You don't need 21 reasons.

There is just one: you should know how to cook if you know how to eat

Swallow was designed to be eaten with hand. In fact, eating with hand adds more taste to the food. Don't ask me how

However, location or event may necessitate eating with cutlery.

For me, I don't take swallow outside if it will be inconvenient for me to use hand

We are still looking for road in these parts not to mention road signs.

Educative thread tho

SmartPolician:


I started reading my Bible from Genesis. It was very interesting, but I couldn't carry on because of endless worries of life

Lol.ok.

I thought reading d Bible is supposed to douse those worries? Or u were reading for reading sakes. U can limit urself to one verse a day. It helps

SmartPolician:
I once tried it, but I gave up along the line. The weight of the responsibility that comes with making money is immense

Hmmm. What do u mean?

TourismMan:
I couldn't read because of poor tenses and grammatical constructions not to talk of understanding it. Who has a better knowledge of what the story is all about should summarise it for me.

You are just plain lazy.

Nice one.

The success of any of these will depend on good marketing too

Moral of the story is " leave our America for us" stay in your country

I love this man. Rest on sir

Explorers:
Pig

First fine pig I have seen

Not her best at all

Buh I still like her

*yawns*

People up there be talking about controlling the wife like she is linked to a remote control or something.

Weah and Kanu may have been good footballers but they are not the same politically. He should just concentrate on the heart foundation

myqel:
Well spoken....Today is special in my life as today marks the beginning of greater achievements in my life...Happy birthday to me, myself and I

Happy birthday.

obaataaokpaewu:
I try to control my emotions to avoid saying or doing things I will later regret and start apologizing. Just like the tantrum this guy threw before this apology. It was sooooo unnecessary, that's the angle I am talking about.
I have no problem saying, "sorry, I missed your call" kind of apology

Aiite. I get you

obaataaokpaewu:
I hate apologizing, the reason I don't go looking for troubles, or doing things to someone I would later regret.

This is funny

What's d biggie in saying sorry?

That is how I wanted to make a 10000 recharge and ended up with 100000

It was no biggie

donstan18:
Wow!, the best time for a wise man to choose a wife.

He should be wise to choose the one that lost the fight, no man will love to have a tigress as a wife.

Lol.

What is the genre of this writing? Prose, drama or poetry?

Over 40 children?

With All the hype, I still have not watched GOT

Sorry @OP

Wish you quick recovery

And I am wondering..is the appendicitis that severe to be undergoing surgery?

Someone "Whistleblew" to the robbers

Who keeps that amount of cash in his house?

Too bad

The signs were there from the beginning. What was she doing?

kjhova:


Everyone is a big fool who is scammed.

Everyone is a smart alec until scammed.

Every smart alec is a big fool in waiting.

Every big fool was once a smart alec.

Lol. The first two lines are true a lot of times

The last two? Not really

So unfortunate

It beats me how wicked people who heartlessly kill and maim have soft spots or loved ones

Can't they just put themselves in their victims shoes?

GavelSlam:
I know a few people that got NNPC jobs without any intervention.

Some would say it's untrue but we know better.

Yes, true.

A very minute percentage

But this story is fake

Yes I think so. More of verbal and emotional abuse than physical.

I have seen only one case of physical abuse on a man. The man was disabled

I guess this is a motivational thread for intending Libya crossers

Safe journey

Old age is one of my fears

I won't be able to mention the others here

Heck, they a quite a lot of them