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Dotwillis1:


Not like you shouldn't call at all... Hear yasef, 2 damn weeks?? ...that ain't the kinda space expected. Just don't be too possessive.

Their is a way you praise someone and won't sound like yhu making fun of em... Maybe you didn't do it properly.

And then giving praises shouldn't be about the physical appearance alone

2 damn weeks, haba who r u na, stil send encouraging txt, check up on him, chai this one weak me
Even God doesn't give u that long before u Wil receive one sermon da He still loves you

George2016:
Scanfrsot is the best brand in Nigeria.

Their after sales service is the best in Nigeria and one of the best in the World.

abeg make we hear word ooo

fortifiedng:
Suspected arms-wielding Fulani herdsmen have beheaded a commercial motorcycle rider, identified as Udoka Ossai, and six farmers who were indigenes of Ossissa community in Ndokwa East Local Government Area of Delta State.

Local community sources said that the incident occurred at about 6.30pm on Thursday evening when the okada rider went to drop a passenger at Ossissa Junction along the Ughelli/Asaba Expressway, while the farmers were ambushed on their way home.

Ossai, said to be in his late 20s, was returning after dropping the passenger at the roadside when the herdsmen who had been having a running battle with local farmers in the community struck.

http://tweemk..com/2017/05/in-delta-herdsmen-kill-6-farmers-behead.html

this is becoming alarming ooo

No Benjamins ja re

Hmmm Who did this to her is pure evil Na when she won contest for presidency na wen nude pics come out
My sister abeg continue ur course ja re, bad Belle people everywhere

How can I get a Toyota corolla 2012 and corolla sport 2012 please?

Amoyinoluwa24:
Source: http://saharareporters.com/2017/05/06/80-kidnapped-chibok-girls-freed-boko-haram

Dis girls no dey finish? Na hw girls Dis book haram way b chibok na

Sanchez01:
Kanu was let out on health grounds. That does not imply he has been acquitted.

The 'Jewish Priest' though

hmm me sef dey look that Jewish igbo priest with one eye ooo
Get as e b sha

Abi Dis one Don dey mad ni

I no understand this man again oooo Ko ye mi guun

The ride make sense sha

itsop:
According to the dark - skinned Ghanaian lad ,
she wants a man who can use his tongue very
well.
She wrote :

I need a guy who can lick me
and my an *s 24hrs before he f*ck
me ,”


Even 11 days after making the post, her
name is still trending with undue attention from
male folks fantasizing about sleeping with her .


Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/03/i-need-guy-who-can-lick-me-and-my-anus.html?m=0

Cc lalasticlala fynestboi

u need d gym and Master Jesus in ur life

ChangeIsCostant:
see more >>> http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/see-what-enugu-governor-did-for-petty.html

Still trying to figure out what role the Priest does in his government

jazinogold:
30billion naira

lol U r wicked

Bitterleafsoup:
Bassey? Who are they?
I am busy looking for opportunites and they are celebrating eviction.

Satan get behind me

PapiNigga:
The Nigerian born and American recording artiste, Jidenna is back in the country. He was seen today with his curly beards at Beat FM, Lagos.

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/nigerian-american-singer-jidenna.html?m=1

long live the chief

PapiNigga:
Tied for life...

After seven years of courtship with self control, Oriyomi and Tejumade will finally be joined together in holy matrimony come next month. #yomade2017


Cc: Lalasticlala



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/after-dating-for-7-years-couple-ties.html?m=1

7 years!!!! 7 mudafcking years!! My god!!

NewsPoacher:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/03/31/indian-mob-bashes-kenyan-student-thinking-she-is-nigerian/

if only my Naija was nt in the poor state it is now, why on earth will my brothers and sisters be going to places like India n South Africa!!!

Celebritieslife:
Davido After Clubbing Lifestyle In South Africa As He Romance And Have S** With South Africa Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmnloANaTHA

well as e take b
Sighs
Use condom sha

prettyboi1989:
then go tell the publisher of the story that its nonsense they published since u cant read the sense in it.

u sef guun, haba

JOEFY:
Hi. This a true story and I will really appreciate mature advice

I have been dating my gf for a while now (over 4 years). we broke up in September last year due to unreconciled differences among st others. Within 2 weeks of breaking up, she went out with a friend and during going out the friend hooked her up with a friend (who is 8 years older than her). My GF and the guy started talking and where even discussing marriage. After 3 weeks, I started talking with my GF and realized I wanted her back, it was a struggle but she agreed to leave the guy (they had not kissed nor had any sexual encounter in this time). roll forward 6 months later, I still feel she likes the guy coz the guy keeps calling her and asks if she has changed her mind.

I donno what to do and I need help with figuring out what to do. I told her not to hang out with her friend who hooked her up with the guy, but she says she cant, she even went out with him recently, which I got upset about

This issue has affected us and now we are not even in a stable relationship. she is effectively my ex. What should I do

haba guy u said she's effectively ur ex now, so Wat do u want us to do na, u Don conclude d matter na, y u no involve us earlier na now wen u Don finish work u won seek our consent.

CastedDude:
Photos of a A Kenyan millionaire, Javan Bidogo, spent millions in lavish weddings for his two brides on the same weekend are currently trending online. The brides Asha Juma and Elvas Kulengwa tied the knot over the weekend at different locations.

Mr Javan got married to the first Elvas on Saturday the 25th of March, and the second Asha on the 26th of March. Both at different expensive location's and strictly by invitation.

According to reports, Asha Juma wed Javan at the Serena Hotel In Dar es Salaam while Elvas Kulengwa said her vows at the Golden Jubilee Tower in Dar es Salaam.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/kenyan-millionaire-javan-bidogo-weds.html

AWON KENYATTA!!!!
Well sha money speaks

prettyboi1989:
provide a logical explanation why the girl puked all over her body

shey it's vibrator Dat make her puke ni?

wagazala:
The guy is a broke ass dude. On behalf of real guys and men out there who wouldn't fret over 3800 we hereby disown this Adedeji guy.

Na by force to kpansh babe? Ordinary 3800 you spend na im you dey expect goodies? If you come spend 20k nko?

this guy is a disgrace
So u want to make men look cheap sha

prettyboi1989:
Some judges are just daft, so with the puke all over the victims body the mumu judge still thought the act was done with consent?

abeg which kind puke, u no see say d so called victim no call for help na witness come dey call for help
Use style reason am na

ChangeIsCostant:
We have seen different types of pre-wedding photos but definitely not this type.. An intending couple Kingsley Ihekwumene-Onue and Miss Onyekachi Nwosu -are trending online after the man decided to show his love for alcohol in the pre-wedding shoot.

The man who is set to tie the knot in Rivers state in a few days time -was seen taking a bottle of beer as the photos were taken with his smiling partner..

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/man-takes-bottle-of-beer-in-front-of.html

this only happens when you guys met at the club

ThisTrend:
German Engineering Federation has today ranked Nigeria as the fourth country with the most sales of soft drinks globally.


The fact was revealed by Mrs Martina Claus, Head of Market Development, while speaking at the ongoing Third International Trade Exhibition on Agrofood, Plastics, Printing and Packaging in Lagos, reports NAN.


She said that the statistics on soft drinks sales were sourced from the Euromonitor International, a global market intelligence publisher.


The market developer said the statistics showed that 38.68 million litres of soft drinks were sold in Nigeria in 2016.


“This puts Nigeria behind only the United States (114.75), China (88.18) and Mexico (45.30) in the top markets ranking.


“Also, 1.98 million litres of alcohol was sold in Nigeria in 2016, while the total volume of milk products sold was 147 tons.


“Nigeria’s fast-growing population brings with it a continuing demand for soft drinks, especially as the climate is quite hot.


“Urbanisation also drives demand for ready to drink soft drinks amongst busy, on-the-go consumers.


“Lack of potable water is largely responsible for the consumption of 36.08 million litres of bottle water in 2016,’’ Claus explained.


According to her, the Nigerian food and beverage market remains viable for investment in spite of the challenges of high energy cost and volatile raw material prices.

Source: http://www.thistrend.com.ng/2017/03/nigeria-ranks-4th-in-soft-drinks.html

wow
This seems scary sha ooo
Jedijedi

yomi007k:


Bae y shud we always imagine all ds kind tin...y cant u jus say as a man imagine u woke up one mornin n u found 15million pounds in ur account as it was recently discovered dt ur a descendant of d queen...lolz

lol I go buy Nairaland and change all the mods n put u as head of Mods on Nairaland
Hw u take see am?

Ebal:
http://ebalsblog..co.uk/2017/03/married-woman-gets-stuck-inside.html
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KENYA AGAIN!!! AWON KENYATTA, lol

EzeeYFB:
SA

SA

ikihealthplus:
Pls wer do I download thez songs

Ilovegreatmusic.com

Chibydinho:
I did that the last time I noticed and she was like she can't choose any of us... She is confused blah blah blah.

she is confused ke, lol
Abi she is confusing u
Bt sha all I can say Is Eyaa