₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
HungerBAD darling, I write this with a big grin on my face.

You're Nairaland's foremost first-to-commenter, intelligent, segzy and mature, but one thing about you which is not obvious to many people is your awesome sense of humour. Oh how you make me laugh! Even when I'm not in the mood you somehow manage to make me bray laughter.

You're an African man with African manners (proper jaguda) and a good heart in the right place.

Although you live in Oyingbo, I will follow you to the ends of the earth. Your God will be my God, your money will be my money (mine remains mine).

Today as you mark another year, another milestone, I wish you the very best life still has to offer.

We're a special breed, us October babies. The month of the captain of the 10th guard, Maharai.

Happy birthday, sweety'm. Mwwaaaah!!

wait na I am not understanding
Who dey celebrate the bday na
Make we turn up!!

Demigods666:
That's what they made you guys believe in other to conceal the truth.

Every human is a God.

We are not suppose to worship any other God.
We are specially designed. We have the power in us already.
I do not worship Satan even as a Satanist because Satan hates any form of slavery.

We are not evil.
We are the light.

CollinsWeGlobe:
Good Morning my fellow Nairalanders.

I believe my calling on earth is to assist anyone around me, in every little way I can. I do support beggars, support my friends, support my family members.

My question today is this "what if I use my Tithes and Offerings to help those in need"

Will God be angry with me? Will the cursed for not paying titles follow me?

Advise please, forgive me for the poor write up.

Cutehector:
Jokes apart, it's not right to wash a woman's clothes.

sarrki:
Okorocha my main Guy
Our future president
God bless Okorocha
God bless pmb
God bless Nigeria

labamo07:
#bringbackourdarkskingirls........................

Iseoluwani:
You make sense small ni oo
Gionee
But that position low na gionee make sense die Ba3 and even gionee 8mp better pass infinix 13mp
Ojoro

tbabs10166:
nobody has talked abt microsoft(Lumia) products

9PBLIVE:
nice rank.. Infinix should top the list though on based on battery.

harzhan:
Let me rearrange your list for you. Apple Samsung HTC Sony Blackberry (just the priv actually) Techno Infinix Gionee Itel

greenhulk:
Buy whatever makes u happy. Do u think a busy man with a good paying job has time to be manipulating his phone? Whether it is Android, iPhone or Windows phone just get whatever makes u happy (if u can afford it). I used galaxy s6 for over a year and it is the best phone I have ever used (apart from the very poor battery life). I also have an iPhone 5s which is the most reliable responsive phone I've ever used. I sold my s6 3 days ago and decided to give Chinese phones a try.

Bought an Infinix hot s for 50k still kept some change from the sale of my s6. That is my first Chinese phone and oh boy I don't think I will ever buy a Chinese phone again. Upon all the hype about the camera , the camera is NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT especially in low light. The phone lags from time to time and the screen resolution is so wack compared to the s6 and iPhone 5s, screen fails to respond from time to time especially when pulling down the notification tray. I am going to use this phone for about a month and sell it get an iPhone 7 or galaxy s7 edge. Really if u can afford a high end phone just buy it and get a rest of mind.

Bossmd:
Check my Screenshot, You can only use Apple Store in USA but I'm using it in Nigeria....You can only use Spotify in the USA but I'm freaking using it in Nigeria! Dude, Apple users are smart! They are Boss Niggāzz!! There ain't nothing an American iOS user does that I don't fvcking do!!

Forwetinnah:
"So Kenya have been using body odour to win races"

Oh Laaaaaaaawd!!
Nigerians and their very wicked sense of humour. .jeeez!

mummyson26:
(AND NIGERIANS REPLIED)

@bubusn: #SomeOneTellKenya USA – Hollywood, India – Bollywood, Nigeria – Nollywood, Kenya? Firewood.

@juize_j: Kenyans would have never had a chance to appear on TV…if not for nat geo#SomeoneTellKenyans

@Yungtyflex: #SomeoneTellKenyans that d two main nnatural resources they have is HIV/AIDS nd UGLINESS

@unstopable55: #SomeoneTellKenyans that tourists come to Nigeria and go to the zoo, but they go to kenya and just stay on the streets and look at kenyans”
@ugwubiggz: #someonetellkenyans the only reason they win all those races is cuz they r promised food at the finish line!
@Lanrenchi: #SomeoneTellKenya Obama didn’t leave kenya….he actually ran away!
@sir_lekan: So I heard Kenyans queue at the Presidential zoo to use the only laptop to diss Nigerians #SomeoneTellKenyans

lukasmuyiwa:
pls pls am not here for blabbering.... I swear I really need a girl to settle down with

mazizitonene:
what kind of investments ?

EmperorLee:
Giroud - Most handsome French Player
Walcott - Most handsome English Player
Ozil - Most handsome German Player
Ramsey - Most handsome Welsh Player

Should I go on?

oluwatoba400:
What an extravagant way to 'wash' a new car. While celebrating a new car a friend purchased, these young men popped bottles of wine and poured its content on the car. According to them, they were washing away bad luck, accident and other evil things. Nice.



Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/15/photos-young-nigerian-men-celebrate-purchase-ofa-new-car-by-pouring-wine-on-it/

Rapsowdee01:
Pls i'm looking for a phone with the following specs between 25-30k..
ram-2gb or 3gb, rom-16gb, battery- at least 3500mAh, 5.0 inches, front camera of at least 8mp, back camera of at least 13mp..... And i want a new phone not used(whether london,japan,israel,pakistan or even nicki minaj used)... God bless

mazizitonene:
what kind of investments ?