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I blame this problem on the amalgamation of 1914 by Lord Luggard everyday. Curse his name!

We don't like each other. It can be clearly seen on these threads.

‎''To keep Nigeria one is a task that must be done!''- GOWON

Chei! This words leave a distaste in my mouth.

SEFAGO:
haha no man is just that Ezeuche kidnapped FL Gator from me a few months ago

Well she was kidnapped from me last night!

These Yoruba girls are not loyal. . . I need to stick with Igbo babes.

EX-MILITANTS MULL RELOCATING TO ABUJA OVER JONATHAN’S 2011 AMBITION

“We are not going to Abuja to cause trouble but we have observed that the president is under threat and held hostage by some Northern cabals. We want to see for ourselves. We want to know why the Northern elders have the right to threaten the president on the issue of zoning and presidency in 2011.” - Ex-Militant OGUNBOSS. BusinessDay.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]stop playing dumb! that Sobe drink commercial.   
I'm the one here looking for a husband. . . you're the one who has me on the rebound.
thats why i asked if we were playing basketball.  [/color]

Still don't know what you are talking about.

I shall play basketball. Is your game good? I don't like doing all the work. 

I am not on the rebound, aren't you on the rebound.

And I can teach you Igbo I like to hear well. . .

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]LOL! sure. . .
btw. . . was that really you in the commercial cause that guy that looks A LOT like you.
if so. . .  how much were you paid?  [/color]

I don't know what you are talking about. . .

So you don't enjoy? I can be the rebound guy. I have no qualms with that.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448584#msg6448584 date=1280122636]Not only at the event, but everywhere. mtchewww[/quote]Go away.

You made your bed. Now sleep in it!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]
you're probably one of the biggest hos at this event.[/color]

Why I got be like that?

I just know what I like and I like. . . well. . . What more should I say? All I am doing is lookin for a wife.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]I wonder. . .
yeah I probably do have family out there that I don't really know/talk to like that.
so its not like i really know anybody out there. . . I will still be a loner. finito.
But I'll look more into it though.[/color]

You would not have to be alone.

I am always willing to help people get "acquainted" with each other.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]well. . . this is being held where? glanced through it and didn't see a location.[/color]

It is being held in Houston.

At the Doubletree Guest Suites.

These events are more like a way for young Igbos to meet each other and "network." A lot of relationships spring up from these conferences.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485349.msg6448545#msg6448545 date=1280121490]No it didnt cuz he didnt get my request.
your prolly doing sth. . . . [/quote]I am not talking about that. . . But maybe Amadioha is answering my prayers!

But why you always got to blame the Igboman when things goes wrong?

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]lemme see what its all about first. . . but then again I don't wanna go there and be a loner.
and you will see what I'm working with soon enough. . . no be today tho.[/color]

You wouldn't be a loner. Everyone is friendly. That means it would be your first time. All I am saying is that you probably will have family down there. Just ask your parents.

Oh why do you have to do me like that. I have to wait?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485349.msg6448540#msg6448540 date=1280121308]What is? Contacting/communicating with ppl ?
[/quote]You know what you are doing and it worked.

Disgraceful. . .

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]LOL! it doesn't work like that. you can't eat your cake and have it.
when you're ready to pay my brize price, then we will start talking.
until then. . .[/color]

You already moved to the bride price!

I haven't seen what you working with. You wouldn't be named THE AMAKA for no reason though. So let me see and then I would go head first.

Are you going to the convention though?

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]it was a "yes" or "no" question.
forget it.
I will take my "nookie" elsewhere. [/color]

I can't say no to the "pun-pun". . .

Yes/no.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]are we playing basketball?[/color]

Basketball? Is this new slang that I don't know about?

I just found out what Deuces mean so I am trying to catch up.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]in trouble with who?
mtscheeewwwww! [/color]

No one. Not anymore. . .

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]Uchenna. . . I love that name.[/color]  
[color=#cc00cc]*moan. . .*[/color]

THE AMAKA you will be getting me in trouble.

Registration is now open!

To register go to www.umuigbounite.com

Member registration is $73
Regular Registration for Non-Members - $80
Regular Registration ends on August 5th
Anyone who's interested in the Igbo culture is more than welcome to attend!

Groups/Organization discounts available.
Contact us for more details at contact@umuigbounite.com

HOW TO GET THERE:

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Airtran is offering a 10% discount on the lowest airfare. The discount code is HOU080610. To take advantage of this special program, contact the AirTran Airways EventSavers Desk at 1-866-68EVENT (1-866-683-8368) for reservations.

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WHERE TO STAY:

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ABOUT THE UIU CONVENTION:

Did you think last years event went exceptionally well? Get ready for the 2010 Convention! This weekend will be filled with networking with fellow Young Igbo Professionals, a soccer tournament, banquet, traditional shows, etc. Everyone is welcome!

Since 2005, Umu Igbo Unite has held an annual convention each year which consists of many events aimed at Young Igbo professionals. People from other cultural backgrounds and ethnicities that are interested in learning more about the Igbo culture are welcome to attend.

Pictures of last year convention can be view at
http://www.umuigbounite.com/2009convention.php


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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448487#msg6448487 date=1280119974]@Amaka
He's a proud village champion.

@Uchenna

I know you're not commanding me.[/quote]You make me sound so "bush!" lol

Wrestling is a favorite Igbo man's pastime.

Maybe I am commanding you a little bit.

THE AMAKA:

*smh* Akata Igbo. . .

Maybe I shall get you in touch with your roots in more ways than one.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448475#msg6448475 date=1280119807]mtchewww, I'll call one of the yoruba men to deal with you. Moving on. . .
[/quote]And I'll shall break them in half. I am a wrestling champ from my village.

Bring me one of those skinny tight pants wearing Yoruba and he will be broken in half.

Now change it. I get sick looking at it.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448472#msg6448472 date=1280119673]Excuse me?
Better continue what you were doing [/quote]I want to see the merchandise!

You should be happy I am not asking for a sample.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]hahahaha! hyphy is such an old word, I don't think anyone says that anymore.
and the "dougie" is only a bay area thing? I thought it was nationwide.
I can't dougie, yet   [/color]

I don't know that West Coast lingo. lol

The Dougie is a southern thing. You West Coast ppl need to stick to jerkin. But I can teach you how to dougie. Thanks to Lil Wil

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448457#msg6448457 date=1280119449]No, it's no problem. Prolly better
Nah, more than a meal. More like a. . . .

Any othe rpix?[/quote]Any other pix from you instead of the blurred pictures? I like to see the merchandise before I purchase.

THE AMAKA:

I knew it!

Do you get hyphy? lol  

Or can you teach me how to dougie?

THE AMAKA:

Hmmmm

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448438#msg6448438 date=1280119201]So I'm going to leave you and The Amaka  
I knew that an Igbo chick will come and snatch my meal[/quote]And bluetooth is trying to take you from right underneath my nose with your Yoruba talk.  

I should have learned Yoruba. . .

So now i am a meal? To be tasted and then thrown away. I see how you are.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]no I'm not in Texas, I'm all the way on the west coast (where the sun always shines   ).
but i assumed since Texas has the most Nigerians (Igbo)
still. . .   [/color]

[color=#cc00cc]LOL![/color]

The Bay Area like every other Igbo?

Yes, there are a lot of Igbos in Texas, but there are plenty of them in the DC area and Baltimore.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=485349.msg6448420#msg6448420 date=1280118909]me i'm single but i'm sure eze is married.he looks 38 so dont sign him up,his wife could prolly be a streetfighter[/quote]

Yorubaman you try my patience!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485379.msg6448418#msg6448418 date=1280118825]Change the pix[/quote]Changed. . .

THE AMAKA:

Let me guess, you are in Texas?

I haven't been to Houston in a while. My elder brother stays in Houston. He graduated from TSU just like every other Nigerian.