If i become celebrity ehn, nairaland go suffer...

I go just wake up shout 'My slippers needs Mouth Gig' or 'My Toothbrush needs ironing' or 'my dick needs panel beating' so that it will appear as news on nairaland front page

If I become celebrity ehn, nairaland go suffer...

I go just wake up shout 'My slippers needs Mouth Gig' or 'My Toothbrush needs ironing' or 'my dick needs panel beating' so that it will appear as news on nairaland front page

damn niggarr, davido is a real niggarr, living life on a fast lane.....
may we not stay broke for long slawomirr_2019

Someone should tell him wizkid is currently fucking his wife in dubai

Wizkid is a real niggarr, may we not stay broke for long

Cc Slawomir

crazyABO:
How do they even recognize or know they are coming

They waited for her at the airport na, of course the news of her coming was all over DSTV

Nice, she thought she's in PH

These are the type of bitches real niggarrs are supposed to be banging....
may we not stay broke for long

Taiiita:
I really love her outfit

Damn niggarr... you are not a real niggarr
real niggarrs don't complement bitches, we don't even appreciate bitches
yes ur job as a real niggarr is to Bleep bitches

Patiently waiting for slawomirr to tell us if 2baba is a real niggerrr for marrying annie

Why do I feel the urge to use syringe to chook her labia ?

Like for Adesuwa share for Mr king Tonto

Wizkid will snub her like a plague, hoe so ugly af

Low budget cardi b

modified: the fact that I said she's a low budget cardi b does not in any way mean she's less beautiful than cardi b....

Is she as famous or rich as cardi? no? I'm not comparing their personalities but their brand...

so stop ass licking

Forget the house, the car and the 60m...

Tacha is far more liked than any housemate ever in the history of the show...

before you think I'm a fan of tacha, I've never even in my life watched bbn and don't support any of the hoes....

Tacha is the only housemate that trends everyday on Twitter with over 50k tweets, no celebrity in Nigeria apart from wizkid can do that, I'm just saying things the way they are.....

will he also buy her the new iPhone 12?

Skyfornia:
Another Chioma about to blow

We would start seeing posts like:

"lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw steps out in a cleavage bearing outfit'

"checkout these lovely throwback pictures of lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw'

"Davido meets with lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw"

"Lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw flaunts her engagement ring"

"Brother of lady whose car was bashed by Kate henshaw graduates with 1st class"

seriously wish I could comment on the issue but right now we are having a serious family meeting. Someone opened the new bag of foreign rice we were hiding to use for Christmas, I'll get back to you guys later

I seriously wish I could comment on the issue but right now we are having a serious family meeting. Someone opened the new bag of foreign rice we were hiding to use for Christmas, I'll get back to you guys later

stupid hoe, don't worry, it's your time, enjoy your shine...
You'll soon go into extinction just like the likes of Cossy, halima abubakar, Munachi, Tontoh, olajumoke, an other hoes who were on nairaland mods "jerking off" lists

she is ripe enough to receive the ROYAL DICK

If I was the one, I would allow the gullible females in and give them the royal dick

Oh, we are eternally grateful to jack for following tacha on Twitter. Where would we have been without him following tacha? therefore, we the humble nairaland members are so grateful to him, those who can fast should fast for him, those who can speak in tongues should do so, those who can recite the rosary should say 100Decades, those who can recite the quran should recite it till next month because our grievances and sufferings as Nigerians are over, once again thanks jack

I just dey pity any guy for this life weh dey keep him virginity for him wife, I can swear on NwaAmaikpe's Left ball that in the next 10 years there will be no virgin girl in Nigeria, kids born out of wedlock will go on rampage due to bad parenting.....

Nice to Bleep, what else can she offer

Cardi and WIZKID are the only 2 musicians in the whole world that are so humble and down to earth, they still acknowledge their early years of hardship and try to show the world how they strive to make it and it has really helped me a lot to never give up on God... Me too must tell my ghetto story one day.....

I thought Nigerians said his music was for weed smokers only

I thought Nigerians said his music is only for weed smokers?

People will always not get their facts right about ice prince, but to be honest, he is among the greatest Nigerian rapper EVER...
Once upon a Time, he realised oleku, the most remixed Nigerian song of all time, he also got french Montana on his song and video....

God bless you Gee

Ohh

As if I have any reason in this world to care about what this stupid nympho and this sexworker does with their useless lives