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Romance / Re: How Often Happy Couples Should Have Sex by eyeon(m): 7:29am On Nov 19, 2015
Sex isn't love, it only promotes it.
Romance / Re: After Reading This, You’ll Nev Er Look At Banana The Same Way Again [see Here] by eyeon(m): 7:17am On Nov 19, 2015
Bananas are meant for eating and not for digging. grin

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Quit Your Nigerian Girl For A Foreign Girl by eyeon(m): 10:31pm On Nov 18, 2015
bettercreature:
Don't mind the poor OP,RICH guys abroad can never married those foreign girls with loosed pussssie,he is just a learner that is why he doesnt know what's right
Don't mind him.
Romance / Re: Help! I don't Know How to have an elongated Coversation With A Lady. by eyeon(m): 10:27pm On Nov 18, 2015
Your threads. You once posted that you have two hundred and something likes and still counting. You posted that as a girl...
...
And now, this thread as a guy...
What really are you?
Romance / Re: He Is Addicted To Masturbation by eyeon(m): 10:01pm On Nov 18, 2015
Believe that you'll quit it one day. It helps a lot.
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pastor Brought A Man To My Sista Work Place For Marriage by eyeon(m): 9:53pm On Nov 18, 2015
Hmm, pastor na one eye I take dey look you o.
Romance / Re: Why You Should Quit Your Nigerian Girl For A Foreign Girl by eyeon(m): 9:14pm On Nov 18, 2015
And they can't cook our food, so damn them.
Romance / Re: Eating Of Vaginal Causes Pink Lips by eyeon(m): 8:43pm On Nov 18, 2015
And you gotta eat booty like groceries. grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Dont Lie..who Would U Chose? by eyeon(m): 8:36pm On Nov 18, 2015
My first time; clicking MrCork's post and I've confirmed what I've been hearing. grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Do You Really Agree That Guys Are More Emotional Than Ladies And Why? by eyeon(m): 5:41pm On Nov 18, 2015
It ain't gon show.
Romance / Re: What Is The Outcome (needs Advice) by eyeon(m): 5:34pm On Nov 18, 2015
Haven't you heard of those who died during marathon sex? Anything can happen o.
Romance / Re: 5 Things That Make Sex Embarrassing by eyeon(m): 12:51pm On Nov 18, 2015
Farting during sex... Lol... Girls are used to this... When skyrocketing. grin

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Romance / Re: 19 And Yhu Have'nt Had A Girlfriend,does That Make Yhu An Outdated Dude?? by eyeon(m): 12:35pm On Nov 18, 2015
Most girls will call you outdated cos they wish you got spoilt as earlier as they did... That's how the corrupt gents...

Just keep cool; you ain't outdated.
Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 8:47am On Nov 18, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Yeah no problem lol. I'm sorry too for sounding aggressive.
Udo di.

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Romance / Re: Within A Month Of Meeting Her, She Told Her Mum About Me. by eyeon(m): 11:39pm On Nov 17, 2015
Sanmel:
lol.. The OP is most likely in his twenties & probably not ready to settle down so, that can't happen in his case..
He'll be fine.
Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 11:37pm On Nov 17, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Lol self esteem? What does proving who you are have anything to do with insecurity? In fact its the opposite, because I am secure enough to not hide what I know is the truth. Even tho I don't see how this is your business, eyeon

Whatever I'm shamelessly leaving it there because I'm tired of accusations from deranged people.....
My sista ayaff suffa cry
Just that you changed it cos someone called you fake; you know you more and that's all that should matter... But I meant no problems tho'. I'm sorry about that.
Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 11:30pm On Nov 17, 2015
Laveda:
Low sef esteem? Nah bro. . You're not right. .
But for me I wouldn't do such . Fucck some Nlander's nd their opinion.
I'm telling you... One should'nt care what people think; especially here on Nairaland.

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Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 11:19pm On Nov 17, 2015
Laveda:
Nah, someone actually said she's fake. . So she had to do that.
I know what I'm pointing at... I saw the thread; the guy said he saw the same girl on her dp, called but she didn't reply normally...
...
What is it she's afraid of losing here that she had to tag her moniker on herself?

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Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2015
Laveda:
cheesy
If another person had done that now, she'll say that the person's self-esteem is jittery... See insecurity.
Romance / Re: Update..help! I Am In Love With My Employee(part 2) by eyeon(m): 10:59pm On Nov 17, 2015
mudility:

It very possible things might work out in future but i vow not to make the move anymore. I will just enjoy the feelings codedly in my heart expecting nothing to work out.lol
Time changes everything.
Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 10:56pm On Nov 17, 2015
Laveda:
'our wife' some Nairalanders made you do that? grin I mean your dp
Hahahehehohohoha. grin

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Education / Re: Boarding Schools And Lesbianism by eyeon(m): 10:51pm On Nov 17, 2015
And when they go home on holidays, they feign good daughters of good parents. Parents, don't be deceived.

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Romance / Re: Within A Month Of Meeting Her, She Told Her Mum About Me. by eyeon(m): 10:36pm On Nov 17, 2015
Sanmel:
She's smart.. That's exactly how my bro got married to his wife within 5months of meeting.
Within 2months, she said her dad would like to see him. From there the dad said he should come for proper introduction the next month.. During the introduction, the elders said they're giving him only 2months to come & pay the bride price & that was how they got married & lived ............... after
Easy naa... Nígga's fidgeting already.
Romance / Re: Update..help! I Am In Love With My Employee(part 2) by eyeon(m): 10:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
mudility:

lols.. blog link have been removed due to some personal reasons. have fun
It's no biggy... But I hate it when people share stories half way. Wether by us or not, that blog will be visited.
Romance / Re: Update..help! I Am In Love With My Employee(part 2) by eyeon(m): 10:14pm On Nov 17, 2015
mudility:
Hey friends, please forgive me for i have sinned.lol

Honestly i should have keep the house updated on current situation between my employee i was crushing on but fail to do so.

No more cause for alarm, i am here to keep you updated but first of all i want to dedicate and give kudos to a gallant NLder "internetpo", for drawing my attention to this.

Okay, after the other night i read all the bashing cum suggestions and advised, i went straight to the woman selling drinks in my juncture.

I order for two bottle of star lagger beer. As i was drinking i keep wondering who invented the phrase."don't poo were you eat". I ponder on why should it be a crime for me to be in love with my employee.

As my alcoholic filled brain could not help unravel the misery, i staggered to my bed and slept off.

The next morning i woke, i was full of energy and was in happy mood because there was no single winnings in my shop.

So by the time u got to work my two employee were already there putting one or two things together. I called on the one i was crushing on and told her she will have to go and work in my new boring office (ya. it boring because since on the first of this month i opened it, it has not turnover up to 5k and i may close it up by month end if the patronage did not increase).

She hurriedly left and i must confess, i felt relaxed. latter in the day i noticed my heart, thought was all about her. So i have to find the courage to visit her.

Within ten minute, i am already in my new office. As expected no customer around. She was watching Nigerian home movie with my laptop. Due to the hot whether coupled with the burning flame of love in my heart, i sent her to get me a bottle of coke plus one for herself but she said no thank you boss.

After i finished drinking my coke , i noticed my heart was still beating fast as she continue with her nollywood movie. I called to her and said,
me: i am sorry
she: sorry for what?
me: for the stress i put you through, for everything i told you
she: it's okay
me: yeah i'm realy sorry, i have forgotten everything.
she: okay no problem boss
me: All i want from you is to be committed to your duty like you always do to avoid my wrath.
she: yes sir.

I noticed after that conversation she is now freer and share jokes with me. Although my heart still skip a beat for her, i will keep to business ethics and look for love somewhere else.

thank you all.
Nice...
But do you know that you'ld still go back for her heart in one way or the other?
Romance / Re: Update..help! I Am In Love With My Employee(part 2) by eyeon(m): 10:09pm On Nov 17, 2015
kingcity:
whats the title of this movie??
''YOU MUST VISIT MY BLOG'' Lol.
Romance / Re: No ls taken by eyeon(m): 10:01pm On Nov 17, 2015
You need to forget about women totally and love your man. #MyOpinion
Romance / Re: Maybe I Should Say God Is Marvelous by eyeon(m): 9:54pm On Nov 17, 2015
My spirit remains with me. Sorry.
Romance / Re: How Can I Access My Previous Pictures On My Profile by eyeon(m): 8:33pm On Nov 17, 2015
icym241:

no mind dem jare
I no fit mind them.
Romance / Re: Do Girls Spoil Guys Or Its Only Guys Who Spoil Girls? by eyeon(m): 6:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
If a girl ever spoils you; you can never be revived any sooner...
Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders A Brother Needs Your Advice. by eyeon(m): 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
She's shown you all the green lights in the world... You see; even when we decide to abstain, they still feel sad... #Life

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