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holatin:
nice post but lengthy
summarise for us

his talkin trash and bad advice..mtxhew e so vex me

zyzxx:
Am guilty of number 10 b4.

what made you stop it..maybe i can learn from you..

iceberylin:
I dont even go to church

moslem?

AgapeCharis:
shuu
U guys didn't read d part I said if it was when I wasn't born again?

lol owk so who did you follow before you become a born again?

tosyne2much:
** covers face in shame ** [/i]

shame?

Dotwillis1:
a combinatn of both? ...we'll that's nice

yeah i like it..that way..it makes me feel determined

Kachisbarbie:
you need Jesus

yeah true agapecharis really need Jesus not you

AgapeCharis:
Tosyne2much don dey inspire people ooo




I for one don't squeeze my offering. Whether its N5 or N1000. I pay my offering in a respectfully

yeah he really tried he made me realise i have a talent deep inside me..
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.Good i like your style..once God knows its deep from your hrt

Tallesty1:
Spot on bro...


How about those that go to church to show off new clothes or hair style.

auch.. Victim..i do get my hair cut in saturday evening so i look fresh on sundays..

AgapeCharis:
make I hear say person like u do follow up for me when I wasn't born again.
Just tell me why I no go born again by all means

guy oooooo...hahahahahahaha LwgmEBOLA

holatin:
lie down and take four holy lashes

arrrhh am sorry ah will not do it again ..ejoorhoo..#climbs mango tree

tosyne2much:
No form of addiction is good

very correct!!

Kachisbarbie:
you know, you would like to give them that benefit of doubt. I used to snub them when I see them inside school @times.
Then dey reported me to my pastoral cover, one even said he wanted to ask me if fellowship would hold that day___ but I snubbed him, that's why he didn't come for fellowship.

Can you imagine?

auuuuch.. And if you try explaining to your pastor it'll look asif ur lying..

Amefrica:
Hahaha! I'm delivered..

i Pray so IJN Amen

naijaboiy:
LoL...you garrit

E be like you be aspiring pastor?

lol noo i have being to different churches,ministries..and have seen different pastors and rev tooo so i know what de can do

chibwike:
They are not.....we igbo guys are

yeah especially Anambra boiz..

Amefrica:
I'm guilty of 4 7 9 right now that I'm even in Church. Smh!

right form time i know what you can do..

naijaboiy:
hehe...i didn't even talk about the announcements,,that's another annoying aspect.

Those parts should just be scrapped

hahahaha.. Yeah true after the anouncement.. The rev father will den collect the mike and start complaining on the kind of things used for thanks giving that they should give whats acceptable to God.. Donate,pay thites.bla bla bla lol

holatin:
funny.
Not complete with
YOUTH that visit nairaland when nairaland app notify them that a new post is on front page.

hahahah yeah thats true i rem wen am using bb..when it vibrates.. I wount be at peace until i check whats that..if nah nairaland..i must read that post finish

Kachisbarbie:
lolz.
I used to be a follow-up director in school.
You go see some kind finneee boy, go say im done repent.
It was my duty to call them, remind them of fellowships/church servive and things like that, before I know it, na them go dey remind of shows in school.

I just tire.



someone+mood-swing.

hahahah hide your number nah or use a business centre line..lol...

naijaboiy:
LoL,,that one no concern me.

Make dem go do the thanksgiving for em house

Btw,,i'm a catholic

arhhh i know that moment..it muts be the parish u attend.. Thanksgiving is another section in that mass ..

Kachisbarbie:
I *siddon* dey look

Those that you would try to follow-up via first'timer or new convert.
___ but they would turn around and start to follow you up.

this gat me ROTF

Neldrizzy:
As a drummer boy, i always observe everybody( expecially girl) from the Drum stand. Always eyeing those choir girls, sometimes they lost control cus i do it excessively Also am among those that normally shout "error", "tell them pastor" when everybody is quiet jus to add rythem to the preaching!!

hmmm abi..i no fit try am for my church oo if ah even de imagin am for my mind self people go don de look me self..e go be me mah dig my grave there with my hand

naijaboiy:
Nice one

I used to be guilty of number 8 back then.
Always swagging up just to go to church

But now na corporate things

I'm still guilty of number 10 o
All those their thanksgiving can be tiring jor

Thanksgiving for the week,,thanksgiving for all men,,thanksgiving for all women,,thanksgiving for working class men,,thanksgiving for market women,,
Thanksgiving for tailors,,shoemakers,,vulcanizers e.t.c

Ah ah!!

Wetin sef

young man calm down nah another man business be that ooo.he has only one day of work for the week..

EroticAngelina:
im actually guilty of lots of them *whispers* number 3, 6, 9 and 10

*bites nails*

buhahahahahah hope you change no time to check time anymore

chibwike:
Wow,...seriously i dnt knw hw u guys manage to come up with these.....am impressed.....u killed it man...thumbs...

..i appreciate

Kachisbarbie:
I *siddon* dey look

do you need pop corns and 3Dshades

tosyne2much:


Just here to observe comments form a coconut tree

come down form that tree and Give ur life to christ...

chibwike:
Na only that one you see ba...you no see the compliments abi...issorite

arrrh ogami.. Am very sorry just dat d question came into my mind and i decided to pen it down am grateful for the comment it multivated me to post more thanks

chibwike:
Btw am gulty of number....

why you guys afriad of the saying number

EroticAngelina:
Lol.. Damn im guilty of one of them.. Guess which one

lol tell me plugs ear out..

tosyne2much,
chibwike,
mizmycoli
naijaboiy
eroticangelina,
iceberylin
tallesty1
neldrizzy
kachisbarbie
Come and mark this pls