British old woman would have been a better title.

Nawaooo so much anger and bile coursing through the average Nigerians veins. Btw Uncle Suru you promised when am done with school I'll become a big star. please come and fulfill that promise cos this kind life e no easy.

Evablizin:
Afonja at it again,they are coming for una head Animal and Temitape

My dear, I see a photo of my favourite cartoon character Stewie Gilligan Griffin and I can't help but ask; are you a "Quahogian"?

Only a widower can do this

She has tried sha. But truth is you can't cheat nature for I can see the age in her legs.

GistFullGround:


The BEST Phone in the world, is BLU but you cannot get it in Nigeria.
Check Amazon

You are soo on point. I had this Blu phone a cousin sent me from Obodo Oyibo, though its a low end phone, but I dare say I enjoyed the phone so much for over one year I used it. The phone fall tire still no single scratch.

I won't be too surprised if in the future Nigeria starts importing W/African dwarf goats from the US. Na like play like play e dey take start just like palm oil from Malaysia.

[quote author=idesylvester post=57522853]www.waptrick.com



I already tried Waptrick but after downloading I discovered it was songs and not jazz

please my dear Nairalanders, I recently took to liking jazz music, but the problem is that I have very few jazz music at my disposal and I desperately need to enlarge my collection. I will want jazz gurus in the house to advice me on how to go about this, where to download jazz music and jazz renditions of popular rnb and blues songs.





Please Mods show me some love.

Though I hate to be the bearer of bad news, I can't help but say you sir are an idiot.

Say no to premarital sex. In my church, they'd force you to terminate that pregnancy before they wed you.
Tell him now, unless the child belongs to his uncle.

Mr Nwaamaikpe you mean your Church takes abortion lightly than pre marital sex?
yours must be a congregation sick twisted deviants.

I guess some people who failed arithmetic in primary school have sworn to use Nnamdi Kanu to learn how to count.

keep Counting.

Please fellow Nairalanders, I intend to go in for an Oratory contest being organised by my department. I have never partaken in such a contest and as such , I dare say, I am a Novice. pls guys I want you people to furnish me with tips and information that will better my chances at the competition.

Gracias!

Dah! their children go fine scarra. Cute couple unlike those Lagos marriage registry interracial marriages we've been seeing.

judgedredd22:

You must be a Quahogian. I always burst into uncontrollable laughter each time Asian correspondent begins her signature" Tom am standing here" correspondence.

You must be a Quahogian. I burst into uncontrollable laughter each time Tricia Takinawa starts her "Tom am standing here" signature correspondence.

Our Aunty is now sanco tested unlike some of our tribal e-warlords.

Emeka ibu ezigbote anu ohia ishi digi gi ma.
Katout there you.

Emeka ibu ezigbote anu ohia ishi digi gi ma.
Katout there you.

Please where can one get tickets for the match?

Like play like play we Nigerians have become an endangered specie. We are being targeted outside Nigeria by psychopaths. Even in our own country of is worse
Police
Army
Book Haram
Badoo and gang
Karashika's (especially young hustlers)
Politicians and their draconian anti masses policies
Fake pastors etc.


Naija which way? ike agwulam.

ethene:
Don't miss the opportunity cos i can see wit a spiritual eye that u two are destined 4 each other; am vry serious so don't take it 4 a joke, u can confirm 4rm a true & sincere man of God.

I don't always join such issues but a part of me is telling me you are missing out. I agree with this guy.

One shekpe bottle standing on the wall...One shekpe bottle standing on the wall...if I drink shekpe and accidentally fall, I will stand up and drink shekpe once more.

I believe this guy subscribes to the above philosophy.

when I was in secondary school I was among the best in my class,is either I came first, second or third I never had any position below them

re: who told you that you were the best? maybe the best crammer.

my parents were so happy and proud of me and vow to train me up to University education even if it will cost them starving just make sure I attend University because they were poor.

re: so why do you want to fail them?


After hearing this from them I became so happy and elevated (remember those feelings then that u will go to University, those feelings no be here) at that time I don't think about anything else except University, jamb,post utme , life in campus and any other thing relating to University.
I wrote my first jamb in 2009, scored above 260, then score relatevely high post utme but I was denied admission in one of the federal University in Nigeria not because I didn't meet the cut off mark but because I don't have money to runs the admission,I lost the admission that year and became so frustrated and dejected.
let Make it short, i have been writing jamb from 2009 till lastly in 2013 when I got admission to study marketing in one the state University in South East.

re: that's the sad Nigerian Education reality for you.

I,m in my final year now studying marketing just few months for me to graduate.
You may be wondering while i,m writing this,now let me tell you.
I,m writing this first because ......
1 I,m frustrated right now because after graduation I will start roaming the streets looking for job.

re: How you take know? Did Octupus John Paul tell you this? Why are you even poke nosing into your own future she?

2 Had it been I use those time I spent in writing jamb and do business by now I would have been s millionaire by now.

re: so every businessman in Nigerian is a millionaire abi?

3 Had it been my parents advice me to learn trade by now I would have been my own oga controlling millions.

What if after you finish learning the trade oga no settle u last last and no money to open ur own, maybe after 7 years apprenticeship?

4 I have to start afresh and enter the streets for hustling because there is no jobs out there, so why the certificate when I can read and write with secondary education.

re: you sure say no be pass you wan take graduate so?


Then, why did I spent all the years looking for certificate that I may not use tomorrow because streets pays more than salary.

Which street be that make I follow go collect. Educated street hustle na him sure pass.

I remember how I hustle during holidays to meet up the needs in school thinking after graduation good jobs are there waiting for me.
Should I said I wasted my time acquiring University education or what, somebody should answer me.
I think I regret Ever going to University.

Lastly, I know how you feel brother I also share same sentiments sometimes but believe me you are better off educated than uneducated. Rely on knowledge you have garnered thus far,and on God not on a piece of paper.

Welcome my friends to "Fatherhood" the most thankless job in the world.

Kanayo O Kanayo perfect younger brother. Well whatever rocks your boat.