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Tell ha you have a girlfriend/Fiancee and dat she might not like d idea

nice write up

Ishilove:
Ask google

pls pardon me.. If i post a website id on my signature will i get banned?

Lol very true sha..

When me and dis guy had accident..we came down inspected d damages..shook hands and exchange business cards.. And drove off

holatin:
But me I like how topic dey many for front page.
I think realstanman and lalastica are journalist employed by Seun to spice nairaland up since not everybody love too much seriousness

this the first sensible thing i have heard u say

iceberylin:
I go shoot you gun
No try me ooo

ur Gun no de kill

EroticAngelina:
abeg sharap don't insult us. we are voicing out our opinions, if they seem useless to u, then u are useless on this thread. this thread z for people who support and want change on NL's front page format just like me, not for people who don't. so kindly fvck off, thanks

Thats just it....

i dont even know brazilian hair if i see one

lalalala men on point what about Ukwa..

AmberQueen:
Sorry for d dude who will judge me wit d above criteria...

As for d inflictin pain part,just try it.

lol what will you do other dan shout ..''you will kill me today oo..''

Jennimma:
Number 2 and 7 are same thing.

Observant

holatin:
I know someone that has all that but she is still unsuccessful

you again?

pweetyz need to read this.. ..i think he has defined success

iceberylin:
11. they have breast

young man please why always Bosom?

10 things we know about Ladies
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This post is based on self opinion,i stand to be corrected and it is not 100% correct.

1. We know and believe girls have a small brain in the sence that you girls are easily manipulated and decieved even tho they try to form smart we just ignore..
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2.We know that girls will tend to form hard to get before they agree,we all have idea about it..we know you want to test us if we can stand the test of time..We just have to play along for the mean time and hide every unnecessary behaviours..
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3.We know that to get you we just have to get your friends and close ones..Be nice to them sometimes gifts and we are some times not disappointed..
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4.We know that with money and gifts we can get what we want...although some will form that ahh they can't be moved with money and gifts but we are sure that you will SURELY think about the money and gifts....
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5.We know that First manner of approach matters,make them laugh,comfortable with your presence they will tend to trip maybe when we have gotten you we then display our real self..
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6.We know women are attracted to every thing in Cars.. Yeah there is always a respect there even if your not intrested you give us a listening ear by they we know what to say we men are good at that..
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7.We somehow believe that girls will tend to keep you pending to know if we can stand the test of time, We are ready to wait, also be ready to endure with us !!!
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8.We know guys will still stick around you and anyday something might happen so we dont trust Girls with all our heart forget what we tell you..We never Trust you..!!
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9. When every you get us to do some spending,shopping.etc and you think we dont know what we are doing because of Love..Forget it when time shall come you will Pay for it..!!
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10. We never want to raise hand on you but some times your actions do fuel our reaction..we hate gossip,when we hear what we discuss outside,when you challenge us.. We believe sometimes inflicting pains can bring that respect..
Thank you..


Feel free to add yours..


I dedicate this post to Tosyne2much get well soon bro..

That God never exists..

lol

let they have rest they have a mission please...

Ishilove:
Have you recommended any topic, or created any one which you feel should have made fp?

lets leave that matter now i am owk with FP thos morning..!! Educative i have learnt a few things

Neldrizzy:
GGMU... Who are we playing next?? Looserpool..... This match is a workOver

lol.. You never can tell oo

wow he kept to his words.. Let me go listen to it...

lol i like the guy always on White..

maybe d maid too was kidnapped

worry359:
My private Learjet has been delayed for an hour in air traffic over heathrow tonight.
Coming from a meeting in New York I have to get back to my chambers in central London.
I have ordered my helicopter and pilot to wait for me.

where did you school?

May his gentle soul rest in peace .Amen

Okene road taking lives since 14bc

emirp:
Imagine ur grand father on a sick bed and his last word was my child i left $100billion in in in in in in and he died, what will u do...................?

some times slap do bring people back to life for d mean time