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why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??
because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and
started dancing.
What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers
ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15
times?
Worstcase of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks Bleep monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said,
"God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger!
You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck
full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us |
1 nigger gone, a billion more to go |
Africa is shit |
Almost 90 percent of blacks, are mentally deranged |
Ryabcool:c'mon primate think of other things other than sex and dick size |
khiaa:Simian STFU |
The simian tattoo doesn't even look like WizKid critter |
black people only care about sex, 30iq niggers |
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According to one Mr razak who was duped by a warri boy https://www.nairaland.com/4099285/scammers-new-tactics-pic He made mistake of not catching this scammer quickly by just simply checking the likes on his profile pictures, checking the group and personalities he follows and like in his Facebook page. imagine Roy Reynold from London liking and following klint the drunk, his real name is Ruth onotafe
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The scammer open the Facebook account as Ruth onotafe before changing it to Roy Reynolds this razak no fit get sense for life |
Shame |
Chinese authorities are ordering Muslims in the country to hand over their prayer mats and copies of the Quran or else face punishment, it has been reported. Officials in Xinjiang province have warned members of the Uyghur ethnic minority they must surrender religious items on pain of "harsh punishments", according to an exile leader. "We received a notification saying that every single ethnic Uyghur must hand in any Islam-related items from their own home, including Qurans, prayers and anything else bearing the symbols of religion," Dilxat Raxit, of the exile World Uyghur Congress, told Radio Free Asia (RFA), which is operated by the US government. The directive also applies to ethnic Kazakh and Kyrgyz Muslims, RFA said. It was reportedly announced via the WeChat social network. In its update on China in 2016 and 2017, Amnesty International said the communist Beijing government "continued to violate the right to freedom of religion, and crack down on all unauthorised religious gatherings" in the region, and to detain Uyghur writers. http://explorerzs..com/2017/09/muslims-in-china-say-they-are-being.html#more |
The drawing of Ronaldo by Al mutinu without painting
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Afonjas the bloodsuckers |
Twin bombers have blasted and injured five civilians in a failed attempt to cause major havoc in Maiduguri on Friday evening, rescue workers have said. Two female bombers stormed Muna Garage Motor Park at 06:23 pm in Maiduguri, and blew themselves up, injuring five others. "It's late now, we shall go there tomorrow morning but five people were injured, and they have been taken to State Specialist Hospital for treatment, a rescue worker told Sahara Reporters Muna Garage Area has suffered a series of suicide attacks in the recent times. http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/two-bombers-dead-five-injured-in.html?m=1 |
abbeyty:Enough with this silly talk I Dont know how the condition in Nigeria is but I know you are really having a hard time in it. Tschüss neger I got business to do |
abbeyty:this shows you an incapacitated bastard for you to call me a boy not knowing whether am a boy or girl, your ignorance is killing me dumb sheboon afonja |
begwong:ya ma niggi |
abbeyty:From your latest post it seems your family really had a tough time with your toothless father, I can bet that was why your mother abandoned you guys with him |
Luckily Turkey is 97 - 98 percent Muslim today |
abbeyty:A round of applause for your self decrepit teeth inspector, am sure you inherited the work from your father |
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The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) has said that their sustained strategic intervention in the efficient supply and distribution petroleum products, has led to a significant reduction in the prices of premium motor spirit (PMS), also known as petrol, and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG), also known as cooking gas, nationwide. Spokesman of the corporation, Ndu Ughamadu, in a statement on Sunday, said a national survey by oil and gas forum, NNPC’s weekly TV programme, indicated that in the last few weeks, the price of petrol has fallen steadily from N145 per litre to between N142 and N143 per litre in some stations across the country. Trade Currency Pairs Follow the technical data and trade EUR/USD Learn More According to him, NNPC mega and affiliate stations across the country are selling for N143 per litre, while the pump price range is between N142 and N145 per litre in some major and independent marketers in Lagos, Abuja, Sokoto, Enugu, Delta and other major cities. “One of the respondents in the survey and a manager at an independent fuel retail station in Abuja, Mohammed Abdullahi, said the station currently sells petrol at N142 per litre in line with the prevailing market situation in order to sustain the turnover of the business and to attract more motorists to the station,” the statement read. “Another independent marketer in Mosimi, Emeka Ikechukwu, said the going ex-depot prices of PMS had dropped from N138 per litre in most depots to N133.28 in NNPC depots and between N130 and N131 per litre in private depots. “However, the situation is slightly different in Aba and Umuahia in Abia State and Calabar in Cross River state where most independent fuel stations as well as major marketers selling the product at N145 per litre. “The survey also showed a similar trend of drop in price for cooking gas with the average price for refilling 5kg cylinder at N2,215.96 from the former price of N2,500.00. “The study further revealed that states with the lowest average price for the 5kg LPG refill were Kaduna and Niger at N2,000; Kogi at N2,005.00; and Oyo at N2,033.33.” Ughamadu also said the prices of cooking gas have also reduced. “At the NNPC Mega and retail stations nationwide, a 12.5kg of cooking gas that was sold for N4,500 a few months ago is now sold for N3,800 while other retail outlets sell the same quantity for N4,000,” he said. http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/nnpc-crashes-price-of-petrol-cooking.html?m=1 |
The number of Nigerians who died during Hajj rites in Saudi Arabia has risen to seven. The Chairman of the National Hajj Commission of Nigeria, NAHCON, Abdullahi M Mukhtar, confirmed this, yesterday. Meanwhile, some Nigerian pilgrims were receiving treatment at the General Hospital close to Jamarat. They were said to have fainted during Friday’s walk to Jamarat for the throwing of pebbles at the devil. http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/hajj-seven-nigerians-die-others-faint.html?m=1 |
President Recep Erdogan of Turkey has congratulated President Muhammadu Buhari on his recovery. A press statement signed by Garba Shehu, Senior Special Assistant to the President, said the Turkish leader also congratulated Mr. Buhari on the Sallah celebrations. ”President Muhammadu Buhari continues to receive felicitations from prominent personalities and leaders across the world following his remarkable recovery from the medical condition that took him abroad. ”The Turkish leader also exchanged Eid greetings with President Buhari. Both leaders wished each other good health and success in their endeavours and extended their greetings and good wishes to the citizens of their friendly countries. ”The two leaders also discussed at length, the forthcoming 9th Summit of D8, the Organisation for Economic Cooperation at the end of October in Istanbul.” The statement added that Mr. Erdogan extended an invitation to President Buhari for his participation at the event, an invitation Mr Buhari received with gratitude. Mr. Buhari recently returned from a medical leave abroad where he had gone to treat an undisclosed ailment. http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/turkish-president-congratulates-buhari.html?m=1 |
kingxsamz:suicide attempter spotted |
(JollofNews) – Gambia’s Information Minister Demba Ali Jawo has said the government will consider the three-child policy proposal that parliamentarians from Ecowas, Mauritania and Chad have agreed to help pioneer in the coming years. “Ecowas has made a suggestion for such a policy. I can assure you that the government is going to consider it,” he told journalists during a presser held on Thursday at GRTS building on MDI Road. Over the past decades, West Africa has witnessed an exponential population growth that experts fear could hamper efforts to bring prosperity within the subregion. Burkina Faso’s National Assembly speaker Salifou Diallo is playing a lead role in the campaign. The move is expected to restrict by 2030 every woman to have only three childs. Minister Jawo said as a member state of Ecowas, it is very likely that the Gambia will adopt any policy that Ecowas will try to implement. “The government has to take a decision which it has not done yet,” Jawo added. However, there are fears that the regional bloc’s three-child policy will spark concerns among Muslim and Christian communities. The Serrekunda West National Assembly Member Halifa Sallah, who spoke on Thursday to a group of reporters, said Ecowas parliamentarians have the right to initiate any policy they feel necessary. But he was quick to warn against turning social legislation into crimiinal legislation. “Whatever you cannot transform into criminal legislation, that is really a very bad law,” he stated. Sallah, who also double as special adviser to President Barrow, suggested that the right approach is to conduct a sensitisation campaign in order to make sure the populations adhere to the project. “Campaigning to solve populations problems is much better that social legislation.,” said Halifa Sallah. http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/08/gambia-to-consider-ecowass-three-child.html?m=1
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You may all go to hell infidels |