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attention seekers.. next please.. :-(

I would have attacked him but..
I respect men of God

a land space at hand is better than..
#baba while you were gone..
Chibok girls returned..
dollar turned 14naira
fuel was sold for 20naira/liter
runs girls became free..
boko haram was defeated

baba, are you the one behind our problems?

Kingklent:
ur wise bro as for my gurlfriend can u imagine she requested to know my ATM pin wat do you have to say about this

funny thoo..
Atm pin even if i am sleep walking i can never tell anyone mah pin..
Sha many ways to kill this problem..
Tell her the wrong pasword to know if she would use it in your absence.. If she does and come back to complain tell her you are sorry that you changed it and you havnt use the card for some time now..or the custormer care reset your pasword becos you forget it..
Or..Ask her what role has your atm card got to play in the relationship.. Thank me later

Kingklent:
nd this same stupid reason dey claim is because guys lyk agree wit them whose side are u on dude...

lets forget this matter Joor..
how is your girlfriend doing?

Kingklent:
fools like you give women sumtin stupid to say about guys on this forum

no Beef dude.. But dis same reason why girls claims dat 60 percent of ur type are sick

Mariojane:
seriously?

dat girl fall mah hand.. She gave me ha phone to charge oo...
Sha my fault i didnt know what made me go through her contacts.. I saw different funny names tho....
anthony (Keke)
Bright Mr biggs
philip plantain chips
I nearly broken my head laughing until one cell in my brain pushed me to dial her number..
Lol and behold
Emeka Banana

Brandnew2:
I doubt if there's anybody as fine as that iin your Genealogy.

Abi at least the ugliest in my Genealogy should be the runner up in the most beautiful face in your genealogy

MisterLongman:
if to say na plantain chips you con buy nkor

If she write plantain chips e go too long just..
Emeka Plantain C

turn dumb immediatly
closes door and drive off nothing much

sha... She fine but she no resemble David.. Via turtle

sorry but you are just proving to the girls that 60 percent of d boys are sick becos of this thread

CaniiiceDim:
. But they re forcing me to pay more. Is that fair?

truely it is not fair.. But de didnt also force u to continue paying too..

better ways of doing things faster and to last longer

sha e pain me.. Cos i bought banana for her when i first visited she wrote..
Emeka Banana

hmm so dat massaging of a thing work..i for say why nkechi own just de swell per round

No body force u buy DStv sha..

Orijin101:
i commented on this same post about a minute ago, or am i seeing double

no you are seeing TwiCe

Jackeeh:
My thoughts exactly. Since she already broke up with him, she should have kept things that way. Broken! Yet she still went back to the relationship. She should expect more infidelity. For allowing him get away with this, she should expect more from him.

Even if the op still roll with the dude she should expect more heart breaking situations

wese90:
The ministry is moving forward..

azin eh.. E no easy..you know watin e mean to pregrant 20 women, same month, same pen with different pen covers..
father abraham really should expect sons and daughters dis time
chai.. He should be arrested it is not rape.. Deliverance Miracle

somebody shout Hala...lu....yah

Hmm this case is serious..
Since you are not married leave him and get to meet someone who would like you for who you are..

Thou shall not put all your eggs in one basket

NinoBrown888:
hey the hell with the tmarks, he's good looking:>

lol those tribal marks are very obivous..he cant take a very close picture of his face.. Even make -ups cant cover it
But he sings very good music

EroticAngelina:
'why are you forming?' or 'who u dey form for'
I hate that sentence ehn. sometimes I automatically hate any guy who says that to me.

sometimes it is the truth...
The truth dey say is bitter

Bet helping Nigerians since..

NinoBrown888:
kiss daniel? Are you kidding'

Lol, skales drops hit songs once in a while and it fades away..let him keep it coming or drop an album then people would long to see him and he aint that handsome..tribal marks

Kizmarty:
Reasonable indeed
I just can't imagine the look on her face if she gets such reply

That look when you ask your parent for a favour and they turn it into preaching..
Me : Mum can i get #1500 from you, i want to subscribe my phone...
Mum: You have never asked me to give you money to buy bible or even Bulletin but it is only subscription.. Even the bible i bought for you how many times have you opened it.. Even the..
Me: Mum it is ok i am not subscribing again.. *walks awt *

Kizmarty:

You're wicked

Lol what did you expect.. Girls can ask usless questions so we give them ReasoNaBle answers