₦airaland Forum

Lordabas:




See as d guy resemble imported turkey

chai! From where?

tellwisdom:
See paint wey dem suppose take paint house, na em this wan use paint mouth ...Ode

Amebo!

Ikpewe:
IF YOU SHOULD CALL HIM DAFT AND CLUELESS, WHAT WILL YOU CALL YOUR FATHER?

intelligent and handsome.. I guess ur dad is the opposite, huh?

Thunder wey go fire dis jonathan of a boy is still doing workout in hell!

Where's he goin wit dat shoes on

HugeCock:
bush man. Haven't you heard of a trench coat before. I bet d ppl you're callin will be so ashamed of you

omo I like d first brown one.. Hw much I fit order am na?

Can someone please translate it in French for me?

I schooled in Cotonou

Gosh

EvilSeeed:
[b]The Funniest one I saw was in Abuja:

One young guy came out the door of the embassy building into the waiting area just outside the building and started jumping and praising God like he just won the lottery.. na so people outside start to para o! They started attacking the guy o! Saying all sorts and calling him name and asking if he was the first to get a Visa.. One very vocal woman and her husband who were dressed in matching ankara outfit just wouldnt stop, they just kept saying things like; Na Visa to Heaven?!, Its not a big deal, see how he is embarassing Nigerians, this is why the would keep rejecting us as if America is heaven, blah blah..

Then comes their turn.. The Cousular guy just asks them 'Why are you applying for this Visa', they gave an answer and he just straight up denies them.. OMO!! See as the woman burst cry inside the embassy o!! She started crying, begging, telling the guy that they were well travellled, have been to Ukraine, malysia, etc.. Omo! As the Security guy approached them, she started calling the guy a racist, saying God would punish him, calling him wicked, e.t.c..


Omo!! I scatter laff for inside there wey be say all the Embassy people start to look me like say I dey mad..

even as I reach outside, the woman still dey cry o!! Omo! See the way wey I rush enter taxi loss fast, before that woman go stab me to death. [/b]

Crazy woman!

What is patience? I'm in france!

Firefire:



God Bless Nigeria!


Goodluck to the Americans

Amen

Philipmems:
Pres. Jonathan pictured this morning at the Presidential wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International airport on his way to Burkina Faso for crisis talk with other ECOWAS leaders. Isn't he a Charm

yeaah, but he's daft n clueless..

Tex42:
u'll have a lot to read come february 2015,unfortunately,the painful comments are gonna be coming from ur camp.

see dis tolotolo dey quote me sha.. *scanning! 1 TANdroid virus detected*

Where are the PDP rats n dogs..


I wanna be reading sorrowful and painful comments from them! Idiorts!

Before u knw now jona go change am for am

Eko on baje!

Vote for APC

Ok, time to vote...

1. Jennimma
2. Temigracie
3. Rozzay
4. Marthak
5. Angelamina
6. Annypie
7. Maureensylvia
8. Rokiatu

kingphilip:
please vote for JENNIMMA by typing
I VOTE FOR JENNIMMA

you be her campaign manager? Na my voters card I dey find sef

Mehn, kachisbarbie mehn... see babe na! God help me na!

@kingphilip, let me go thru her pics again to see if she deserves my vote.

NB: abeg who get kachisbarbie BBpin?

Who will I vote for? I franced in school o!

Please where's benue state located? We don't know for we schooled in france.

justhelp:
hahahaha thank God for another good news, i feel good to be progressive.

yes boss... It feels really good.. (Y)

JonadafTAN should also accept his failure and pull out of the 2015 race.

WTF! Vote out PDP! OMG! Dis is scary!

Break wetin?

All hail the Honourable Speaker noni

Barcanista, omenka, ibnsultan, berem, obiageli cramjones, egift n the rest NL progrssives, good orning o, e don set again oh!

saTANists, how market na?

Hehe, God bless etisalat

blizard44:
Aba boy ke'

I'm of Oba Erediauwa's kingdom - born, raised and bred there...

One thing is that I just don't support the myopic psyche of condemning and inferior-blending goods made in and around the Nation's territory. At least, not when the foriegn alternatives that are being touted are not in any way better than those which my localities offers.

oh yeah you sure right.. We should embrace our product but we need upgrade

Jonathan should lead the army to fight boko haram to their grave before general election