the Independent National Electoral Commission postponed the general election. The President has traversed the geopolitical zone holding series of meetings with traditional rulers, groups and individuals.
Analysts have said South-West voters might determine the outcome of the election. As a result, the All Progressives Congress and the PDP are making strenuous efforts to win the votes of the region.
SUNDAY PUNCH learnt that the President and his team doled out various amounts of money in dollars to monarchs during his recent visits to the region. It was, however, gathered that a few of the traditional rulers and chiefs turned down the money.
Competent sources disclosed to our correspondents that a handful of Obas received as high as $250,000 each, while the least paid were traditional rulers of small towns who were given $10,000 each.
Sources say the sum of money given to each traditional ruler was determined by a set of criteria which ranged from status and class — whether first-class, second-class, or mere traditional chief — to the popularity and perceived political clout of the monarch.
The traditional ruler of a prominent South-West ancient city which the President visited is said to have been given $250,000 (N50m) while other traditional chiefs were given $10, 000 (N2.2m).
A prominent Yoruba lawyer, who spoke to SUNDAY PUNCH in confidence, confirmed each of the paramount rulers received about $250,000 (about N50m). He, however, added that some of the senior Obas were expected to share the largesse with their subordinate Obas and chiefs.
He said, “We learnt that the Yoruba Obas in the highest category got $250,000, a part of which will go to the lower Obas. Ironically, a son of one of the prominent Obas is contesting on the platform of the opposition, APC. Interestingly, when the President visited the palace, the father dressed the son with the same attire as the others.”
On February 21, President Jonathan after inaugurating the Olorunsogo Power Plant 2, at Papalanto in Ewekoro Local Government Area of Ogun State, held a private meeting with some prominent traditional rulers in the state.
At the meeting were the Akarigbo of Remoland and Chairman of the Ogun State Traditional Council, Oba Michael Sonariwo; Alake and the Paramount ruler of Egbaland, Oba Adedotun Gbadebo; Olowu of Owu, Oba Adegboyega Dosunmu; Olu of Itori, Oba Fatai Akamo; Oniro of Iro, Oba Adebari; Olu of Owode-Egba, Oba Kolawole Sowemimo; and other traditional rulers, mostly from the Ogun Central Senatorial District. The Awujale and paramount ruler of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Adetona; and Olu of Ilaro, the paramount ruler of Yewaland, Oba Kehinde Olugbenle were absent.
President Jonathan returned to Ogun State on Thursday and paid a private visit to the Awujale in his palace at Ijebu Ode.
Also three weeks ago, the President was in Oyo State where he visited the Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi, and the Soun of Ogbomoso, Oba Oladunni Ajagungbade, separately in their respective palaces.
On March 7, the President visited the Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade in Ile-Ife, Osun State to seek the support of the monarch and his colleagues for his re-election.
Apart from the Ooni, the Orangun of Oke-Ile, Oba Adedokun Abolarin; the Owamiran of Esa Oke, Oba Oba Adeyemi Adeniran; the Olufi of Gbongan, Oba Adetoyese Oyeniyi; Alowa of Ilowa, Oba Bukola Ali; the Olojudo of Ido Osun, Oba Adeen Aderemi; and monarchs from the entire Ile-Ife region were at the palace to receive the President.
The President, thereafter, proceeded to Ilesa where he also met with the Owa Obokun of Ijesaland, Oba Adekunle Aromolaran, another paramount ruler. Traditional rulers from Ijesaland were also present at the Owa’s palace to receive the President.
In Ekiti State, a similar scenario played out. President Jonathan met Ekiti monarchs when he visited the state for the PDP campaign in January, it was learnt on Friday. About 50 traditional rulers were present at the meeting and the President took time to shake hands with all of them.
A source within the PDP told our correspondent that traditional rulers categorised as ‘mere traditional chiefs’ were given $10,000 each by the President’s aides. The monetary gift, it was gathered, was given to “appreciate the presence of the traditional rulers and solicit their support for the President’s re-election.”
Similarly, a source in the palace of a prominent traditional ruler in one of the South-West states said, “It is true that the President gave out money to the kings. But it was not a huge sum as speculated. Thus, the kings should not be seen as being bought over. Our kings are men of good standing in the public. Their consciences are not for sale and could not have been bought.”
The windfall from the President was not limited to traditional rulers alone as groups and individuals also benefitted hugely from it.
The groups, which included market women, students, professional and ethnic groups, SUNDAY PUNCH learnt, made between $5,000 and $100,000 in Lagos. All the groups that visited Jonathan at the State House, Marina, went home richer. The largesse however caused rancour among some of the groups as members accused their leaders of short-changing them.
A member of a popular Yoruba group that visited Jonathan in Lagos said his group received the sum of $50,000. Pleading anonymity, he said, “We were given $50,000 when we finished meeting the President but to my surprise, our leader gave me only $500. A lot of us are not happy with what he did.”
The Secretary, Board of Trustees, National Council of Traditional Rulers in Nigeria, Oba Adedapo Aderemi, however, told one of our correspondents on the telephone that he knew nothing about the President’s largesse.
Aderemi, who is the Olojudo of Ido Osun in Osun State, said the monarchs did not collect any bribe, neither were they offered.
He said, “I do not know anything about the bribe. The President invited us and we went to meet him. Jonathan is our son just like Buhari is our son. As the number one citizen of the country, Jonathan invited us and we honoured the invitation.
“There is none of us who is hungry. Obas in Nigeria are not hungry as far as I know.”
Similarly, the Chairman, Ekiti State Council of Traditional Rulers and the Onitaji of Itaji, Oba Adamo Babalola, said they (kings) did not receive money from Jonathan at any time.
He said, “I’m not aware. Nothing of such happened to my knowledge. If that happened, I was not part of it.”
In the same vein, the Ondo State Council of Traditional Rulers said it did not benefit from Jonathan’s cash gift.
A member of the council, the Olufon of Ifon, Oba Israel Adeusi, said the allegation was an effort to drag the traditional council into politics and tarnish its image.
“This kind of rumour should be stopped. We are not politicians and we should not be dragged into this kind of politics.
“You have a duty to stop this kind of rumours and protect the integrity of the traditional institution,” he said.
On his part, Oba Kayode Olisa, Oba Ajowa Akoko, said he was not at the meeting where President Jonathan met with the traditional rulers in the state.
According to him, he had travelled out of the state and was unable to meet the appointment.
Asked if anything was sent to him afterwards, he said, “I am not aware if anything was given; only those who attended will be able to confirm what happened.”
Efforts by SUNDAY PUNCH to get the Presidency’s reaction did not yield any positive result on Saturday, as calls made to the telephone line of the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, did not connect.
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-rains-dollars-on-south-west-obas/         |
Politics › Re: Poll: If Today Was Election Day, Who Would You Vote For? by experimentist: 9:28am On Mar 15, 2015 |
maestroferddi: No serious PDP person would lose sleep over this funny exercise.
Infact most PDP supporters like me hardly click "like" in a careless online poll like this one.
The PDP controls the grassroots. Even the class size of this poll is very small - about 1,500. Compare this with over 50 million voters expected to vote.
By the time we factor things like the demographics of people voting here and most importantly the issue multiple voting via alternate monikers/usernames, you would see that relying on the results here to celebrate will be akin to living in a fool's paradise.     |
Politics › Re: Poll: If Today Was Election Day, Who Would You Vote For? by experimentist: 9:26am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Results so farJonadaf't = 360 Buhari = 1330 And the winner is.... Sai Buhari  |
Agriculture › Re: Generating Electricity And Packaging Cooking Gas In Cylinders From Cow Waste. by experimentist: 12:38am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Make I come dey shi't everyday make them dey pay me na? I sh'it twice a day.. |
Politics › Re: My Husband Must Complete His Two Terms – Mrs. Jonathan by experimentist: 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
jaykaylegend: what did fayose teach you guys?? To disrespect someone old enough to be your grandfather!!  Tanoids have lost it all. They are confused and restless. That idiott you quoted forgot that he's master of disrespect to elderly people. His abuses to GMB knows no bound yet he opened his mouth and talk that shits. |
Politics › Re: My Husband Must Complete His Two Terms – Mrs. Jonathan by experimentist: 9:35pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Takes Journalists On North-East Tour by experimentist: 8:10am On Mar 14, 2015 |
He he, campaign after election  |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Discover Boko Haram Bomb Making Factory In Yobe (photos) by experimentist: 6:42am On Mar 14, 2015 |
stebell: Mumu. Child of anger and hate.
Buhari can never rule a united Nigeria. Get that into ur coconut head. Unam.
GEJ Rocks. Mumuer child of cluelessness and daft brain.. If Buhari rule make your papa come remove him.. |
Politics › Re: PDP Offers N200B For Tinubu To Accept Interim VP Slot. - Obinna by experimentist: 6:38am On Mar 14, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo +2 Of His Many Wives At University Of London 4 A Convocation(Pics by experimentist: 6:34am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Na who dey supply dis guy bleaching cream? |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Delegates, American Intelligence Chiefs Clash Over Election Shift by experimentist: 6:33am On Mar 14, 2015 |
who wins |
Politics › Re: Four Soldiers Die As Troops Uncover Yobe Bomb Factory by experimentist: 6:30am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Good morning |
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Hits Hard At GEJ On Twitter by experimentist: 6:26am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Rexxie: if u call someone God has taken to unimagined heights like gej a loser,then i must say u are doomed..and as u urself has spoken,u shall never get to such heights and such status in life..now check that usual old grumpus, pataki,above ^^  Hmm, it's not about getting to a certain level.. Is about how many people you bless, that's how you measure success.. Jonadaf't caused more harm than good to many Nigerians.. Bro. |
Forum Games › Re: Three Words You See In The Picture by experimentist: 6:23am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Love, Popularity and Money.... Call me Dangote  |
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Hits Hard At GEJ On Twitter by experimentist: 10:27pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Rexxie: go n die,loser...u never gonna be like him.... Nobody wants to be like a clueless failed losers |
TV/Movies › Re: How Many Of You Remembers The Drama That Featured This Character? Pic. by experimentist: 6:57pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Orunto: THE FIRST SHEKAU WAS ABU BARK AL BAGHDAD  too much SK ah bad fi di brain |
Crime › Re: I Was Shot By A Policeman Because Of #100 by experimentist: 4:47pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Mbu boys on rampage |
Politics › Re: MASSOB Shuts Down Enugu, Says Jega Must Go! by experimentist: 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Segeggs: They should make sure no election holds in southeast   if ahuwa show, dem go run helter skelter with their big flat heads.. Hope say the head no go heavy dem sha. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai, Buhari & Other APC Chieftains Laughing (Photo) by experimentist: 4:15pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ozoigbondu: He is happy that his visit and return from london has started bearing fruits his boko haram children alligance to isis finally sailed through.He is happy because ISIS might come and save his children from our millitary but God don catch am his children plus ISIS won't stop the soldiers from masscring them
Meanwhile GEJ till tinubu teeth turn white Very brainless. I got brains for hire. |
Politics › Re: Fashola, Amaechi,Others At An 'Evening For Nigeria With GMB+Osinbajo' In Lagos by experimentist: 11:10am On Mar 13, 2015 |
O boy see men wey no clueless.. |
Sports › Re: Okagbare Slams Jonathan’s Campaign Group Over Image Use by experimentist: 10:42am On Mar 13, 2015 |
barcanista: How can the government pay her coach for her? Who pays Mikel's Coach in Chelsea? Who pay the coaches of other athletes? That is her job! It is what is obtained everywhere... Who dey pay Stephen Keshi of Super Eagle's salary? Or is she running for a foreign club or a certain company.. Why are you pretending as if you don't know she runs for Nigeria and GEJ is responsible for her welfare and training and everything.. Barcanista dis no be you oh.. No be Barca wey I know I swear to God something is wrong somewhere.  |
Sports › Re: Okagbare Slams Jonathan’s Campaign Group Over Image Use by experimentist: 9:45am On Mar 13, 2015 |
barcanista: She never said Jonathan, she accused the Support Group of not seeking her permission. Yes. But she also said she paid her coach herself, her nutritionist, doctor and others.. Who's suppose to take care of these things pls? |
Education › Re: A School Inside A Container In Port-harcourt by experimentist: 8:37am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Ojisik: This is actually very creative,it just needs a little more "packaging ". Its sustainable and its also a form of recycling. Kudos to the school for not waiting till they had enough money to build a mansion. Rome wasn't built in a day.
NB: see two lovers in tge fourth pic one wearing white shirt and shorts, the other is in a cardigan. #eagleeye Actually it's the fifth pics.. Bad guys  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Warri Youths Protests Because 80% Hausa People Got Employed In PTI by experimentist: 8:29am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Demdem: The inglorious bastard that claim to be a leader but lead in the eating of a billion naira worth of food in a financial year in the midst of abject poverty. he is currently in charge of Aso rock but all hands are on deck to boot him out.  Good, I'm getting my boot ready to kick some clueless as* I just heard this morning that Blessing Okagbare is pissed off by the clueless govt for using her images to campaign for Jonadaf't  |
Sports › Re: Okagbare Slams Jonathan’s Campaign Group Over Image Use by experimentist: 8:23am On Mar 13, 2015 |
barcanista: e be like you no read the same article wey I read. Blessing never said she doesn't want to associate with the most able President Ebele Jonathan. She said she expected the Support group to get her permission first. In other words, she wants negotiation. e be like say your eyes blind when you read the article or you put soap for eye.. She said the crooked govt of Jonadaf't is doing nothing in sport and business. She pays for her coach, nutritionist, doctor etc.. Jonadaf't did nothing to support her career now he wants to use her achievements for his useless and clueless campaign.. Thief! |