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kenzysmith:
pep is a racist the only reason he pull out of koudibaly because he is black African believe me

The kind of things we read on Nairaland never cease to surprise me.

uunwanaobong3:
With all amount of seriousness and disappointment, I wish guardiola is not given a new contract until the end of the season IF he wins the premier league and/or champions league...... I feel that guardiola has become complacent at the job and he is taking everything for granted such that the whole team becomes.............
If he is tired of coaching mancity, he should please resigned for others who are prepared to...
It is totally unforgivable and insanely criminal for a transfer window to come this far without mancity signing any key players who will make a difference......... First of all Ake and ferran Torres are squard players who have no ability now to defend their position in mancity....... Torres is under age and inconsistent while Ake is an unproven average player who carried his team to relegation .
In the last 2 years mancity best players are retiring or getting old and yet no replacement for them......
Only Yaya Toure was ably replaced by debryune who was bought by Pellegrini.
Other players such as Company, Silva, aguero, Fernandinho, sane, have not been replaced........ Infact guardiola signings since he came to mancity has been extremely poor.... Almost all the key players at mancity now (Sterling, debryune, Fernandinho, aguero,) were either sign by Mancini or Pellegrini..... The only good guardiola sign are bernado Silva, Laporte, aEderson and maybe walker for over 400 million ....... In a million years, this team as it is cannot win champions league and guardiola knows this but he is proving stubborn. ..... Up till now mancity does not have a left back and a proven striker to help Aguero, the central defence is a mess. Every year city has fallen behind Liverpool.
Liverpool problem last season was a supporting striker and a creative midfielder and they got them both, making Liverpool the strongest team in the world right now.
It is so annoying still seeing people like stone, otamendi, Mendy, cancelo, zichenko, Ake, Jesus, and gundogan still playing for mancity, how can you win champions league with this people?
If mancity finished third on the table this season with this same squard then guardiola is really working magic.
In terms of finances and global vision of city group, Liverpool should be too small to be competing with mancity for quality players BUT guardiola stubbornness has open door for everyone to start competing with city..,...even ordinary Lyon dey shake city.
Guardiola is a good coach with an all conquering tactics and philosophy BUT he is the worst buyer in the world.

You seem to be posting this same thing at every slightest opportunity you get cos I read it in another thread yesterday or so.

Well, I understand it could be as a result of passion and emotion for what you hold so dearly to your heart, which I presume to be Mancity.

That’s okay. I can relate. And if that’s true, then we have something in common, because I’m also a Mancity fan.

The only difference between us here is that I don’t quite agree with your position on this matter.

The first time I read it, I just let it slide even though I had a lot to say. But this time, I feel I should respond.

But truth is, I’m not in a good mood right now to put my thoughts down. I’m tired and also not feeling too strong. Just finished taking some injections.

But let me just pick one point you raised and respond to it. You said “ Up till now mancity does not have a proven striker to help Aguero...”

And by that I presume you are referring to Gabriel Jesus.

In other words, you are saying that Brazil’s number 1 striker is an unproven player?

Really?

Brazil, from their enviable pool of top-notch players, picks out a player out of this rich pool as their main striker, and you boldly say he is an unproven striker?

Tell me you are joking! Please tell me you are!

Is it the same guy that benches even Firmino in their national team that you call unproven?

And not like we are even using him as our main striker, dude still seats on the bench for Aguero, and yet you are not happy with that?

You want more. You want a Lewandoski, a ‘proven striker’ to help Aguero, huh?

Let me ask you, how many elite clubs has the quality of Gabriel Jesus as their number 2 striker?

Real Madrid?

Barcelona?

Bayern Munich?

Juventus?

Manchester United?

PSG?

Which of these teams have two strikers (main and supporting)in the quality of Aguero and Gabriel? I bet you, if you want to be honest, the answer will be none.

So what exactly do you want? A Lewandosky? I’m using Lewandosky here to refer to all the players you may want to refer to as ‘proven’.

I want that too. I’m sure Gurdiola will want that too. Who wouldn’t?

But hey, no Lewandosky will leave his club to come play second fiddle for Aguero.

The only club that has come close to having two Lewandoskies as their two strikers as we speak, is the same club whose coach you are maligning with your undeserved criticism.

Yes, it is true that Gabriel Jesus is not on the same level with Aguero, but tell me which club has a second striker that is on the same level with their first choice striker?

I’ve tried to show you that your assertion that Gabriel Jesus is an unproven striker is ridiculous because if there is any country that will use an unproven player as their number striker, it is definitely not a team like Brazil. Maybe Nigeria, but definitely not Brazil.

I believe the goons that run that place far understands who a proven and unproven player is better than you.

And for goodness sake, cut the boy some slack. How many matches does he play in a season compared to Aguero?

And most times he only gets to play when Aguero is injured.

And yeah, you may quickly want to ask- “And what does he make of those opportunities?”

Always an easy question to ask when you are on the sidelines and don’t have an idea what it is like to be that player who has been made match-rusty, battling with his self-worth as player, knowing that the only reason he's been thrown into the pitch is because someone got injured.

If you’ve never worn that shoe before, you are not qualified to ask that question.

Be it as it may, even under such challenging circumstances, your so called unproven player still scored 14 premiership goals and 23 goals in all competitions last season.

Now tell me, my dear friend, how many second strikers in any of the elite clubs in Europe or anywhere in the world achieved such feat last season?

I don’t know of any, but if you do know, please do let me know.

Meanwhile, Aguero scored 16 goals last season, while his supporting striker, whom you’ve labeled unproven, scored 14 goals. How much more supportive does he need to get to make you happy and become proven in your sight?

You want to see the best of a player? Give him some consistent play, then you can rightly judge him whether he is proven or not.

I even wonder what your yardstick is for measuring who is proven or unproven cos you seem to be throwing those words around a lot.

But I’m not eager to find out, cos I already know it is a faulty one that needs some repairs.

I’m saying that Gabriel Jesus have not been given even enough playing time, but yet, he trying his best under those circumstances.

He has not enjoyed the same quality playing time Aguero has been enjoying since he joined the club. I believe that if he does, he will make people like you to swallow their words in shame.

And here is the proof that he can do it- first match of the season, he already has a goal to his account.

Heck, play that energetic, passionate, and hungry Brazilian boy consistently this season and see if he will not become ‘proven’ in your sight, oh wise judge of the proven and unproven.

And please, while cutting Gab some slack, do Guardiola the same favour. You seem to be of the wrong impression that he is the sole decider of who the club buys and whom it doesn't buy.

The buying decision doesn't rest on Gurdiola alone. If you can understand this fact, maybe it can help bring some perspective into how you view things.

If you are putting the blame on management, then that's understandable. But to single out Guardiola for that blame, that is not fair.

Haven't you seen circumstances where coaches want players and yet the club management refuses to go for them? It's common, bro!

Left to every coach, they will move into the market and get the best players the market has to offer. But it is not always as simple as that.

There are intrigues to these things. There are financial implications. Have you forgotten we just survived a two years Champions League relegation threat because of accusations of financial malpractices?

I guess you don't care. It's none of your business. All you want are the players. Hmmm. What a fan!

I've already delved into a second point. My bad! I was carried away. I have to stop here now cos my head aches badly.

I still have a lot to say on the various issues you raised, but I can't right now. It's already way past midnight. Need to get some sleep.

But as I go, remember, I am for you. We both want the same thing, just that we disagree on how best to get it.

And yes, I do condemn him when he goofs, just like he did in our match against Lyon. I'm talking about Guardiola. When I saw the line up and the formation, I knew there was problem. He goofed big time. And there are other instances of his goofing.

But all these vituperation against him? Nah! Don't quite agree.

Got to go!

Rolexjerry:
Man City has fans too? Hmmm

No they don’t. They have air conditioners. And which would you prefer in your room?

obembet:
What is de bruyne doing here?? yeah he had great season but honestly, he wasn't even best midfielder this season.. Thomas Muller was too good this season..

I agree with you seeing that you know better than the coaches and the journalists who voted for him. So I will suggest you petition UEFA for it.

Meanwhile our dear Thomas Muller “who was too good this season”, didn’t make the fourth spot, and not even the fifth spot, but is resting at the sixth position.

So you have a strong point. Petition!

Temitopemo6e6:
Nigeria goverment and all african leaders: pls stop
extradicting your citizens to foreign land. Such coward move is not different from slave trade na. If they commit offence try them here in their country. How many americans or european citizens has been extradicted to nigeria or africa? Wake up africa.

What kind of crackpot talk is this? You are either a criminal or a supporter, or a beneficiary, or just plainly ignorant, which unfortunately you are not ashamed to put to public display.

You talk about slave trade, aren’t an average African already a slave in his/her country?

Or why do you think most of them are seeking for ways to escape from their various countries; and sometimes at the risk of losing their lives?

If you are yet to realize that a typical Africa leader is a slave master, then something is wrong with you.

Everyday Africans are fleeing in droves to the whiteman’s land for a better life, and here you are talking trash about slave trade.

What do you even know about slave trade?

You ask how many Americans or Europeans get extradited to Africa? And I will ask you, how many Americans or Europeans line up in embassies seeking for visas to enter your shithole of a continent?

How many of their leaders run to your dear Africa to seek for medical care?

How many of them run to your continent of darkness to get quality education?

And you are here trying to make a foolish comparison.

They should try them in Nigeria as if you have a justice system that works? Do you? Answer me!

And that explains why the few foreign companies that are in your country are leaving in droves and going to countries like Ghana of yesterday.

And here you are talking about slave trade! How dare you, ignorant one?

Well, I doubt if you are ignorant, I believe you know exactly what you are doing. You are a wolf in a sheep skin, pretending to be after the interest of Africa, meanwhile, you are most likely a criminal, unhappy that your likes are being taken to places they will never escape justice like they will do in your shithole of a country.

A post about some cowards who can’t make a living legitimately, not a single word from you condemning their treachery, not a single word commending the government whose security agencies did a job your own government can never do, and your tell me you are not a criminal of some sort?

And to think there are people who liked your post is a proof that Nigeria can never get better.

Our leaders are not our problem, it is people like you that are our main problem.

And like I said earlier, you are either a criminal, a supporter, a beneficiary, or plainly ignorant. Same with all the people who liked your post.

And just like these guys are getting caught everyday, same fate awaits all of you.

Talking about cowards, the real cowards are people who can’t or have refused to legitimately earn their living, but does so by scamming innocent people. Same with people who support them.

So please, stop spewing garbage, and if you must do, do it among your fellow dimwits.

mastertek:
Unnecessary hype too much, this is what Kamoru will design in his worship and put outside, we just walk pass and admire the design.

But, this is what someone is hype here and think this is the best, because of mediocracy and have Access to internet

Meanwhile your English is so mediocre. Start by improving on it before judging other people, o man of excellence.

Organicist95:
I have the card but fully aware that u can remove over 100 million with the card .so why do you want to offer me just one million naira?

Please don’t do it no matter what they offer you. EFCC will soon be at you if you do.

lonelydora:
Even as a 'born again' you still insult someone? Okay oo. By their fruit you shall know them.

Kindly ignore. He is an impersonator. He is not the main Righteousness. For the real Righteousness, his moniker is “Righteousness89”, but for this uncultured fellow, his moniker is “Righteousnesss8.“

Spot the difference?

Amya:
What I don't understand is why the threat of going to the Police station or EFCC or whatever makes people too scared that they allow instead to be robbed in broad day light. If you know you have nothing to fear, why is the threat of been taken to EFCC scary to you. How can you be so stupid! You're a corper with a legal ID, yet you let yourself get robbed! Please for all those reading, a policeman has no right to search your phone! If they ask for your phone, ask them for a search warrant. You have rights! Let them know that. Threaten to call you lawyer if possible. And if you know you're not guilty of anything, be the one to suggest going to the police station. I promise you they would let you go. Go to Twitter and tag all those you're asked to tag. You must get that money back!

I'm angry men.

Relax, bro! Maybe he wasn’t stupid as you have alluded. Truth is, right now I m tempted to call you the same thing you called him but I won’t.

This was a highway, my friend. What if those guys were not real policemen? What if they were armed robbers in disguise? Or even kidnappers?

Or didn’t you read where the guy you hastily called stupid said those guys had no name tags or any other form of identification?

Wasn’t that enough sign to not just play smart but to play safe, being conscious of the fact those guys could be more than the appearance they were putting up?

Again I ask- What if they were kidnappers? What if they were armed robbers?

I’m sure your ”intelligent” mind did not factor all that in, but thank God the “stupid” mind of the poster did.

You wanted the guy to follow them to go to the police station or efcc?

Meanwhile, did it occur to you that it’s possible the station and efcc they were referring to was their den where they will not only take his money, but his phone, and other valuables that were with him?

And maybe even start demanding for ransom before his release. Or maybe even maim or kill him.

But according to you, he was stupid to have at least considered such possibility and decided to play safe.

If this was happening in the city or in a town, yes, one would advise that he put up some level of resistance.

But in a highway, all alone, because the driver and the passengers will obviously leave him, and in the hands of men whose identity and motive are questionable, dude, that’s not being stupid. That’s being freaking smart.

So at the end of the day, it seems you might just be the one who is stupid and not the guy.

But like I said earlier on, I will resist the temptation of giving you that tag like you did with the poster.

idogbo:
Bros abeg stop to the lie cheap lie all in d name of writing an article, there is no way electricity will be that high... U open factory , u pay for what u use that is why it is pay as you go... Stop giving false information please.... Yes we know d cost of living is high in Northern Cyprus but then u can't compare to places in Europe if you ever had an opportunity of visiting any. No go de do pass yourself bro if abroad no favor you go house. No b do or die...

You sound pained. You took it personal. Is he ruining your business with the post? Are you an agent? You come off as one.

The court room is where lawyers ply their trade. It is there you will see them displaying and brandishing their advocacy skills. Well, in this same court room; you will also get to see all kinds of lawyers in their different shapes and sizes.

Some you will like others you will hate. Some are funny, others obnoxious. Here are a few of such types of lawyers you are going to meet in court, or probably you've met them already. Hey, don’t mind my classification. Am just in a crazy mood today…….. Did I hear you say am always in that mood? Whatever! Here we go:

1.The Gown Pullers

They seem to have this parasitic attachment to our gowns. These are lawyers who are always very quick to pull your gown when you are on your feet conducting your matter; probably when you seem to be encountering a hitch in prosecuting your case. They are pulling your gown to draw your attention, or to whisper a supposedly solution to help you out of a situation. They seem to always have an answer to pull you through, especially when you are on your feet and in a problem.

As a young lawyer, these folks were very handy when they were around, but as time went on, they became irritating. It now seems like they are just waiting or even praying for you to get into some sort of trouble for them to begin to pull your gown.

Truth is, there are times this gown pulling thing ends up confusing you the more and breaking your concentration. Imagine sitting between two gown pullers, one pulling you from the right, the other from the left? Surprisingly, I have also observed that sometimes when it finally gets to the turn of our gown pullers to conduct their cases, they seem to get more stuck than us.Anyway, they are a nice set of people with good intentions, but they need to be moderate and wise on how they go about their gown pulling business.

2. As The Court Pleasers

You will enjoy these guys only if they are chorusing ‘as the court pleases’ when the court is attacking the opposing counsel, and not you. You will most likely want to be their choir master/mistress when the court is on your side, and your opponent is on the receiving end of the game. These folks seem to be looking forward to shouting ‘as the court pleases’. They seem to be anointed for this, because they usually have loud voices and are always on time to echo ‘as the court pleases’.

The annoying part of it is that, even when you strongly believe you are on the right side, and for whatever reason the court seems to be taking another position, or even when the court is glaringly wrong, they would still be echoing their ‘as the court pleases’ like that’s what they came to court to do.

Surprisingly though, when it’s their time to do their cases, they seem not to be as loud as they were when they were screaming ‘as the court pleases’ all over the place.

3. Judge Fighters

Whether it’s a curse or something following them from their village, or because of their ill manners; these set of lawyers always seem not to be in the good book of most judges. I personally know some lawyers who are like that. They are always in a fight with one judge or the other. Truth is that they always get to lose in the fight, but surprisingly they keep on fighting.

Anyway, I enjoy doing matters with them because judges would always want to get at them, and I get away with things ordinarily I wouldn't get away with. I love it when they are fighting with a judge and am on the other side, because most of my applications are likely to be granted, and my objections sustained by the judge, all in a bid to get at them So guys, look forward to doing cases with them, it carries some advantages.

4. Elder Statesmen

This category of lawyers comprises mostly of senior lawyers. No doubt, seniority at the bar is not to be taken for granted, and senior members of the bar ought to be duly respected. These are lawyers that will not hesitate to put it to your face that they are your seniors. Yes you are my senior, but do you have to throw it all over my face? You often hear them making comments like – “All through my years of practice, I have never seen this kind of a thing. What kind of practice is this?” A senior lawyer once used such line on another lawyer in court, and in my opinion, it was used as a tool of intimidation; and the other lawyer humorously retorted – “ It’s called millennium practice” I had a good laugh in court that day. This lovely group of lawyers can’t just wait for the court to start sitting for them to mention their cases out of turn. God help you if you happen to be in court full of them, and you are not one of them.

5.Interior Decorators

Now you are thinking what interior decoration has to do with law practice. Just wait till you meet these set of lawyers who always seek for an adjournment in other “to put our house in order”. I use to imagine what house they are even putting in order, and why they will have to wait till they get to court before they realise they have to put their house in order. It’s okay if once in a while you ask for an adjournment to regularize your processes and all of that; but when it becomes a routine and the line of “to put our house in order” is always used, maybe lawyers like that need to quit law practice and consider venturing into the business of interior decoration. Then, they will not only be free to put their houses in order, but would also help others to put their houses in order and get paid for doing that. If you are among this category, you will have to buy me dinner for this sound career advice.

I know this my list is not exhaustive, so let’s hear your own categories. Also tell me if you've met any of these lovely folks up there!
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taiwofolu:
We certainly can get it done asap.
Here's my phone number... 07088225854
please let's talk through whatsapp. I'll need to see the pictures to determine how long it'll take.
Cheers

It's okay.Will contact you.

Donald3d:
how many

Three

Hello house, no time for too much talk. I want to cartoon some pictures as soon as possible. Anybody who can do that for me? Tell me your price and when I will get the work. Thanks.