Limaoscar: Italy don port go back go park several buses....

Annoying things is , italy will wobble like this and still play in the final

I hope Nigeria wins Uruguay tomorow.

callmepamela:



this is awesome....i love this, i finished it, its great!!

Thanks for taking time out to finish it. Also try to visit the page always for even more interesting stories like (he newest one there now "TALIMA THE ANGEL OF DEATH" its @ http://umehoma..com

peteregwu:

Y dont u try and tel d truth here. Or are u just tryin to advertise yr blog or what.

Pls make sure u are born again and stop telin us lies here..

Try and be realistic and know ur purpose please. Donot let the devil use u.
Morever, try to use ur God given talent to make the world a better place.
Thank U.

Its great to have a forum like Nairaland where we all with the same passion can hOok up.

Beyond Borders is a page that focuses on SHort Stories as well as Fashion and Entertainment. It has a section where it uses the medium to expose upcoming acts not only to thousands of trooping Nigerians but to visitors from UK, US, Span, Burkinafaso, Bulgaria etc but no mention a few.

Serious upcoming Acts should contact me via umehoma@gmail.com for details.

Also visit http://umehoma..com

Hope to hear from only serious minded acts, tanKs

sun_temi: yes Sir.

Nice one, I'd like to say that if ure an Upcoming Act and will like to get exposed and tell the world about ur self and ur music then send me a mail umehoma@gmail.com

Lanceslot: Make she clap for herself, she's created a great record.......

EXPOSED!!! THE WITCH THAT HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE 4 VARIOUS DEATHS "TALIMA; THE ANGEL OF DEATH" see full story @ http://umehoma..com

sholay2011: Abeg where d photo? I can't see anything oh...abi is d picshure a spiritual one?

Lols u no get eyes?



EXPOSED!!! THE WITCH THAT HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE 4 VARIOUS DEATHS "TALIMA; THE ANGEL OF DEATH" see full story @ http://umehoma..com

toba: God forbid

it means our own is our own

Mia San Mia

EXPOSED!!! THE WITCH THAT HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE 4 VARIOUS DEATHS "TALIMA; THE ANGEL OF DEATH" see full story @ http://umehoma..com

toba: God forbid

it means our own is our own

Mia San Mia

EXPOSED!!! THE WITCH THAT HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE 4 VARIOUS DEATHS "TALIMA; THE ANGEL OF DEATH" see full story @ http://umehoma..com

mysticgal: Abeg no qurrels

This is a christian Chat room, Y shld we Quarel?

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Reyginus: *Walks into the chatroom in a drowsy swagger, a bottle of buzugee's red wine in a hand flowered by a stream of stuttering blood vessels. Looks at the posts above and loses confidence as he tries to light a conversation:h....e....l.Ends up swallowing his words. Turns around like the shy boy he is, head bowed, walks few steps back to the door. As it turns out, to strike the match for the light he becomes the usher.* Welcome. Nice thread.

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Nice intro, God bless us all
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I can’t blame my mum for insisting I followed her to church for a night vigil that Friday. But perhaps, if I had not

gone, all this would not have happened. It was around half-past two in the morning and the prayer warriors were

praying for a woman and she was rolling seriously on the floor. Suddenly, she began to talk to the pastor “so you want

to take me out of my home, I don’t have any where to go to leave me alone” the pastor and his warriors kept praying.

She was creating a scene and everybody was watching, I and some other people quickly rushed to the pulpit to record

the scene and take pictures. As I was taking the picture, the woman rushed at me and held me tight. It took the

intervention of some youth to disengage her from me.

I was shocked and suddenly feeling tired and dizzy so one of the ushers showed me a place to rest. As I was resting, I

found myself in a place; there were several other people there with me, somewhere bound in chains. Then a beautiful

woman with four horns on her head came and put something in my mouth and said “welcome”.

The following week I felt strange and depressed and the week that followed I had so many frightening nightmares. In

one of them, I was been initiated and given a task to “go into the world and kill”. My spiritual name was “Talima;

Angel of death”.

My first assignment was ................................ PLEASE CONTINUE THIS CONFESSION AT http://umehoma..com

jennykadry:

Child and parent.....,husband and wife are two different scenarios. I don't get the logic behind you comparing these two.

Also, can you please type in full English. People like me struggle to read your post

THE QUESTION IS HOW MUCH SHE TAKES BECAUSE IF ITS LITTLE MONEY THEN ITS NO STEALING ABI? BUT U MAY COSIDER HAVING A CHAT WITH HER. ]
I HAVE SIMILAR STORIES LIKE THIS HERE http://umehoma..com

Nobody is perfect. At least once in our life time we must have been a fool. Even in the ancient Roman Empire the king

always has a fool which makes him happy. Nevertheless, the fool has to be careful not to over step his boundary lest,

he be beheaded.

Talking about boundaries; last year Anurika over stepped hers. Am a contractor affiliated to the ministry of internal

revenue and in my line of work we submit tenders and bids and await the ministry to award the contracts to whom they

deem fit for the work. I put in a bid for a contract worth N5million and submitted my tender for the work alongside

other contractors. As usual I told Anuri my wife about the job and we prayed over it.

It’s almost a year and I still remember the rage that burnt in me from the incident; it was the first day of a new

month and a Sunday so as we prepared to go to church Anuri gave me an envelope saying “the mail man brought it

yesterday”. On opening the envelope it was a letter from the ministry stating that I had won the contract! My joy knew

no bound. I screamed and together we celebrated. I wanted to call my friends to celebrate with us but she said no.

“We’ll call them when we return from service”. I noticed she wasn’t really in a festive mood.

I got the shock on our way back from church when she told me that the letter was fake and was only an April fool’s

joke! What an expensive joke it was. To say I was mad was an understatement, if not that I was driving I probably

would have strangled her.

We had a very big fight which almost broke up our marriage, but we later recounciled.

This year I was ready for her, she won’t play me rather I play her. 1st of April 2013 was a Monday and I was sure I

would............................. pease continue with this story and loads more on http://umehoma..com
EyOO

Na Laugh:

Abeg no shout o. I say enter 'quietly'.

i wanted to laugh in spanish but it will be loud hehahoyahuda let us quitely log on to http://umehoma..com and see more...

adexsimply: ..omo, good news plenty for front page today o

but the girl fvck up small o..na that dangling pendulum she suppose chop off first..

ITS FUNNYHOW PEOPLE ARE QUICK TO SAY ONE THING AND ANOTHER. WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR VIEWS THOUGH. THERE ARE EEN MORE TROUBLESOME STORIES HERE http://umehoma..com[http://umehoma..com]

Nobody is perfect. At least once in our life time we must have been a fool. Even in

the ancient Roman Empire the king always has a fool which makes him happy.

Nevertheless, the fool has to be careful not to over step his boundary lest, he be

beheaded.

Talking about boundaries; last year Anurika over stepped hers. Am a contractor

affiliated to the ministry of internal revenue and in my line of work we submit tenders

and bids and await the ministry to award the contracts to whom they deem fit for

the work. I put in a bid for a contract worth N5million and submitted my tender for

the work alongside other contractors. As usual I told Anuri my wife about the job

and we prayed over it.

It’s almost a year and I still remember the rage that burnt in me from the incident; it

was the first day of a new month and a Sunday so as we prepared to go to church

Anuri gave me an envelope saying “the mail man brought it yesterday”. On opening

the envelope it was a letter from the ministry stating that I had won the contract!

My joy knew no bound. I screamed and together we celebrated. I wanted to call my

friends to celebrate with us but she said no. “We’ll call them when we return from

service”. I noticed she wasn’t really in a festive mood.

I got the shock on our way back from church when she told me that the letter was

fake and was only an April fool’s joke! What an expensive joke it was. To say I was

mad was an understatement, if not that I was driving I probably would have

strangled her.

We had a very big fight which almost broke up our marriage, but we later

recounciled.

This year I was ready for her, she won’t play me rather I play her. 1st of April 2013

was a Monday and I was sure I would get my revenge. My wife has ..................

Please finish this story and even more at http://umehoma..com

i feel you bro, just swallow ur pride ok? and am sure u enjoyed the post from the blog

Why are you not able to attract women? Or maybe you attract them, but you want to take it to the next level? You should

know that women are complex creatures and what goes for one may not go for another for example; some women like men

with beards while some don’t, women at their peak fertility prefer men oozing with the smell of testosterone etc.

Notwithstanding, these points have been deductively proven to be the basic reasons why most women are attracted to men.

CONFIDENCE/ ATTITUDE-

This point cannot be over emphasized. In fact, a man who doesn’t have other attributes but has full confidence and a

positive attitude can win over any woman

She’s just a lady, not a god, man up and talk to her. Even if you are rejected, don’t let it affect you. Rather see

her as the one loosing something valuable.

Your attitude should be your arsenal. Be positive, love yourself, love your life, walk around like you have a few

thousand dollars reserved somewhere, you get? But don’t liken a positive attitude with arrogance

.................
YOU JUST HAVE TO FINISH THIS POST. PLEASE CONTINUE READING @ http://umehoma..com

We were walking home, as we had finished attending a power packed program which was very inspirational. More so because the guest speaker was a motivational speaker and he really hammered on the topic “BELIEVE”. He explored wit us the power of believe, saying that we can achieve anything! All we have to do is believe.
I and my best friend were feeling very powerful, although we were not happy that we had not fully utilized the power of believe, we were happy to have discovered the power. “ See what we have been missing? If only we believed that we will pass Nwokama’s course we would not have failed it”. Jones my best friend said. “hence forth, I will use the power of believe to the maximum’’. “ I agree with you” I told him “ but remember what the speaker said belive works with action”.
Jones was not listening to me; it was like he was possessed by the topic. He was not in the real world with me. “I believe ....................
PLEASE CONTINUE READING HERE; http://umehoma..com

Firstly, I have to say that the best revenge in this contest is just to live your life. However, if you still believe that things will still work out between you and your ex then try and reconcile with them. But if not, then yes! This post is for you.

- Now, get it into your head that he/she is your EX!! In capital letters, its either you accept that fact or you are damned. He/she was an integral part o you, yes, but sweetie get over it because if you don’t,
then he/she will torment you. Be HAPPY, and live your life. This is the starting point, if you can do this then you’re good to go.

- --- Yes I know you’re sad, but must you run to facebook and twitter to tell the world? Post normal stuffs about your normal life, even if you are not overjoyed, don’t give em’ the feeling that you’re sad or depressed, no hun, don’t do that. And hey, you don’t have to block him/her what signal do you want to send?

- --- Be busy, stay active, depression comes when you’re always alone thinking about stuffs you shouldn’t be thinking about. Hang out with friends, hit the gym, stay social you need it. And if for any reason you run into your ex, stay calm and act casual. Respond to em’ like you do to any normal friend of yours…..don’t over act. DO NOT talk about the past, the past is in the past, doing that will only awaken emotion you want dead. Also try not to spend more time than necessary with him/her. Do not act like you still remember his likes and dislikes, if he likes, let his likes dislike his likes……I know you understand me.

- --- Look good. No, look even better. This does not necessarily mean you should over dress. Dress in fly way, he/she is not familiar with; you are not trying to impress him/her. If he/she compliments you, say “thanks”. If he/she makes advances, reject them out rightly. If you have to call em’ it should be once in a blue, that blue has to be very dark you might think it’s black. And please don’t call their relatives.


- --- See someone, I mean the opposite sex. Get out of that shell, you are SINGLE! Don’t be desperate, your dressing and lively mood will attract the right people. Don’t rush into another relationship because you just came out of one.

What do you think about these tips?

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