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Jokes EtcNiggermania Update by Explorerx(op): 9:50pm On Oct 29, 2017
why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing. What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one! A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving? A cop! What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings. What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry. What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life. Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis. What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worstcase of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks Bleep monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick! -joe Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky Did you hear the one about . . . . the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!" I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them! What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them! Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them! Why do black people have white hands? Everyone has some good in them! -bonz Why do black people have white hands? It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot! -brenden What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime! -bobo Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork! What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Buy Us What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Beat Us
SportsRe: Soulama Abdoulaye Is Dead (Burkina Faso Goalkeeper) by Explorerx(m): 4:18pm On Oct 28, 2017
1 nigger gone, a billion more to go
CrimeRe: NIGERIA POLICE: What Do You Think Is The Offence Of This Young Hustler? by Explorerx(m): 11:01am On Oct 28, 2017
Africa is shit
CrimeRe: “daddy Please Give Me Water” – Last Words From 7-year-old M*rdered By His Father by Explorerx(m): 11:00am On Oct 28, 2017
Almost 90 percent of blacks, are mentally deranged
RomanceRe: Man Cries For Help As Two Women In Bikini Twerk On Him Inside A Pool by Explorerx(m): 10:53am On Oct 28, 2017
Ryabcool:
lol look who is talking. lil dick cracker is pained cos one of us has probably humped his babe.
c'mon primate think of other things other than sex and dick size
RomanceRe: Man Cries For Help As Two Women In Bikini Twerk On Him Inside A Pool by Explorerx(m): 10:51am On Oct 28, 2017
khiaa:
This is the filthy piece of white shyt that a lot of dumb Nigerians worship.
Dirty white trash. And you have the nerve to call yourself a white Nigerian.
Simian STFU
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Tattoos A Big Picture Of Wizkid's Face On Her Back (photos) by Explorerx(m): 10:46am On Oct 28, 2017
The simian tattoo doesn't even look like WizKid critter
RomanceRe: Man Cries For Help As Two Women In Bikini Twerk On Him Inside A Pool by Explorerx(m): 2:38pm On Oct 27, 2017
black people only care about sex, 30iq niggers
HealthRe: Need Urgent Assistance With Vitiligo. by Explorerx(m): 1:25pm On Oct 07, 2017
cry

CrimeHow To Know If Someone Sending Yet To Reach Valuable To You Is A Scammer by Explorerx(op): 10:30am On Oct 06, 2017
According to one Mr razak who was duped by a warri boy https://www.nairaland.com/4099285/scammers-new-tactics-pic

He made mistake of not catching this scammer quickly by just simply checking the likes on his profile pictures, checking the group and personalities he follows and like in his Facebook page.
imagine Roy Reynold from London liking and following klint the drunk, his real name is Ruth onotafe

BusinessRe: Scammers New Tactics (pic) by Explorerx(m): 10:08am On Oct 06, 2017
The scammer open the Facebook account as Ruth onotafe before changing it to Roy Reynolds this razak no fit get sense for life
Christianity EtcRe: Cameroonian Pastor Caught Having Three-some With 2 Married Women, Paraded Unclad by Explorerx(m): 10:05pm On Sep 30, 2017
Shame
PoliticsMuslims In China Told To Hand Over Quran Or Face 'punishments' by Explorerx(op): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2017
Chinese authorities are ordering Muslims in the country to hand
over their prayer mats and copies of the Quran or else face
punishment, it has been reported.
Officials in Xinjiang province have warned members of the Uyghur
ethnic minority they must surrender religious items on pain of
"harsh punishments", according to an exile leader.
"We received a notification saying that every single ethnic Uyghur
must hand in any Islam-related items from their own home,
including Qurans, prayers and anything else bearing the symbols of
religion," Dilxat Raxit, of the exile World Uyghur Congress,
told Radio Free Asia (RFA), which is operated by the US
government.
The directive also applies to ethnic Kazakh and Kyrgyz Muslims,
RFA said. It was reportedly announced via the WeChat social
network.
In its update on China in 2016 and 2017, Amnesty International
said the communist Beijing government "continued to violate the
right to freedom of religion, and crack down on all unauthorised
religious gatherings" in the region, and to detain Uyghur writers.

http://explorerzs..com/2017/09/muslims-in-china-say-they-are-being.html#more
Art, Graphics & VideoThe Drawing Of Ronaldo By Al Mutinu Without Painting by Explorerx(op): 3:16pm On Sep 23, 2017
The drawing of Ronaldo by Al mutinu without painting

CrimeRe: Manhood Of Man Who Gave Crippled Beggar Money At Ikeja Vanishes - Instagram User by Explorerx(m): 9:29am On Sep 16, 2017
Afonjas the bloodsuckers
PoliticsTwo Bombers Dead, Five Injured In Maiduguri Motopark by Explorerx(op): 9:00pm On Sep 08, 2017
Twin bombers have blasted and injured five civilians in a failed
attempt to cause major havoc in Maiduguri on Friday evening, rescue
workers have said.
Two female bombers stormed Muna Garage Motor Park at 06:23 pm
in Maiduguri, and blew themselves up, injuring five others.
"It's late now, we shall go there tomorrow morning but five people
were injured, and they have been taken to State Specialist Hospital for
treatment, a rescue worker told Sahara Reporters
Muna Garage Area has suffered a series of suicide attacks in the
recent times.

http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/two-bombers-dead-five-injured-in.html?m=1
CelebritiesRe: "Leukemia: Sadiq Daba Says " I Am Not Dead Nor Dying" by Explorerx(m): 8:33pm On Sep 08, 2017
abbeyty:
Whatever you are either a stupid boy or a silly girl that won't stop you from kicking your parents ass. You offspring of a gun
Enough with this silly talk I Dont know how the condition in Nigeria is but I know you are really having a hard time in it. Tschüss neger I got business to do
CelebritiesRe: "Leukemia: Sadiq Daba Says " I Am Not Dead Nor Dying" by Explorerx(m): 8:14pm On Sep 08, 2017
abbeyty:
Omo ale. It seems to me you are the type that wakes his parents up with slide tackle, that is why you find it easy mocking some1 who is old enough to be your grand father. Unless child
this shows you an incapacitated bastard for you to call me a boy not knowing whether am a boy or girl, your ignorance is killing me dumb sheboon afonja
CelebritiesRe: "Leukemia: Sadiq Daba Says " I Am Not Dead Nor Dying" by Explorerx(m): 6:46pm On Sep 08, 2017
begwong:
For gala!
ya ma niggi
CelebritiesRe: "Leukemia: Sadiq Daba Says " I Am Not Dead Nor Dying" by Explorerx(m): 6:43pm On Sep 08, 2017
abbeyty:
i bet his father is now toothless at 55, at least this man still have all his teeth at the age of 70
From your latest post it seems your family really had a tough time with your toothless father, I can bet that was why your mother abandoned you guys with him
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Cappadocia Caves Where Christians Hid From Persecution by Explorerx(m): 6:34pm On Sep 08, 2017
Luckily Turkey is 97 - 98 percent Muslim today
CelebritiesRe: "Leukemia: Sadiq Daba Says " I Am Not Dead Nor Dying" by Explorerx(m): 4:37pm On Sep 08, 2017
abbeyty:
i bet his father is now toothless at 55, at least this man still have all his teeth at the age of 70
A round of applause for your self decrepit teeth inspector, am sure you inherited the work from your father
CelebritiesRe: "Leukemia: Sadiq Daba Says " I Am Not Dead Nor Dying" by Explorerx(m): 2:47pm On Sep 08, 2017
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PoliticsNNPC “crashes Price Of Petrol, Cooking Gas” Nationwide by Explorerx(op): 3:55pm On Sep 03, 2017
The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) has said that
their sustained strategic intervention in the efficient supply and
distribution petroleum products, has led to a significant reduction in
the prices of premium motor spirit (PMS), also known as petrol,
and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG), also known as cooking gas,
nationwide.
Spokesman of the corporation, Ndu Ughamadu, in a statement on
Sunday, said a national survey by oil and gas forum, NNPC’s
weekly TV programme, indicated that in the last few weeks, the
price of petrol has fallen steadily from N145 per litre to between
N142 and N143 per litre in some stations across the country.
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According to him, NNPC mega and affiliate stations across the
country are selling for N143 per litre, while the pump price range is
between N142 and N145 per litre in some major and independent
marketers in Lagos, Abuja, Sokoto, Enugu, Delta and other major
cities.
“One of the respondents in the survey and a manager at an
independent fuel retail station in Abuja, Mohammed Abdullahi, said
the station currently sells petrol at N142 per litre in line with the
prevailing market situation in order to sustain the turnover of the
business and to attract more motorists to the station,” the
statement read.
“Another independent marketer in Mosimi, Emeka Ikechukwu, said
the going ex-depot prices of PMS had dropped from N138 per litre
in most depots to N133.28 in NNPC depots and between N130 and
N131 per litre in private depots.
“However, the situation is slightly different in Aba and Umuahia in
Abia State and Calabar in Cross River state where most independent
fuel stations as well as major marketers selling the product at N145
per litre.
“The survey also showed a similar trend of drop in price for cooking
gas with the average price for refilling 5kg cylinder at N2,215.96
from the former price of N2,500.00.
“The study further revealed that states with the lowest average
price for the 5kg LPG refill were Kaduna and Niger at N2,000; Kogi
at N2,005.00; and Oyo at N2,033.33.”
Ughamadu also said the prices of cooking gas have also reduced.
“At the NNPC Mega and retail stations nationwide, a 12.5kg of
cooking gas that was sold for N4,500 a few months ago is now
sold for N3,800 while other retail outlets sell the same quantity for
N4,000,” he said.


http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/nnpc-crashes-price-of-petrol-cooking.html?m=1
Christianity EtcHajj: Seven Nigerians Die, Others Faint Throwing Pebbles At The Devil by Explorerx(op): 9:56am On Sep 03, 2017
The number of Nigerians who died during Hajj rites in Saudi Arabia
has risen to seven.
The Chairman of the National Hajj Commission of Nigeria,
NAHCON, Abdullahi M Mukhtar, confirmed this, yesterday.
Meanwhile, some Nigerian pilgrims were receiving treatment at the
General Hospital close to Jamarat. They were said to have fainted
during Friday’s walk to Jamarat for the throwing of pebbles at the
devil.


http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/hajj-seven-nigerians-die-others-faint.html?m=1
RomanceTurkish President Congratulates Buhari On Recovery by Explorerx(op): 8:06pm On Sep 02, 2017
President Recep Erdogan of Turkey has
congratulated President Muhammadu
Buhari on his recovery.
A press statement signed by Garba Shehu,
Senior Special Assistant to the President,
said the Turkish leader also congratulated
Mr. Buhari on the Sallah celebrations.
”President Muhammadu Buhari continues to
receive felicitations from prominent
personalities and leaders across the world
following his remarkable recovery from the
medical condition that took him abroad.
”The Turkish leader also exchanged Eid
greetings with President Buhari. Both
leaders wished each other good health and
success in their endeavours and extended
their greetings and good wishes to the
citizens of their friendly countries.
”The two leaders also discussed at length,
the forthcoming 9th Summit of D8, the
Organisation for Economic Cooperation at
the end of October in Istanbul.”
The statement added that Mr. Erdogan
extended an invitation to President Buhari
for his participation at the event, an
invitation Mr Buhari received with
gratitude.
Mr. Buhari recently returned from a medical
leave abroad where he had gone to treat an
undisclosed ailment.

http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/09/turkish-president-congratulates-buhari.html?m=1
CrimeRe: Uber Driver Nearly Jumps Into Lagoon In Lagos Over N90K Debt. Photos by Explorerx(m): 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2017
kingxsamz:
is it ur dying?
suicide attempter spotted
FamilyGambia To Consider Ecowas’s Three-child Policy by Explorerx(op): 8:43am On Aug 27, 2017
(JollofNews) – Gambia’s Information Minister
Demba Ali Jawo has said the government will
consider the three-child policy proposal that
parliamentarians from Ecowas, Mauritania
and Chad have agreed to help pioneer in the
coming years.
“Ecowas has made a suggestion for such a
policy. I can assure you that the government is
going to consider it,” he told journalists during
a presser held on Thursday at GRTS building
on MDI Road.
Over the past decades, West Africa has
witnessed an exponential population growth
that experts fear could hamper efforts to bring
prosperity within the subregion.
Burkina Faso’s National Assembly speaker
Salifou Diallo is playing a lead role in the
campaign. The move is expected to restrict by
2030 every woman to have only three childs.
Minister Jawo said as a member state of
Ecowas, it is very likely that the Gambia will
adopt any policy that Ecowas will try to
implement.
“The government has to take a decision which
it has not done yet,” Jawo added.
However, there are fears that the regional
bloc’s three-child policy will spark concerns
among Muslim and Christian communities.
The Serrekunda West National Assembly
Member Halifa Sallah, who spoke on Thursday
to a group of reporters, said Ecowas
parliamentarians have the right to initiate any
policy they feel necessary. But he was quick to
warn against turning social legislation into
crimiinal legislation.
“Whatever you cannot transform into criminal
legislation, that is really a very bad law,” he
stated.
Sallah, who also double as special adviser to
President Barrow, suggested that the right
approach is to conduct a sensitisation
campaign in order to make sure the
populations adhere to the project.
“Campaigning to solve populations problems is
much better that social legislation.,” said
Halifa Sallah.

http://fawoleblog..co.ke/2017/08/gambia-to-consider-ecowass-three-child.html?m=1

Christianity EtcRe: Prayer: For Trust In A Special Relationship by Explorerx(m): 8:04am On Aug 27, 2017
You may all go to hell infidels

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