₦airaland Forum

MayorofLagos:
First and foremost....

In the name of Allah, which one be Moroophat?

Na Morufa yoruba people don turn to Morroopha. Na wa for Yoruba people o!

Na by force to answer Arabic namr? If you no fit call and spell am proper then drop it and start answering to Yoruba name instraf.

Yeye people!

Moroophat is wrong and so silly but. Morufa ? Nah ....its Maharufat.

Grandnephew sha.

U mean pikin of shagari's brothers brothers brother ?

Fine dude, kongratulobia !

Omisore,Fani-kayode, Fayose, ...bahd bahdder bhaddest !

Thugs from the western side, across the niger river.

Sons of anarchy

Oju ole re !!

sugarwiz:
Y is dis man so bitter.

An insect you see dancing by the bush path, its drummer is surely in the bush. Dino is just portraying Crookola Saraki's bitterness.

They've chosen the wrong path and unfortunately the wrong person.


Dino Melaye( aka Aja Saraki) is presently not in the good books of the ERU-IKUs

femiakinbully:
Shame on these guys mehn .......

Shame shame shame...BIG shame !

Dino Melaye (aka Aja Saraki) will soon go missing.

You have stepped on the tail of a cobra...the ERU-IKUs are after you !

Aja Saraki has bitten more than he can chew

Two top officials of the Nigerian Prisons Service have been retired from service.
The spokesperson for the prisons service, Francis Enobore, announced the retirements in a statement sent to PREMIUM TIMES on Monday.
The statement said, “Following the appointment of Ja’afaru Ahmed as the Controller-General of the Nigerian Prisons Service, the Civil Defence, Fire, Immigration and Prisons Services Board ( CDFIPB), in an emergency meeting held on the 27th of June, 2016, approved the retirement of a Deputy Controller-General and an Assistant Controller-General of Prisons from the service. 
“They are Aminu Suley, mni and Ali Bala Salami, mni respectively. 
“The letter signed by the Secretary of the Board, Alh. A. A. Ibrahim dated 28th June, 2016 indicated that the decision was taken due to the officers’ seniority in service to the new Controller-General of Prisons and in consonance with military and paramilitary convention. 
“While wishing them good luck in their future endeavours,  the (CDFIPB) commended the officers for their contributions to the development of the Nigerian Prisons Service.”

This is reportedly based on True life Experiment by Dr. Harry Harlow of the Primate Laboratory Wisconcin University.

They put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.

Each time any monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon it and beat it up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and replaced with a new monkey. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, it wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. Undaunted with their action, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.

All the other monkeys descend upon it with a thorough beating. It has no idea why.

However, it no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the hell out of it.

This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that it's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing same and that had been done to it before. However, it has no idea of the reason for attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys were replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed with iced water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

And that is how tribal bigotry, faith superiority and erratic systems get established and followed.

"Think twice before blindly following anyone or anything. Especially ideas or ideologies that have to do with religion, tribes, class or affect others or the community.

This is how anti-Igbo, anti-North, anti-Yoruba anti-Fulani, anti-Niger Delta and stereotypes are established.
Make sure you understand the basis of it, based on clear evidences and their explanations and reasons etc."

God save Nigeria.

tunderay:
Thanks brother.

Yeah bro, Buratai should do the needful : RESIGN ASAP !
That is if he's got any dignity left

tunderay:
I love Sahara Reporters, if they want to kill you, they will make sure you are shot twice, if you survive , you will be shot again. There sources are everywhere, offend them and see trouble.

What a way to summarize SR...love it

Saraki and Fayose can testify to your submissions

Fellow Nairalanders please as a concerned nigerian I will like to ask this question :

In Your calculative future looking opinion, which of these constitute the biggest threat to Nigerians today?

1. ND Avengers
2. Life Pension Lawmakers
3. Boko Haram.

doctokwus:
The 2 most hardworking organisations in Nigeria today are:
The EFCC

sahara reporters

Both of their mottos seem to be:"to go where no one else and touch who no one else dare"

can u please call someone u know to please move this news to frontpage ?

Who takes Kemi 'retardinho' Olunloyo serious ?

mencade5:
Portugal history in the Eurocup since '96:

Euro 1996: Quarter-finals.
Euro 2000: Semi-finals.
Euro 2004: Finals (runners-up).
Euro 2008: Quarter-finals.
Euro 2012: Semi-finals.
Euro 2016: Finals (??).
I'm afraid I see a pattern here.

Octopus Paul !

I was enjoying your write up until you resort to the use of unpleasant words.

mechanics:
portugal wil trash wales

Trash ? Mechanics, its football o..no be automobiles .

Portugal's bus stop is close by

Cristiano is going home today

I can't even shout 'front page' or call lalasticlala talk more of seun.
Who sabi me ?

But I know that this is worth front page

But....some modes are moles and some moles are modes.
On Nairaland some animals are more equal than others.

I can't even shout 'front page' or call lalasticlala talk more of seun.
Who sabi me ?

But I know that this is worth front page

Today is Sallah o, its a joke right ?

If true, then Wales will beat Portugal tonight.

Messi logba ewon...ko jo rara

damsy01:
Source plssss....

The Sultanate Council and NMSC declared that tomorrow Tuesday is 30th of Ramadan Wednesday 6th July 2016 will be 1st Shawwal Sallah Day in shaa ALLAH.

Thank you from Usman Mahmud NSCIA

One more day for asking Allah to forgive and grant us jannah in this Ramadan. There is fasting tomorrow insha Allah. Eid fitr will be Wednesday 6th of july 2016 Insha Allah.

May Allah shower His blessings on our dear country NIGERIA.

SR is a sick media portal ?

Ok son tell us what your father is.

Paperwhite:
And this bullcrap portends Buhari as an angel? You must be grossly paranoid.A Leopard never change it skin.

You sound offended by the submissions but gave no counter view or opinion.

Which of the colonial masters ? They are dead and buried.

Nigeria of today is too hot to handle.

Stigmatizing President Buhari

By Sola Adeyeye

This rehash of the prominent positions held by Muslims in Nigeria is mischievous and quite unfortunate. It is the typical Nigerian game of chasing needless shadows rather than focusing on the arduous task of nation building.

Until recently, so-called Christians held commanding heights of the economic governance of our Republic. The Presidency, Headship of National Assembly, Secretary of Govt of the Federation, Head of Service, Ministry of Works, Ministry of Finance, the Central Bank, the NNPC, the Stock Exchange etc were headed by so-called Christians. Tragically, they reprobately superintended the profligate looting of our common patrimony. The lone voice of courageous warning belonged to a certified Muslim, Sanusi Lamido, who succeeded Soludo and was hounded for his courage to expose the cult of looters comprising so-called Christians.

Yes, the metastasis of economic ruins in Nigeria was gestated by these Christians. They reduced Pentecostalism to a reprobate pente-rascality whereby the Dukes and knights of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria and the Christian Association of Nigeria became errand boys in the corridor of accursed political power. Their private jets were the conveyors of stolen money!

Tunde Fashola is a Muslim. He now heads what used to be three big ministries. Was he chosen because of his religion? He was chosen because of his track record!

The dust will settle in Nigeria. Change will come despite predictable resistance from reactionary principalities and forces. Hackneyed references to issues that divide rather than unite us whether by Muslims or Christians, are age-long stumbling blocks to progress.

It really is a shame when well educated Nigerians, whether Muslim or Christian, wobble themselves in religious intolerance. Unfortunately, the intolerance is nursed by some imams and pastors mouthing poorly considered facts. Even if seemingly compelling, facts degenerate into half-truths when they are placed, as is often the case, outside of proper context.

The toxicity of half-truths rarely emanates from the profligacy of falsehood but rather from the subtle distortion of truth! Blatant falsehood is intuitively obvious and as such easy to reject. By contrast, when truth is softly bent, it takes great discernment to perceive its toxicity.

The Constitution of Nigeria enshrines that every state must be represented in the Cabinet of the Federal Government. Even those of us who feel that this, by itself, creates a cabinet that is too unwieldy, must tolerate such a provision until our pluralistic, multi-ethnic and multi-religious republic evolves into organic nationhood. As such, whoever is the President of Nigeria must have a minimum of 36 Ministers.

Of the six ministers representing the Southwestern states, two (Fashola from Lagos and Shittu from Oyo) are Muslims while four are Christians (Adeosun from Ogun, Adewole from Osun, Fayemi from Ekiti and Daramola from Ondo). All the five ministers from the Southeastern states are Christians as are all six ministers from the states of the south-south. In other words, of the 17 ministers from southern Nigeria, 15 are Christians while 2 are Muslims.

In the North-Central, Audu Ogbe from Benue, Solomon Dalong from Plateau, James Ocholi (now deceased) from Kogi are Christians. The remaining three ministers from that zone are Muslims. Even if all the ministers from Northeastern and Northwestern states are Muslims, we are left with a Federal cabinet comprising 18 Christians and 18 Muslims! We have a devout Muslim as President and a no less devout Christian as Vice President. The current composition of the Federal Executive Council is one in which only liars will complain that Christians have been marginalized. When in the history of Nigeria has a traveling President transmitted power to the VICE PRESIDENT? That is what Buhari does each time he travels.

Now let us move to the legislature. Of the 10 Principal Officers of the Nigerian Senate, only three (Saraki, Ndume and Na'alla) are Muslims! The remainder (Ekeremadu, Adeyeye, Alimikhena, Akpabio, Aduda, Bwacha and Olujimi) are Christians! Adeyeye and Bwacha are lay preachers. The House of Representatives is headed by a Christian. With such a composition, the Nigerian Legislature is not a place where Christians can be said to be marginalized. In fact, few people realize that there are more Christians than Muslims in the Nigerian Senate.

Now let us go to the Judiciary. How many judges of the Supreme Court has Buhari appointed? The answer is Zero! Is it fair to blame him for appointments that predated his own election into office? The fear of God, the love of country and basic human decency dictate that we reject an amalgamation of intellectual sophistry with the dereliction of truth.

Unfortunately, it is quite easy for detractors to pick and choose their facts in a manner that allows malignant campaigns of calumny.

Professor Adeoye Adeniyi, a former Vice Chancellor of the University of Ilorin, was a deacon at Oritamefa Baptist Church Ibadan. He was the Chairman at my wedding. He was also our pediatrician. When he was leaving the University of Ibadan to head the College of Medicine at Ilorin in 1978/79, he handed Oluwatobi (our daughter) to a Moslem doctor in his Department. I asked him why he did not hand us to a Christian. Professor Adeniyi smiled and said, "you do not need a Baptist or for that matter a Christian doctor; you need a pediatrician who will respond even if you call after midnight!"

I enjoy air travels. Sometimes, the plane gets to very rough and bumpy weather. At such times, my concern is not whether the pilot can speak in tongue or prophesy! Rather, one hopes that the pilot knows what to do in a storm even if he were a Buddhist or Moslem. May God guide our Muslim President aright as we wade through the fierce storm.

But where is the unity ?

There are divisions everywhere you go, you work with people that you feel will not sabotage your efforts....politicians are out there on selfish interests, selfless ones are like scarce commodities.

But meanwhile, Barca fans are like....

The rice nko, won't it be contaminated ?

You didn't tell us what you did with the magic rice...ate it. ?

Zico5:
Those referring Buhari as dictator will surely eat their words. A good leader must always ready to listen to the yearning of his people and that is what Buhari is currently doing. But sentiment and tribalism will never allow some to see good deeds of this man. We should stop crying over a split milk cos Gej is already the past tense and will forever remain there. The future is with Buhari and that is why we voted him there.

Nice submission Zico, may God inrease your sense of reasoning...meanwhile

ONE LOVE KEEP US 2GEDA ...Onyeka Onwenu

Proudly Nigerian !
No matter our shortcomings.



Nigerian citizens making great strides all over the the world.

1. If Buhari prosecutes an Igbo man for corruption, Igbo people will say he's doing ethnic cleansing.

2. If he prosecutes a fellow Fulani man, they will say it's because the criminal is a PDP member.

3. If he prosecutes a fellow APC member, they will say it's because the criminal is giving Buhari a tough time within the party & they're trying to frustrate the accused out of the party.

4. If he prosecutes someone that doesn't belong to any political party, they will say it's because the criminal is an anti-government critic.

They're yet to say whether the person being prosecuted is guilty of the said crime or not. We're simply comedians! I already said it. Buhari's anti-corruption fight won't be possible inasmuch as we keep politicizing and ethnicizing the whole thing. To discover that the same set of people that want corruption stamped out are the same ones saying all these things breaks one's heart.

When GEJ was president, why didn't he also prosecute all the thieves in the opposition? He was trying to be Mr. Nice? Mr. Nice that landed us in what we are in right now?

Get me right. I want Aregbesola's account frozen like Fayose's. But if I'm to distribute gifts to a group of people whose names are on a list, does it matter whether I start from the top, bottom, or middle? The most important thing is that the name of anybody that gets the gift is on the list, isn't it? Ok. What if the gift finishes before it reaches some people?

Well, in this case, it's not exactly the same. Buhari's gift is enough to go round everybody. So no matter where he starts from on the list, nobody will miss out on the gift. And nobody can dictate to him where he should start from. He made the list, not you or me. He that makes the list reserves the right to start anywhere he wishes. Instead of wasting our energy arguing on where he's starting from, we should ask whether someone who doesn't deserve a gift has gotten one. If that hasn't happened, then what has the noise been all about?