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PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!! Democrat David Ige Won The Governorship Election Of Hawaii by experimentist: 8:00am On Nov 05, 2014
It's ok
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Renamed Occupied Mobi Town by experimentist: 7:57am On Nov 05, 2014
Hmm
RomanceRe: I'm Such A Lucky Babe! See What My Boyfriend Bought For Me(pic) by experimentist: 7:55am On Nov 05, 2014
blizard44:
made in Aba? An what's the biggy?


If you're not silly, have uploaded the pics of the one you've for once fashioned.
grin

U be aba boy?
RomanceRe: I'm Such A Lucky Babe! See What My Boyfriend Bought For Me(pic) by experimentist: 7:53am On Nov 05, 2014
grin in rick ross's voice *versace, versace*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Liverpool : UCL (1 - 0 ) On 4th November 2014 by experimentist: 9:58pm On Nov 04, 2014
#Halamadrid cheesy










Experimentist

Signed
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Predicts 2015 Presidential Election by experimentist: 4:41pm On Nov 04, 2014
wisdom77:
Fellow Nigerians, time changes everything indeed. In 2011, I would have said worse things about General Muhammadu Buhari. In truth, I actually wrote Buhari off completely, not without cogent reasons that I considered valid and relevant at that time. The first was that Buhari was too old to lead us.

I was biased by the Obama Presidency and the emergence of David Cameron in Britain. I felt Buhari as a former dictator should be totally expunged from the race. I was also brainwashed by the relentless propaganda that he was a religious fundamentalist of the worst kind. If I was good in Fine Arts, I would have painted him in the lurid and monstrous image of Lucifer. That was how bad it was.

Trust me, I’m supposed to be one of the most liberal and tolerant human beings but it was just difficult for me to accept Buhari as a Presidential candidate at this time and age. I nearly clashed with my dear friend and brother, Simon Kolawole, after reading an article he had penned on Buhari and practically endorsing him at that time. I was so livid that I did not wait for Simon to get out of church before I started bombarding his lines with frenetic calls. When he eventually got back to me, and in his usual humble manner said “Egbon, I missed your calls, hope all is well?” I responded that all was not well as he had spoilt my appetite and breakfast that morning with his effusive praise of someone I considered a red-faced tyrant.

Simon was as cool as cucumber. He was incredibly blunt as he instantly confessed his unrepentant love, admiration and support for Buhari…

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So far, in all 2015 Opinion polls, Buhari is beating Jonathan mercilessly.

Without doubt, Buhari is a modern-day wonder. The story of his life is a stuff of thriller novels. In a country where money fixes most things and people, how did he manage to control the bodies and souls of his fanatical supporters? What is it that makes him such a dual personality that draws so many people to him while others withdraw as if to run away from a victim of Ebola? What can Buhari do or achieve at his age in this modern world where life itself has become computerised? I suffered from this interior monologue for a long time.

Some of my fears started evaporating one night in Abuja when I was invited over to meet him at the instance of Prince Lanrewaju Tejuoso, one of his godsons. I was dazed at the ease Prince Lanrewaju was able to get him to meet with me at such short notice. I was impressed that there were no intruders during our heart-to-heart talk. Perhaps, because he had no money to share, the usual parasites crawling all over the corridors of power were not in sight. He spoke calmly but firmly. He had this childlike innocence around him. It was difficult to imagine this man sitting across me could hurt a fly even as a soldier. There were no airs around him or chips on his shoulders. What you saw was what you got; take it or leave it. Many had confessed to similar reaction upon meeting him.

We took pictures together without much ado. And I actually found him more charismatic than my jaundiced eyes could have permitted. What I saw was that raw Fulani beauty and handsomeness. I and my aides left the place liking him a bit.

Of course the election came as usual and Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan trounced Buhari mercilessly. But most of us got so carried away that we failed to appreciate how well the man had performed against all odds. Here was a man without loads of cash. He didn’t have a preponderance of powerful Governors behind him. He could not mobilise so many billionaires to fund him. He lacked the power of incumbency. He could not secure the much needed coalition with ACN at the time. Many Christians saw him as Satan on earth. Many youths considered him too old. The super-rich saw him as the sword of Damocles dangling over them. All the odds were stacked up against him. Yet this poor man, as I like to describe him, recorded a whopping 12,214,853 votes while President Jonathan scored 22,495,187 votes.

Let’s break it down into simple Maths. Jonathan had a good spread scoring 25% or more in 31 States. Buhari managed to score 25% or more in 16 States and yet got a cumulative result of over 12 million votes. A good Mathematician should be able to help us here because I wish to show our President’s handlers that they will pay heavily for complacency if they assume and take it for granted that they can beat Buhari easily like PDP had always done in the past. Let me explain it further. A man who won the mandatory 25% in about half of the States secured by the President still went ahead to poll over half of what the President got. Now this is the trickery part.

Let me begin with the most obvious. Buhari had only 37.96% in Adamawa while Jonathan had 56%. The registered voters were 1,816,094 but the voter-turnout was a miserable 49.98%. With the way the country is right now, PDP would require a miracle to win Adamawa with a landslide. If Buhari secures the APC ticket, it is almost certain that he would clean up that State. And in case the voters turn out much bigger, it means that State can wipe off some of the deficits Buhari suffered in 2011. The two leading parties can still jerk up about one million extras which won’t be a bad idea even if PDP still gets 25% or more.

Let’s walk across to another interesting State, Bauchi where Buhari recorded 1,315,209 against Jonathan’s 258,404 despite the avuncular presence of PDP Governor, Yisa Yuguda. The registered voters here were 2,523,614 but only 1,610,094 voters chose to vote with nearly 1,000,000 voters hibernating somewhere. I hope you’re patient enough to follow this Maths lesson.

Benue would certainly be a major battle ground this time for the candidates because the State has over 1.3 million voters (out of a total registration of 2,390,884) buried somewhere for the strongest candidate to resurrect. Here ethnicity and religion would play critical roles more than ever before. It is presently a virtual PDP State with Jonathan polling 694,776 against Buhari’s 109,680 and ACN (Nuhu Ribadu) 223,007. Benue had always been a State of enlightened voters and it may swing in favour of a serious candidate.

Let’s keep moving and find somewhere to land in the troubled spot of Borno State. This is a treasure ground with 2,380,957 out of which more than half of the voters have absconded and vanished into thin air. In 2011, Buhari 909,763 against the President’s humble 207,075 votes. Now this State is under fire but is NOW largely controlled by the new alliance known as APC.

Let’s saunter across to Gombe where Buhari scored 459,898 against Jonathan’s 290,347 votes out of a total registration of 1,318,377. All the parties combined recorded 770,019 voters. The implication of this is that if this State decides to be generous, it may dash out about 548,358 votes. We are still moving and scavenging for the votes wherever they are hiding.

Let’s say some quick Hello to our Brother, Governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido, who couldn’t hold Buhari down despite his equally tall physique. Here Buhari polled 663,994 against Jonathan’s 419,252. Total votes cast came to 1,140,766 out of 2,013,974 total registrations. Do not say I told you, this State has some 873,208 unseen registered voters probably perambulating as we write. This journey is still long and arduous.

Kaduna is a major war zone for the candidates because of its peculiar characteristics. Buhari’s supremacy was hotly challenged as Jonathan polled 1,190,179 against Buhari’s 1,334,244 votes . Total votes cast were 2,569,963 out of 3,905,387 total registered voters. Now wait for the good news of the kingdom; this beautiful State has 1,335,424 voters that it can conjure whenever needed or ready.

If you think Kaduna was super, please, wait for the almighty Kano where no serious candidate can play silly pranks with the energetic and fearless Governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso. In 2011, Buhari massacred Jonathan with 1,624,543 against 440,666. The then Governor and Presidential candidate, Ibrahim Shekarau even scored more than the President with his 526,310 votes. The total votes cast came to 2,673,228 out of 5,027,297. In case your Maths is poor like mine, let’s find a calculator before the brains explode. Kano alone can conveniently and benevolently donate 2,354,069 potential voters out of the skies.

We finally arrive in Buhari’s homestead of Katsina where he expectedly polled 1,163,919 against Jonathan’s 428,392. It is either many Katsina people didn’t dig their own son, since prophets hardly get honoured at home, or Buhari just didn’t employ artful dodgers to manipulate the votes in his favour. In all, 1,639,532 voters performed their civic duty out of 3,126,898 registered voters. By fire, by force, Katsina on a good day can still conjure some 1,487,366 votes.

Please, permit me to fast forward to the State of the Sokoto Caliphate where a floodgate can still be opened. Strangely, Buhari pulled merely 540,769 shots against Jonathan’s 309,057. A total of 909,808 voters came out of 2,267,509 registered voters. No one is able to explain this anomalous situation to us properly but some 1,357,701 unseen voters may decide to show up in 2015. Please, bear with me, you must be getting tired but we need to do this together because of my over-confident friends in Abuja who must have had F9 in Mathematics like me.

Let me now give you the shock treatment and take you straight to the biggest theatres of war. I must warn that this not for the faint-hearted. Welcome to the heartbeat of Nigeria known as Lagos State where Jonathan polled 1,281,688 against Buhari’s 189,983 and Nuhu Ribadu’s 427,203. Wait for this, only 1,945,044 voters turned up out of 6,108,069 voters. In effect, Lagos can, in its true majesty, produce additional 4,163,025 out of its bag of magic.

I wish there was space to display all the figures but it won’t be possible. But let me continue with the random sampling. Many of the States won by Jonathan or PDP or both, depending on why you voted in 2011, are not so easily available at this time. Take Oyo for example under the control of APC beyond the next Presidential election may prove too tough to handle. Only 863,544 out of 2,572,140 voters appeared in public but we don’t know the whereabouts of 1,708,596 potential voters.

Ogun State is another interesting territory where 543,715 people voted out of 1,941,170 who registered to vote.

Meanwhile, the largest turnout of voters was recorded in areas controlled by Jonathan but let’s examine the figures. Abia has used up 1,188,333 out of 1,524,484; Akwa Ibom 1,232,395 out of 1,616,873; Anambra 1,157,239 out of 2,011,746; BAYELSA 506,693 out of 591,870; Cross River 726,341 out of 1,148,486; Delta 1,398,579 out of 2,032,191; Edo 621 out of 1,655,776; Ebonyi 502,890 out of 1,050,534; Ekiti 261,858 out of 764,726; Enugu 814,009 out of 1,303155; Imo 1,409,850 out of 1,687,293; Kwara 414,754 out of 1,152,361; Ondo 486,837 out of 1,616,091; Osun (lost by Jonathan) 512,714 out of 1,293,967; Rivers (the largest State in South South) 1,854,116 out of 2,429,231 and so and so on.

This should give you a fair representation of what is at stake in the 2015 election. Politics is not exactly Maths but it is still a game of numbers. Those who think an incumbent President cannot be defeated should wake up from their self-induced coma. The mood of the Nigerian nation is very similar to that which swept Obama into power. Lagos and Kano combined account for 11,135,366 registered voters out of a grand total of 73,528,040. Only 38,199,219 people voted in all the States. There are 35,328,821 floating somewhere. Most of them are comfortably resident in APC States.

My free advice to the Jonathan campaigner is simple; stop projecting our President as a sectional leader whose only qualification is where he comes from. Stop raining insults on Northerners and avoid maligning innocent Muslims. The religious card you wish and hope to play will never play out in favour of President Jonathan. You should concentrate on projecting the positive work and his Transformation Agenda. A President is the father of the nation. A lot of damage has been done by portraying him as a victim who’s derided by everyone except his own.

The President’s handlers should worry more about how the goodwill of 2011 got frittered away in such a jiffy. Above all, they should urgently search for competent Maths teachers.
Believe me, the figures are no longer adding up.”

Let's imagine that the final face off in the race for the place at the Aso Rock is today. Who would be the winner, in your opinion?

Muhammadu Buhari, APC (74%, 2,063 Votes)
Goodluck Jonathan, PDP (26%, 721 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,784
angry I almost e slap dis man for writing nonsensical propaganda lies about Buhari in 2011! huh E be like say hin eye don clear.. See hin big head! cry

Seun, knack dis one sef for front page, no fear!
PoliticsRe: Introducing The Youngest Officials In The PDP Government by experimentist: 4:19pm On Nov 04, 2014
gringringrin

































Abeg which club dem dey play ni? E be like bamanga tukur na gombe fc abi? cry
CelebritiesRe: Kanu Nwankwo Campaigns For Desmond Elliot (Photos) by experimentist: 2:14pm On Nov 04, 2014
nigerianvenom:
didnt u see kanu at alex otiti campaign in abia state?
is alex otiti not pdp aspirant?
didnt u also see kanu and okocha at ifeanyi uba's campaign? was ifeanyi uba not on the platform of labour party as at then?

say what u know and stop exposing senility
I dnt talk to saTANist!
CelebritiesRe: Kanu Nwankwo Campaigns For Desmond Elliot (Photos) by experimentist: 11:59am On Nov 04, 2014
dapsoneh:
Kanu shld av stopped plaiting his hair na
wetin concern you?

Seun knack dis ting for front page na, abi fear dey cash you ni? grin

I tot they say APC is an Islamic party, abi Kanu don turn to mallam alhaji Salisu Nwankwo ni? grin
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Remains Speaker Until Conclusion Of Substantive Suit - Court by experimentist: 11:51am On Nov 04, 2014
Clerverly:
SEUN, Obinoscopy are you guys disappointed? Sorry! However kindly move this to the front page!
gringringrin

Seun fit vex ban you till 2024 o... *logs out(all)*
PoliticsRe: List Of People That Have Demanded Boko Haram Amnesty by experimentist: 11:37am On Nov 04, 2014
babestella:
MORE.

He Is An Ethnic Bigot Who Thinks That Vendetta Is Fighting Corruption: After Buhari and his boys overthrew the govt of Shagari with the sole reason that the govt was highly corrupt, he locked up Dr. Alex Ekwueme – the then VP in Kirikiri maximum prison but left Shagari – the president and Head of govt in his mansion. Ekwueme was tried by the tribunal set-up by Buhari and the tribunal declared that he was even poorer than he was before he came into office. Yet, Buhari jailed him and allowed Shagari to relax in his mansion.

He gave Dede Sam Mbakwe 100-year jail term for stealing nothing and also went after his wife. Ambrose Ali was tried for an undeveloped plot of land and he was jailed for 75 years with heavy torture that led to blindness and later death. Jim Nwobodo and Lateef Jakande were jailed for 100 years for stealing nothing. Adekunle Ajasin was tried by a military tribunal and found innocent. Buhari ordered a fresh trial, he was found innocent again. Buhari changed the tribunal and tried him again. He was still found innocent. Buhari still jailed him. But, Buhari left his personal friend – Awwal Ibrahim – the then highly corrupt governor of Niger State who was arrested at Heathrow airport with £14 million. Awwal was never jailed. He was placed under house arrest in his mansion like Shagari for just two weeks and indeed released.

6. He Is A Coupist: Buhari has no moral ground to stand for an election in Nigeria because he’s a destroyer of democracy and can never benefit from it. He overthrew a duly elected govt and ruled illegitimately until he was kicked out. For those that claim he was invited, go read the recent interview by Chief Ebenezer Babatope on why Chief Solomon Lar was imprisoned by Buhari.

Source: http://pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/20-reasons-nigerians-rejected-buhari-since-2003/
saTANist, how market? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bill Gates Offers Young Thug $9,000,000 Cash To Stop Making Music by experimentist: 2:10pm On Nov 03, 2014
grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Beautiful Pictures Of The Sky (Taken In Nigeria) by experimentist: 10:29am On Nov 03, 2014
Tos87:
like you. Would like a meet.
u dey find sara poosy abi? huh
PoliticsRe: |a Gathering Of Nairaland Progressives| Tunde Ajani by experimentist: 10:25am On Nov 03, 2014
opiaoku:
I, Opiaoku IS A BASTARD SON OF A RABID DOG
grin
PoliticsRe: How Much Did Jonathan Pay For The Fake Ceasefire? by experimentist: 10:11am On Nov 03, 2014
Schooling in France won't allow me to know. But Jonathan is going home very soon.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana by 6:30PM. Your Prediction? by experimentist: 10:10am On Nov 03, 2014
10-6
CultureRe: THE TAROK PEOPLE'S Culture----best In Nigeria by experimentist: 9:59am On Nov 03, 2014
Cikoloko:
lol tarok is a tribe in plateau state
oh noW I dig
PoliticsRe: Fed Govt To Return Sanusi’s Passport, Seized Salaries by experimentist: 9:57am On Nov 03, 2014
RockMaxi:
Guy cool down why "experimenting" with your craze

No mind dat crazy rat boy
PoliticsRe: Fed Govt To Return Sanusi’s Passport, Seized Salaries by experimentist: 9:46am On Nov 03, 2014
Elose11:
And you are a pig!
you a goat!grin
PoliticsRe: Suffering Of Fela Kuti At Hands Of Obj & Buhari. Say No To Wicked Men Come 2015 by experimentist: 9:46am On Nov 03, 2014
Op u are a shege!
CultureRe: THE TAROK PEOPLE'S Culture----best In Nigeria by experimentist: 9:44am On Nov 03, 2014
What is tarok? I schooled in France so I wouldn't know
PoliticsRe: Fed Govt To Return Sanusi’s Passport, Seized Salaries by experimentist: 9:42am On Nov 03, 2014
Jonathan is a dog
PropertiesRe: Dangote Cement Now 1000 Naira Per Bag (Plus VAT) by experimentist: 9:39am On Nov 03, 2014
courage54:
If ur wife gives birth am sure u will still credit it to GEJ performance.
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains Of Egyptian Army From The Biblical Exod by experimentist: 9:33am On Nov 03, 2014
LordReed:
Don't you get it? The news is fake.
oh really? She shoulda added a fake pics na.. huh
PoliticsRe: |a Gathering Of Nairaland Progressives| Tunde Ajani by experimentist: 9:31am On Nov 03, 2014
Though I schooled in France, I will make sure I'm in Nigeria by January to vote clueless people out!
PoliticsRe: ... by experimentist: 9:29am On Nov 03, 2014
Signed
PoliticsRe: The Annoying Trend "I Schooled In France" by experimentist: 9:21am On Nov 03, 2014
spartoo:
Actually there is a place called chibok in france. That is where I met my gf.
When I said hello she was like



'le froiid est chaud cos Adonbilivit du allevure octoyan fitche abercrombie jo ma cum versace le coq sportif nincompoop je a lA comprende a guici uno eiffel'. And I was like

'U kno say money no b problem jo le rndezvous du rocha tu la derifererer a la differenc ga tu la gatula'




She was like
















Ok
grin

Crazy boyhuh
PoliticsRe: The Annoying Trend "I Schooled In France" by experimentist: 9:16am On Nov 03, 2014
Zakkyoz:
Though nairaland is a public forum, we ought to learn how to utilise space with high sense of decency and decorum. There was a point when virtually all nairalanders were 'GARRI' ADVOCATE. Then attention was shifted again to picture demanding with the phrase 'ADONBILIVIT'. Now the trend is 'I schooled in France' even when an important topic is under discussion. I hereby humbly suggest that whoever use this should be banned till after 2015 general elections.
e be like say dem ban dis guy for france embassy ni! huh
PoliticsRe: The North Must Stop Bombing Nigeria & Blaming Jonathan. - Prof Wole Soyinka by experimentist: 9:06am On Nov 03, 2014
wordcat:
We know that already, no need telling us grin grin
u be mumu I swear.. Of d highest order sef grin idiort!
PoliticsRe: Mass Defection! 6000 PDP Members Defect To APC In Edo State! by experimentist: 8:24am On Nov 03, 2014
richeso:
Anyone who defect from PDP to APC their sins are washed away and everything becomes new.. grin
yeah because the leaders in APC are different from those in PDP.

#APChange

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