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iamoyindamola:
Gentle reminder

Tough reminder

Early morning gbas-gbos.

Don.j work on your chest, shoulder and arms.. D packs make sense.

iamoyindamola:
Na from the same place we come from you con they do like every house for ijebu na JuJu house.
Oga o

Am from Ijebu.

If you get mind, go and tell them to their face, that there is nothing like juju

iamoyindamola:

But you just confirmed it

I am serious.


Some money ritual, you will hear
- when having sex, the lady shouldn't stay on top
- dont eat crayfish, dont eat fish
- dnt give anybody in your family money.... etc

iamoyindamola:
I'm thinking of how to dig my grandfather grave to remove the stick.
I wan Rob bank
Expert17 hope I don't any sacrifice

Go rob am,

You go isolate for prison

Another Juju from arm robbers(northerners) .


Go to a Muslim burial ground, remove the stick usually inserted in the grave.

If you put that stick in front of any house/door, nobody will wake up, until you are done robbing them

raumdeuter:
Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month

If you can sacrifice your left leg.

it will be done

chic2pimp:
Loool....I don't doubt that.



So they went through years of madness only to become an also ran?

From 10k to 200M is enough

chic2pimp:
How many of these "MadMen" became the Richest Men in Abia?

Must you be the richest?

During my service

I discovered that the mad men roaming the street of Abia state is not normal,...

After serious research, i found out that most mad men in the state, is due to money ritual

The plan/subscription is " you will be mad for some years, after that you will be rich"

Most mad men in the state, are from neighboring states(Imo, Akwa-ibom, etc)

donjazet:
What does being away from Nigeria have to do with not believing in jazz?
You that is in Nigeria, why don't you provide a definitive forensic video analysis proving how yahoo plus works.

Am not in Nigeria, but i do visit.

Ram. don't know anything about jazz.

If you need details about Yahoo plus visit Lautech, Lead city etc

raumdeuter:
Yahoo plus ko, Yahoo BODMAS ni

You are far away from elders.

your last visit to Nigeria?

raumdeuter:
Yahoo plus ko, Yahoo BODMAS ni

You are far away from elders.

your last visit to nigeria?

raumdeuter:
This is how the change the shape and shift goalpost when its time to prove jazz

from this

to this

You dnt have any connection with CR7.

TiAd:
Stories? That's all?

What's special about Ijebu? Perhaps you can something new about Ijebuland that those of us from there don't know.

Have you heard of YAHOO PLUS??

can you explain

raumdeuter:
segedinho you can also help
My jazz specimen

Name : Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Mother's name: Maria Dolores dos Santos Aveiro

Picture:
https://www.essentiallysports.com/wp-content/uploads/Cristiano-Ronaldo-and-mother-Photo-Hello-Magazine.jpg

Ask: I want the man in the picture to run mad within the next 30 days that he will turn to dada, be eating from dustbin and running naked around the streets of Lokoja

Prize: 1million Naira

I am sure Ronaldo is somewhere on this earth, I just dont know the exact location

Get me Cr7 underwear

TiAd:
Lols. In your dreams.

If they take the matter to Ijebu.

Go to Lautech, and hear stories

raumdeuter:
I can get you the full name of Cristiano Ronaldo, His mothers full name and his picture, I want him to be crippled

Yoruba man like you, falling my hand.

airmark:
Just ignore him. I read and laughed at his ignorance or should i call it foolishness?

Lawyers revealed what they saw while working, he was asking for process of how voodoo works.

With just 10k, some people are ready to 'touch' him and he will start eating all the grasses at freedom park. Being an atheist will make it an easy job. By then, he will get sense by force.

10k is too much.

With 2k, once they know your full name, mother's name or your picture, they can do anything to you, as far you are on this earth.

Excuses full here

hypothyroidism kor hypertension ni

Herbiedeen:
So Messi play(s)(ed) with inferior or average players in Argentina abi??

R9 played with better players both at club and country...

Stop comparing a player who cant take care of himself with Messi.

patrickmuf:
Objectivity is lost in most arguments here. Ronaldo De Lima is the one player along with Maradona I think can stand toe-to-toe with Messi if the conversation was about dribbling alone and dribbling at speed.

Ronaldo was a very good goal scorer but Messi has proven to be much better. I won't buy the excuse of injuries, for De Lima to maintain his level of performance, he needed to keep shape which he didn't. You can depend on pace and not look after your body, at top speed, the slightest twist can see you sidelined for months and that's where I respect Messi and CR7.

Messi is better than De Lima at scoring and passing and play making. I will say they tie at dribbling.

Even CR7 who is renowned for scoring isn't better than Messi when you check their respective goal per game ratio.

Messi can go toe-to-toe with Lewandowski and CR7 in terms of goal scoring and 8 out of 10 times, come out tops.

Messi can go toe-to-toe with Hazard and Neymar when it comes to dribbling and still come out tops. What is more remarkable is that his dribbles is/are purposeful and not just for the sake of it.

In passing, he is right up there with De Bruyne. After retirement, I believe we will begin to acknowledge the rare privilege we had watching him play.

God bless you.

Coutinho14:
Messi don suffer no cap, niggas downplaying his abilities just so they can promote R9.Even Henry killed epl in his prime but for some reasons Messi can't, we will soon start Slandering R9 if y'all don't respect yourselves here.

Serious matter.

Saying Messi will struggle in EPL, .

Suarez, Coutinho, Song, Fabregas didn't struggle

A striker with pot-belly will lack the ability to jump dangerous tackles.

Injury is part of the game, we don't want stories.

R9 played with better players at both club and country.

randomperson:
It's ignorant to say Messi played as a poacher in 2012...

He sometimes played as a 9 but he mostly played as a false 9 dropping into he space between midfield and defense of the opposition

Occasionally he even played off Sanchez that Guardiola mostly deployed as a 9. For example against Chelsea in the second leg, Sanchez was the No 9 while Messi played in the hole behind him

Check his assists from midfield that season and come back and tell me he was a poacher...

As if, it's easy to score goals at Barcelona, ask him how many goals his club legend Henry, scored there. As if Delima didn't play with great players.

If you ask them to compare Messi and De lima using their figures and awards, you will be hearing "would have" "should be " "kanipe" "if", as if that's our business.

If you think it's easy to stay fit, why can't De lima stay fit by following routines, taking care of his weight gain problem, he is not disciplined enough......... De lima scored 83 goals in 5 seasons at Real Madrid, Messi beat that figure in just a year.

Messi --73 goals - 28 assists.

It's funny, when you try to downplay messi's achievements.... Thiery henry scored Just 49 in 3 years ( all competition) @ Barcelona

timbros:
Keep two, bin one...

Bin kaka

IKON360:
Exactly, even Pep's Barcelona, Xavi CM always had more passes than Busquets the DM. Not all DMs are passers. Kante and Matic under Conte, Matic played deeper than Kante but Kante had more interceptions and general defensive stats, so it depends on the system.
Thank you

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