₦airaland Forum

Kwara governor you see your life ?

@50+ you're bn called omo-odo saraki. (Saraki's houseboy) smh

...When its d turn of senators, am sure Dino Melaye will be called. Aja saraki (saraki's dog)

Dezolo:
you shoulda pee-ed inside her immediately.. She wouldn't get pregnant..

PEE ?
A man who bed-wets went to see a psychiatrist.
PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? Tell me how it happens.
MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Oya, let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine.
PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee", just reply him that you have already peed.
The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face.
PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?
MAN: Walahi, you have worsened my case!
PSYCHIATRIST: What? How?
MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "Oya, let us shit!"

Dezolo:

Its like he gave an impressive performance 'cos I can see the judges giving him standing ovation

Wow ! Just wow !!

For me, I believe posterity will judge all our leaders past and present.

IBB is a case study

Dezolo:
please can you kindly follow the link and vote for her? Please sir?

DONE...she's got my vote, I pray she wins

I vote for mimzy cc: NLjega

ebujany:
U know say u be mugu? cnt u see this dezolo of a person is fraud? The acct was just created last week to get votes for mimzy. You've been on NL for long to know frauds. I betu the acct is run by a guy...smh

I hv got nothing to lose, even if the acct is run by a guy the bottomline is the person needs my help and I hv given her my words...why are you taking panadol for my own headache, even if its a fraud, there are beta ways to to xplain things without resorting to name calling. ...#Dontdoparkalin

habtund:
they are ijaws oooooo
Eni to ba Kan lo mo

Sure about this ?...ki oluwa da abo re bowa o.

Olohun oni funwon se

Why on earth will someone attack helpless villagers. There is more to the attacks that we are yet to know.


Until arrests are made and the perpetrators are paraded, I refuse to believe that they are Niger Deltans.

Dezolo:
lols, thanks so much.. I'll contact you when it's time okay? I just followed you right now.

Its ok

Dezolo:
hello.. Please I need your assistance.

I'd like you to vote for my cuz tomorrow, she's running for missnairaland and she needs your vote.. Please? Her username is mimzy

Got it

Dezolo:
hi..

Hi

Babzrockman:
IGP Arase was a agile and fit officer. He is like former english referee Howard webb who was very agile and fit for his duties. Kudos to Arase

Howard Webb ? U must be a manchester united supporter

Fayose has just pronounced himself guilty, unfortunately for him, this is not the era from the bible....somebody that just robbed will break ur head with stones if u try that quotation o

Btw...EFCC una no get stones ni ? Guilty too ehn ?

Nigerian senators ...always legislating on ways to improve themselves.

Now they want immunity for the SP or the clause be dropped at all levels.

What a country.....Dramatists everywhere you go !

Hmmm documents missing even before the commencement of trial...-i won't be surprised if the woman got missing before judgement is passed.

Na Naija we dey

Iam ashamed at the way and manner Fayose is conducting himself in the country. I was once a governor; so, I know that the position of governor is a very serious one that demands responsible behaviour”.

Yayi daidai !

Omo ina la ransi ina !

Sheriff/Fayose 2019...in the mind of their co-travellers.
All enemies camps will always be in disarray.

Birds of a feather...bunch of shameless nicompoops

Kemi has stepped beyond her boundary...its payback time.

Dayo Amusa realy got her bashed and now this one from Ms Aboderin.

Kemi had better go into hiding ...as in run 4 cover !

johnglefury:
END TIME SLAP

This one na END LIFE SLAP O

Na wa o....but why beat a woman ? Why not walk away during arguments.

Omg, their children sha ! What becomes of them

I made a comment about Yerima sometimes back and someone almost tore me apart.

Most of these politicians forming men of God are hypocrites.

...Lalasticlala please kindly move yerima to frontppage

keally:
. You did not make sense, anyway if you have sense you would have addressed the burning issues that borders on the morality of the President. Instead of providing his certificate which is easier, he is lining up SANS to defend him. He is paying them with our money, instead of SIMPLY bringing his certificate to shame traduccers and prove cynics wrong. You have not yet seen anything wrong with that. Continue wallowing in your self-delusion.

So what sense does your submission make...Hate destroys only those who hate, you and your likes are already on self-destruct mode, let's see where it takes you all.

Obviously its either you're a kid or hatred has eaten deep into you. Fela sang about 2.8 billion naira 'PTF' money ? Like seriously ?

Prior to the 2015 general elections there were lots of hate campaigns against Buhari most of which only made him more popular.

Muhammadu Buhari has a mandate of 4 years to lead this country, if after his tenure we found him wanting, he should be brought to book...God Bless Nigeria
God bless our leaders
God bless PMB...Eyan Mayweather !

APCHaram:
Those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.

This thread shows how the south and middle belt handed Nigeria to the north.

The same thing continues till this day with most southerners believing more in a northern candidate as President than one of their own.

This is not a hate thread but a bitter red pill of Truth that you all must swallow.

I think the actions of the first coupists led us to where we find ourselves today. Killing leaders from the north and excluding their 'brothers. The MBelt only took the bold step to keep nigeria as one.

What morals are there in this write up ?

Why try to stoke the embers of hate ?

Just a single person will islamise a whole southern nigeria ?

Hw on earth is he gonna do it ?

Even northern nigeria are not predominantly muslims,

Religion intolerance is the klog in the wheel of our nations' progress.
The ascertion that PMB will islamise southern nigeria is like saying the people of SS/SE lack adequate/worthwhile leaders

kenny1313:
Wailers will say it's Photo shop!!!!!! Ride on Baba!!!!!

They can as well call it photo kiosk na dem sabi.

Sai Buhari....Eyan mayweather !

Joeny:
Mayweather to bad Lolzzzzzzz

Lolzzz

Handsome man, more handsome than his grandson fayose.

Sai Buhari...Eyan Mayweather !

tundexijim:
Even his own brother criticize him..he said he is a disgrace to their family..fayose is a he-goat

U dey mind them ? Like someone said earlier "The main difference between man and other lesser animals is REASONING."

SegunAdewole:
I no talk am? yoruba muslims are ready to destroy us in yoruba land and sell we christian as slaves to fulani. They never learn from Afonja. Thank God for Rev Gbonigi and Peter Fayose!

Don't let religion bigotry destroy you, the two of us that you quoted, none talked about Fayose bn a xtian. All the sensible people in SW have one way or the other critisised Ayo fayose and not all SWterners are Muslims. If you've bn hoodwinked into believing in Fayose's archaic style of transformation/empowerment its your problem but to bring religion into it is plain mischief

Funding of the avengers (avenging. What sef ?) Is taking its toll already.