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 Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by Fabdedon(m): 3:22pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
alberto2k:One man's wifey is another man's whOr3  |
| Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by Fabdedon(m): 3:02pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
alberto2k:Havent you heard about Horse whip.. Just give it a try..  and make sure you thank me later 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Must Have Car Accessories.. by Fabdedon(m): 9:03am On Feb 20, 2015 |
Fire extingusher. Spare tire and manual tire pump if there is.. Stored Water Ropes too or cable.. Wedge.. Etc  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Drops Another Bomb... by Fabdedon(m): 9:00am On Feb 18, 2015 |
ok, so how much were you paid for this broadcast?  |
| Family › Re: Why Do Men Take Advantage Of Advanced Single Ladies? by Fabdedon(m): 8:50am On Feb 18, 2015 |
Because they are the desperate ones.. 15 Likes 1 Share |
| Agriculture › Re: suckers available by Fabdedon(m): 6:30pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Annoying Things Ladies Do That Kills Chat Which Makes Us Delete Them by Fabdedon(m): 9:02pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Tosyne2much no vex ehh.. I dont tire to de tell you nice post everytime.. Just know that.. If perfect what you search you know i never ask you to change..your write ups are just amazing..!!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Customers You Meet In Nigerian Markets by Fabdedon(op): 3:03pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
tosyne2much:lol.. Hehe booking space since_existence of Nairaland thanks for the compliment |
| Fashion › Re: Can You Rock This GMB Haircut? by Fabdedon(m): 1:21pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
I dont have to look mad to show my support i think my Vote and political participation would do better 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Customers You Meet In Nigerian Markets by Fabdedon(op): 1:15pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Herzumpther:hahaha nah your type dey price buns.. You be like "you no sell 5 buns 40naira " |
| Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Customers You Meet In Nigerian Markets by Fabdedon(op): 1:13pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Godfullsam:heheheh Talking from Exprience? |
| Romance › Re: 25 Things To Do To Make That Special Person Feel Special This Valentines Period by Fabdedon(m): 1:11pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
amdo007:i no be Gentleman atall oo - In Fela's voice ..I know what it takes to be a gentleman  |
| Politics › Re: Bokoharam On It Again!!! Launches Attack In Chad by Fabdedon(m): 12:49pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
francizy:No but, this is a political crises they know the right buttons to press to stop the crises.. |
| Romance › Re: 25 Things To Do To Make That Special Person Feel Special This Valentines Period by Fabdedon(m): 12:47pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
amdo007:story for the Gods thats not what dey want Besides i want to beleive there are some real ladies in Naija tooYeah i know but thats why its called mentality.. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Customers You Meet In Nigerian Markets by Fabdedon(op): 12:41pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
bisous:Modified |
| Nairaland General › Types Of Customers You Meet In Nigerian Markets by Fabdedon(op): 12:37pm On Feb 13, 2015*. Modified: 3:02pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
No time for long introduction lets just keep the list rolling.. 1 Straight customers Straight in the sence that they do business without much stress, without excess pricing they just ask for the price and discount, they pay in full and goods are delivered..  . 2.Hope builders. This customer will come with a full list of what he needs after everything and its now time to pay, he will pay quarter with hope of coming next time to complete it and funny enough they will expect you to give them the goods on credit.. 3. Annoying customer. Take for instance you are run a phamacy shop, a customer will just walk in and ask you if you are selling Helmet ? "sometimes questions do make people go dumb"  4. The Lying customer This customer will come and fabricate a lie so as for you to reduce the price or give him goods on credit. That they were pick pocketed on entering the market and you should please reduce the price.. 5.Pricing customers. This customer will come to your business place like they are intrested in your good but will end up asking for the price of almost all the goods and at the end would leave empty handed or go with a goods of low price. They are always like "i just wan know the price"  6. Stingy customers They always feel like everyone is cheating them so they would go from shop to shop looking for where they can get it in a lower price at the end they go away with a fake goods. 7.Fake patronizers This people will come to your place of business and start asking for goods that is currently not avialable at the shop, if paraventure you get to have one remaining they would change choice.. "they act like they wish you well" 8. Confused customers They have no idea why they are looking for they will just enter the market.. A dude enters the shop while answering a call after the call he droped the phone and said. "hey sorry, its not this shop"  Mtchew after all the attention i gave to him ** Feel free to add yours** Cc Naijaboiy Tosyne2much Emusmith Mesoade Neldrizzy 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: 25 Things To Do To Make That Special Person Feel Special This Valentines Period by Fabdedon(m): 12:29pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
The above list cannot happen in Nigeria all the girls just need is for you to buy them a gift thats better than their female friends own... |
| Politics › Re: Bokoharam On It Again!!! Launches Attack In Chad by Fabdedon(m): 12:25pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Thats what happens when you refuse to mind your business 1 Like 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Fabdedon(m): 9:14am On Feb 13, 2015 |
lordmayor2013 why pirating my post? |
| Romance › Re: Help! How Can I Spend Val Day With My Girl by Fabdedon(m): 8:41pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
cr80vity:just look for a place to spend time with her, Colour code wears, hotel with pool.. Etc.. |
| Phones › Re: The Most Annoying Thing About My Bb by Fabdedon(m): 8:24pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
Nokia E5 till.. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Help! How Can I Spend Val Day With My Girl by Fabdedon(m): 8:22pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
cr80vity:Take her out..maybe beach... Very romantic |
| Business › Re: Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors. by Fabdedon(op): 7:03pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
[quote author=dptrix post=30573015][/quote]lol banks no dey tune to football nah |
| Business › Re: Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors. by Fabdedon(op): 1:41pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
tosyne2much:am Glad you did |
| Business › Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors. by Fabdedon(op): 8:39am On Feb 09, 2015 |
Visited the bank this monday morning and met quite number of people at the bank door so decided to pen down my observation..Enjoy! 1. The trustworthy ones. This kind of people will enter the door with their hands raised up and their heads bowed down like they have given their life to christ.. People inside will be like ''Oga enter the door has opened.! 2. The impatient ones. This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will open and close fast.. I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasnt opened yet.... i was like come Jack me come out nah.. 3. First timers. This ones dont know how to operate the door,some will even think the bank has closed,some will wait for someone to comeout before they enter. 4. The suspecious ones. This ones will have to pull their belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop their phones,keys even after much done they would be denied entrance.. The security officer be like ''oga you be welder ?  ''5.The Experts. This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea of how to bypass the sequrity..when they enter the door they would hold out every metal object like keys,phones outside the door until the door makes attempt to close.. When one door closes the other must open. 6. The Restless. This ones will even join someone in entering the door, even when they enter alone they will want to know how many people are inside the bank before the door opens. 7. Questionaries. This ones will come to the door and ask questions that one needs to consult the gods before they answer, questions like.. People full inside bank? Them they pay inside? Teller still remain? The ac dey work? Have you guys closed for work? Them dey show match inside? 8. The battle kings. When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a game pad.. Who the cap fits let him wear.! Feel free to add yours! 76 Likes 21 Shares |
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