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some ppl go awt to buy Vasline..!!!

make e b true oo

she smile /laugh to every tin u say..

lol Badoo!...but wait who is decieving who?

lol Badoo!

accurate0805:
But who was the first person to said this.. .

lol ur sighted

Sircomeference:
Bros if you pass heaven abeg help me tell Chinedu say the light pole wey them dey erect for village don fall again ooooo,,, say d thing self don kill madam patrick

how i go use take know chinedu kwanu?..

codedflowz:
Hallelujah!!! Brother

Your testimony shall be permanent

na so u hate me reach?

countsparrow:
Guy, na rizla u take rap d weed or paper Whatever it is, it must be some dop.e weed...

i just land few minutes ago... Choi.. I must do dis exercise everyday

victorels:
every body will contribute until they recover their money 10,000 times. Its business.

i break d sim and buy another one....its nt my main sim tho

it worked!!!!woooooow
i even tried with my legs now am Flying!!!!!!
praise de Lord!!

empty Hen...ehh
What abt does dat didnt Fall for the trick...asin dat didnt use it

tosyne2much:
Copy and paste it on the thread

done and modified

whatsapp users over to you..

this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details
www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience
very funny exprience....
modified:
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Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my
phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to
tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine
mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined..
And good to go)
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The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk
majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_
thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
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Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***
Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of
Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey
sweat for tongue)
:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka
Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall
in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your
botanical name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me
like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..
Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that
name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet
Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention
dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me.
Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
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..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her
house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until
she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport
money for offering for church which means 3km
treking....choi..#Gobe
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. As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
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Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next
time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary
society am their vice president so my presence is needed
there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At
least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)
Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers
this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why
do you say am not rightous!!!!)
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. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
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Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

even if he wear helmet and cover his beards its till none of my ......

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@Odinaka00
Business do their business pay well?..is their money value owk?
I heard its motor parts
do u need visa
how long do u intend to stay dere
is d place safe for nigerians?
Is there any social network we can chat other dan nairaland privately?

Odinaka00:
When it comes to power suply, nwanne na 24/7 thing for here o, even when transformer blows, it doesn't take like cinco minutos (5mins) to bring power back, nwanne when it comes to food, they have nice and quality foodz here and very cheap too.................education? I think we re far more better than them, wouldn't advise anybody to come over here just to school, its business here nwanne..........life here is very cool, beautiful women, one thing we Africans don't know yet is the fact that Mozambique has the most beautiful women in Africa, natural beauty...even when u see ur babe, u go dey ask urself, like seriously na me dey bleep this chic?" Cuz she too fine, if na for 9ja, na the kind babes senators go dey roll with be that lol....just kidding
Problem here is just their weather, its always sunny here, from January to December, nao para (it doesn't stop)

any social network we can chat privately?

goooooood

this basically ment for people in France

Seun:
I am working on it. What are the things you find boring specifically?

no private messages...

..............NOne of your business... What were u doing in dat car self?

what about Ebolacology