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kunlesehan: o boy. a topic as interesting as this and no pictures?Well, she her part to survive buh can any one throw more light on this so we can know if its a sin to help or not? Looks like a story here though http://umehoma.com |
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Emeka used to be my mentor; in fact I worshiped the round he walked on. Why? He was a happening guy. He was the top out of the 13 boys who served their boss who owned “tellers international” a company that imported and sold Tiles in the country. Apart from the money Emeka made from his petty deals in the shop, his major source of income was gambling. Emeka is a big time gambler, be it Casino games, dice, Cards, poker etc. he knew them all. What scares me is the amount he bets with because the lowest amount I’ve ever seen him bet with is N20,000 at a go. I was his boy; I ran errands, carried his bags, in fact whatever he wanted me to do I did. I remember one Friday I went to the casino with him to bet and he went with N250,000 but we came back with N1m. That night we clubbed like there was no tomorrow..... Continued @ http://umehoma.com
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Emeka used to be my mentor; in fact I worshiped the round he walked on. Why? He was a happening guy. He was the top out of the 13 boys who served their boss who owned “tellers international” a company that imported and sold Tiles in the country. Apart from the money Emeka made from his petty deals in the shop, his major source of income was gambling. Emeka is a big time gambler, be it Casino games, dice, Cards, poker etc. he knew them all. What scares me is the amount he bets with because the lowest amount I’ve ever seen him bet with is N20,000 at a go. I was his boy; I ran errands, carried his bags, in fact whatever he wanted me to do I did. I remember one Friday I went to the casino with him to bet and he went with N250,000 but we came back with N1m. That night we clubbed like there was no tomorrow..... Continued @ http://umehoma.com
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Its not just about keeping fingers crossed; its about the general well being of the studentsAnd Nation! |
BUSH.HUNTER:I wonder OOOOhh..dats d type of story here sef http://umehoma.com |
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The only thing I couldn’t do was to kill for money. Besides that, I could do anything, I mean anything. I had done all sort of business, everything that needed to be done yet money was still far from reach. It’s not like I was starving or that I couldn’t buy myself new clothes if I wanted, but I had dreams of being a millionaire, I mean big dreams. One day I was reading a sports news paper when I stumbled on an advert on the side of the paper. It was the advert of an Indian man who said he had the power to make any one rich!! I dialed the number on the advert and was directed to a location by a man whose intonation seemed Arabian. After consulting with the Indian man, he gave me a 21paged book which he said I must read 3 times daily for seven days before I could perform the ritual by mid-night on the seventh day. After paying him handsomely, I performed the ritual and within 2months my business began to boom. I made so much money that sometimes it was like the money multiplied daily. I was counting in 6 zeros! I quickly bought a house and a jeep for myself. I was the talk of the town, everyone wanted to be like me, every lady wanted me to be her man, I made friends in high places, I was living my dream. After a year, strange things began to happen. It started with night mares then to sleepless nights. Then it matured to me seeing demons in broad day light. It was not funny at all, people began to flee and avoid me because I was always causing scenes in public places. The ones that remained by my side were the money mongers, they stayed because I still had money to spend. Things only got worse and I went to look for the Indian man so as to complain to him but could not find him. Even his neighbor’s said they had not seen him for months and his number was not reachable. I was in total torment; I didn’t know what I had gotten myself into. My situation went from bad to worse and I was now known as the “rich mad man” I began to see masquerades chasing and flogging me in dreams, I would always wake up screaming,. In fact, I was going crazy .The demons were having a nice time in my head. The last thing I remembered was I been chased by a 7 faced monster before I blacked out. ********************************** According to my family members, I was mad for over a year. They said my madness was very severe as no one could hold me to bind me in chains. I opened my eyes that day only to see people praying for me as I was dressed in rags. Then a man said “your healing is permanent, go and sin no more” . Maybe I learnt the hard way, but alas I learnt my lesson. The devils gift is like swallowing acid, you can’t expect it not to deform you. I thank God almighty for redeeming my soul and giving me a second chance. I am grateful for this new beginning. I will work hard and avoid any get rich quick scheme because it only leads to the wrong direction. It’s a new beginning for me, and as long as I have God; I will do my part and allow him to manifest his glory in my life. THIS POST IS COURTESY UMEH OMA'S ONLINE MAGAZINE VIA http://umehoma.com
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The only thing I couldn’t do was to kill for money. Besides that, I could do anything, I mean anything. I had done all sort of business, everything that needed to be done yet money was still far from reach. It’s not like I was starving or that I couldn’t buy myself new clothes if I wanted, but I had dreams of being a millionaire, I mean big dreams. One day I was reading a sports news paper when I stumbled on an advert on the side of the paper. It was the advert of an Indian man who said he had the power to make any one rich!! I dialed the number on the advert and was directed to a location by a man whose intonation seemed Arabian. After consulting with the Indian man, he gave me a 21paged book which he said I must read 3 times daily for seven days before I could perform the ritual by mid-night on the seventh day. After paying him handsomely, I performed the ritual and within 2months my business began to boom. I made so much money that sometimes it was like the money multiplied daily. I was counting in 6 zeros! I quickly bought a house and a jeep for myself. I was the talk of the town, everyone wanted to be like me, every lady wanted me to be her man, I made friends in high places, I was living my dream...... KINDLY Finish this Story here http://umehoma.com
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Al PicapcI: So many divorce around the world! the reason is not far fetch but my pain is that it is the children that gets to suffer it all....A lady with a good sense of responsibility who longs for a good home, clean emotion and longlife wont settle for this trash up here. |
ozo_emeka: what does rock mean?Lols, smooch.. Now u get? |
Toktee: Amadioha!!!!!,guy who sent you here,are you of this world or an allien,what a foooolLmao, Una funny o, how can u expect this to be true when its in the Jokes section?? Just imagine say I say make u enter this site and u expect that u won't get wet http://umehoma.com ?? |
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Hezron Lorraine: Awww.so nice.ThanKs, there ΐs even more from Umeh Oma's Online Magazine http://umehoma.com |
harlos: I think i laughed like an hyena after reading it,tho i don't av an idea of how they laughYea, all stories are backed up @ uMeh Oma's Online magazine Via http://umehoma.com |
After a sexual engaging night I woke up with a sweet sensation around my groin. I opened my eyes only to see her seriously sucking my dick as though she wanted it to dry up. I made to sit up but she pressed down on me, now she was focusing at the tip of my dick head. I let her do her thing, promising her in my mind to return the favour double fold. The sweetness reached its apex and I couldn’t hold it no more, she was killing me even without hurting me. Now it was my turn, so I wiped off her already wet pussy with a napkin. Slowly, yet surely; I separated her long legs and dived into her cunt. I modified my tongue to the shape and size of her vulva and twisted it slowly inside. “yes…yes…” she moaned, I knew I had hit the center of gravity. Still sucking her juice, I sliced my mid-finger inside her and gave it some vibration just as I kissed the tongue of her cunt. Now, her oestrogen level was high, she was shaking as though I was sexually electrocuting her, but I was just beginning. She pushed me aside and took 3 deep breathe. Then she came on top of me and rode on me like a ninja. From below, I cupped her little breast in my...... Yes, Continue in Umeh Oma's Online Magazine Via http://umehoma.com
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After getting drunk and. Rocking fellow guys, he decided that the best way to reduc the effect of the alchohol was to stab himself. He ended up vimiting blood and almost vomited his intestines. [img]http://2.bp..com/-TH3cSxA8its/UfbGIw8CAlI/AAAAAAAAAlA/Ep8lM1Bde3k/s640/IMG-20130728-00548.jpg[/img] [img]http://1.bp..com/-u7Yo6Est7eg/UfbLj6IF7xI/AAAAAAAAAlo/SsNzUmc0VmI/s320/IMG-20130728-00549.jpg[/img] See the pics from Umeh Oma's online magazine Via http://www.umehoma.com/2013/07/amebo-corner-photos-lagos-teenager.html |
was a time when Lion’s and Hyena’s were best friends. In fact, they were so close that they lived in the same cave. The went hunting together, ate together, went to the river to swim together, the lion clan and the Hyena community even began to breed with each other. One day, the Lion asked the Hyena “My good friend, ever since I was young we have been together, and I can swear that I have never seen you laugh, why is it so, is anything bothering you?” the Hyena was dumbfounded “well, it’s not that I am never happy, I am happy most of the time but I don’t know how to express it through laughter” the Hyena said. After a little deliberation, the Lion and Hyena resolved to seek the help of the witch doctor to solve the problem of the Hyena. Early the next morning, they both went to see the witch doctor. After the witch doctor mixed some charms, she gave it to the Hyena and said “you and every Hyena in the Animal kingdom must drink this. It will make you laugh. I prepared it with ancient Hyena blood so anyone who does not take it does not share joy within and will die. They thanked her and left. The Hyena took the portion to his community and after drinking it, asked other Hyena’s to drink but some refused including the Hyena’s mother who hated Dark magic. After a few days, all the hyena’s that didn’t take the portion fell sick and after a few more days began to die. This greatly angered the Hyena because they loved each other greatly. Soon, the hyena’s mother died and it greatly angered the Hyena and he mobilized other Hyena’s and they killed the Lion who had brought the predicament on them. The Lion clan felt insulted and waged war against the Hyena’s and chased them away from their midst. Even as the Hyena’s were running, they were laughing because the laughing portion was very effective. Till today, the Hyena still laughs even when he is angry. And that is why till this day, a lion will kill a hyena even if it’s not hungry. THAT IS THE END OF TONIGHTS STORY, WHAT DID YOU LEARN? NOTE this threat ΐs courtesy Umeh Oma's Online Magazine Via http://umehoma.com
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Lmao, dis 1 na normal tin na. 1 guy even saved one as FOOL
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Uwakuwak: So that the enemy will see that i'm not alone.lols, u don't have to use a bible b4 ur enemies know ure not alone. ur spirituality speaks 4 its self.
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Thousands of years ago, there was a time when Lion’s and Hyena’s were best friends. In fact, they were so close that they lived in the same cave. The went hunting together, ate together, went to the river to swim together, the lion clan and the Hyena community even began to breed with each other. One day, the Lion asked the Hyena “My good friend, ever since I was young we have been together, and I can swear that I have never seen you laugh, why is it so, is anything bothering you?” the Hyena was dumbfounded “well, it’s not that I am never happy, I am happy most of the time but I don’t know how to express it through laughter” the Hyena said. After a little deliberation, the Lion and Hyena resolved to seek the help of the witch doctor to solve the problem of the Hyena. Early the next morning, they both went to see the witch doctor. After the witch doctor mixed some charms, she gave it to the Hyena and said “you and every Hyena in the Animal kingdom must drink this. It will make you laugh. I prepared it with ancient Hyena blood so anyone who does not take it does not share joy within and will die. They thanked her and left. The Hyena took the portion to his community and after drinking it, asked other Hyena’s to drink but some refused including the Hyena’s mother who hated Dark magic. After a few days, all the hyena’s that didn’t take the portion fell sick and after a few more days began to die. This greatly angered the Hyena because they loved each other greatly. Soon, the hyena’s mother died and it greatly angered the Hyena and he mobilized other Hyena’s and they killed the Lion who had brought the predicament on them. The Lion clan felt insulted and waged war against the Hyena’s and chased them away from their midst. Even as the Hyena’s were running, they were laughing because the laughing portion was very effective. Till today, the Hyena still laughs even when he is angry. And that is why till this day, a lion will kill a hyena even if it’s not hungry. THIS POST IS COURTESY UMEH OMA'S ONLINE MAGaZINE via http://umehoma.com #Beyond Borders @umehoma
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It was the day for our community’s leadership election for the post of Onye ishi. Which means “the head man” and we were still waiting for the other five candidates for the post but could find none except the dreaded one legged Okaka. The position of Onye ishi is contested once in a generation as any one elected would lead till he dies. The past Onye ishi was found dead in his family home and it was said that he died of poison. Before today, Okaka had told the other five candidates to step down else something bad would happen to them, but their lust for power was far more than their fear of death. Everyone feared okaka. He had terrorized the community for long. During his school days, he was the head of a dreaded cult and he led the cult to all manner of evil practices. He lost his leg when they went for a robbery and ran into a patrolling police squad and they engaged in a shootout and Okaka was shot twice on his knee. After they escaped, they couldn’t take him to the hospital as they feared the police would come searching for them so the Local medicine doctor chopped off Okaka’s leg a few weeks later when it began to decay. Now Okaka the one legged criminal is contesting for the post of the head of the community that has gold in its rivers. After waiting for the other candidates and they didn’t show up, Okaka was crowned Onye ishi of Opanela community. He received different solidarity visits from prestigious people in the country and environs including the Gold minning companies who gave Okaka a total of One hundred million Naira to run his affairs. Okaka left the village to a foreign country so as to get spiritual charms and also imported different weapons and ammunition that will be enough for seven battalion. When he came back, he killed all his enemies and told others who didn’t support him to swear allegiance and be loyal to him else there will be no peace for them. Everyone joined him soon he possessed them with his charms. Okaka has a wicked heart, and enjoys doing evil just for the fun of it. He and his...... See the End Of This Evil Villain on The Online magazine http://umehoma.com
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