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RomanceRe: My Hubby Is Emotionally Mean by expert101(m): 8:11am On Aug 01, 2014
Czechrep: Hi Nairalanders, my hubby is emotionally mean

We had an issue 2 days to my birthday, i apologised, but he ignored me, my birthday came, from beginning to end, he never uttered " Happy birthday"

You can imagine how i felt, people all over were calling me to wish me, but he didnt, even cancelled the dinner we were supposed to have, i feel so heart broken!!!

One would think i did something so atrocious , meanwhile i didnt,marriage is so difficult

dayuuummm !!!
[size=28pt]Talk to your husband. You both need to register with a marriage counselor that will advice you both.[/size]
BusinessRe: “nigerians Spend N1.8 Billion Daily On Sports Betting” – Analyst by expert101(m): 9:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
Where did they get that statistics from? And when did sport betting become a profitable means of building wealth!

Only a mediocre will use his last kobo to bet!
Car TalkRe: Innoson Motors Will Start Exporting Cars To West African Countries by expert101(m): 9:52pm On Jul 30, 2014
[size=28pt]Wow! I can't believe it. A Nigerian private company can build and soon start exporting cars.

Why is it that Government stuff don't work?E.g Railway, Airline, Refineries and Power Holdinghuh[/size]
RomanceRe: What Is The Biggest Amount You Have Given A Girl You Dated Or Flirted With? by expert101(m): 9:44pm On Jul 30, 2014
[size=24pt]Plenty Maga full Naija after they go say money no dey!

How many of you have paid your tithe or helped a less privilege or even a brother in need>>>[/size]
AutosRe: I Want To Buy This Car Please Advice Me by expert101(m): 10:22am On Jul 30, 2014
Go for it -The engine is very strong and reliable.

Do your servicing regularly and no probs. On another thought you need to budget money for fuel. Na full tank you go dey buy now not N1000 grin
FamilyRe: How Honest Should You Be About Your Past When Marrying Someone? by expert101(m): 9:37am On Jul 30, 2014
I did rather marry a girl who had an unwanted pregnancy, learn't her lesson and decided to move on with life than to marry a devilish pretender that has committed abortions claiming to be a saint.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by expert101(m): 9:28am On Jul 30, 2014
GAZZUZZ: I change at 60,000 miles
Thanks much!
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by expert101(m): 9:24am On Jul 30, 2014
lurvy: Hi GAZZUZZ and other car gurus in the house....

Please my 2003 corrolla has been giving me some issues lately...

Previously everything worked fine.. with a silent engine and steam usually coming out of the exhaust when the car is started in the morning..
Few weeks back, I started the car but heard some rattling noise from the engine compartment and then the engine oil light began blinking...

I checked the engine oil gauge, it was okay, I changed my oil about 4 weeks earlier with mobil xp 1000 synthetic.

I called my mechanic who now came and unscrewed the oil filter and then screwed it back, the rattling noise stopped and the engine oil light in the dashboard stopped blinking.
I then tried driving the car but as I was driving a little distance, the noise came back stronger and the engine oil light started blinking again, I managed to drive back home slowly with the noise.
My mechanic then changed my oil and fixed a new oil filter but the noise still persisted. He then told me that the noise could be coming from the timing belt, he requested I buy a new roller chain for the noise to stop.
He opened my engine and removed the timing belt ( roller chain with yellow marking) which came with the vehicle from US, thats the first time the engine has ever been opened.
He took N12,000 from me to buy a new roller chain ( this one had no yellow markings on it).
After fixing it; the rattling noise still persisted.
He then unscrewed the oil filter with the vehicle still on, and screwed it back; he said my oil pump is weak because he expected so much oil with pressure splashing on him in the process but that it wasnt the case as the oil that splashed on him wasnt with so much pressure.
He then took N10,000 from me to buy oil pump, saying it will solve the problem.
After fixing a brand new pump ( according to him), the noise came back stronger with the engine oil light constantly showing on the dashboard.
As it stands now; I'm tired and confused that my once sweet and smooth running car is now heading for the quagmire.
The mechanic seems to have run out of ideas.
I have advised him to put back the original timing belt (roller chain) and the oil pump which the vehicle came with when it arrived Nigeria as I dont think his prognosis so far is successful.

Note; This is the very first time the engine has been opened, and I think the timing belt is supposed to be set correctly after removing and installing it, I'm not sure if he has done this ( please correct me if i'm wrong).

Please kindly help me out to save my car as I'm at cross-roads now, I really dont know what to do again given the steps taken above.
Please run away from that mechanic before he kills you!. I experienced something like that when I changed my car engine Camry 1999. The reverse gear often makes noise when engaged. My advice is for you to make enquiries of a good mechanic and a gear expert that can diagnose the problem.
HealthRe: Ebola: Lagos Govt Identifies 59 Contacts With dead Liberian Victim by expert101(m): 8:41am On Jul 30, 2014
No Handshakes
No Hugging
No Sexual intercourse
No more eating bush meats
No more suya
Avoid contact with monkeys and animals

God Save Nigeria from Boko Haram and Ebola!
AutosRe: A Rav4 04 Mod & 2 Units of 07 camry hybrid push to start wit reverse cam & nav by expert101(m): 12:36am On Jul 30, 2014
Dude you are a joker!

A used Toyota RAV 4 in Nigeria for N1.2Millionhuh I can get same car in Cotonou for N1.5M -American Spec.

Toyota Camry 2007/2008- sells for N2.4Million in Lagos now.

Please review your price if you want to sell those cars!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Hey Entrepreneurs: You’re Thinking Too Much by expert101(m): 9:28pm On Jul 29, 2014
ayusco85: @OP. I ve been thinking too much too o. Been having this business idea I wanted to bring to fruition, but am finding it hard to make a decision concerning the little details. So I just decided to be a garri seller, like ma Alobam "Dbanj". Mine comes with some oda accessories that accompanies garri. Check out my business idea, I no try?
My Guy I like your business concept. Hit the street and start selling to traders, barrow pushers, drivers, laborers and passer-bys.

No need for too much start-up fee, No TV/Radio adverts and No Middle Man to battle you.

You sell directly to the consumers
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by expert101(m): 9:23pm On Jul 29, 2014
How often should Transmission Oil be changed?
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Boasts Of Ebola Cure! by expert101(m): 8:58pm On Jul 29, 2014
[size=28pt]No arguments! if truly the man said he can heal Ebola then he should be sent to Sierra Leone and Liberia to heal people there.[/size]
FamilyRe: How Honest Should You Be About Your Past When Marrying Someone? by expert101(m): 8:34am On Jul 29, 2014
maxism2: ladies, don't make d mistake of revealing every details of ur dirty past to ur fiancé to avoid " had I known".

Never tell ur fiancé how many abortions u had undergone in d past.

never tell ur fiancé that u had that little girl of about 7 years or so when u were in secondary school.

never tell a guy that any man that wanna marry u, ends up dying.

secret secret!!!!


women can keep secrets enhhhh!"""
You are a fool! You come here to advise people not to be honest when going in to marriage.

Ladies if you have a terrible past, repent now and tell your intending spouse about your past life that may show up.
HealthRe: Ebola: Lagos Govt Identifies 59 Contacts With dead Liberian Victim by expert101(m): 8:29am On Jul 29, 2014
[size=28pt]Lagos is very populated. You can imagine the type of havoc Ebola can cause if one victim enters a populated area like Oshodi or Molue.

Thank God Lagos State is on top of the matter.

No shaking of hands, no inter-course, no hugging...[/size]
FashionRe: The Dangers Of Wearing Fairly Used Underwears by expert101(m): 8:04am On Jul 29, 2014
born2fuck: Imagine nigeria babe holding Q10 and still ordering bend down and select of 200 naira
[size=15pt]Na condition make Crayfish bend. The phone na maga buy am![/size]
FashionRe: How Do I Get A Good Costmetologist In Lagos To Make A Good Tone Cream? by expert101(m):
HoneyB1: Bn aving isues with ma skin for ova some times now....av used all kind of skin care cream bt yet no good result, so a friend advised I shud get a cosmetology office, where I can make good cream bt I dnt know any in lagos....can any1 introdue me to one? sad
My friend just tell us you want to start bleaching which is not good for your skin.

A friend of mine from Ivory Coast that loves watching Africa Magic one day asked me why do Nigeria women love bleaching even when the cream is reacting and becoming obvious they still continue. I was dumb-folded.

Just leave your skin color the way it is, and use good moisturizer to avoid skin cancer. You will find a good man to love you.(Black/Yellow -you are beautiful)

I rest my case angry
FashionRe: The Dangers Of Wearing Fairly Used Underwears by expert101(m): 7:51am On Jul 29, 2014
Khalessi: I don't know why people buy second hand pants,new pants are cheaper if you can't afford designer buy seven colours of rainbow.
Brand new pants are cheaper! Tell them ooooo.


They want to wear designers korokoro pants!
CelebritiesRe: 4 Celebs Who Still Live With Their Parents by expert101(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26, 2014
miccheck58: Seun Osewa: The founder of Africa's biggest forum; nairaland still lives with his grandma in the remote village of "only God knows where"... That seem to be one of his biggest decision before nairaland.... Check Google for his picture... Thank
Dude you are funny. But on a serious note the guy makes money. If decides to start charging us per post. Many people will run away here. grin
PoliticsRe: Why I Believe Buhari Plotted And Executed The Bomb Attack On His Own Convoy by expert101(m): 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2014
[size=28pt]Buhari wants to be assassinated by desperate APC cabal members!

They want to bring out another person to challenge GEJ as he is the only obstacle that have been campaigning since 2003 and has refused to step aside. There is no theory bigger than this fact![/size]
AutosRe: **2008 Toyota Camry XLE** Inspired Autos Delivered!!! by expert101(m): 1:00pm On Jul 25, 2014
Enjoy your car man!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny Unity Bank ............... by expert101(m): 10:11am On Jul 25, 2014
[size=28pt]Funny employers...

Bank jobs sucks...[/size]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Company Is Transformation Ambassadors Of Nigeria? by expert101(m): 10:09am On Jul 25, 2014
[size=18pt]My friend it is not a company! A campaign group -am sure you don't watch TV that is why you are asking.

That mail must have been sent by scammers to you! Ignore it.[/size]
PoliticsRe: Uduaghan Commissions Swimming Pool In Warri by expert101(m): 7:18am On Jul 25, 2014
Shame on the short Governor. You are commissioning swimming pool, so what will local govt chairman commissionhuh Toilet...
SportsRe: NFF Move To Renew Keshi's Contract by expert101(m): 7:10am On Jul 25, 2014
jayseehe: I'm not talking about how far they went, it's how well they played(performance)
[size=18pt]You guys stay here and make noise. You think you can run round that field twice with collapsing! You all saw how big teams crashed out of the competition. Kseshi did well- it's step by step![/size]
RomanceRe: My Manhood Couldn't Allow Me To Marry by expert101(m): 11:27pm On Jul 24, 2014
Keep looking, you will find the right woman for yourself! Go for small and slim girls as they will fit you better.

Avoid girls that are whores as you can't satisfy them in bed.
BusinessRe: OLX Nigeria And So Much Scamming by expert101(m): 9:24pm On Jul 23, 2014
if you get scammed again on Olx then you are dumb!
AutosRe: Sold by expert101(m): 4:13pm On Jul 21, 2014
i Will drive Range soon but make I go make money come!

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