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Family / Re: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:39pm On Aug 07, 2013
kunlesehan: o boy. a topic as interesting as this and no pictures? ?

that woman just got herself one very safe and lucrative job... lol ... some people do think outside the box

Well, she her part to survive buh can any one throw more light on this so we can know if its a sin to help or not?
Looks like a story here though http://umehoma.com
Politics / Re: Policeman Beaten To Death For Killing A Trader In Lagos by extraflyfineboy(m): 11:55am On Aug 07, 2013
This country ΐs something else. Hmnn
Gaming / Meet The Most Foolish Gambler by extraflyfineboy(m): 11:10am On Aug 05, 2013
Emeka used to be my mentor; in fact I

worshiped the round he walked on. Why?

He was a happening guy. He was the top

out of the 13 boys who served their boss

who owned “tellers international” a

company that imported and sold Tiles in the country.

Apart from the money Emeka made from his

petty deals in the shop, his major

source of income was gambling. Emeka is

a big time gambler, be it Casino games,

dice, Cards, poker etc. he knew them

all. What scares me is the amount he

bets with because the lowest amount I’ve

ever seen him bet with is N20,000 at a

go.
I was his boy; I ran errands, carried

his bags, in fact whatever he wanted me

to do I did. I remember one Friday I

went to the casino with him to bet and

he went with N250,000 but we came back

with N1m. That night we clubbed like

there was no tomorrow.....
Continued @ http://umehoma.com

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Gaming / Meet The Most Foolish Gambler by extraflyfineboy(m): 11:04am On Aug 05, 2013
Emeka used to be my mentor; in fact I

worshiped the round he walked on. Why?

He was a happening guy. He was the top

out of the 13 boys who served their boss

who owned “tellers international” a

company that imported and sold Tiles in the country.

Apart from the money Emeka made from his

petty deals in the shop, his major

source of income was gambling. Emeka is

a big time gambler, be it Casino games,

dice, Cards, poker etc. he knew them

all. What scares me is the amount he

bets with because the lowest amount I’ve

ever seen him bet with is N20,000 at a

go.
I was his boy; I ran errands, carried

his bags, in fact whatever he wanted me

to do I did. I remember one Friday I

went to the casino with him to bet and

he went with N250,000 but we came back

with N1m. That night we clubbed like

there was no tomorrow.....
Continued @ http://umehoma.com

Education / Re: Universities Pull Out Of ASUU Strike 2013 by extraflyfineboy(m): 1:20pm On Aug 04, 2013
Its not just about keeping fingers crossed; its about the general well being of the studentsAnd Nation!
Romance / Re: I Caught My Fiance With My Doctor Unclad In The Rum by extraflyfineboy(m): 1:04pm On Aug 04, 2013
BUSH.HUNTER:
You are a MAN so You should be able to decide without people's opinion.

I wonder OOOOhh..dats d type of story here sef http://umehoma.com
Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Like Bad Boys by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:49pm On Aug 04, 2013
don't 4get source pals which is thae Online Magazine Via http://umehoma.comm
TV/Movies / Run!! Its The Devils Gift by extraflyfineboy(m): 9:20am On Aug 03, 2013
The only thing I couldn’t do was to kill for money. Besides that, I could do anything, I mean anything. I had done all

sort of business, everything that needed to be done yet money was still far from reach. It’s not like I was starving or

that I couldn’t buy myself new clothes if I wanted, but I had dreams of being a millionaire, I mean big dreams.

One day I was reading a sports news paper when I stumbled on an advert on the side of the paper. It was the advert of an

Indian man who said he had the power to make any one rich!! I dialed the number on the advert and was directed to a

location by a man whose intonation seemed Arabian.

After consulting with the Indian man, he gave me a 21paged book which he said I must read 3 times daily for seven days

before I could perform the ritual by mid-night on the seventh day.

After paying him handsomely, I performed the ritual and within 2months my business began to boom. I made so much money

that sometimes it was like the money multiplied daily. I was counting in 6 zeros! I quickly bought a house and a jeep

for myself.

I was the talk of the town, everyone wanted to be like me, every lady wanted me to be her man, I made friends in high

places, I was living my dream.

After a year, strange things began to happen. It started with night mares then to sleepless nights. Then it matured to

me seeing demons in broad day light. It was not funny at all, people began to flee and avoid me because I was always

causing scenes in public places. The ones that remained by my side were the money mongers, they stayed because I still

had money to spend.

Things only got worse and I went to look for the Indian man so as to complain to him but could not find him. Even his

neighbor’s said they had not seen him for months and his number was not reachable. I was in total torment; I didn’t know

what I had gotten myself into.

My situation went from bad to worse and I was now known as the “rich mad man” I began to see masquerades chasing and

flogging me in dreams, I would always wake up screaming,. In fact, I was going crazy .The demons were having a nice time

in my head.

The last thing I remembered was I been chased by a 7 faced monster before I blacked out.



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According to my family members, I was mad for over a year. They said my madness was very severe as no one could hold me

to bind me in chains. I opened my eyes that day only to see people praying for me as I was dressed in rags. Then a man

said “your healing is permanent, go and sin no more” .

Maybe I learnt the hard way, but alas I learnt my lesson. The devils gift is like swallowing acid, you can’t expect it

not to deform you.

I thank God almighty for redeeming my soul and giving me a second chance. I am grateful for this new beginning. I will

work hard and avoid any get rich quick scheme because it only leads to the wrong direction.

It’s a new beginning for me, and as long as I have God; I will do my part and allow him to manifest his glory in my life.


THIS POST IS COURTESY UMEH OMA'S ONLINE MAGAZINE VIA http://umehoma.com

Religion / The DEVIL'S Gift by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:36pm On Aug 02, 2013
The only thing I couldn’t do was to

kill for money. Besides that, I could

do anything, I mean anything. I had

done all sort of business, everything
that needed to be done yet money

was still far from reach. It’s not like

I was starving or that I couldn’t buy

myself new clothes if I wanted, but I
had dreams of being a millionaire, I

mean big dreams.

One day I was reading a sports news
paper when I stumbled on an advert

on the side of the paper. It was the

advert of an Indian man who said he
had the power to make any one

rich!! I dialed the number on the

advert and was directed to a

location by a man whose intonation

seemed Arabian. 

After consulting with the Indian

man, he gave me a 21paged book

which he said I must read 3 times

daily for seven days before I could

perform the ritual by mid-night on

the seventh day.
After paying him handsomely, I

performed the ritual and within

2months my business began to

boom. I made so much money that

sometimes it was like the money

multiplied daily.  I was counting in 6
zeros! I quickly bought a house and

a jeep for myself. 

I was the talk of the town, everyone

wanted to be like me, every lady

wanted me to be her man, I made

friends in high places, I was living

my dream......
KINDLY Finish this Story here http://umehoma.com

Romance / Re: This Is Why Girls Like Bad Boys by extraflyfineboy(m): 1:30am On Aug 01, 2013
Al PicapcI: So many divorce around the world! the reason is not far fetch but my pain is that it is the children that gets to suffer it all....A lady with a good sense of responsibility who longs for a good home, clean emotion and longlife wont settle for this trash up here.
Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Lagos Teenager Stabs Self After Getting Drunk by extraflyfineboy(m): 1:20am On Aug 01, 2013
ozo_emeka: what does rock mean?
Lols, smooch.. Now u get?
Jokes Etc / Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by extraflyfineboy(m): 4:17pm On Jul 30, 2013
Toktee: Amadioha!!!!!,guy who sent you here,are you of this world or an allien,what a fooool

Lmao, Una funny o, how can u expect this to be true when its in the Jokes section??
Just imagine say I say make u enter this site and u expect that u won't get wet http://umehoma.com ??
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Grow Your Twitter Followers In Thousands Here by extraflyfineboy(m): 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2013
DanTrizy: sowie bro it's @whizdantrizy
Ok I got ur back now and others tOO..
Family / Re: Tales By Moonlight With Grand Pa: Why Lions Hate Hyena's by extraflyfineboy(m): 3:52pm On Jul 30, 2013
Hezron Lorraine: Awww.so nice.
ThanKs, there ΐs even more from Umeh Oma's Online Magazine http://umehoma.com
Literature / Re: Tales By Grand Pa: Why Lion's Hate Hyena's by extraflyfineboy(m): 3:49pm On Jul 30, 2013
harlos: I think i laughed like an hyena after reading it,tho i don't av an idea of how they laugh undecided

Can u back it up with pictures at least one, it will be more interesting.

I love short stories cheesy

Yea, all stories are backed up @ uMeh Oma's Online magazine Via http://umehoma.com
Romance / Above 18 Please. by extraflyfineboy(m): 2:38pm On Jul 30, 2013
After a sexual engaging night I woke
up with a sweet sensation around

my groin. I opened my eyes only to

see her seriously sucking my dick as
though she wanted it to dry up. I

made to sit up but she pressed

down on me, now she was focusing

at the tip of my dick head. I let her

do her thing, promising her in my

mind to return the favour double

fold.

The sweetness reached its apex and
I couldn’t hold it no more, she was

killing me even without hurting me.

Now it was my turn, so I wiped off

her already wet pussy with a napkin.
Slowly, yet surely; I separated her

long legs and dived into her cunt. I

modified my tongue to the shape

and size of her vulva and twisted it

slowly inside. “yes…yes…” she

moaned, I knew I had hit the center of gravity.

Still sucking her juice, I sliced my

mid-finger inside her and gave it

some vibration just as I kissed the

tongue of her cunt. Now, her

oestrogen level was high, she was

shaking as though I was sexually

electrocuting her, but I was just

beginning.
She pushed me aside and took 3

deep breathe. Then she came on top
of me and rode on me like a ninja.

From below, I cupped her little breast in my......

Yes, Continue in Umeh Oma's Online Magazine Via http://umehoma.com

Politics / Re: 3 Weeks Of Uninterrupted Electricity In Anambra by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:28pm On Jul 30, 2013
donem: Hmm! Could this be true? Phoning eastern 9ja to verify the credibility of this claim.

Fantastic news!! We hope it spreads to other parts of the country.
Similar news here though http://umehoma.com
Crime / PHOTOS: Lagos Teenager Stabs Self After Getting Drunk by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:15pm On Jul 30, 2013
After getting drunk and.  Rocking fellow guys, he decided that the best way to reduc the effect of the alchohol was to stab himself.
He ended up vimiting blood and almost vomited his intestines.

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See the pics from Umeh Oma's online magazine Via http://www.umehoma.com/2013/07/amebo-corner-photos-lagos-teenager.html

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Literature / Tales By Grand Pa: Why Lion's Hate Hyena's by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:52am On Jul 29, 2013
was a time when Lion’s and Hyena’s were best friends. In fact, they were so close that they lived in the same cave. The went hunting together, ate together, went to the river to swim together, the lion clan and the Hyena community even began to breed with each other.
One day, the Lion asked the Hyena “My good friend, ever since I was young we have been together, and I can swear that I have never seen you laugh, why is it so, is anything bothering you?” the Hyena was dumbfounded “well, it’s not that I am never happy, I am happy most of the time but I don’t know how to express it through laughter” the Hyena said. After a little deliberation, the Lion and Hyena resolved to seek the help of the witch doctor to solve the problem of the Hyena.
Early the next morning, they both went to see the witch doctor. After the witch doctor mixed some charms, she gave it to the Hyena and said “you and every Hyena in the Animal kingdom must drink this. It will make you laugh. I prepared it with ancient Hyena blood so anyone who does not take it does not share joy within and will die.
They thanked her and left. The Hyena took the portion to his community and after drinking it, asked other Hyena’s to drink but some refused including the Hyena’s mother who hated Dark magic. After a few days, all the hyena’s that didn’t take the portion fell sick and after a few more days began to die. This greatly angered the Hyena because they loved each other greatly. Soon, the hyena’s mother died and it greatly angered the Hyena and he mobilized other Hyena’s and they killed the Lion who had brought the predicament on them.
The Lion clan felt insulted and waged war against the Hyena’s and chased them away from their midst. Even as the Hyena’s were running, they were laughing because the laughing portion was very effective.
 Till today, the Hyena still laughs even when he is angry.  And that is why till this day, a lion will kill a hyena even if it’s not hungry.

THAT IS THE END OF TONIGHTS STORY, WHAT DID YOU LEARN?

NOTE this threat ΐs courtesy Umeh Oma's Online Magazine Via http://umehoma.com

Romance / Re: OH Boy I Don Dyee; Girls Don Suffer For This We Country{pics}wicked Name by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:42am On Jul 29, 2013
Lmao, dis 1 na normal tin na. 1 guy even saved one as FOOL

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Religion / Re: Why You Place Your Bible So Close To You On The Bed? by extraflyfineboy(m): 12:32am On Jul 29, 2013
Uwakuwak: So that the enemy will see that i'm not alone.
lols, u don't have to use a bible b4 ur enemies know ure not alone.
ur spirituality speaks 4 its self.

Family / Tales By Moonlight With Grand Pa: Why Lions Hate Hyena's by extraflyfineboy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 28, 2013
Thousands of years ago, there was a time when Lion’s and Hyena’s were best friends. In fact, they were so close that they lived in the same cave. The went hunting together, ate together, went to the river to swim together, the lion clan and the Hyena community even began to breed with each other.
One day, the Lion asked the Hyena “My good friend, ever since I was young we have been together, and I can swear that I have never seen you laugh, why is it so, is anything bothering you?” the Hyena was dumbfounded “well, it’s not that I am never happy, I am happy most of the time but I don’t know how to express it through laughter” the Hyena said. After a little deliberation, the Lion and Hyena resolved to seek the help of the witch doctor to solve the problem of the Hyena.
Early the next morning, they both went to see the witch doctor. After the witch doctor mixed some charms, she gave it to the Hyena and said “you and every Hyena in the Animal kingdom must drink this. It will make you laugh. I prepared it with ancient Hyena blood so anyone who does not take it does not share joy within and will die.
They thanked her and left. The Hyena took the portion to his community and after drinking it, asked other Hyena’s to drink but some refused including the Hyena’s mother who hated Dark magic. After a few days, all the hyena’s that didn’t take the portion fell sick and after a few more days began to die. This greatly angered the Hyena because they loved each other greatly. Soon, the hyena’s mother died and it greatly angered the Hyena and he mobilized other Hyena’s and they killed the Lion who had brought the predicament on them.
The Lion clan felt insulted and waged war against the Hyena’s and chased them away from their midst. Even as the Hyena’s were running, they were laughing because the laughing portion was very effective.
 Till today, the Hyena still laughs even when he is angry.  And that is why till this day, a lion will kill a hyena even if it’s not hungry.

THIS POST IS COURTESY UMEH OMA'S ONLINE MAGaZINE via http://umehoma.com


#Beyond Borders
@umehoma

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Grow Your Twitter Followers In Thousands Here by extraflyfineboy(m): 10:10pm On Jul 28, 2013
DanTrizy: Ff @whisdantrizy n mention 4 a ff baq.
Dude I can't find ur twitter handle







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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Grow Your Twitter Followers In Thousands Here by extraflyfineboy(m): 9:24pm On Jul 28, 2013
ClassyGlory: @classyglory follow and mention for a follow back

Peeps, don't' follow @classyglory, she will follow u, den unfollow later.
Romance / Re: How Can I Motivate My Girlfriend To Lose Weight? by extraflyfineboy(m): 9:09pm On Jul 28, 2013
u can convince her by taking it very serious. the key is U, u re the man, what u want is final. there re great tips 4 loosing fat in this Online magazine http://umehoma.com
Romance / Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by extraflyfineboy(m): 11:01pm On Jul 26, 2013
Never!! I mean, Never!! Allow People degrade u because ure Fat. Fat Is beautiful. Ask Umeh Oma On his Online magazine here http://umehoma.com and u will know more.
Romance / Re: This Is Why You Shouldn't Date A Fat Woman! by extraflyfineboy(m): 10:55pm On Jul 26, 2013
NOW LISTEN TO ME LITTLE FELLA. ONe Man's Meat Is aNother man's poison. there re people that will Kill just to have a Fat woman, so relaX.
Havn't u heard that "FAT IS THE NEW BEAUTIFUL??" check Umeh Oma's Online magazine and search 4 the topic u will understand here http://umehoma.com
Literature / Okaka Of Opanela, The Evil Vallian by extraflyfineboy(m): 9:08pm On Jul 26, 2013
It was the day for our community’s

leadership election for the post of Onye

ishi. Which means “the head man” and we

were still waiting for the other five

candidates for the post but could find

none except the dreaded one legged

Okaka. The position of Onye ishi is

contested once in a generation as any

one elected would lead till he dies. The

past Onye ishi was found dead in his

family home and it was said that he died

of poison.

Before today, Okaka had told the other

five candidates to step down else

something bad would happen to them, but

their lust for power was far more than

their fear of death.

Everyone feared okaka. He had terrorized

the community for long. During his

school days, he was the head of a

dreaded cult and he led the cult to all

manner of evil practices. He lost his

leg when they went for a robbery and ran

into a patrolling police squad and they

engaged in a shootout and Okaka was shot

twice on his knee. After they escaped,

they couldn’t take him to the hospital

as they feared the police would come

searching for them so the Local medicine

doctor chopped off Okaka’s leg a few

weeks later when it began to decay.

Now Okaka the one legged criminal is

contesting for the post of the head of

the community that has gold in its rivers.
After waiting for the other candidates

and they didn’t show up, Okaka was

crowned Onye ishi of Opanela community.

He received different solidarity visits

from prestigious people in the country

and environs including the Gold minning

companies who gave Okaka a total of One


hundred million Naira to run his affairs.

Okaka  left the village to a foreign

country so as to get spiritual charms

and also imported different weapons and

ammunition that will be enough for seven

battalion. When he came back, he killed

all his enemies and told others who

didn’t support him to swear allegiance

and be loyal to him else there will be

no peace for them.
Everyone joined him soon he possessed

them with his charms. Okaka has a wicked

heart, and enjoys doing evil just for

the fun of it. He and his......

See the End Of This Evil Villain on The Online magazine http://umehoma.com

Music/Radio / A Thread For Serious Upcoming Artists. by extraflyfineboy(m): 11:53pm On Jul 25, 2013
Nothing Good comes Easy. Even if u are yet to reach the height u want to, focus,u will get there JUST DO UR PART.

For an Artist to be recognisedd, he must get the necessary exposure needed, that's why Beyond Borders is giving you the opportunity to tell the world abOut YOU. Get featured in Our online Magazine. Contact me on umehoma@gmail.com
Check our site www.umehoma.com
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Culture / Re: Igwe Nnewi Visits California To Celebrate 50 Years On The Throne. by extraflyfineboy(m): 3:21pm On Jul 25, 2013
Igwe Ig'adi OOOOOOHH

Umunnem biko nu, bata nu ebea http://umehoma.com

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