₦airaland Forum

http://prack-track.info/landings/sweeps-iphonex-en-survey-1-european-1-buck/survey/?device_brand=Tecno%20Mobile&device_model=P904&browser_name=Chrome&city=Unknown&isp=MTN%20Nigeria&os_name=Android&country=Nigeria&device_name=Tecno%20Mobile%20P904&lpkey=15ac17cd582c016366&uclick=fvtlibvc
They said I've won an I phone after asking me questions about google. But I should put in my card number and 1dollar would be debited for dhl abi transportation of the phone

U sure say this hammer6F no be the nnamdi cownu way dat senators dem dey fine. Make una check am well

Her grand papa get hospital so every body wand work there. Them no wan employ other people so every body for family must do medicine or related course

Nonaira1:
This monkey actually thinks i live in that shithole with him and suffering the mess your sai buhari messai dragged una to

Nigga I rather be shot dead, stabbed, ran over, organs stolen and sold in black market and a dog pee in my eye socket than come back and live in that backwards, laughing stock of Africa,poverty and disease ridden, piece of shit you people call a country. Hell i rather join the slavery in libya than live in that shithole.

But ur family stays in the poverty and disease ridden, piece of shit country?

Papiikush:
Well she got what she wanted... Fame.

Nigerians are very easy to exploit. Still not surprised y'all fell for MMM.

She should have thought of something rather than tarnishing an innocent young man's image

1BB007:
My response.
Why would a taxify driver drive his/her client to an unknown tarred road?
To Dorcas, u didn't want an offline trip beacause it could be risky. That means you need a cab so bad that night, you were gonna look for any option. We don't know the agreement between you guys but i am 65% sure you weren't gonna go for that trip offline because you care so much about your safety.

some lame public opinion saying a kidnapper walks around with a gun or Knife, I am sorry to say you are not in your right senses. because it was obvious the guy had a nasty fantasy of getting down with a beautiful actress forcefully, and could murder her in the process and leave no traces.

Another lame public opinion was that she could open the door, how nah?. how is that possible when a child lock is on, different car has different lock system.

To dorcas, He claimed you ordered him to just move, could it be that you insulted him so bad he wanted to take a revenge to rape you?

NeverthEless, Taxify driver enemeaka or whatever your name is, your job as a taxify driver partner is to deliver selfless service to your client and take clients to their destination, but you did the opposite to sexually abuse a client, assault etc. you even ripped off her dress? now that is a rape attempt.

In conclusion,

TAXIFY DRIVER

1 you just incurred taxify company a huge loss from their projected target income for the first quarter of the year
2 you will be sentenced to nothing less than 15 YEARS in prison.
3 you are seen as a RAPIST for years to come. Everyone will runaway from you

DORCAS
1 Try not use insultive or provocative words on anyone. which i have doubt you actually did that
2 You made a smart move for recording all what happened for evidence.. Thanks to your snapchat addiction
3 We love you and we are happy you her safe! Move on a lot of people love you for always entertaining us in our everyday busy lifestyle.

Thanks

Ur village people don collect ur sense.

Him don change mouth. Him for continue dey support the lie lie girl

nerd51:
Lol, no vex o. But if you unfollow am, who go notice?

At least I don't do my own

Adekule is mad. I'm no longer his fan. I dey go unfollow am for Instagram. Girl wan take advantage of the simple guy dis mumu dey support am

That girl na strong olosho. She is a criminal

Lala do the needful

Nigeria’S oil and gas industry is set to record another milestone as the $3.3 billion Floating Production Storage Offloading (FPSO) vessel for the 200,000 barrels per day capacity Egina deep water oilfield will arrive Nigeria from South Korea on Tuesday.
The FPSO, which was built by Samsung Heavy Industries (SHI), sailed away from the quay side at Samsung Yard in Geoje, South Korea, on October 31, 2017, on its long anticipated journey to Nigeria, which was initially estimated to last for 90 days.

It is gathered that when it arrives at the Samsung Yard (SHI-MCI FZE quayside) in Lagos on Tuesday, the FPSO, which is currently offshore Angola, will be integrated locally before it sails away to the deep offshore oil field.


Located at the Oil Mining Lease (OML) 130 offshore, the Egina oilfield, which will add 200,000 barrels per day of crude oil to Nigeria’s daily production when it comes on stream by the end of 2018, is being developed by Total Upstream Nigeria Limited (TUPNL) at the cost of $16 billion. Of the $16 billion capital expenditure for the six packages in the oilfield development, $3.3 billion is earmarked for building the FPSO.

Speaking to journalists yesterday, Chief Financial Officer of SHI-MCI, Mr. Jin Su Park stated that the FPSO would arrive Nigeria by 7a.m on January 23, 2017. He noted that despite the numerous challenges that confronted SHI in the construction of the yard, the South Korean firm has successfully completed the yard, which is the first FPSO fabrication and integration yard in Africa.

According to him, Samsung Heavy Industries invested $300 million in the yard and achieved 777 days without Loss Time Injury (LTI) on January 19, being yesterday. Park stated that SHI owns 70 per cent stake in a joint venture with LADOL, which owns 30 per cent stake. He added that of the 18 modules in the Egina FPSO, six modules were fabricated in the SHI-MCI yard, which represents 30 per cent of the entire FPSO. Park also disclosed that the fabrication of the yard’s 5,000 tonnes-capacity crane, which is the biggest in Africa, was completed in October 2017. Park decried what he described as exorbitant rental fees paid by Samsung for the project, saying the high fees hamper the ease of doing business in the country.


Total awarded the FPSO contract to SHI in 2014 after the Korean firm emerged the winner, following a rigorous tendering process.
Meanwhile, the NNPC is eyeing huge investment from oil discovery in Sokoto, saying this would enable it attract massive investments to the industry and boost the nation’s revenue, Group Managing Director of the corporation, Maikanti Baru, said yesterday.

Speaking at a regional technology-sharing workshop on hydrocarbon potentials of the Sokoto Basin held in Sokoto, Baru said, the corporation was also eyeing job creation for the citizenry.

NNPC Kaduna Zonal Manager, Aliyu Ja’afaru, who represented the GMD said the inland basins exploration was also in line with the goal of fulfilling the presidential mandate of increasing Nigeria’s oil and gas reserves. He called for the support of stakeholders to ensure the mandate becomes reality. Baru also urged local and international investors to acquire oil blocks in the Sokoto Basin.

Baru added that the purchase of aeromagnetic data from the Nigerian Geological Survey Agency (NGSA), which has since been interpreted to determine the sediment thickness and basin configuration is part of the significant progress on the Sokoto Basin.

He further stated that geological mapping was ongoing by catchment universities, among which are: Usmanu Danfodio University (UDUS) and Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University, Lapai (IBBUL), even as Integrated Data Services Limited (IDSL-NNPC) and its partner, Pioneer-Alfa Petroleum Services (PPS) are mobilizing to carry out surface geochemistry sampling; gas-micro-seepage analysis, acquire ground gravity and magnetics data in the area.
https://t.guardian.ng/news/3-3bn-egina-oilfield-fpso-to-arrive-nigeria-tuesday/

Onyiridike:
I no follow. I just they beg for everybody.

Thank God say u no put mouth oh. Cos na naija we dey anything can happen. Na so dem threaten my guy say him go get carry over. him think say na lie. Him write the course like 3 times b4 him come go beg

Onyiridike:
Oga Adam, I beg don't remove our names on the list.

OK u follow too. U name easy to get

Na Avatar I dey see so!!l

16

SmartyPants:
aaaaaahhhh are you a learner??

The moment a small girl smells the bolded on you, you are done for.

When dealing with small girls you have to manage them carefully, and keep them chasing you till you are certain they are hooked. The only thing that will make that girl interested again is if she sees you with someone as fine or finer than she is.

True talk. From experience

Gofwane:
But you no fvck her nah so why the uneasy feeling? You only tried your luck but didn't succeed.
I'm telling you, chances are that she wanted you two to fvck but didn't want to let you touch her easily so as not to be tagged "cheap"

Watch out, she will go to her favourite social media and make a post about one preekless jew guy that she slept at his place but he didn't do nothing!

Am feeling uneasy especially cos I tried to. I have resisted my girlfriend so many times and now am the one asking for sex from some one I don't even know. Is so annoying

[quote author=SirMichael1 post=63810247]Your story doesn't add up.

1. Cross over service finishes after 12am into the new year.

2. Why keep a vow when you won't fulfil other obligations from that same authority? I.e, why deny yourself sex but drinks when he who said no sex after marriage is he who also- well, gave hint to no wine?

3. Why was she looking for her sister? When she didn't find her, couldn't she have left to her house? Was it so late she couldn't make it home?

Niggur, that bītçh might be a hoe. If only you paid her and felt the warmth between her thighs on your throbbing flesh, this thread would read "I finally had sex after long abstainers".

Don't feel guilty until you fully break the vow.[/quote
1. It was morning service I was talking about.
2. I don't think I can do without wine especially this period when am bord
3. She coming from a far distance

SirMichael1:
You have to paragraph it before I'd read it. It's clumsy

Dnt kw how to arrange it. Hope u can manage it this way

.

cruzydal:
Poly is shit.. Tell urself d truth .. Most people that get d cert end up regretting .. They end up in poly because jamb hv dealt with them..
BSC over HND any time any day...
When some companies like dufil accept only first class bsc u will come n carry ur HND .. Lmao.. Na inside lawma u go see am

Ur not better than most poly graduate. So na only dufil dey Nigeria. U need to receive sense

cruzydal:
Lol.. That Mobil stuff was a scam abeg. They said 2.2 bsc .. Do u think a company as big as Mobil will take HND in this current era.. With ur distinction in HND u can't apply for a masters directly .. Where as someone with a 2.2 bsc can.. This shows u the worth of the certificate

Use ur Bsc 2.2 to apply for nlng, total, Schlumberger and the like and see how they trash it. I bet you there are more HND and OND holders in most of these firms than Bsc . Take note also that there more Bsc graduate than HND in Nigeria. Am not saying Bsc is not good, my point is do not discourage anybody from going to a polytechnic.

Naija humble this guy

simplebb:
Take time out to read the comments on the links below

https://www.nairaland.com/4235580/stop-dont-buy-hnd-form


https://www.nairaland.com/2726723/shell-discrimination-hnd-holders-equating/7#39884548

You think there's no HND holder in shell? Your thinking is too myopic shell recruited for what they needed. You think cos someone didn't get admission into the university then he's dumped or a failure. If you've graduated with 2.2 in the university go to Schlumberger and see how your c.v is been thrown away. When you go in compare the number of HND and Bsc in that company. There are companies that prefar HND while others would want Bsc. majority of the oil firm as well as some manufacturing company prefers HND. Stick to where works for you. Mind you not all polytechnic student applied for uni.

ajasa4link:
Exactly! You don't even need a first class to get invite in any if those big 4. With 2.1 you are good to go. I remember getting to AC stage back then with KPMG while friends with HND can't even apply even with distinction (which should've been equivalent to first class on this new university grade level)

I do advise younger ones around me with OND to please get a DE form and cross to university and save themselves frustration in the labour market when they start seeing their juniors who attended uni while they are not even being given a chance to prove themselves

That's when you have noting else to do with your life other than schooling. You should also advice him to become a professor before job Hunt since even the PhD holders are jobless. You getting a job and a good one for that mata is God. Its not dependent on the degree you're carrying. Go to Nestlé, The Beng holders are hiding their degree and applying with OND. Nestlé recruit every year. Every body has his place. Any body that has chosen to graduate from a polytechnic should not be discouraged

cruzydal:
HND in Nigeria is bullshit.. You can't work in big firms.. Those first class graduate will get interviews and aptitude tests.. But HND holder won't get.. Even banks that collect any discipline don't accept HND .. There is no need to compare HND cert and BSC cert because its obvious.. Its just like comparing NCE to HND..

You lie. HND with just upper credit is a good to go. Companies like total and Mobil has few bsc graduate. OND and HND out number their Bsc counterparts. Its all about you and God not the degree.

ajasa4link:
E be like say day never break reach Ur side. Almighty polytechnic upper class students indeed.

U dey this Nigeria so? Go to the job section and see the so called ''almighty polytechnic graduates'' gnashing teeth and cursing the day they took that HND form.

In fact some companies have a policy of not taking HND graduate. If u like make 4.0 out of 4.0 in the polytechnic, none of 'the big 4' will touch u with a long pole, yet they would easily take in '' those 4ckers with 3.5 on a 5.0 scale in the university'', provided they pass the test and interview.

Believe it or not, this does not change anything for a polytechnic student at all. In fact an OND holder should just wise up and take a direct entry form, cos one day there will be no job left for HND graduates with the way things are going (N.B I have HND holder friends I've been looking out for jobs on their behalf, and it's not been easy thus far)

Ur just talking rubbish. Do you know the number of university first-class graduate at home even looking for teaching jobs. Both poly and uni they're all the same so far as Nigeria is concern, just get anyone with good grade and God by ur side the sky is your starting point.

That's how they save oh. Olosho hardly go to bank. They normally save in a pot or a been box