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It as around 11:42pm and I just finished watching a horror movie and was scared to death! With all  the courage I had I went to the kitchen to get some milk but noticed that the window was open. As I went to close it, I noticed a creature putting on black and red linen standing outside; starring at my direction. He had blood stains on his right hand and on his left was a dirty shovel.  I quickly shut the window and ran to the sitting room to continue with my movie.

In the movie, I watching the part where a monster Chopped of the head of a girl
And was drinking the blood from her heart then suddenly....NEPA took the light!! Gawd!! Every where was in total darkness! I couldn't even remember where I put my phone.  

Although every where was dark, I could still see the image of the monster from the white TV screen, only that it looked like he was pointing towards me. Like something that is being controlled, the cushion I was sitting on began to move towards the Tv.     

Every thing was happening too fast and I was so scared! Quickly, I stood up and rushed to my room but stumbled on a stool and fell. Still feeling the pain on my kneel, I stood up, rushed to my room and banged the door behind me. I lay on my bed begging sleep to take me but it wouldn't. I heard a swift noise, then my curtain began to move. I saw a shadow like creature standing behind my curtain peeping at me. It was the monster! He had come to take my soul.

I tried to run out of the room but it was like I was sinking inside my bed and I couldn't move. My room was covered in total darkness, not even a single trace of light , I was sure I was going to die that night! I could hear my heart beat...it was like the base drum of a pala-military brigade. I could feel my blood pumping through my veins and artillery, I would make a nice dinner for the monster!

The monster opened my window and stepped in. I could it clearly now. He had one eye and two horns and I saw a bat trying to fly out of his jacket, just to devour me. The monster made a signal and two other creatures stepped into the room.

 One was in the form of a Beast, and the other like a reptile. As they came toward me, with all the courage I could gather, I stood up and ran out of the room. I wanted to run out of the house, but the beast like creature was already at the door so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knief. The first thing that entered my mind was to stab my self and end this misery, but on a second thought, I decided to fight till the death! So there I was, holding a knieve, waiting for the monster and his followers to come inside, then I began to hear heavy footsteps......Gbam!!.......Gbam!....... Closer...Gbam!....closer..... Then Nepa brought the light.......with a shock I woke up, only for me to realize I had been dreaming.....

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egift: Too little. Too Late. Above all Very Hypocritical.

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Texas.Cowgirl:
Saw this on the news this morning..........

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Siena: Never got slapped by my dad, or anyone else.

FUNNY, Just like the people here http://umehoma.com

All men are the same. Don’t ask me who told me to try them all because I didn’t, I only have proof. If u agree

with me that over 85% of men cheat; then that is a reasonable conclusion which not only backs up the fact that all

men are the same but further stamps the fact that all men are cheats!


I don’t want to go down memory lane and start bothering you with my sweet bitter experience in my many

relationships, but since you are reading this I can only conclude that you want to know my story.


I was growing too fat so I registered with a fitness center so as to loose some flesh especially in my tummy area

that was where I me Benson. Ben is not only handsome but has a body that will make any woman crave to have sex

with him. I was doing some sit ups when I heard an unfamiliar voice “ you have to stretch to the end and return

touching your kneels with your fore head if you want to burn that belle fat” I looked up only to see a handsome

young man looking down at me; it was Ben. He helped me with some more exercise and that was the beginning of our

friendship. A few days later, Ben asked me out and I accepted.


Ben was great, in fact almost perfect. He has all the qualities you need in a man only that he made strange

disappearances and would give silly excuses why his phone was off. Initially, I thought he was into some kind of

criminal business till I discovered he has a good job which pays him very well.

One day with all seriousness I demanded from him where he went to most of the time, but he reassured me that I had

nothing to worry because his work took him to places. He convinced me further by bringing out a box from his

breast pocket which contained a diamond ring then he asked the big question “ will you marry me?” that night we

has the most amazing sex. I was ready to give him a baby even before the wedding so in the height of my

overflowing emotion, I made sure he came inside me.



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dvdon: Waow just like 2 pac sang, dats just the way it is, some things will never change. Smh. RIP.

the theives will never learn...the angry mob will never learn tsw

ksusi: let us stick to these

may God bless al my muslim friends and may we continue to please God

There are probably more than 8 ways you could get slim, but I tried to manage them into 8 super sure ways. It dosent

stop at just reading them, it continues with practice.

1. Eat until you feel satisfied, not full;
Most people confuse the state of being just satisfied with being full. Don’t eat from the pack because you won’t know when you eat more that necessary. Pour your snack (chips nuts, trail mix) onto a plate or bowl so you can tell how much you’re consuming before you finish the whole bag. Fullness will take some time to settle in, so even if you
don’t feel full, give yourself some time for your food time to digest.

2. Make sure half of your plate contains veggies;

You already know how essential vegetables are to the body. Vegetables are filled with fiber and water so they fill you

up without filling you out. Be a part-time vegetarian. Give your body a break from animal protein and mix things up.

3. Know what you want;

Do you really want to get that ultra- slim sexy body? If you are really sure then trust me there’s work to be done. If

you can't limit pick-able foods (chips, nuts, grapes, candy, etc.), then make sure you stick to single serving portions,

such as handheld fruits. Also, When ordering out, always order small. Whether it be coffee, salads, soups, frozen

yogurt. If you want to be small, then order small. Similarly make sure your intake isn't top heavy, don't restrict

yourself all day and then break down at night. If you eat more substantially during the day, the nighttime grazing will

taper.

Learn to eat little by little and not heavily.

4. Stay hydrated;

I’d say this is perhaps the most important of them all. Aim for

eight glasses of water a day or more; add lemon for a flavor and

vitamin boost! Don't drink your calories stick to water or ..........................

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It was 7:55pm just 15minites after I had taken the magani gburan tashi, the sex portion that Mallam Hussein gave me and

I was feeling a very hard erection between my legs. It was as hard as hard as a rod. Jezuz, his portion was working

like a bee colony. I was finding it hard to control myself. Mallam Hussein told me to take just 2 spoon of the magani

gburan tashi (the sex portion)but I wanted to prove to Nkechi that I could go for over 5 rounds of sex because she made

jest of me the last time.


I picked up a porn movie and played it, hoping it would ease me off but obviously, I wasn’t thinking

straight. My hands were shaking, the walls felt like they were very far apart and the roof like it was going to fall on

me. I dialed Nkechi’s number again but this time it was switched off. Gawd!! What have I done to my self? I picked up a

baggy jean so as to hide the growth between my legs and without caring if it was visible or not I rushed out of my room

heading for nowhere else than the ‘’ashawo’s place” As I picked up my car key, I was swearing ‘it’s over between I and

this stupid Nkechi girl, when she needs money, she runs to me, when she gets it, she runs to another man” damn!! I

wasn’t thinking straight!

I put the keys in the ignition and turned it but it refused to start. I tried again, oh no, I didn’t

have this time, I was going crazy. Is this not the same car that took me to work and brought me back this evening? I

rushed out of the house and took an okada. “oga something dey chook me for my back the bike man said” oblivious of the

fact that it was my man hood that was poking him. Just keep going, it’s my torch’’ I said. But before I could finish the

words, some police men on road block stopped us. “Come down’’ the officer shouted. We came down but I was bending, I

didn’t want them to notice my third leg. ‘’Oga dis man carry something for him waist oh’’ he said obviously referring to

my now very angry fierce hard cock. Hands up’’ they ordered me cocking their Ak47 riffles. “no, no don’t shoot, plz

oga na my pennis it refuse to go down.” They came closer and after careful observation, they suddenly burst into

laughter. Buhahahaha, oboy wetin you take wey make this thin dey vex like this? I was feeling embarrassed but I had to

rush to the ashawo place and help myself before I go crazy. My adrenaline level was way beyond extraordinary. “Can we go

now?’’ I asked rather impatiently. ‘’go where? na you they rape all the girls wey dem they rape for here abi? Corpora!

Handcuff him, were heading to the station’’. With that the corporal dragged me by the pennis and took me to the back of

the car then they zoomed off heading to the station. As I was pleading with them to reconsider Nkechi call came into my

phone. Gawd!! How I wish I could strangle this bitch.

At the station, the took off my cloth and by this time semen was all over my boxers. They made fun of me and started

calling everyone to come and watch, some even took pictures.

Next, they locked me in one of their cells with one dark slim Youngman. It was just 9pm and I was

wondering how I was going to survive the night. I was not bothered about the mosquito’s or the constant screem of people

that were been tortured , I was just bothered about the hard unquenchable swelling between my legs. I could not take

it anymore, I masturbated 6 times before 11pm that night. The boy they put me with was terrified. Suddenly, I felt a

strange urge and unwillingly I rushed the boy and started tearing of his clothes. Help! Help! The boy screamed. I was

still looking for the hole in his ass before the police officers dragged me away from the boy and gave me the beating of

my life. They beat me to the extent I thought I was dead. It was when they stripped me of my clothes that they realized

how serious my case was. My penis was shinning red and pink from over masturbation. There was blood all over my penis. I

faintly remember one of the female officers begging that I should be rushed to the hospital. As I write this story from

my hospital bed, I wish to send it to umehoma@gmail.com so that it can be published on his blog umehoma..com so

that other readers will learn from me.

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Waspy: Ur case dey OKIJA shrine

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tensazangetsu: Please how do I become a bad boy?

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July 2012 was one of my happiest moments in life, or so I thought. I had a good job with a steady income, a house,

a car and to spice it up, I had Chris. Chris and I have been dating for just four weeks yet it felt like four years. He

was loving, caring, handsome and rich. Not like I cared about his money though. Unlike the few men I’ve dated, Chris

seemed different. He had never made a move to kiss me not to talk about asking for sex.


I was 25 years and still a virgin. And I still am. Sometimes I wondered if he was real or not because he kept

buying me expensive things, kept taking me to places I didn’t know existed but he never asked for sex. One day when I

visited him at home, I made the move to kiss him and he reluctantly kissed back. His lips felt like fresh dew at the

cape of Kilimanjaro. His touch like the early morning sun, slowly penetrating, and his caressing like world peace.

Suddenly, he withdrew and asked that we take things slow.


Chris didn’t keep many friends, in fact he had only one friend; Bob. Chris and Bob were very close in a way I didn’t

like. There was something about Bob that I didn’t like but I couldn’t place it. I even observed from the way looks at me

that he didn’t like me too.


In no distant time, Chris introduced me to his family. His younger sister Tara seemed very nice. We talked on phone

frequently and soon became besties. I wasn’t surprised when Chris proposed and I immediately accepted. “this is the man

of my dreams” I assured myself, ‘the man I’ve been keeping my virginity for.


A week before our weeding Chris and I got caught up in an emotion filled romance. I was so high and so wet I wanted him

to break me that day but again he refused. If I had loved him 100% before, after that day it became 200%. On our wedding

night, I was the happiest woman on earth. Bob was Chris’s best man and Tara my chief bridesmaid. We had a very big

wedding. After the reception and late night party I had to go to our apartment alone because I couldn’t find Chris. I

was told he said he wanted to drop his business associates. I waited and kept calling him without any reply. That was

our wedding night, the night I had always imagined to be the best night ever. The night I would willing give up the

pride of my womanhood. Chris however showed up in the morning apologizing with some clumsy excuse about being arrested

by the police. I was still crying so he held me and kissed me, slowly his hands grasped my breast and he pinned me to

the bed. I was ready, better late than never. My hands were all over him, gently urging him to tear me apart. Blood was

rushing in and out of my heart. We were half naked before Chris suddenly stopped and zoomed out of the house.


I was confused, he didn’t come home till after 3 days. And whenever he came home he was either drunk or too

tired and will not say a word to me or even eat the food I cooked. I tried to know why he suddenly changed, why he

didn’t want to take me, but he wouldn’t tell me, something was up, but I couldn’t decipher it.

It was now one month after our wedding.................
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The world is slowly evolving, so is our mindset. But is that a solid reason to back up the reason why girls like bad boys?
It’s not an argument, it’s a fact. If you are a typical ‘good guy’ and you are reading this post I can only conclude that you concur. The ‘bad boys’ are out there are taking all the girls; both the good and the bad ones.
But what is it that attracts girls to bad boys? Why will a girl choose to see the good guy as an old piece of furniture and accept or even go after the bad guy who might actually cause her pain and misery? Let’s take a look at the following reasons:
-BAD GUYS ARE FULL OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT.
It is true,’’’ girls just want to have fun’’ and bad guys happen to be full of fun and excitement as its their daily routine to engage in 'fun filled activities'
-FEMALE PSYCHOLOGY.
The female psychology is wired in a way that women are bound to want an anchor. Weak male cannot protect them or at least give them a sense of security. So a woman will generally want a man who exhibits dominant traits; a guy who appears capable of protecting himself and his woman.
-SEX-
Women have the feeling that arrogance is connected to sex drive. It is only natural for a woman to be sexually attracted to a more slightly radical fellow because adrenaline; the enzyme that causes the male to be more male’ also increases sex drive. So in her mind frame, she takes the good guy as ‘the guy I’ll never Bleep’ and the bad guy as ‘yeah lets get digging’
-FAME-

see
The world is slowly evolving, so is our mindset. But is that a solid reason to back up the reason why girls like bad boys?
It’s not an argument, it’s a fact. If you are a typical ‘good guy’ and you are reading this post I can only conclude that you concur. The ‘bad boys’ are out there are taking all the girls; both the good and the bad ones.
But what is it that attracts girls to bad boys? Why will a girl choose to see the good guy as an old piece of furniture and accept or even go after the bad guy who might actually cause her pain and misery? Let’s take a look at the following reasons:
-BAD GUYS ARE FULL OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT.
It is true,’’’ girls just want to have fun’’ and bad guys happen to be full of fun and excitement as its their daily routine to engage in 'fun filled activities'
-FEMALE PSYCHOLOGY.
The female psychology is wired in a way that women are bound to want an anchor. Weak male cannot protect them or at least give them a sense of security. So a woman will generally want a man who exhibits dominant traits; a guy who appears capable of protecting himself and his woman.
-SEX-
Women have the feeling that arrogance is connected to sex drive. It is only natural for a woman to be sexually attracted to a more slightly radical fellow because adrenaline; the enzyme that causes the male to be more male’ also increases sex drive. So in her mind frame, she takes the good guy as ‘the guy I’ll never Bleep’ and the bad guy as ‘yeah lets get digging’
-FAME-
In the animal kingdom,the she’s tend to be loyal to the dominant male. Don’t be deceived, its also like that among humans. Bad guys are famous, therefore exhibiting dominance. A woman will be attracted to a famous dude because he is always in the lime light, and women just like to be in the company of famous dudes.
-BAD BOYS ARE MYSTERIOUS-
Apart from the fact that bad boys are very interesting and fun to be with, they are mixed with unpredictability, confidence, indifference, mystery, intrigue and most especially; they do not abide by the books and don’t care what other people think. These traits, women find irresistible.
-THEY KNOW HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN-
When it comes to chatting up females, they give this’’ I don’t give a damn attitude’’ and are knowledgeable in almost every topic under the sun because of their adventurous lifestyle. To wrap It all, they know how to make a woman feel good with words.
We could go on, but I want to wrap it up in one sentence ‘’bad boys rock’’

CONTRAST-
However, these women who appear to like bad boys later drop such feelings as they get older because they begin to look out for long term relationships or life long partners and see the good guys as potential good husbands.
So good news
after all for the good guys; don’t worry, though she may diss and dis regard you now, she may come back for you when she reaches puberty. Lol, but just stay tuned to this blog, I might write on ‘’why bad girls like good guys’’ get it?
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Ojisik: LOOL....MINE IS THAT VIJU MILK ADVERT WITH SEGUN EYErinze

if i hear say...

Caracta: I took the picture. I was there!

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bella berry: It's quite sad that these guys have lost their source of livelihood, but truth be told, they should move on (perhaps to Keke business)rather than engage the govt in a long drawn battle. It wouldn't yield any results in the end.

Well, its painful because these people actually have a life to live. Some dnt have money 4 a keke napeb. Its similar to a story I read here http://umehoma..com

Walexz02: Really?
It will be good for the FG if impleted well. Some of this ministries are not knwn by many Nigerians talkless of knowing what they do.

It is better late than never!!

But make part of the money reach the masses via production of Jobs

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Walexz02: Really?
It will be good for the FG if impleted well. Some of this ministries are not knwn by many Nigerians talkless of knowing what they do.

It is better late than never!!

But make part of the money reach the masses via production of Jobs

Similar to what hapened here http://umehoma..com

obainojazz: hmmm....are you sure those soldiers arrested are not buhari sons

There seems to be no detail in dis report; what were their names? Wat exactly did they do; I mean exactly. If they were charged with man slaughter what evidence were they charged to court with? NTCHEEW reminds me of a story here http://umehoma..com

obi4eze: Very silly excuse by the FG. So unfortunate that we have a bunch of very insensitive leaders that send their children abroad while the universities in their homeland suffer. Too bad.

Can u imagine that?? They forgot to include it in the budget? They forgot about the youths? They forgot about the Educational sector?? What were they thinking? How to buy new private jets? Or probably.......ArrgHHH reminds me of a story here http://umehoma..com

What exactly attracts a man to a woman? Although, we live in a society where men often pretend to like a woman which

might be for personal reasons, I will like to remind you that men are more sexual creatures than women. In as much as

a man will be drawn to the physical attributes of a woman like her physicality (body stature, lips, eyes, smile, boobs

etc) as the chemistry diminishes, a man will pay more attention to the inner qualities of a woman which goes a long

way to defining the relationship between the two of them.


On this topic, we will talk about both the internal and external features that attract a man to a woman.


INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL FACTORS THAT ATTRACTS A MAN TO A WOMAN.


1. Sexual Chemistry- Am starting with this because men are men, and this might likely be the first thing to come

into his mind. A man is most likely to be attracted to a woman with an awesome body structure. Am not saying this to

please or displease any one, am just saying how it is. Some men like slim girls, some fat ones, yet most men will

strive to resist a lady that has a sexual connection with them….it’s just chemistry.


A lady who knows body language techniques, will send a thousand signals to a man even without saying a word.


An yes, everyone loves sex, a lady who is not afraid to undertake sexual adventures will keep a man glued to her even

if he want to go.

2. Features and Attributes- I call this the accessories. A woman with killer eyes will attracts a man, better still,

a lady can melt the heart of a man if she has a wonderful smile. Men see women who smile a lot as the “happy ones”.

It’s like an unconscious signal telling a man he can talk to you without being embarrassed, you get? I you are the

type that is always sad, most men will see you as being insecure and that’s not what we want isn’t it?


Other “accessories” are; Beauty which is the natural ingredient, hygiene common!Do I have to tell you this? Self-Care,

Good Kisser, ummm this might be after he taste


...CONTINUE FROM SOURCE http://umehoma..com

What exactly attracts a man to a woman? Although, we live in a society where men often pretend to like a woman which

might be for personal reasons, I will like to remind you that men are more sexual creatures than women. In as much as

a man will be drawn to the physical attributes of a woman like her physicality (body stature, lips, eyes, smile, boobs

etc) as the chemistry diminishes, a man will pay more attention to the inner qualities of a woman which goes a long

way to defining the relationship between the two of them.


On this topic, we will talk about both the internal and external features that attract a man to a woman.


INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL FACTORS THAT ATTRACTS A MAN TO A WOMAN.


1. Sexual Chemistry- Am starting with this because men are men, and this might likely be the first thing to come

into his mind. A man is most likely to be attracted to a woman with an awesome body structure. Am not saying this to

please or displease any one, am just saying how it is. Some men like slim girls, some fat ones, yet most men will

strive to resist a lady that has a sexual connection with them….it’s just chemistry.

A lady who knows body language techniques, will send a thousand signals to a man even without saying a word.


An yes, everyone loves sex, a lady who is not afraid to undertake sexual adventures will keep a man glued to her even

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Abdul Adam56: May God reward them.how about star boi?

We heard he has given N3m. U, what have u dropped??

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nuttylilnabs: Hope she has contribute some money too.

Kai, Naija pikins dem, una nO go kiLL persOn.
MeanwhilE

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siddiq202: Well, he will make the top three this time. But winning it? Nah

U re right, I don't tinK so tOO

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fitzmayowa: No place for crime in naija

Kai, dis is puRe wickeDneSS

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