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kolubo: Wetin d man do self, abi he dey sell suya for roadside?

Hahahahahahaha!

M tired menh...m so tired menh...*In d voice of Olamide*

tobechi20: One by one.....universities are spliting from AASU ,

at the end only Aasu president dr Faggae will be on strike

hahahahhaha lwkmd...UNN breaks out too.

martronilla: Something that I have been interested in learning
more about has been if people can maintain healthy
relationships without involving sex. I remember my
best friend and I talking about it one time in a
sleepover, but even though we had similar opinions
we were still unsure on whether we had an answer.
Lately, the issue has caught my eye again. I know
that many people feel that sex is a must in a
relationship. From what I’ve heard not many people
believe it’s possible. For example, I heard that if you
“give it up” right away you're considered smutty,
but if you wait a while it’s fine. Now that’s just what
I’ve heard, it may not be true.
One thing that I know for sure about maintaining a
healthy relationship is that trust and respect are
extremely important. Now, I’ve studied my share of
relationships and believe it to be uncertain
personally, It’s funny to me how relationships last
longer when nobody/few know(s) your business.
Maintaining a healthy relationship without sex has
always been a questionable statement. Our
generations change, and become more developed
than the last. Now we have children as young as 12
indulging themselves in sexual activity simply,
because they think it’s the thing to do when in a
“relationship.” Truth be told, we all know that the
term “sex” is meant for adults and married couples,
us teens are taught sexual education to maintain us
cautious about our social environment. Many times
we are misled into peer pressure, we just give in
because of the moment, or we feel we’re in love.
Majority of the times, it’s not love we feel, it’s
infatuation. Naija guys will never understand this.

'us teens?' who b ur mate sef

Big4wig: If i ain't getting d pussy,no spending noni.

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as
it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the
153 hens... The farmer is impressed
thinking about the eggs the hens would
hatch. At lunch, the young energetic
rooster again screws all the 153 hens. The
farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he
finds the rooster bleeping the ducks & the
geese and parrot too which scared the
hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer
finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead &
vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You
deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U
deserve this "The rooster opens one
eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them
land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my
whole bleeping career"

#BIGWIG

Dis made me laugh anyhow. Its so funny. Thumbs up dude!

[quote author=emmy-richie]* Who is he?

* What will be his role in the 2015 elections?

* What has he done for Nigeria?

* What's his qualification?

* What do Nigeria need him for?

* How has he help Nigeria before now?

* What is Asari Dokubo?[/quote]lol!! Dis na ICAN questions o

Iaz93: NONSENSE!

That guy is still a kid. How can you lose respect for your partner because she cooks for you and she's caring? Damn!!

That kind of person isn't fit to be a husband. NO! NO!


As for me, I can't just sit down doing nothing when she's in the kitchen. I'll join her, we go cook am together! It'd be fun If we cook rubbish, we go chop am together.

u are wise.

ivyy: In honesty I hated it shege. When I go to my bfz crib and he begs me to coook especiali if some friends are over ( for my mind I done turn to slave abii)
You need to see boning. Bone of life and sharp sharp he wil join me in the kitchen


But With time I got used to it. Looking at it critically, you and your bf in the house and then when oone or both of you get hungry and guyz have got to eat out? Haba!

You guyz can eat out once in awhile , other times you cook, he cooks(that's if he can, if not u bear it all) either way,we all know that as a girl you wil do the cooking more

Why would a guy disrespect you cause you cook for him once in a while For some guyz if not most, its the fastest way to their hrts o

Still I don't expect guyz to force their gfs to cook for them if they don't wana

u are wise.

omenka: Stop sounding like a kid. ASUU stands to gain nothing by prolonging the strike, afteral, it is their members whose kith and kin populate the affected institutions while i can bet my last breath none of the members to the fed executive council have their kid(s) in any of the universities. The salary issue shouldn't be any problem at all since had the lecturers been in school, they would have been getting paid monthly. But since the govt decided to adopt the no-work-no-pay draconian policy to armtwist the lecturers back to the classrooms, i want to believe they didnt, in their typical manner, loot the monies meant to pay the lecturers but stashed them away for prompt disbursement as soon as the strike is called off. But if they didnt, and rather applied the monies for unintended purposes, then they have to find a way of getting it back and giving it to the actual owners. As for the release of 100bill development fund, may Amadioha strike anyone who says the govt doesnt have that kind of money, given the news of sleaze and executive profligacy we are daily inundated with. This govt is awash with deadheads and outright lunatics who give not even a wasp's a$$ how the coutry fares, they are just there for themselves and their families period! What is been asked for is much within the limits of the capability of govt. They should comply asap, and stop trying to make ASUU apear like the aggressor here, afterall, they have shifted grounds and are no longer insisting on strict implementation of the 2009 agreement. And by the way, Wike is an assh@le.

Dis Aboki must either b a lecturer or a dullard for him to vomit all dis rubbish besides wat do u have in mind wen u were typing dis Jamb comprehension passage

link2ok: I cnt believe am actually on FP! Wat a day 2rememba! Wnt to dedicate this victory to my pastor who tru his constant prayer made me attain dis height,2d deacons in ma church and entire member who have prayed tirelessly for me, also wnt to say a big thnk u @home who gave me this opportunity,praying that soon it wuld b ur day! Thank U,gracia,inapenga. I love U.

I earnestly hope to get there someday.

Let me try!!! I will talk many sentences witout adding pidgen: Go to sch I wont went correct ursef I cant fit... Dats all. Brb pls

Whr do I start frm sef Ok her honeypot first, dat bak side, d headlamps, d tin too many I beg...I no wnt dat oo

chymystique: I dnt ve a partner and so thr is nothin to miss... Better that way

shey u b lesbian ni?

OP abeg teach me hw I go fit catch mature lion I wnt enter Naija books of record OP abeg teach me hw I go fit catch mature lion I wnt enter Naija books of record

UNN own must different...mstchww! Dem go like wait until dem hear announcement of call off and still go confirm say na true first b4 anytin. UNN own must different...mstchww! Dem go like wait until dem hear announcement of call off and still go confirm say na true first b4 anytin.

[quote author=$ugardaddy]Which is your preferred choice: +cd or naked wire?[/quote]lol

maxtum: Two of you must be out of your SENSES
Questions about: Likes and Dislikes is enough for you to know and study the person. QED[/b][/color]


Wetin cause that thing nah!

and before i forget ask her to show you her HIV certificate!

Also ask her if her or any of her families have suffered from epilepsy, you don't want her down there and she starts, freaking!

lol

maxtum: Simple questions like:

Do you like Big things?

when you taking my big candy can you swallow the pap as well?

Can we go to my Place and do it now?

Can i put my finger in your , "That thing!, right here, under the table and nobody would know what we doing"

Do you have pretty friends that i can move on to when am through with you!

Just make the questions simple and get the right/positive answer! Try it and tell me how it went!

lol

FPT!!! Dancing Skelewu... I knw say one day I go b d FTC...Insha Allah! Back to d topic: signs of end time

emalek86: haba atleast 10 000 people go see my pix
i nor care wetin una talk

Dis one na a Nigerian or Senegalese

Afam4eva: Why Kaffy open leg like person wey dey labour?

lol

Abegi! We dey talk abt important things some pple wey dey feel say na dem get Naija dey mak noise...

Blackygal: its true,i even witness d scene.am in calabar

How many cm was d guy's pencil

Blackygal: its true,i even witness d scene.am in calabar

How many cm was d guys pencil

Why una no sho us d pics nau Mstchewww....dat wuld av made d reading less tiring. Y did I even comment sef aftarall ASUU strike has not been called off Why una no sho us d pics nau Mstchewww....dat wuld av made d reading less tiring. Y did I even comment sef aftarall ASUU strike has not been called off

Them play any match yesterday

Behind every successful man there is a range rover...sorry a woman bhind it. Behind every successful man there is a range rover...sorry a woman bhind it.

Immediately dey call off d strike, I'l declare my own indefinite strike untill my lecturers send a delegate to my house to apologize to me for keepin me at home for abt 5 months.

My target is to become d 1st to comment. I know it will happen someday as long as I continue to work hard.

I love dis thread gosh! I'll neva stop lifting d flags of dis great citadel of learning. Wen Lions roar, all goats, cats n dogs will seek shelter...Rep. Pharmacy and Odenigwe my crib...

phayvorr: Copy-cats......y una dey always copy UNILAG for everythin wey una dey do

c dis idiot o, shey na local champion dey worry u ni? UNILAG knw dier mates na...

duality: How many of you responding are presently millionaires.

dont mind dem joor! Wit all dese knwledge dey are still mere commoners...