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If you have been following my adventure, you will know that am single, and for the first few weeks I loved it. But

after sometime I began to feel the urge to be with a woman. Yeah yea, I know what you must be thinking; after my

adventures in 1,2, and 3 my sex cord should be off. But am addicted to sex and there’s nothing you can do about it.

I relocated to a new place because my neighbours imposed a social exile on me. I was staying at the apex of a 3 storey

building. Every night before I sleep I would stay at the balcony, viewing the world from above.

One night, I was about going to sleep when I noticed a girl removing her clothes in the building slightly opposite

mine. She off her cloth, then her bra, and as she looked herself in the mirror she began

to touch her breast in a sexual way. After a few minutes, she sat on the couch and began to masturbate. I felt ignited

watching the play.

The next day, I bought binoculars and waited for a repeat. She didn’t disappoint, this time she had some intimacy gadgets

including an electrical dick. I had a very clear view, thanks to the binoculars. As she played with herself, I felt a

familiar movement in my jean. I was aroused and needed to do something about it. As she did her thing on her sofa, I

closed my eyes and imagined I was with her, giving her what she wanted.


Trust me, the next day I made some inquiries about her and discovered she is the only daughter of a Major General in

the army. Military! That was a good reason for me............................

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lulukay:

damn!! shez beautiful and sexy...go girl go

lulukay: my kind mamacita

she just said it all...mamasita's lol
there is more where this came from

If you were expecting to get a detailed info about me in relation to the title of this story, then you are mistaken. In

as much as I am willing to tell you things about me that will shock you, I have no interest with fame.

I grew up in a family of 3; My mum, my elder brother and I. We grew up knowing only the bad side of life. We were only

sure of one square meal, and that meal might be garri and well water.

The hard life was normal, it felt just ok to be poor, that way you see the rich folks as the enemy. We were so poor

that when my elder bro fell sick, we didn’t have a dime to buy drugs for him. After a week he died. It was a shock to

us, so shocking that my mum took ill. Unfortunately, she never recovered from the shock because she died 3 days later.

I begged death to take me but it wouldn’t. I lost my family because of money. If we had money my elder brother would

not have died, like wise my mum. From that day forward, money became my worst enemy! Since the world could not help

my family, I will make that money by all means and teach both money as well as the world a lesson they will never

forget.

I was just 13 years, life was terrible; I resulted to begging as a means of livelihood. From begging, I joined the

neighbourhood boys to pickpocket. One thing led to another and we started

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If you were expecting to get a detailed info about me in relation to the title of this story, then you are mistaken. In as much as I am willing to tell you things about me that will shock you, I have no interest with fame.
I grew up in a family of 3; My mum, my elder brother and I. We grew up knowing only the bad side of life. We were only sure of one square meal, and that meal might be garri and well water.
The hard life was normal, it felt just ok to be poor, that way you see the rich folks as the enemy. We were so poor

that when my elder bro fell sick, we didn’t have a dime to buy drugs for him. After a week he died. It was a shock to

us, so shocking that my mum took ill. Unfortunately, she never recovered from the shock because she died 3 days later.

I begged death to take me but it wouldn’t. I lost my family because of money. If we had money my elder brother would

not have died, like wise my mum. From that day forward, money became my worst enemy! Since the world could not help

my family, I will make that money by all means and teach both money as well as the world a lesson they will never

forget.

I was just 13 years, life was terrible; I resulted to begging as a means of livelihood. From begging, I joined the

neighbourhood boys to pickpocket. One thing led to another and we started robbing people in their homes with guns. I

was so blood thirsty that I made sure I killed someone on any mission we went to. Everybody knew me as the blood man.

Before the age of 17 I had lost count of how many people I had killed.

My group went from bank robbery, to kidnapping. Bad politicians as well as corrupt police officials used us for their

dirty works. I soon became ......................
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No doubt, the social media is one of the best things that happened to socialization. Generally speaking, its essence

is to connect people, but like almost every good thin; there has to be a twisted end. We get tagged like face book,

linked-in like twitter, we give hi5’s like its our ultimate Pinterest, and are ever good 2go like tumblr…..yeah

whatever.

As awesome as it sounds , there are people who is given a second chance would never join any social media! Today, we

focus on facebook.

When you add friends on facebook, be sure to look at their profile especially their interest. I say this because one

15year old Alyssa Bustamante who listed “cutting and killing people” as one of her interest on her profile stabbed a

9year old Elizabeh Olten multiple times before slitting her throat, and hid her body in a shallow grave she had dug

before the planned crime. She said the reason why she did this was because “she wanted to know how it felt”.

In 2009, a teenager Ashleigh hall was killed after meeting a convicted sex offender who had been posing as a 16year
old boy on facebook.

Now this next case is what I call extreme. Sarah , who was separated from her husband changed her relationship status from married to Single, obviously because she was kind of single as she didn’t stay with Edward Richardson her husband. Call it jealousy if you like, the dude crept into her home and waited till she came back and killed her. WTF? This guy’s reasoning is way out of normal.
Well, this next one does not necessarily have a strong grip on facebook, Holly Grogan, 15, was tortured and tormented

by bullies at school. The frustration was too much for her to bear that she changed school yet, the torment continued

there. She received numerous messages on her facebook and the bullies did not stop there, they even posted lots of

abusive, nasty messages on her facebook wall. That was it! She had had enough! On Wednesday 16th 2009, she went to a

dual carriage way and jumped from a road bridge that was near her home. She was hit by passing traffic after the fall

and died.
Alas, one of the recent “death by facebook” is the case of 15year old Nichole cable who was kidnapped and later found

dead. Kyle Dube, 20, who set a fake facebook account with the name “Bryan Butterfield used it to lure her into going

out of her house while he waited in the woods wearing a mask. When she came by, Hopeing to get some marijuana, he

seized and duck-taped her and dumped her at the back of his father’s pick-up truck which as according to the

affidavit which did not give details of the actual cause of her death.

She was missing on may 13 and her body was later found on the night of may 20.

What gives this sad story a funny twist is that Dube, according to reports told his brother that he intended to

kidnap Nichole and hide her. That he would later find her and be the hero. High risk.

You don’t want to go further, We are popular with the 2go rape which made national news in Nigeria etc. The social

media that brings with it goodness could bring no mercy.

My advice? No one can predict the future, but we an influence it…..be careful!

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How to gain weight:

Believe it or not, there are thousand, if not millions of people who want to gain weight by all means. Some even take

extreme measures but gradual weight gain is always advisable. An increase in 500 kcal per day can result in increasing

the body weight by 0.5 kgs per week .

Basically, some of the reasons why people might be under weight may be due to;
-Inadequate feeding habits
- Prolonged meal time gaps
-Poor selection of foods
- increased physical activity without increasing the food intake can lead to energy deficit, are
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How to gain weight:

Believe it or not, there are thousand, if not millions of people who want to gain weight by all means. Some even take

extreme measures but gradual weight gain is always advisable. An increase in 500 kcal per day can result in increasing

the body weight by 0.5 kgs per week .

Basically, some of the reasons why people might be under weight may be due to;
-Inadequate feeding habits
- Prolonged meal time gaps
-Poor selection of foods
- increased physical activity without increasing the food intake can lead to energy deficit, are

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[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][size=8pt][b] To a lot of people, Twins could be tagged with blessing, but to me it’s a curse.
My name is Maryjane and I have a twin sister named Maryjoy. It’s not just our names that is similar, almost every

other thing about us is similar except our conscience. Am the social one and my sister the quiet one so I easily made

a lot of friends. Maryjoy was the quite type, with a lot of evil stuffs going through her mind always.

We are identical twins, the real identical twins. The same height, colour, voice…..Even our parents find it hard to

differentiate between the both of us. It sounds sweet dosent it? But it is not. My twin sis is Evil. I remember when

we were in primary school, I took first position and she last, but she stole my result and claimed she was me.

Even when I won the quiz competition in our church, she marched to the alter and claimed my trophy leaving me

speechless in the congregation.

What made her deadly is she could swing into any mood she likes. Although it used to be fun while growing up, we would

go to the cinema and watch movies using only one ticket, deceive friends and make a big laugh out of it etc.

Since people couldn’t differentiate between us, they called us Mary.

My twin slept with almost all the boys in our neighbourhood. It disgust me to see stupid boys telling me things like

‘’hey, hope u’ll come back this night for another round, l enjoyed last night’s own.” I could not stand the ridicule,

so when it was time for college, I put a different school from hers, yet she wouldn’t let me be. She would travel 6

hours every weekend from her school to mine every weekend. If she noticed I was having a problem with any course, she

would go and sleep with the lecturer to ensure I pass. The foolish men, thinking it’s me would pass me and later

approach me asking for a repeat.

Things went from bad to worse. I stopped keeping boyfriends cos’ she slept with all of them. Sometimes I feel she is a

demon sent to torture me.

Immediately after we graduated, I left the country and began to live a quite live. I was in communication with my

family but I did not give them the full address of where I stayed.

Three months ago, I met this amazing guy. We fell in love and plan to marry soon. But just like lightening, last week

Maryjoy showed her face in my home. How she found out where I stay I can’t decipher. I have refused to introduce her

to my man. I’ve been begging her to go back but she laughed it off. I can’t commit suicide, neither do I have the

heart to kill my own twin.

Every one has a cross to carry, but this cross is too heavy for me. I own a double barrel pistol but I only use it for

hunting. Am at a cross road, please advice me before I loose my mind!!!
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